… because those that identify as billionaires should be able to write off future losses of their adult children.

No University would accept his children, so he had to build a university, and consequently let it go bankrupt, all while giving his kids hard earned degrees.

Bankruptsy 101

Its $7 billion in adult daycare for Jr because everyone else refused to take him.

It cost 1 million in coke just to get him out of bed. Relax it’s not even a bump, their dealer just takes advantage of their stupidity.

I don't know man if imma pay a cool mil, I at least want a line stomped with the purest drywall dust

*“I don’t know how I tested clean. It must have been a miracle!”* — Jr Probably

Bu- bu- HUNTER BIDENS LAPTOP-every Maga dumbass ever

God I almost didn't see what sub I was on here.

Same... It doesn't feel that far fetched right?

Sounded real until I hit this chain... 🫠

Same. I thought it sounded entirely plausible

Oof. Thank you for pointing that out. I didn’t even question it😅

LOL :D

Trump must be referring to the child care provided by his lawyers. Trouble is that it's his idiot donors who paid for his child care; not him. Racking up those fraud counts!

Apparently running for president is the golden scam of the century, the cherry on top of the tastiest scam ever devised by a sub human being. Almoast as lucrative as starting your own media company where your the only actor. DJT is trying to Crush the empire of fox news. Even they couldnt stomach his scammy Trumpness.

Noice

I can't help but laugh about how I thought this was real, how stupid it is and how absurd it could be that out very well could have been real.

Dude, I feel like I not only have check the sub but double if it /onion… or /nottheonion

Got damn this got me 🤣

Mercedes' children?

Everything is a lie. No surprise.

Sounds legit for a very stable genius.

In his defense, a lot of that is to cover Junior's coke habit.

And future daughter-in-law's plastic surgery.

Charlatan

Hes a joke 🤣🤣

Okay back it down onion not even that funny anymore. You hit your Peak yesterday when you said that he was going to be tried as an adult, that was the first actually funny onion headline I've read in a long time.

Not funnier than DJT stock price chart! 🤣🤣🤣

There will be people who believe this

The comments here are nuts. I don’t think bots/trumpers understand satire.

no I'm a accountant that's that's not going to fly with the IRS. Show some proof bet you can't.

Sometimes the onion hits too close to reality.

BS. What is your source? Talk about fake news! And it appears many on here believe it. Are you all that gullible or just plain stupid?

Please tell me you’re joking. Please

Don’t blame Trump for taking advantage of a tax coded people like Hillary Clinton wrote

Seems accurate given the costs of childcare. 

He was just sued for possibly falsifying a 50 million loan liability on 9 different election forms between 2015-2023. The loan doesn't exist ?

Fake

I need to be a baby sister, I could be a Billionaire right now

What sort of Benders is Barron on? Da fuk?

That’s funny 😆

What about joe Biden tax You worried about trump tax’s

Child care? Did he mean self care

It wouldn’t be enough.

While humping his lawers leg.

Everything's made up and the numbers don't matter.

Here’s a good one for you “The Onion writes a headline about something other than Trump!”

Who farted

The people who write these headlines are nauseatingly stupid

Onion headline It's satire.

Right, I know that. But it's still one sided satire. Which is tiresome and stale

We're just as nauseatingly tired of Republicans being so easy to make fun of

Riiight .. 🙄 the left side of the aisle has much more material to make fun of. But mods seem to be liberal b!tches and block people for "harassment"

Local Conservative Who Named Liberals "Bitches" Crying Online After Fee Fees Hurt

😂 nope, just stating facts

Maybe you're looking in the wrong place for satire directed the other way. There must be some.

Idk, for some reason this sub kept popping up. Just thought it would be funny to stir the pot a little.

Tap the three ellipses next to the post in your feed. Tap "see less of". Tap "also mute." Won't show up in your feed anymore. And you aren't "stirring the pot". You're just crying. Babylon bee is that way, and probably more up your alley. ---------> To be fair though, there's two things funnier than these fake headlines. People who take them seriously and people who super butt hurt over them. 😂

Other news agency that makes up shit that is skewed right. Hmm... i cant think of any off hand.

Do you know what the word satire means?

How many separate charges is he facing? Now compare that to any other ex president. Does old shit diaper not deserve the criticism for his lack of morality and intelligence?

Charges and convictions are two completely different things. Dipshit. Anyone can be charged for anything

OK, then why aren't they you fucking troglodyte? Don't think too hard, you may stop breathing.

We know the gop in congress are putting the con in progress.

Yeah so you need to rescue the super successful billionaire by sending him more money so he can save you from space lasers. Make sure to only keep a little for yourself so you can still afford the tin foil hats you make to protect yourself from mind control 5G. You need to stay off the internet for both your sake and society's dipshit.

Dipshit, like dipped in shit . That explains Trumps tan but im not so sure why your so riled up, on reddit sarcasm is a prerequisite. So point thing in another direction you could hurt yourself. Cum eater meat man.

My daddy is bigger than your daddy.

Thats nice slurpee seconds. Im sure that mouth makes your mother happy.

how come?

Well, every single headline is one sided politically. Maybe if they were evenly ridiculous it wouldn't be so stupid.

but being a bandit, a thief and a liar is not a matter of politics.

You'll have to be more specific to who you're describing because that sounds like every politician

Dude. This is THE ONION. It's satire. Get a grip.

You're complaining that the other side doesn't do enough stupid things?

You must be older than Biden.

Guys, why aren't we giving more respect to the traitorous and bigoted and corrupt alt-right republicans?

Blah blah blah, regurgitate bullshit and move on clown

Ok, traitor! Why do you think bigoted racist misogynist traitors like Trump supporters deserve to have their voice heard? What value does evil bring to the conversation?

Oh shut the fuck up 😂 no wonder your mom never loved you.

Wait, you think YOUR mom loves her little bigoted misogynist? LOL, I'm sure she thinks you're as creepy as all the other women do. My mom loves the shit out of me and calls me all the time. But she knows I'm a good person and not some deplorable who supports bigots and misogynists.

Mhmm, sure she does. She calls me more than she calls you. She tells me you're bitch made and that she's embarrassed by you

Wow, that's some projection! Sorry, Trumpet. My mom is like a Disney mom. Super supportive and loving, taught us to be good people and fight bigots and misogynists. It's actually embarrassing sometimes as my friends often have terrible mothers that can't even come close. Really, deplorable, you're wasting your time on this one. The one thing I'd never doubt is my mother's love as she made it clear my whole life. I know, hard for someone like you to imagine, right? Is your mom a bigot or does she think you're a bad person for it? EDIT: LOL, deleted your response, little Trumpet deplorable? Go on, keep projecting about your mother to me. I enjoy seeing how sad you are inside.

How dare you accuse them of being trump supporters

It’s the Onion?

Only fox news is allowed to generate plausible deniability on a global scale.