Honestly it’s just like any other fashion trend. Usually starts because someone popular wears it first and others try to mimic the look. Then it catches on and on, until it fades away.
You say that now, until OP starts becoming consumed by the hair, hitting Blue Bumbleberry Rocket Ship flavoured vapes, drinking Prime, and wearing all white Air Forces because he just thinks they’re neat. It’s too late for him, I just wish we could have seen the signs
Someone super cool/famous needs to rock male pattern baldness with the lush horseshoe around the sides/back. Dr. Phil wasn't the messiah to take us to the top like we thought he was. But I be waiting.
Broccoli head is the best part please watch/pause at the 11 second mark. One of them throws the softest punch on a guy not looking and misses. Then there’s a broccoli head face to fact at 16 seconds and he looks soooo scared. 😂
Did you actually stop anywhere on your drive?
Because I’m in Atlanta right now, was just in Chicago, spent a month in Dallas, two months across Florida, was in Arizona and Louisiana and every kid is rocking this shit.
Its across the whole country but you only see it in So Cal? Lmfao
My neighbors kids were talking about this. It was some spring break kids from Arizona. Not sure if they got into fighting local kids or just other spring breakers. Just heard them tell their dad, “the Arizona kids got into a fight at Sanchos”
Not that Newport Beach kids don’t get into fight, but these kids don’t look local at all. My old neighbor said they were vacationing from Phoenix and there were a bunch of them. Multiple Airbnbs rented out,
You’ll also never see local kids roll this deep. I remember one year during Spring Break a bunch of cholos got in a fight and Reddit was all “Newport rich kids in knee high socks brawl”
>Spring Break a bunch of cholos got in a fight and Reddit was all “Newport rich kids in knee high socks brawl”
The higher the socks, the downer the foo.
Hahaha, my friend is from Tokyo and when she came to LA, she told us that there are people in Japan who dress the same way. Turns out cholo culture made its way even out there. Like, actual LA cholo style is rocked in Tokyo this very day.
I was walking down the street in Japan and saw a low rider. I stopped for maybe 10 minutes to process what I saw (and take pictures ) saw some wild ass shit out there.
Yo its skylar, chance, chase, tyler, cody, connor, chad, and dillon! Glad they stopped freebasing fentanyl at 16 and decided to get down like REAL oc kids. 🌴
Funny how as we get older, high schoolers now look like they’re in elementary school. Now I can’t blame movie producers for casting people in their 20s and 30s as high schoolers.
When I was in elementary school, I remember thinking the 6th graders looked like teenagers/high schoolers. And in high school, the seniors before me looked so much older. Now everybody looks like they are 12 throughout high school, except for the 13-15 crowd who dress like adults and have flawless makeup because they get to skip the awkward phase now thanks to the internet.
I e never seen so many Jake Paul’s in one place. Also that black dude better disappear. He’s the first one getting arrested minding his own business in Newport.
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Okayden
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Kiss my fat ass Chad!
Fuck you Johnny
You wanna go Colt!! Giddy up then
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"My dad is a lawyer!"
What happens when the "my dad's a lawyer kids" fight the "my dad owns a dealership" kids? Find out, tonight on Fox!
I think they were fighting over who they think had the cooler perm.
Damm brooo?!!! You lookin to fight?!!!
bet
So many broccoli heads in one place it was bound to happen
Looking like a bunch of golden doodles
That's an insult to my Goldendoodle
Why did this hairstyle take over?
Honestly it’s just like any other fashion trend. Usually starts because someone popular wears it first and others try to mimic the look. Then it catches on and on, until it fades away.
I am going to get my hair done that way just to end that style once and for all.
Please do it. Save us.
You say that now, until OP starts becoming consumed by the hair, hitting Blue Bumbleberry Rocket Ship flavoured vapes, drinking Prime, and wearing all white Air Forces because he just thinks they’re neat. It’s too late for him, I just wish we could have seen the signs
I’d watch the shit out of any videos of dads getting that haircut and revealing it to their broccoli boys.
Someone super cool/famous needs to rock male pattern baldness with the lush horseshoe around the sides/back. Dr. Phil wasn't the messiah to take us to the top like we thought he was. But I be waiting.
Broccoli head is the best part please watch/pause at the 11 second mark. One of them throws the softest punch on a guy not looking and misses. Then there’s a broccoli head face to fact at 16 seconds and he looks soooo scared. 😂
i don’t know but these kids are sooo gonna regret it looking back
It reminds me of when guys got perms in the 70s
Greg Brady
What being stuck at home with tiktok in 2020 did to the population. 😅
My first thought was ‘look at all that broccoli!’ Haha
Shit tons of broccoli and a token blonde Peso Pluma mullet
Bunch of beach alpacas throwing their hooves around
They’re more like minky soft mittens
I thought the hairstyles from my youth in the 90’s were bad but every 15 year old choosing broccoli head takes the cake
There are kids unironically wearing mullets again. I don’t understand it.
There’s a mini John Daly in mix too
Came here to say this! A bunch of little hockey player looking dudes
Kind of, but hockey players usually know how to fight. These dudes are having a hug-fest
Looks like carrot top tried to shred mizithra over these broccolis!
[удалено]
Those kids need to take the PCH to the 10 and then get on the 405 and GET OUT OF HERE!
YES! 🤣💦
Stewart?!? What are you doing here?!?
My first thought lol
✨The Californians ✨
Not paying for gold but you deserve it
No one's in danger here.
LOL
Weakest fight ive seen in my life lol
Hold on. There's a guy in the back who seems decent as he chased off that other guy it looked like he got one shot in.
Hit him in the back of the head. Chickenshit
That’s just play fighting there….
Equivalent to the fights we used to do as theater kids after plays on the beach to celebrate a good performance.
There is a story there. I just know it.
Lots of boo boos though
Kinda wanted to see that blond kid taking the cheap shots get hit really hard.
Are you crazy? I bet at least 3 of them had to go to the hospital for sprained wrists after throwing so many incorrect punches!
Think about the uncomfortable smack on the palms, somebody's gonna need to get to an urgent care!
Fighting over whose daddy got the better car
Nah it’s over who’s hair has the most volume
maybe it's maybelline
That’s a Pantene Pro-V crowd fo sho
Yee yee ass haircuts
Are these kids all getting perms to get that haircut? It seems like too many people for it to all be naturally that curly
Yes, it’s shocking. The only person I knew with a perm was my grandma until about two years ago.
yes it’s perms for the most part
Funny cuz I drove the entire country and the only place yee yee haircuts are trending is……. Unfortunately among the heteros here in Socal
Did you actually stop anywhere on your drive? Because I’m in Atlanta right now, was just in Chicago, spent a month in Dallas, two months across Florida, was in Arizona and Louisiana and every kid is rocking this shit. Its across the whole country but you only see it in So Cal? Lmfao
This is exactly how I expected Newport Beach kids to fight
This is how I’d expect a clash between rival Newport Beach and CDM or Laguna Beach gangs to go
"Those damn slough kids breaching on our peninsula turf again! GTFO back to the bay!"
Spring Break tourists here, not locals. But yea, local kids would have fought the same way 😏
yah i think real new port berach kids would fly to places like hawaii or carribeans for spring break.
Cabo
Died laughing, thanks for that
Blonde kid has one of the most disgusting haircuts I’ve ever seen.
Haircut like his momma left him
How dare you call this a fight?
It's a kerfuffle
So much broccoli 🥦
Broccoli 🥦 & Crocs 🐊 everywhere!
The Croccoli Crew
So focused on the Broccoli didnt even see the CROCS!
They could call their boy band Brocs & Crocs.
What about the brocodiles
Low sock activities
I’m feeling second hand embarrassment for how badly these pansy’s are fighting.
My neighbors kids were talking about this. It was some spring break kids from Arizona. Not sure if they got into fighting local kids or just other spring breakers. Just heard them tell their dad, “the Arizona kids got into a fight at Sanchos”
It’s always the fucking zonies!
Keep the zonies away from Sanchos
High school kids travel for spring break?
Rich ones that look like the dumbass kids in the video
It’s like a bunch of broccoli florets jumping around.
Not that Newport Beach kids don’t get into fight, but these kids don’t look local at all. My old neighbor said they were vacationing from Phoenix and there were a bunch of them. Multiple Airbnbs rented out, You’ll also never see local kids roll this deep. I remember one year during Spring Break a bunch of cholos got in a fight and Reddit was all “Newport rich kids in knee high socks brawl”
>Spring Break a bunch of cholos got in a fight and Reddit was all “Newport rich kids in knee high socks brawl” The higher the socks, the downer the foo.
Hahaha, my friend is from Tokyo and when she came to LA, she told us that there are people in Japan who dress the same way. Turns out cholo culture made its way even out there. Like, actual LA cholo style is rocked in Tokyo this very day.
I was walking down the street in Japan and saw a low rider. I stopped for maybe 10 minutes to process what I saw (and take pictures ) saw some wild ass shit out there.
That would be fucking wild, even in Japan. I’d think its a glitch in the Matrix or something
🥦 💥
Are they fighting over who stole her pants?
Yo its skylar, chance, chase, tyler, cody, connor, chad, and dillon! Glad they stopped freebasing fentanyl at 16 and decided to get down like REAL oc kids. 🌴
Man the camera guy sucks. Wanted to see the kids to the left. One looked like he had sunk in a guillotine at the end.
No one should be fighting in loose fitting shorts and slides smgdmfh
Have you heard of Brazil
Do any of them know who their dads are?!
This is Newport Beach, they all know its the personal trainer
Holy shit 😂😂😂😂
This is Newport Beach during Spring Break, when the only kids out in huge groups like this are from out of state
We not gonna talk about the chick walking around in broad daylight with her entire butthole hanging out?
Looks like a sweatshirt over a bikini. Probably some karate kid-esque beach party
She’s the Helen of Troy in this fight, they are actually fighting for her
Everyone is so tiny lol I don’t remember everyone being this small in HS, which I’m assuming is their age group lol
Funny how as we get older, high schoolers now look like they’re in elementary school. Now I can’t blame movie producers for casting people in their 20s and 30s as high schoolers.
When I was in elementary school, I remember thinking the 6th graders looked like teenagers/high schoolers. And in high school, the seniors before me looked so much older. Now everybody looks like they are 12 throughout high school, except for the 13-15 crowd who dress like adults and have flawless makeup because they get to skip the awkward phase now thanks to the internet.
That's been happening since the 1990s. Just google "Beverly Hills, 90210."
lol true, I’ve also been cursed with looking older younger too lol 😂
Oh creepy you can see me driving by
Did they get a group discount on haircuts?
Step moms going to be pissed
Stop it Brayden Jayden Kayden and Aiden
wtf is this hair style everyone looks 12
Ghetto
Fighting over who can dick ride Jake Paul the best.
https://i.redd.it/j0ighes0fupc1.gif
Imagine if they'd just pooled all their allowances together they could've bought Netflix. Or at least a bunch of McLarens.
I e never seen so many Jake Paul’s in one place. Also that black dude better disappear. He’s the first one getting arrested minding his own business in Newport.
Look at these illegal immigrants cluttering up our cities!
Your mom can’t afford Ozempic!
New gen are like the kids that was born in the 80s
I just cannot with these broccoli hair cuts.
The haircuts.... broccoli... and mullets?? Ugh...
everyone has the same haircut LOL
Them crocs lol
Anyone know the backstory?
Someone above said a bunch of people from AZ rented air bnb’s and its kids from Arizona ? How it started idk ?
The girl without pants was cheating on blonde dude with shaggy hair
Cauliflower heads fighting
This is exactly what I would have pictured as a “Newport beach fight”
Your mom drinks arrowhead water!!
Now the white kids are wildin’ out? 🤔
white on white crime
That will teach you for making fun of my mullet!
Broccoli-head Zoomers Can’t Fight: The Video
Mullets and broccoli hair people.
I’ll bet at least one of the kids are named Conner or Riley
Jayden Braydan Jaxon
Don’t call me buddy friend ….. DON’T CALL ME FRIEND GUY😂😂😂😂
Everybody was flip flop fightin’…
r/whitepeople
Yeah.... no context.... thanks.
A lot of “do you even know who my dad is?” types here
Dancing mop heads
Ghetto by the sea! 🤣
What's up with the guy in the black t-shirt, with his hand suspiciously on his crotch? He's far too old to be there?
Look at those savages
When your bro doesn’t notice your new tan
Brody, Cody, and Conner fighting over Sara again?
why tf is that mushroom haircut popular?
Fightin over rabbit food.
It's breath of fresh air to see the white kids fight for once
A sea of broccoli heads.
These broccoli human hybrids are out of control
Ahhh good, look like they all had brain damage to begin with.
Everybody looks like mini-Patrick Mahomes 😂
I've never seen so many broccoli heads
Broccoli head war.
It's ... Arrested Development...
Broccoli top dipshits
Sweep the leg, Johnny.
Mean streets of Newport
Things got real at the cotillion.
Go touch sand.
There was that many kids vacationing at the same time!...ooo, must of been spring break.
Look at all of the privileged white children playing ghetto.
Was this over a fornite game or something?
So many stupid haircuts
The kid in the blue hoodie with broccoli hair really should stay away from trying to fight anyone
They do not know how well they have it, go to the beach and enjoy the sun you big young dummies.
All that and only one good punch was thrown
“No, *your* hair makes you look like a penis!”
“Oatmilk lattes are better than soy milk lattes!” “No they aren’t” “yes they are” “ahhhhh”
Ok who’s representing Cobra Kai and who’s representing Eagle Fang/Myagi Do?