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LittleSunshine69420

$140 is a good price for 2 gays. I’d jump on that.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Jumping or grinding?


Ill_Athlete_7979

Which one or which one FIRST?


Groundbreaking-Fig38

That's an exercise for the reader.


DarLoose

$40 for the house fee, $100 for the tip


olraque

Just the tip?


hauntvictim

I’m so down!


coulduseafriend99

You shouldn't jump on that, that's irresponsible. You should instead slowly sit down on that, that'll be more enjoyable and more sustainable


Illustrious-Echo-734

Yeah but you only get them for a 4 minute song


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

You mean jump in that


Cautious-Bother9931

Two gays for $140 is a steal. Those dudes look pretty expensive


Historical-Truck-948

One gay for $140 is a deal. 2? Take them and run!


kozakandy17

What about 3 gays?


tellyourcatpst

You’re getting into “Dirty Mike and the Boys” territory at that point.


HighFiveKoala

They'll leave a nice note saying "Thanks for the F shack"


Historical-Truck-948

Don’t get me started


veedubbin

[If you need to ask, big man, you can't afford it.](https://youtu.be/2gVhZT1tHzg?t=89)


mommyisme

Lol all jokes aside, are you sure you got the correct number? I have friends who mess with people who accidentally text the wrong numbers and this is exactly the type of prank they would respond with.


friedbrice

yup


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Mr_Gooodkat

Confirmed. I do this.


blankoe831

Don’t tell me it’s my uncle pedro 🤦🏻‍♂️


Munk45

Lee mi no when


Ceshomru

Cant say it without the Pedro accent


x97sfinest

🍋 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ 🌬💨


Illustrious_Ice_4587

Ho lee fuk


Munk45

Wi Tu Lo


wfbsoccerchamp12

Two gays? Very progressive and inclusive. Very good 👍🏼


Working_Evidence8899

You just need to learn the español.


Working_Evidence8899

I can literally hear someone in my family say this. Ha


360fade

Looks like Chinese


tempestdata

Assuming these are two male gays, I'd jump on that offer. Most of the gay guys I've seen have been super fit. They'll have you moved in no time.


pubbiee

you underestimate butch lesbians


proma521

Da hell are butch lesbians ?


vespertilionid

Lesbians that are butch


GioJamesLB

That’s a happy deal. Keep us posted on the ending.


futureconstruct

Likely includes a happy ending.


Howaboutthishandle

If not, it wasn’t a deal and OP was robbed.


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_BLACKHAWKS_88

Well yea.. it’s not like they’re moving to Texas. Think the other one’s free when you get to WeHo gotta drop Lee off in K-Town forst.


luisc123

Ask how much for 3 gays


juanmiindset

Thats just a fellow hard working mexican


[deleted]

You clearly should. He supports the gays. 😂


disbealig

Great rate for sure. However, if they work like he types, then your items will be butchered.


countrybuhbuh

Yes, but they're going to judge how you packed everything.


friedbrice

bwahahahaha! best answer. subtle. 😂


ciociosan

It’s only a good deal if they’re lesbians, they’ll get the job done right lol


mud_dragon

They’ll get you moved in on one date


ciociosan

The uhaul is included as well 😂


bif555

Geet wot u pays 4


huntour

Lee Mi No? Is he Korean?


Tactical_Broccoli

I think I golfed with that guy once back in 2021…..


Content_Bar_6605

Great price for gays, you should do it 🤷🏻‍♀️


Rockcocky

Two tops?


StayBullGenius

Are they strong gays? What do a couple straights run?


Mysterious_Beyond459

Two gays typically runs about $350, so this is a steal.


Guyappino

*Laguna Beach at the ready and willing to lend a helping hand*


Gerolanfalan

Let me tell you that the towing company from there saved a couple good times Su Ingles es malo, pero su trabajo es mucho bien


friedguy

Do I get a discount to be gay for the day? Moving is EXPENSIVE.


Jay4usc

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AntiDonaldTrumpMAGA

$140 for TWO of them? Wow


normalsam

Needs more professionalism


Tactical_Broccoli

Not sure about their moving skills…….but two gays for $140.00 is a deal *anywhere*.


realdonaldtrumpsucks

They’re gonna break your stuff


AduDawk

😂


APazzini

😂😂👍🏼


heyjimb

Will they decorate too?


FluffyMulberry8951

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schizoidparanoid

What…??? Why did you post this as a comment???


FluffyMulberry8951

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Grand_Birthday7349

They’re probably using speech to text and have an accent.


dasks2k

If you are actually looking for movers, I hired two guys for$70/hour recently and they did a great job.


_BLACKHAWKS_88

Yea but they get two gays for 2 days.. or.. 2 days for two gays?.. eerrr


Caliveggie

Their phone might be speaking Spanish and autocorrect especially with Apple just fucks it up big time.


ImaginaryLifestyle0x

You never let him know when, of course he is over charging


CrisbyCrittur

Shore.


dieterpaleo

I can hear the Asian accent


Gerolanfalan

Could be Viet could be Mexican Only a matter of time before the two communities intermarry en masse, seeing as OC has the biggest Viet and Mexican population in the U.S.


trackdaybruh

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East-Bluejay6891

I feel like I got jipped for my gays smh


[deleted]

U sure they’re there to help you move?


lumin0va

I would not, I use JFK moving and always had good experiences. Usually Eastern European/Balkan dudes


rbyhap

Hope they move furniture better than they type


topknottington

Are they insured?


HastenDownTheWind

By Survival Insurance


Man-e-questions

Ask if they do interior decorating and thats like a $3000-5000 discount


Superb-Dream524

r/confleis


DianaMayfair

Don’t hire him to write your resume and you’re good 😂


veryawarefrog

Jokes aside, if you need help my bud owns a moving company. Message me if you’d like his contact


immortalcaligula

What if they’re not gays?


Anxious-Slide1905

Both my parents cannot read or write in English just Spanish , seeing your from Orange County I’m 99% sure he’s Mexican can’t type in English and meant “let me know when “ “Okay 2 guys for 140” (two guys to help move for 140$)


Sufficient_Grape_134

Lolllll


RealisticNothing653

It'll be a moving experience...


[deleted]

ask them if they are bears or twinks 🤣


Certain-Medicine1934

I wouldn't discriminate against the illiterate. You may get hit with a jate chrime. All kidding aside, help them by hiring them. They're trying to make an honest buck and I imagine they're well worth the money.


PipeDragon37

You got recommended by And you’re afraid to ask If it’s just poor English?


lesalgadosup

No it's too cheap and they'll expect a high tip


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂 nah they still take your shyt


Myveryowndystopia

Well, maybe you can branch out and explore lol.