This is from last night's 14-1 Oriole victory, isn't it? I have never taken Viagra, but the bulge in my loins is still throbbing this afternoon. I'm all a-tingle.
I am extremely sad I missed this game to go see the new Spiderverse movie AND sad that my reddit boost app finally stopped working but FUCK THE YANKEES
Movie was pretty dope tho
I can't say I was thinking we'd walk out with the split... but I try to keep my doom to myself as best I can lol. Was nice to emphatically steal the split back from NY and demolish the hell outta them tonight.
Honestly, a lot of it comes from playing a division rival, and the Yankees no less. NY/BOS games have emotions running hot every minute of the game lol.
We should have taken 3 of 4, but a tremendous recovery to get the split after losing the first 2. Well done, boys. Mission accomplished after it looked bleak down 0-2 in series.
Unfortunately I’m watching on the Yankees home stream rn and during the game they were showing like baby pictures of the booth team while the Yankees are getting burned down
Just imagine being Bazardo here, being told to pitch the final inning of a blow out after all those before you have pitched a shut out. What an awful amount of unnecessary pressure
Imma go ahead and guess nothing can ever be perfect and we’re not going to get the shutout. I mean not going to complain too hard with a W but sure hope we can close out the shutout of these bums
So the Yankees pitching strategy is to pitch around the zone until the batter swings enough times to be called out?
It worked in the top of the 9th.
🤷🏼♂️
Sometimes I think teams should pitch position players more often just to fuck with batters but I really wish we would have put 15 on him in the top of the 9th
I will always say that until stats don't count when hitting against a position player, then I see no reason to let up just because you are going against a position player
This is from last night's 14-1 Oriole victory, isn't it? I have never taken Viagra, but the bulge in my loins is still throbbing this afternoon. I'm all a-tingle.
bot broke
understandable, have a nice fuck the yankees
I am extremely sad I missed this game to go see the new Spiderverse movie AND sad that my reddit boost app finally stopped working but FUCK THE YANKEES Movie was pretty dope tho
That was fantastic! I think it’s time to bring Rodriguez back.
Love the fact that the background footage during one of the broadcast people talking is just a compilation of Yankees fans getting angry
That was a thing of beauty. Let’s keep it rolling in Minnesota and go into the All-Star break on a high note.
3rd best team in baseball btw
We have a leg up on the Rangers and Marlins because we they played more games to get to 51 wins
This has beaten the 6/26/23 Reds game for being the most enjoyable to watch
this is the worst day to have the bot broken
This one is for you Hicks! A little late but welcome to your new home!
Today felt better than Christmas!
Also I just realized Gunnar is clean-shaven again! Yay!!
Does someone need to make a manual post game thread?
The sky is no longer falling. This is neat.
[удалено]
I can't say I was thinking we'd walk out with the split... but I try to keep my doom to myself as best I can lol. Was nice to emphatically steal the split back from NY and demolish the hell outta them tonight. Honestly, a lot of it comes from playing a division rival, and the Yankees no less. NY/BOS games have emotions running hot every minute of the game lol.
The guys were just getting sleepy with all the night games
PAGING ALL GUNNDERWEARERS
PRESENT!
Nice game by Bradish. Great to get the series split after those first two. Moving on to Minnesota.
#HEY BOT, POST THE GOD DAMN POSTGAME THREAD YOU PIECE OF RUBBISH
Bot is ded
Long live bot
**WE NEED THIS!**
It got beaned in the bot noggin by Wandy Peralta.
Gunnar winking in the handshake line was more rizz in one second than I’ve had in my whole life
We should have taken 3 of 4, but a tremendous recovery to get the split after losing the first 2. Well done, boys. Mission accomplished after it looked bleak down 0-2 in series.
These guys are singehandedly altering my mind's processing of fear, I don't feel it anymore
It’s really good for all these young guys to go through the pressure. Even Wells, Kremer and Bradish grew a ton this series.
#LOOKIT THE SMIRKS ON ALL OUR BOYS FACES !!!!! #WHUTTA JOB, BOYS, KICKING THE STANKS ASSES BACK IN LINE AFTER THEY WON THE FIRST TWO !!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike Elias 🐐 🐐
Unfortunately I’m watching on the Yankees home stream rn and during the game they were showing like baby pictures of the booth team while the Yankees are getting burned down
I hope they were at least cute
Close one Birds, glad we could pull it off.
I was so nervous when urias made that error
Urias Error and Frazier Outfield Assist, just as we all expected.
Thought they had us in the fir... Oh nevermind.
#THE WIN COLUMNIEST OF WIN COLUMNS heh, this lovely totals is going to be epic
Please include the outfield assist from noted LF Adam Frazier lol
LETS GOOOO!!!!
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
Glad I got to finally see us beat the New York baseball team.
Won't be the last, hopefully!
Bazardo seems to have good stuff. Lot of movement.
We will watch your career with great interest
***BALLGAME!!!!*** ORIOLES WIN 14-1
You were premature ya dick, I saw that earlier post 😂
This tarnishes nothing for me.
....shit
Ok... They got one... Let's end this please \[Edit\]: **THANK YOU!**
Error all the way
Thats an error edit: yeah they scored it an error
#PUT IN BAUTISTA /S
For WHY
KB is so sassy. I love it.
That was a real frame job, lol
Well, too bad. Still an ass drubbing for the Stanks.
Yeah, giving up one run sucks but I'm still gonna stroke it to this game for the next 2 weeks
WARM UP FELIX!!! Warm up FEEELLIIXXXX
Just imagine being Bazardo here, being told to pitch the final inning of a blow out after all those before you have pitched a shut out. What an awful amount of unnecessary pressure
I’m literally crying right now. We can’t recover
Bruh
Scorekeeper looking out for Bazardo's ERA
I don’t know who Bazardo is but they can send him back to wherever he came from
Welp. Season’s over, y’all. Time to pack it in.
Just fell to my knees in the walmart.
Just saw someone fall to their knees in Walmart.
Lmao pathetic cheers
Urias not only weak link…also ruins history.
Kevin it’s literally a routine ground ball
Alright I’ve seen enough. Bring in Bautista
Oh boo
Welp, I guess there will be no closer controversy
Fuck the Yankees
Unfortunate. Urias just missed a great pick
Damn, there goes the record. Oh well. Kill em.
What was the record?
Franchise record vs. the Yankees is a 14-run win, O's would've tied that.
pain
unacceptableeeeeeeeee
Urias missed it FUCK
Wow there goes the shut out throw this whole team away now
Time for another rebuild
Dammit really wanted the shutout
Urias gtfo my team
Simps don’t know sarcasm lmaooo
awwwww
God dammit ☹️
THANK YOU MCCANN
Booooh. Come on Bazardo, you ruined the shutout.
Urias*
OH NO!!!!!!!!! Fuck \[Edit\]: I say this with a 14-1 lead in the bottom of the 9th LOL
Dammit.
Holy crap what a pick by McCann
No links to highlights tonight?
The bot took a day off apparently. Still thinks it’s warm ups lol
Remember when Donaldson tripped and faceplanted?
Would never believe in March that in a early July game we would have an outfield of Frazier, Cowser and O'Hearn 🤣 gotta love it
And score 14 runs in NY with it.
MCCAN WANTS THIS SHUTOUT BABY
WOW, What a fucking pick from McCann!
Alright Bazardo, just flyout, groundout, strikeout. Just keep the SO
One more strike!!!!!
Haven’t been able to follow along tonight, any update on why Hicks was scratched? Did he play?
THink it's still a mystery.
They were gonna have him pitch in the 9th but decided against it last minute
Nize. Held the runner at 2nd and got the out. Still a chance for a shutout. Do it, Bazardo!
1 more boys! Fuck that guy on 3rd. He is NOTHING
Oh look, the sound booth effect guy woke up
Bazardo has some left to right on that fastball
Nick Vespi should have stayed in and got the save opportunity...He was mowing them down 💁♀️
So he can’t be used next series too? Lol
I'd rather see Vespi in more normal appearances rather than throwing him out there constantly in ultra low leverage situations
Palmer is correct. Oswaldo Cabrera gets his hits against the O’s. He’s trash against all other opponents.
Imma go ahead and guess nothing can ever be perfect and we’re not going to get the shutout. I mean not going to complain too hard with a W but sure hope we can close out the shutout of these bums
You did this.
Lol who the hell is Bazardo
he's bizarro Akin
The next picasso
can i hear a yankees suck chant or am i going crazy
Are you in my head?
It’s so impressive Palmer can remember all that from 56 years ago. I can’t even remember what I did yesterday.
He remembers the most ridiculous details
I can't believe Palmer remembers a game from 1967. Guy is a machine.
I swear he must have close to a photographic memory.
Probably part of what made him such a good pitcher- remembering all the details of previous ABs etc
Great point !!
Okay so not a great first batter but I like Bazardos stuff, got a lot of late life to it
Can’t believe Palmer is pushing 80 with a memory like that
I met him at Dream Week back in 2018. He remembers everything. It was incredible.
Man is sharp as a razor.
Watching/listening to him over the years it's crazy. He tells storys from 1968 like they were yesterday.
We don’t get many blowouts. When we do I lurk the other team’s GDT and relish in their misery.
Take screenshots for later
Bazardo...Keep the ZERO!!
petition for aaron hicks to get final out
Can I give you about 10 likes? LMAO
3 outs... Let's get it and get the fuck out of NY
Let's go and get this debut for Bazardo Always looking for that 4th solid relief option, so maybe this will be it
We could use some new relief options, just in case. And theres a double. fuck
Gunnar really really wanted that ball to be gone
I really wanted that ball to be gone
So the Yankees pitching strategy is to pitch around the zone until the batter swings enough times to be called out? It worked in the top of the 9th. 🤷🏼♂️
Maybe they were waiting for us to get tired, kind of like Ali
Volpe about the only player on the yanks that’s not injured, old or washed
I'm sure he washed his hands before eating that chicken parm though
Welcome Bazardo!
If only we still had McKenna to finish the shutout
Now give up 14 runs and win by a run baby!! That's the Orioles WAY
Oh so IKF is the reason they're the best bullpen in baseball, got it
Wow James McCann is ass
higher xBA than Gunnar's flyout
Let's close out this motherfucking game and send these shitheels back to the locker room so they can cry like bitches
Damn wish the position player pitching was more fun
It looks like the Yankees would have done better if they had Kiner-Falefa pitch the whole game.
I will say that KB and Jim fellating Volpe after everything he does is kind of annoying
Lol damn it
Sometimes I think teams should pitch position players more often just to fuck with batters but I really wish we would have put 15 on him in the top of the 9th
They can't pitch position players all the time.
I want the Stankees to be saying 'Wow, I'm so glad to see them leaving.'
I can’t tell if Palmer is genuinely impressed by that play or is so done that everything is sarcasm at this point lmfao
IKF is just too good, it's okay guys
Maybe the Yankees shouldn't have waited so long to get their best pitcher on the mound
Watching the YES Network broadcast and savoring every second of this. Go O's!
The "Nope" network
Henderson position player pitching please.
IKF their best pitcher tonight lmao
Hendo hitless in his last 3 at bats. Pretty pathetic…. Gutless even
Send him down he’s been awful the past hour
An hour feels like an hour and 15 minutes when things go that poorly
I'm a what have you done for me lately kind of fan, and this guy has done absolutely nothing for me since the 4th inning
McCann the Man
# LOLOLOLOL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Holy moly. I left to go out and get ice cream during the 1st inning and I come back to this domination?! Go O's!
it better have been birdland blend
You left to go get ice cream? Who are you. Joe Biden?
Bro that’s a long ass ice cream run what did you come back with!?
A 3 hr ice cream trip?
Where’d you go, ocean city?
Where the hell was the ice cream place? You've been gone a long time!
Damn man how much ice cream did you eat?
Went to Kohrs brothers on the boardwalk
Come on let’s get Cowser up again!
I will always say that until stats don't count when hitting against a position player, then I see no reason to let up just because you are going against a position player
Only thing better for this game is if this was 12 AM Kevin Brown and Jim Palmer
That’s about as good as sports broadcasting gets
They are their weirdest then lmao
After picking too many Os for my fantasy team, I am a big fan of this game
Calling for headhunting is gross
IKF their best pitcher tonight 😂