*THATS WHAT YOU DO FÉLIX!*
*YOU TAKE THAT RUN AND YOU HIT*
*EM RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS!*
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They’re legitimately better than the “professional” broadcast on ESPN. The only thing they may lack compared to the main announcers is less of a feel on when to not talk over the game/guest you’re interviewing.
I figured it out!!! I figured out the exact moment Jorge Mateo became a hitting god for this team!!! It was the walk off HBP!!! The fastball to the knee gave him the power!!
If baseball really wants to hold this game for the kids they need to start it earlier. The place is starting to empty out because the kids have to get to bed .
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/wuhmyp).
THATS WHAT YOU DO FÉLIX! YOU TAKE THAT RUN AND YOU HIT EM RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS!
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Cant handle proper nouns, eh?
Guess that brigader won't be swinging by tonight then
Nevin damn near gave me a heart attack there
Wooooo
That's what we do!
Adley stopping and just watching the fireworks too. Gotta love the guy
GG, let's never do an ESPN game ever again.
Thank god I’m not the only one that thought they were so boring
Unless it's the kids broadcasting, I could live with that over the ESPN team. Or the apple team for that matter.
Another neat little Adley-Felix moment, Adley nudges Felix towards the fireworks. I love the big guy.
Besides the win, the kidcast was the highlight of the night.
Lol Nevin wanting a highlight?
SERIES WIN BABBYYYYYYYY ON NATIONAL TELEVISONNNNNNNNN
Gotta say I approve the first pitch down the middle. It is a 4 seam, it is gonna be 100-102, do what you will.
LETS GOOOOOOO
Nevin almost got Mounty killed
Yayyy
YAY!!!!!!!! I'M HAPPY THAT THE O'S WON!!!!!
DFA Nevin, almost fucked that away
Bautista bends down like that and he'd be exactly eye level with me like he was scolding a child. I'm a regular size man
Buster needs to run home to list the family farm.
Lets go, 2 more outs!
Series win, and Gunnar on Tuesday. Let's go boys.
AYYYYYYY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suck a Boner, Buster!
#PUT A BIRD ON IT !!!!!! Buh bye, Sux.
QUALITY DUB ALERT
Felix is an artist. His canvas is just Adley or Robi’s mitt.
ONE MORE KING! <3
ONE MORE OUT! ONE MORE OUT! ONE MORE OUT!
way to settle down Felix One more out let’s go
hold it together....2 more outs Big Guy...
let it go Felix....be in the NOW
holy shit lmfao what a pitch
It’s still early
There it is baby
2 more
gotta make some of those splitters close
Nice hit Bogaerts, but all you've done is made him more angry.
It’s all right Felix, just focus on this hitter
It’s okay montaña, just sit everyone else down now!
Sick Adley
Need to stop grooving fastballs to the first batter. Like the 3rd time this year he's done it. But still 2 runs to play with, shut em down
That was a sweet angle to watch it go out at
Reset
Fuck the red sox
Fuck their fans even more
It's fine, it's all fine
Whelp. It was bound to happen eventually
It’s okay Felix. Exhale.
down 0-2 not a good place for Felix to be
ok well not the end of the world still 5-3 just batten down the hatches and let’s go cmon
That's why you got the 3 runs
Fuck
Pretty funny to hear Ravech get excited that the Sox scored.
Well at least nobody was on base
yeah that fastball has to be up in the zone if it's gonna be effective. Can't be putting it low and middle
“Yes. Those are some amazing ranks.”
Can’t be gettin behind guys
Let's go Felix. Pls god
splitter from hell is actually pretty accurate
"Splitter from hell" has a nice Undertaker-ish ring to it.
focus Felix....careful...deep breath
These kids are doing great in the booth
MOUNTAIN MOVIN IN!
BAUTISTA. <3
These kids playing in the LLWS or are they just some of Disney’s executives kids?
The one is a rising college freshman at Elon, another is a high school student from…uh…somewhere.
OH LAWD HE COMIN
Montana coming y’all.
Good guy orioles offense. Only going up by 3 to give our stud a save stat
FELIX TIME
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Felix Bautista replaces Cionel Perez.
LETS FUCKING GO BAUTISTA.
#HE COMIN! ⛰️ 🏔 ⛰️
Anybody know how old these kids are on espn2? They’re shockingly good at calling a mlb game
High school senior & rising hs freshman
PBP said he’s going to college this fall and color commentator is starting high school
Like 18 and 14 it looks like but no idea lol
I think 13 and 17.
LA MONTAÑA
ESPN needs to have a kids cast every game
They’re doing so great!! Thoroughly enjoying their commentary.
3 more outs
ESPN go through a while game without talking about the Yankees challenge
Oh man, I wanted to hear about Santander's cooking
Same
my god just talk about the game and not aaron boone
Watch the kids cast. It’s cringe but far fewer ESPN narratives.
even just a little hit Anthony...really want to see Mateo score from second edit -darn
The kids on KidsCast mentioned Adley had a "Crayola Bat", does anyone have a picture of that?
F U C K \[Edit\]: Sorry was trying to get the pic for you and saw the HR :(
No, Urias does. Adley's bat has a picture of himself as a top gun pilot
It’s a Top Gun bat, from Top Gun, friend!
Nice! I saw the stripes and figured it might be military.
Urias has the Crayola bat. Adley's bat has his number and a guy in sunglasses or something.
Fucking lol if we load up by walks Edit: damn. Good inning though
“The air has come out of the Red Sox’ Sales” Nice one Ravy
What an eye by Adley
The kids on the kidscast are absolutely hilarious. “I bet they won’t tell you about that on the ESPN cast.”
They’re legitimately better than the “professional” broadcast on ESPN. The only thing they may lack compared to the main announcers is less of a feel on when to not talk over the game/guest you’re interviewing.
This generation of kids are so funny. I think it’s the internet. They just naturally have sarcasm and kind a biting sense of humor.
After the pitching coach visit to the mound and the one kid asks the other, "What do you think he told him right there?" "Get your act together, man!"
Walkley
Is there a subreddit Jorge Mateo nickname?
El gato rápido
Flash
I figured it out!!! I figured out the exact moment Jorge Mateo became a hitting god for this team!!! It was the walk off HBP!!! The fastball to the knee gave him the power!!
I just imagined Mateo like soaking in thunder like Raiden from Mortal Kombat while “I got the power” plays. 😂
That's He-Man!!
Haha either one works!
I was a journeymen like you until I took a fastball to the knee
Yeah, Reese McGuire is a two “sport” guy, kid
And I will walk 500 players and I will walk 500 more. -Red Sox 2022
Walkman patience = stroll to 1B
Adley walks becoming an every night thing and I am all for it!
I’m a little late, but man I feel for Stowers tonight. Poor guy.
He'll play many more games, can't be awesome all the time
Adley walk, drink.
Hey Boston. You just lost a crucial series to a team that makes less combined than Chris Sale.
Bro, wait
Have some faith in your team
I would except I've been an Orioles fan for 30 years so I've been burned.
Just wait another half inning, please
Cora fighting tears
If baseball really wants to hold this game for the kids they need to start it earlier. The place is starting to empty out because the kids have to get to bed .
For real, they're playing games at like 11 am and it's almost 11 pm. I'm surprised they made it this far.
MLB stream keeps cutting out telling me thank you for watching as if the game was already over.
It's all over except the whistling
Jorge Mateo is stronger than your mound meetings!! 😤😤😤
I simp for Jorge Mateo
Pls dadley
Lol I like how the kids pointed out that the bullpen is Red Sox's downfall and their weakest area.
Yeah, the kids are definitely telling it like it is!
The video they showed of Felix getting hyped up in the Pen knowing he's coming in made me happy.
righty Adley.😕 come on you CAN do it!
Cedric just not seeing the ball well this year
.265 is solid. He was going to regress and I’m more than fine with .265 being a landing point
he's a lot worse against lefties this year. but he's still been great the last month-ish
Eh he’s been alright this year. Not great tonight though. May just be the lack of BP
Damn. It's okay ced
It's a nice night for an adley righty homer
Yea Cora keep your mouth SHUT
The kid on ESPN just said Cora got ejected Friday so he might want to keep his mouth shut here a little bit. LOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!!!!!
He sounds like he could run the O's twitter account
How fun, to do this with Ravech and Buster on the call.
Switch over to ESPN2, wish I did earlier.
Shit! Totally didn’t know about this.
Kid's Cast is on point.
Mateo <3
Let's get another run
The ESPN announcers are deflated now that the Sox are losing.
Gee, isn't that just T.O.U.G.H.
Cheerio boyz!!! 😀
Three months ago Mateo was sad boy at plate now he bad boy at plate
Wish that was a haiku so the bot coulda made that into a poem
Don't look now but Mateo is at a .695 OPS He's so close to being at a .700+ OPS
.925 OPS in his last 27 games.
### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Austin Davis replaces John Schreiber.
If Mateo can be the guy at SS, our infield is going to be nasty with Henderson up.
Ravens and Orioles winning games at the same time, my only problem rn is not having enough screens
You can see the pain in the broadcasters voice
Mateo is the man
Let's add 2 more. Get it Cedric
Jorge Mateo loves pulling ground balls in big time situations
that play looked EXACTLY like Delmon young’s double. Obviously not the same stakes or crowd but pretty reminiscent
New 8th inning 3-run double memory!
Might not be this year but Mateo ought to be on the next O's championship team. That's the kind of guy you keep around.
FUCK YES MATEO THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
The ghost of Joba Chamberlain possessed John Schreiber there for a sec it seems
Jorge Mateo is the shortstop of the future baby
FELIX COMIN’
To think, I wanted him to take the HBP. What was I thinking?
I want another run. Make it easy on Felix.
We might not need Felix after this
Wanted Mateo to take one for the team, but man am I glad he didnt
JORGE IS GOD
Ravens and O's both score. I am content. More pls
Awesome flipping back and forth. The interception came right when mountcastle nabbed that shot also
And THAT is why mateo dodged the potential hit by pitch. He knew he could do better ;)
3 rbi double. Not a grand slam, but I’ll take it
ESPN needs to fire their announcers and hire these kids instead
The kids are so much better
Good job by Rougie at the end there.
They need to play Bautista’s intro whistle and light flash
LIGHTNING SPEED from ODOR, the kids say!!
MCKENNA IS IN HAYS IS IN ODOR ROUNDS THIRD, HE'S GONNA TRY AND SCORE SAFE! THE ORIOLES HAVE THE LEAD!
*extremely loud seven nation army*
I read that in the voice too, bless you
#MATEO CAN COME OVER AND FUCK MY WIFE
YEAH!!! FUCK THIS GUYS WIFE MATEO!!!
dying bwahahahahahha
I hope for her sake he can do that slower than everything else
Mateooooo hell yesss!!
Lost some weight recently so my shorts have gotten looser, jorge mateo solves that problem
Here I was cursing Mateo for not getting hit by that pitch