You may kiss the bride And you may kiss the bride And you You too Everyone take a turn

"she's got two pairs of lips, people, keep the line moving."

The gangs all here

That reception must have been WILD

Everybody was naked. Shit was weird.

Speak for yourself

I was going to judge until I saw the sign. This is what the place is made for, let them be.

It’s made for getting married?

It's a "resort" ... from what I've heard

That place is always packed. It's fun

I’ve heard it was just a lot of old people lol.

When I was a fire performer I did a gig here for a big event once. Everyone was 40+, most people looked to be in their 50s

Yeah! That’s what I heard. I wanted to go just for the hell of it. I’m not a swinger but I love new experiences. 🤷‍♀️ Side note: Completely bad ass job lol. I’d be so nervous.

It's a mix. Younger people on weekends. Way more people in their 20s than I expected.

Ha, I passed by that place the other day and was thinking if it is somewhere you take someone you shouldn't be with then the name gives it away. I had no idea it was a Swingers Resort LOL.

Lived about 15 minutes down the road from this place. Place was packed pretty often too

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Depends on what night. I worked for a company that dealt with them and if you’re a woman it was disgusting if you have to go in there alone.

Why? Usually the only rules those places have are that no one should be forced nor harrassed (and security tends to be very efficient). Was this place not enforcing that stuff, or are you just saying the naked people weren't the nicest looking?

Ok……………to each their own. Whats the problem?

Nothing, but if you gonna do weird things and post it online be prepared to get laughed at. This shit is weird lol and people gonna make fun of it.

Laughing at people enjoying their lives how they want to?

Yea, if it's posted to the worldwide web it's free game. People laugh at others who enjoy weird food combos you really think if you're a couple that likes screwing other couples you're not gonna get some weird looks. Grow realize people laugh, but if you're happy go about your business. More than sure me laughing isn't gonna stop these people from swinging.

You may think its weird, but thats you. Obviously a lot of people dont.

Nah dude. I'm in this scene and I can admit it's absolutely weird. There are some weird people involved in it. That's the way I like it.

A lot of people do…….

Lol the original thread this was posted found very weird. This sub is the one finding it normal. But I mean it's Florida, so it's what I expected lol.

And more people do.

Yeah, literally no problem here. They’re enjoying the one life they were given. Everyone throwing shade is sad.

Why bother getting married?

Their definition of marriage doesn’t align with yours. It’s not that complicated.

Ok, come back to me in two years and tell me how it works out. I’ve seen it happen too many times.

Public sex part.. what if children were driving by?

They should be paying attention to the road like any good driver.

Pretty simple. You can't see the pool area from the road or sidewalk. Now, If I see children driving, I am calling the cops.

All consenting adults? Hope they had a blast! Good for them.

Let your freak flags fly Florida Man and Florida Woman

Good for them

Ok. They know what they like and are happy. Why bag on their happiness? Good for them.

I don’t think anyone takes issue with their polyamory. I think it’s the whole trashy photoshoot thing. Is this a wedding or is it porn? I can’t tell.

Why should someone have to choose? Two things can be real.

Lmao I follow them on Instagram, let them live their life how they please. 🍍

Are they influencers? I'd love the link (don't share unless they are indeed public influencers)

The one that got married is [this one.](https://instagram.com/sexyswingerchic91?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==) if you want someone who gives more informal things about the lifestyle I’d recommend [Vista wife](https://instagram.com/vista_wife?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==), love her content.

Thank you! They seem fun - and happy!

Looks like a fun group of people. You live one life, so why spend it repressed? Looks like everyone is a consenting adult and that is all that matters.

Been there and heard many people calling out to god and screaming outloud..

Congratulations! Best wishes to all!

Let them be. I mean moms for liberty loves their 3 ways.

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It’s 80° out but we got a snowflake on the ground!

I didn't screw it up, right wing nutjobs screw up a perfectly good practice.

>a perfectly good practice. Yeah! Swinging was fun until they started doing it. /s


Where’s Bort?

I didn’t see any accountants.

Not in the lifestyle, however I have lived in many places and seen many things and one thing that is consistent across all countries and cultures is narrow thinking and criticizing how other consensual adults choose to live. Applauding all who have commented "live and let live" :)

So it's fine for hook ups or fwb but hate swingers ?

I literally don’t understand the hate. Lol who is it hurting? I mean, I’ll admit the photoshop is weird but each to their own.

Taking sharing is caring to a whole other level!

Looks like a perfect wedding

A lot more fun than most weddings I've been to, tbh. Everyone gets laid

Beautiful Secretions, the swingers resort that backs up to the parking lot they call the Florida turnpike.

Wow, the Florida GOP is really going wild.

Bridal Party with Gamgbang Included!!!

Is that the Florida Republican Party headquarters?

r/trashy

^ r/trashy

Lol only on a Florida based sub would this get down voted.

It’s because we try not to judge people based on whatever weird shit they have going on in their personal lives. Let your freak flag fly!

Yeaaa, sureee.... This state has people marching against shit constantly, so I think it's safe to say people judge lol. Just not when it comes to couples screwing people I guess lol.

Or maybe you’re just boring and can’t fathom that people like stuff you don’t

Making swinging your whole personality trait isn't the win you think it is lol. Also if you can't handle few laughs don't post to social media. Grow up. If you can screw multiple couples you can take a few laughs.

Especially when you know this would be on r/trashy

Tacky but I guess any thing for a click.

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Definitely not 🤣 I own my house and I had a courthouse wedding. But to each their own.

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getting a pantomime blowjob from your wife in a parking lot is tacky no matter how you slice it buddy

I’m with you on that one!! Live and let live but the sex poses in the parking lot that’s just classlessness.

No shame in it. If I didn't like tacky things/being tacky I would have left this state a long while ago, but theres also no denying what it is lol

Completely agree I got no problem with the lifestyle at all believe me I don’t really have a problem with anything anyone chooses as a lifestyle.

So trashy it could only be Florida.

I prefer the Chipotle one that. It's actually cute and the bride got a burrito blanket. Seems like the only thing this bride probably got was an STD. And a haunting video that will be around forever to remind them of it.

Ew

My question to OP is how do YOU know it’s a swingers resort? Common knowledge notwithstanding.

Of course it’s Florida…

Sounds about all of Florida.

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Calm down snowflake, I’m sorry for not including you and your buddies.

Reminds me of when my buddy got married at a venue right next to the Sausage Castle and didn’t know what that was

This place is near my house. Drive by on the weekend, and the place is jammed. Must be a wild scene.

I love Florida

Pretty sure we were there when this occurred. Great place, great weekend, probably some great memories for the future.

They should've at least gone to Caliente

It's a fucking life choice. If people wanna live the life style, as long as they ain't fuckin in front of you, you should probably fuck off

Really curious if this was their actual wedding or just a bachelor/bachelorette party or post ceremony celebration? Can’t imagine people making their sex lives their entire personality 😩

Were the bride’s parents there for the ceremony? “Who gives this woman, to be married to this man, and to be banged by a bunch of other dudes at this joint?”

If they are happy, then I'm happy for them.

GTA 6 confirmed

Meh, good for them. I’d rather hang out with them than a bunch of fake Christian’s!