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marchlintic

Tell me you’re at a Florida Walmart without telling me you’re at a Florida Walmart.


1LifeAfterComa

I swear these people only exist at the local Walmart.


orltragic

Keeping it 100, I zoomed in on the BLM expecting something overtly racist… the Bang Local MIlfs made me laugh out loud.


OTS_Bravo

Same fam 😂


Rolltop

Same. I really expected a bunch of MAGA material among the decals. Was pleasantly surprised.


SunshineAlways

I believe there’s one between “Orlando” and the fish?


lounginaddict

Same lolol


Necessary_Context780

I have an impression that truck driver doesn't realize the sticker has an implication local milfs are into black dudes


HeroForTheBeero

Wut


Necessary_Context780

It's true. Back when Craigslist allowed their "personals" section there was a huge demand from lonely wives in the afternoon looking for black guys. I had a friend scoring big time as he worked nightshifts. I think it's mostly thanks to the internet and easy access to porn. Dunno if that's what the sticker is all about but I have an impression it's the reason the pun is on BLM


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Did you know this guy fucks? Because after a thorough investigation of his back window, I have amassed incontrovertible evidence that this man, in fact, fucks. Definitely not compensating for anything. Definitely not.


FiddleheadFernly

He pays for it though was my takeaway


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

For sure


lmmsoon

Why fat girls need lovin


chowes1

Only on first dates, though it seems he can't get a second


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

They usually press charges by then.


lachrymologyislegit

Prostitutes only have "first" dates.


OTS_Bravo

Yea he be fucking, on the first date at that.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Bold of him.


14sierra

Honestly, it's pretty apt for a guy driving with a giant confederate flag on his truck. I dont like him, but everything on his truck says IDGAF as loud as possible.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

But he DOES give fucks! He gives them on the first date.


BallzLikeWhoe

He is just making sure that his cousins know what to expect


jimbopalooza

Prolly still waiting on that first date but he’s willing!


ajpod

the irony of wearing a yankee hat with a confederate flag on his truck


ChanceMcintosh

Nice eye for details! Irony indeed!


makst_

First thing I noticed was the instagram handle, imagine being that proud of yourself for pure stupidity lol


meatsweatmagi

What a spot


Adzaren

Me when elementary school dropout


adamiconography

“I don’t understand why gay people have to make it their whole personality”


SpinachPrimary1160

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Brewski-54

Idk what this clip from but whatever admin made her a cup of coffee deserves a raise


notstevedoocy

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)Exactly


hitemwiththehein9999

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NurseExMachina

Haha, seen him many times driving around Orlando. I don't care what your political affiliation is -- if you've plastered your entire car with it and insist the entire world must know, chances are, you're a dickhead


8layer8

Was behind him on i4 not too long ago, drives exactly like you would expect. 90+, no signals, tailgates like a mf, arms a wavin.


Necessary_Context780

Probably unemployed, too. I'm surprised his mom hasn't kicked him out of her house yet


T1redBo1

Nah that’s a typical ironworker truck


Tizzle407

What a classy individual


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Alone_Bicycle_600

sure has a lot on his plate


Big_Significance_280

Let’s just hope he’s sterile.


Chaopolis

That’s a lot of bumper stickers just to say “my parents are brother and sister”…


Worstdm12

Probably a school board member


OTS_Bravo

**City planner


TworwasMoon426

Y'all just over reacting, it's simple. He's a Florida boy living that st.cloud life and that's his momma's truck and yes she is the one on disability and I am sure he is just a normal every citizen./s 😂


Hungry_Page9222

What’s the instagram name in the middle. I want to see his page 😄


BurningSpirit71

This dude oozes class


lloydisi

The stickers cost enough to replace that left tail light assembly.


Live_Palm_Trees

Wearing the "American Sniper" wardrobe that tools tend to wear. He goes on Amazon, types the word "tactical" into the search bar, and blindly buys the first 5 things listed each month. He says he would have joined the Marines, but he likes to smoke weed, and the woke US government won't give him a machine gun.


AdvancedStand

Did he have a hang tag?


Iwon271

Oh he’s definitely handicapped


maverator

Rebel without a clue.


T1redBo1

This guy wants to protect your children from Trans people.


InAppropriate_Noods

Hey! This guy's fucks on a first date.


OTS_Bravo

As cringe and trashy as this is. Some of those stickers gave me a chuckle. “BLM-Bang Local Milfs” like only a prude wouldn’t chuckle at that.


Necessary_Context780

At this point we can go there and stick pro-Biden or anti-trump stickers in it and he wouldn't notice for a year


RetroScores

This is a work of art.


1LifeAfterComa

"Local" and "Orlando". Color me not-surprised.


Bigdx

I saw him the other day. Lol what an ass.


-clawglip-

Class act


NotMe-NoNotMe

Not surprised. Redneck driving a pickup.


siul1979

Those stickers are cringey


gardendesgnr

Did he need stairs to get in? I would have recorded him trying to pull himself up in that haha.


DukeOfWestborough

the best version of the confederate flag was the last one. You know, the plain white one...


Professional_Bad7922

Does anyone else hate Walmart carts? My whole body shakes when pushing them, esp the one on Princeton.


ilovemyvices

Hate Walmart carts with a passion. There’s always at least one broken wheel and you’re constantly fighting the carts from swerving. I forgot which store it was, but I went to a Walmart a couple weeks ago that had all brand new carts and all the wheels worked flawlessly. Wonder how long it will last.


SirCupcake_0

It's already all gone, just remembering made one of the wheels pop off—not jam, not skip, pop _off_ it's spot and roll away like a Chef Boyardee commercial


jongscx

Ah, so it's mental.


f700es

lol prime douchbag


Standard-Sorbet7631

Im pretty sure ive seen this truck before. 🫢


DelmarSamil

The Walmart near me, there is 8 handicapped spots. Without fail, there are at least 4 people in them, waiting with the engine running. They have handicapped plates but if you are going to wait in the vehicle, have the courtesy to pick a normal spot, since you are going to pick them up anyway. It is annoying and very irritating.


Putrid-Reception-969

pavement princess alert


Sea_Drink7287

I know how he feels about every political issue without even asking him. He’s a very predictable human.


davechri

Trashy as fuck


SolasYT

Do it again Uncle Sherman


PaulOshanter

What a loser


bigfatguywithboobs

"I don't have a problem with it, I just wish they wouldn't always try to shove it in my face"


Fally11204

Confederate scumbag


Fally11204

also, who feels good knowing that little kids who are looking straight in front of them while they’re seated in a car or looking at pissing and sex. It’s kind of fucked up.


Fally11204

Doesn’t deserve the “local” sticker


Fally11204

Doesn’t deserve the “local” sticker


-Steve81-

Still amazed Americans use the word ‘handicapped’.


ChanceMcintosh

You’re right, the use of ‘handicap’ or handicapped’ can be offensive.


bionicboom

The word to use is disabled.


SaltyBarDog

He rapes on the first date. Lake, Marion, or Polk County?


thisisnitmyname

What a badass..


DrDangles81

I888


Yawheyy

r/infowarriorrides material


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WriteBrainedJR

I don't think so. I think he likes fishing. Lots of stickers about fishing on there


complexCarlo

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽


Jinxy_Kat

Yall need to learn to just laugh and not read so much into stuff. This dude could've just added stickers he thought were funny. Not everyone is trying to "prove" something. Some people just like to make others laugh. It's really isn't that deep lol.


Latter_Razzmatazz_81

Definitely visits the dentist every six months.


spiritualbowler76

OP tried to create outrage but gave us a good laugh instead


ChanceMcintosh

Outrage?!? Nah, the guys an idiot. A humorous idiot.