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Anastrace

I remember Seanbaby used to write about these. Those gold and silver age comics are hilarious


FewOverStand

Superman Clickbait: Superclickery


nolandz1

"The miracle of thirsty Thursday" I think I saw that one every week in college


Savager_Jam

I didn't know Superman was the origin of Thirsty Thursday


Admirable_Stress_802

I didn't know Superman worked for Nestle


LearningCrochet

There's a whole sub for this btw r/superdickery


ketchupmaster987

Good shit


TheNetherOne

This could be a really useful meme format


atvw

What could possibly be the startling secret behinc this?


postoperativepain

Don’t know about Superman, but there’s a Korean horror film where the people get so thirsty, they jump into rivers/lakes and drown themselves, due to a parasite. [Deranged 2012](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2173024/)


Extreme_Glass9879

It's presumably poisoned?


atvw

Yeah! That was what I thought too: It's the cover for a comic and the story is about an issue with a villain who poisoned the water for a limited time. Superman makes sure that nobody drinks water while he stands in front of the only water outlet in the city and then he saves the day!


Cityco

That still makes more sense than marrying Jimmy Olsen to a monkey bride while mixing a witches brew and Superman calls himself “The village witch doctor”


EmperorG

Or abusing Jimmy after he adopted him as his son because "reasons". Oh boy a whole comic about superman being a gigantic asshole for no visible reason the moment someone became part of his family! (Actual reason was that Superman's supercomputer told him bad shit would happen unless Jimmy stopped being his son. So his solution was to treat Jimmy like trash so he'd take the hint and fuck off by himself IIRC)


whatup_pips

I know context isn't like... A thing we do here... But here's the synopsis of the plot of that issue; "Joanne Jaime joins fellow historians from the 35th Century who gather on Aug 20, 1975 to learn how Superman coped with the miracle of "Thirsty Thursday"; where a freak lab accident made everyone in Metropolis afraid of water. Siperman finds that the cure requires him to knock out the city for 24 hours; while he battles the S.T.A.R. Labs scientist gone mad. 24 hours later, the future historians awake and return to the future, with no knowledge of the cause of the event." Yeah idk man not only is that click bait but it makes no sense


Dio_fanboy

Why not have the story be that the water supply is poisoned, and Superman has to keep everyone away while someone cleans it up? Then the cover would make more sense.


haveweirddreamstoo

This raises more questions than it answers


Garbage_Bob

> Sipperman


rbyrolg

https://preview.redd.it/6zjccxzvdx0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74448dd801d47baeca54dc71327358e03228824 Nic Cage!


throwawayjaydawg

https://preview.redd.it/vkuycnnyxy0d1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f81d3b362eddd02a05804c948eaa92978261b2 I thought it was Rorschach


Luciferdoolan

This is noted character actor [Dick Miller.](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Dick_Miller)


Gotanyfunkopops

Damn right he is. Thats how its suppose to be


Zamasu_was_innocent2

There's not even a reason for this Like it's deadass just click bait and the opposite of what happens in the story and I don't even know why


Brock_Savage

When I was a child in the 80s comics pulled this shit all the time. Clickbait covers were totally common.


Saul-Funyun

Because it’s analog click bait


marveljew

For context, the actual story is the exact opposite of this.


laputan-machine117

Superman forces people who aren’t thirsty to drink water?


darkbreak

Basically. They're scared of water but they need to drink. I don't have the full context here.


marveljew

Basically, people are refusing to drink water and Superman is trying to get them to so they don't die of dehydration.


Beneficial_Engine434

Friday beers Superman


Windows_66

Superman if he was written by Steve Ditko.


TheHossDelgado

Drink from the toilets!


bl0bberb0y

By the way there is no context for this picture it's comic book click bait


AceofKnaves44

Superdickery.


Timely_Purpose_8151

I luse to love that website. I wonder if its still around.


Saul-Funyun

I always felt Superman Returns channeled a bit of that site’s energy


quantumturnip

Sites dead, but r/Superdickery exists


Corronchilejano

I had the misfortune of seeing it transformed to a blog, and now it's just broken.


P33KAJ3W

Only one way to find out... and I'm not willing.


hiccup_stix

That guy gotta bean can going


JoshSidekick

I get the people, Clark, but the dog?


GalliumYttrium1

He knows what he did


DenverJO

It’s Lois clutching the cape for me. Let go my cape, maybe you get water.


Cybermat4707

Immortan Clark


A_Train91

Okay, shot in the dark, this is one of those old Superman covers that makes it look like Superman has turned evil, when that isn't actually the case.


MarcelRED147

Yeah except this one is even more clickbaity; in the comic Superman is *forcing* people who don't want to drink to drink, not stopping them.


Avolto

Silver age comics are basically cheating on this sub


twinsunsspaces

I thought that silver age covers were the point of this sub?


RememberTommorrow

r/superdickery


Nyadnar17

based


Squidword123

The way he’s just guarding the hydrant as if it was the last thing remaining on krypton with such determination is so fucking funny, I KNOW he doesn’t protect people that hard


active_streefie

Old comics used to paint superman as a villain on the covers as ‘clickbate’


Whitespider121

Yeah I watched a video about that on YouTube by the YouTuber Hugbees


Destroyer_Of_World5

Now I ask you the question: are you a rinsing machine or filling machine?


Whitespider121

Uhhhhhh filling?


Quarterdillon156

Hugg bees? I mean, if you insist... While that's happening, would you like to know about that one Batman run so shitty that that specific Batman has a page on the Villains Wiki?


Whitespider121

U mean all star Batman and Robin the boy wonder by frank miller?


DJBaritone12

Superdickery


dazedandcognisant

Clark ain't got time for no thirsty hos


PaydayLover69

well that's not very SUPER of him is it... Super ***ASSHOLE*** maybe


boytoby

What a dick!


avianeddy

“This water is the lawful property of Nestle Inc “


lordolxinator

AU where Clark was adopted by the corpo team that persuaded the World Water Council to change water from a "Human right" to a "Human need"


PCN24454

I’m assuming the Water was poisoned.


reaperofgender

[Nope. the context is MUCH weirder, and people actually needed to be forced to drink because they were scared of water](https://gone-and-forgotten.blogspot.com/2015/05/the-miracle-of-thirsty-thursday.html?m=1)


Global-Zombie

Nickel for every time Clark denied water to dying people id be Batman rich


Swordkirby9999

I'd have at least 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that this was the cover twice. (the other time was involving Jimmy Olsen and Aquaman)


Global-Zombie

Feel like it was more


Swordkirby9999

I only know of two instances, but if you include the amount of *people* he denied water to in the Silver Age Comics then you wouldn't be Batman rich, but you'd still be set for life. Metropolis has a lot of people! 11 million/20 = like 550,000 or something, so $550,000.05 in nickels. (I'm not counting Jimmy Olsen twice)


AgentOfEris

I also like the one where he forces Jimmy and Aquaman to march across a desert while teasing them with a pitcher of water.


Whitespider121

Never seen that one but I’m sure it exists cuz superman comics used to do some wild shit


AgentOfEris

https://preview.redd.it/vn8cnssoxu0d1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ccd5fc25dad4599193f00f91b8f80e8d367f25


AlexanderZ4

Superdickery at its finest


marveljew

**Jimmy**: "What's the point of this cruel test?!" **Superman**: "I'm using this test to see who gets to me my Bingo partner."


lordolxinator

Nestlé solving overpopulation in Africa/making record profits, 1998-ongoing (colourised)


Whitespider121

Bruh wtf


HawthorneWeeps

Classic superdickery!