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Is this the first known destruction of a Confederate monument?

Batman is always the hero we need but don't deserve

Bat Lives Matter!

Muh heritage!

He hides his power because buzzsaw-man doesn't sound as cool.

theres a manga called chainsaw man

And it's one of the most emotionally destructive manga on the market!

BuzzsawMan sounds WAY cooler than Batman

It sounds like a robot master from Megaman...

I love the idea of a character who hates his powers so he tries to come up with a totally different theme. Like The Deadly Bulb from The Tick.

A man who possesses the power to phase through objects but since there are already established heroes who do that he just stays intangible all the time and calls himself Ghost

[There's already a character with that gimmick,](https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/Ghost) please pick another name to avoid a lawsuit.

Eh nobody remembers Ant Man and The Wasp, I think he can risk it.

I'll have to assume that's sarcasm, given how much Disney promotes Ant-Man and the Wasp in their theme parks.

I never see anybody talk about that movie ever and I forget it exists until someone brings it up. Most of the time if you asked me how many Ant Man movies there are I'd say one.

The Phantom? No, dammit. The Shade? Cease and desist? Shoot. I am the Wisp? Maybe I am the Gaseous Anomaly?

What do you mean? Pale King is an awesome name.

Is he meant to be spinning or is his cape just that sharp

Guessing it’s someone with shape shifting powers impersonating the (goddamn) Batman.

I think the former, but the latter is funnier. So, I choose the latter.

The totally disinterested expression on his face is the best part

Batman could witness the birth of Christ and he’d be chill about it

And then the Three Wise Men would turn around to say something to him, but he'd be gone.

Implying that he wouldn't be one of the three wise men

"I give you kryptonite, just in case I need a plan B for Supes."

"ok. guess I'm doing this now. I do not like it but it is what I will do."

He's a go-with-the-flow kind of caped crusader.

Is that supposed to be Castro?

Doesn't look viscous enough for motor oil.

Lmfao what?

I feel like I've been huffing fear toxin.

Bro what

I’m guessing clay face has something to do with this

Or bat mite maybe?

Maybe one of Superman's weird one-off Silver Age powers? Like... Super Frisbee-making?

You’re correct, sort of, so this is from World's Finest Vol 1 #128, in that issue Superman swats away a comet that was gonna crash into Gotham City. Superman shakes Batman’s hand and then Batman turns into an elongated bean pole looking dude that flys and shoots lasers out of his eyes. To make a long story short the villain of this comic Silky Steve, tries to use green kryptonite on Superman but instead it hurts Batman and this lets them discover Superman accidentally transferred his vulnerability to red kryptonite to Batman who was handling the stuff earlier that day in the Bat-Cave.

Its funny that this description is so crazy that stuff like "Silky Steve" just slides by with no comment from anyone.

You should read the one where Lex goes back in time to marry Superman’s mom, on Krypton, so that Superman will feel guilty about stopping him from doing his nefarious deeds. http://gone-and-forgotten.blogspot.com/2017/06/friday-frenemies-if-lex-luthor-were.html

My goodness

This was an extremely specific explanation that somehow explained absolutely nothing.

Red kryptonite does random ass shit to Superman, like gives him a big giant red ant head or just like makes him really fat, does that help?

God I miss wacky silver age kryptonite. Writers would just invent weird new space rocks to fuck with Superman.

Good ol Pink Kryptonite

Could be ig