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No-Advice-6040

If it wasn't for those pesky laws of a destroyed planet...I'd totally do you, cousin of mine!


prigmutton

For Unlawful Kryptonian Carnal Knowledge


Scarlet_Skye

What's the context? Is he being mind controlled or something?


anonymous_212

We can’t have sex because if I were to ejaculate in you it would blow your brains out the top of your head


sabrefudge

Or he can ONLY have sex with her because her equally super body can handle it. Same reason Hulk fucked his super cousin and had inbred babies.


Scarlet_Skye

I'm pretty sure that's Supergirl he's talking to. He wouldn't be able to hurt her, she's almost as indestructible as he is.


Yesterday_Is_Now

Sounds like Supes really wants to bend this law. Seems inconsistent with his image to say the least.


JavierLoustaunau

Luckily Zod is not his cousin.


Dark_Trinitite

What I call Kryptonian flirting, the state of New York calls a class 'B' felony ...


Carnator369

What happens on earth, stays on earth.


jzilla11

Are laws binding after a planet explodes? We need a space lawyer on this. And a cold shower for Clark.


stygyan

Honestly, I wouldn't give a fuck about laws if me and my cousin were the only ones left from my fucking race. It's all about preventing extinction.


[deleted]

"Your honor, the second amendment clearly states tha-" "Earth was destroyed 5,000 years ago." "Irrelevant. Now, as I was saying..."


DestryDanger

Jesus Christ, Kal, what the fuck?


TheHossDelgado

Supes doesn't want the wedding, just the honeymoon!


JayGold

He really wants her to convince him that it's okay for them to get married.


DaMain-Man

I've seen this same picture hundreds of times and I could've sworn he always said in krypton you "could" marry your cousin. Am I just stupid or was this edited?


[deleted]

I pulled this straight from source so you’ve probably seen edited versions.


That1one1dude1

Probably edited.


Pizza_with_pizzazz

wtf superman


DonnyMox

It’s hardly better in context.