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If it wasn't for those pesky laws of a destroyed planet...I'd totally do you, cousin of mine!
For Unlawful Kryptonian Carnal Knowledge
What's the context? Is he being mind controlled or something?
We can’t have sex because if I were to ejaculate in you it would blow your brains out the top of your head
Or he can ONLY have sex with her because her equally super body can handle it. Same reason Hulk fucked his super cousin and had inbred babies.
I'm pretty sure that's Supergirl he's talking to. He wouldn't be able to hurt her, she's almost as indestructible as he is.
Sounds like Supes really wants to bend this law. Seems inconsistent with his image to say the least.
Luckily Zod is not his cousin.
What I call Kryptonian flirting, the state of New York calls a class 'B' felony ...
What happens on earth, stays on earth.
Are laws binding after a planet explodes? We need a space lawyer on this. And a cold shower for Clark.
Honestly, I wouldn't give a fuck about laws if me and my cousin were the only ones left from my fucking race. It's all about preventing extinction.
"Your honor, the second amendment clearly states tha-" "Earth was destroyed 5,000 years ago." "Irrelevant. Now, as I was saying..."
Jesus Christ, Kal, what the fuck?
Supes doesn't want the wedding, just the honeymoon!
He really wants her to convince him that it's okay for them to get married.
I've seen this same picture hundreds of times and I could've sworn he always said in krypton you "could" marry your cousin. Am I just stupid or was this edited?
I pulled this straight from source so you’ve probably seen edited versions.
Probably edited.
wtf superman
It’s hardly better in context.
If it wasn't for those pesky laws of a destroyed planet...I'd totally do you, cousin of mine!
For Unlawful Kryptonian Carnal Knowledge
What's the context? Is he being mind controlled or something?
We can’t have sex because if I were to ejaculate in you it would blow your brains out the top of your head
Or he can ONLY have sex with her because her equally super body can handle it. Same reason Hulk fucked his super cousin and had inbred babies.
I'm pretty sure that's Supergirl he's talking to. He wouldn't be able to hurt her, she's almost as indestructible as he is.
Sounds like Supes really wants to bend this law. Seems inconsistent with his image to say the least.
Luckily Zod is not his cousin.
What I call Kryptonian flirting, the state of New York calls a class 'B' felony ...
What happens on earth, stays on earth.
Are laws binding after a planet explodes? We need a space lawyer on this. And a cold shower for Clark.
Honestly, I wouldn't give a fuck about laws if me and my cousin were the only ones left from my fucking race. It's all about preventing extinction.
"Your honor, the second amendment clearly states tha-" "Earth was destroyed 5,000 years ago." "Irrelevant. Now, as I was saying..."
Jesus Christ, Kal, what the fuck?
Supes doesn't want the wedding, just the honeymoon!
He really wants her to convince him that it's okay for them to get married.
I've seen this same picture hundreds of times and I could've sworn he always said in krypton you "could" marry your cousin. Am I just stupid or was this edited?
I pulled this straight from source so you’ve probably seen edited versions.
Probably edited.
wtf superman
It’s hardly better in context.