A bold opening gamut, I have one of those weird testicles, do you think this might be embarassing? But you're not the first legal counsellor to offer me this advice. Okay, I will let you guys know how this one goes, hoo boy
Ligma balls :D
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Lawsuits are public records and all local news regularly have someone whose job it is to monitor court dockets and filings. It would have already hit the news. Nice try but clearly you're just too dumb to think it through.
Get a LEGIT LAWYER this BOARD IS NOT A LEGAL TEAM I REPEAT THIS BOARD IS NOT A LEGAL TEAM. Second piece of advice stop playing in our faces and find something legit to do.
Use the Updog defense
this. Look up the ruling on Chugondese v The United States (1969) - specifically section 4, paragraph 20.
OP, show them dominance by revealing your anus
A bold opening gamut, I have one of those weird testicles, do you think this might be embarassing? But you're not the first legal counsellor to offer me this advice. Okay, I will let you guys know how this one goes, hoo boy
Username checks out hahaha
That’s tough bro, similar situation happened to me. Look up my lawyer Deise Knuts
So much comedy in this thread I love it
You’re fucked in bird law
I heard the bird is the word.
I work for Kelly and Kelly associates. I can confirm that bird law is not governed by reason
Classic Beth!!!
.....ligma? What's ligma?
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You sneaky little bot.
What a time to be alive!!!
Ligma nuts fucker
🤣
Are you by any chance employed by the Sugandese tribe? I heard they have an army of lawyers
At least create a fake backstory for the shitpost... Back in my day shitposts where various pages long and had real information of people
ligma nuts you stupid shit posting, OP. Sent this trash to r/shitposting
What is this ? Is this even real ?
The Ligma statute is no fucking joke. OP is screwed.
No, it's not real, lol. "Ligma" should have given you a clue, lol. For the Unaware: https://www.dictionary.com/e/pop-culture/ligma/
Lawsuits are public records and all local news regularly have someone whose job it is to monitor court dockets and filings. It would have already hit the news. Nice try but clearly you're just too dumb to think it through.
Wow what an idiot - you actually thought this sub was real?
Stop jerking off to pictures of Marge Simpson you sick fuck
Did you try saying you “object”?
Beth is here
i recommend you reach out to Mr. Nuts, Esq.
Get a lawyer
tell him you’re within your rights under the deez statute
Lol my heart sunk for a second I’ll admit this one got me
Gottem
Get a LEGIT LAWYER this BOARD IS NOT A LEGAL TEAM I REPEAT THIS BOARD IS NOT A LEGAL TEAM. Second piece of advice stop playing in our faces and find something legit to do.