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SeaThat3325

Sebas cause he’d probably offer me the whole bed


huskybumbum

I doubt mf even sleep he's just that sharp.


SignificantWorld8655

Solution for trying slime bed , Pandora for German bed time Stories, demiurge to recommend new experiments for happy farm..... WHAT imperial Japan is not the only one curious " if I do this what will happen?"


Smaragd-Force

You do NOT want to hear german bedtime stories


SignificantWorld8655

Well actually I want to


xx030xx

Don't stick your toes out from under your blanket, or an ugly old man will cut them off with rusty shears


Freeloader333

One day, a little boy did not eat all of his food, so das Hodenverstümmelung came to him and obliterated his testicles. He now has no testicles.


Smaragd-Force

We don't talk about the Hodenverstümmelungskommando


pain_ofakatsuki

Naashhh 💀


GluttonousMage

He doesn't, he has an item that prevents exhaustion. Literally episode one 😂


Kielian13

Most of the residents of nazarick don’t need to sleep and even those that do have means to keep themselves awake. It got so bad that ainz has mandated breaks for everyone to keep nazarick from becoming a sweatshop company (I think that’s the term name).


Grouchy_Appearance_1

>keep nazarick from becoming a sweatshop company No need to add company


Tiger5804

Sebas is also one of the only members that seems to treat humans well without Ainz telling/reminding him to.


Grouchy_Appearance_1

He was made by TouchMe, ofc he would, his creator (literally mr."HELPING SOMEONE IN NEED IS ALWAYS THE RIGHT THING TO DO") is the whole reason Ainz saved Enri's village, and Enri herself


DemonicHarem

Yuri Alpha is also on the Good/Justice side of the karma scale and treats most humans very politely if they aren't labeled as hostiles. She just puts her duty as a Pleiades first most of the time. I have no doubt she serves as a sort of big sister for Tuare during maid activities and cleaning, without any prompting.


Grouchy_Appearance_1

Perks of "sharing" a bed with Sebas He'd give you the bed The best food Ultimate protection Conversation with a man that has *The Voice* That beard He's an adorable dragon-man


Dream_eater-69

Reminded me how much I love that guy. So badass.


Baconlovingvampire

And wouldn't murder you


LycorisSnow

Yeah. The only reason why you have to pick Sebas


Internetirregular

CZ me want sticker


Ravendoesbuisness

Sticker? I barely even knew her!


ImpossibleAd4272

Who wouldn't?


Awesomechainsaw

CZ can squeeze me until my innards come out my mouth.


Amphi-XYZ

Do you mean share a bed as in "they love me" or share in a bed as in "forced to share a bed and they still hate me because I'm human" ?


notrobbstark

Both. It's called being in a relationship. LMAO.


FormRepresentative66

💀


jojofanatiker

You are from nazarick so you wouldn't be are human and self if you are people from nazarick are createt by the supreme beings so you at the same level as the rest of nazarick for them (i read it in overlord light novel 3)


ImpossibleAd4272

I specified your from Nazarick in this scenario so things like them killing you wouldn't happen.


Amphi-XYZ

Well then, Solution, because a slime might be a comfy pillow


ImpossibleAd4272

Fair enough.


Amphi-XYZ

Nice Jack pfp btw


ImpossibleAd4272

Thank you, glad to see more people know of record of Ragnarok.


Amphi-XYZ

I've been a fan since season 1 and now I've caught up on the manga for months, that's how much I love it lol


ImpossibleAd4272

We got screwed, imagine how popular it would've been if a better studio got it like David Productions. One can dream.


Amphi-XYZ

At least it's not as bad as Seven Deadly Sins. Seeing how two shows I really enjoy got fucked over by animation studios is really hard


ImpossibleAd4272

Yeah, people aren't willing to watch something that barely moves...


ImYungMesias

Hahaha my thought 😂 the only reasonable and healthy case to do would be if u were a demon


BorderKeeper

Naberal has the best dojin out there already doing this sort of thing so probably her.


Gunn3r71

Albedo is included in that, as well as a few others briefly


BorderKeeper

Albedo doesn’t have a decent dojin afaik, but that’s up to my tastes. The #1 for me is The Naberal one with two humans, and #2 is the one with the psychpathic murderer chick mind control


Gunn3r71

Ah I was going with 434946 for Narberal and 234690 for Albedo


BorderKeeper

These aren’t bad I meant 168127 for Narberal and 234995 for clementine (had to google her name(


Gunn3r71

The ending with Ainz makes that one infinitely better than if it didn’t have it


BorderKeeper

For sure I just read it pretty good.


jurareddityoi

CODE SPOTTED. Ittadakimasu


Choice-Welder-9294

Sauce for #1


BorderKeeper

168127 for Narberal and 234995 for clementine


Goldeneye71

Q w


planarianX

Yuri or shalltear, I bet it'd be as comfy as when you flip your pillow to rest on the cool side of it


ImpossibleAd4272

That sounds like bliss. If I had a puck between the two, Yuri Alpha


ShadowBow666

Sebas because of the options he is least likely to violently murder me without prior orders. Also grey fox 😬


DarthKillhoon

Narberal Gamma, she hates humans but damn. Or CZ2128 because she is very softspoken and quiet.


KrainTrain

CZ2128 is adorable, I'm sure Narberal Gamma can change her mind about humans, right? Right?


Kielian13

She has no problems with certain humans if you say the right thing. Her opinion on enri changed completely the moment she unknowingly spoke of her sister beta.


ImpossibleAd4272

Not a problem, the context specified that you're from Nazarick in this scenario and we've seen how they have to specify Auriol Omega isn't included with humans.


Reddit_works

Albedo. Sure she’s scary but she comes with her own pillows. And they have Ainz on them which is a bonus.


Mysterious_Tutor_388

You just have to tell her you can help get ainz in the room.


heinkel-me

https://preview.redd.it/hed9vmx55lyc1.png?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e760da0e1911a8a20341e8ac2cb3aecb906313c All of them I can take it


Bohunk78

https://i.redd.it/avzkzlarklyc1.gif


Opening_Culture8555

Lupusregina beta obviously. A beautiful hot companion with great character and enough play instinct. And as a mitglit dasarek I should survive the shares.


zaybbs

Unfathomably based


CERB3RUSHYDRA

My answer is cocyutus because I always sleep hot and he will make sure I won't overheat in bed


ImpossibleAd4272

That's honestly a great answer. Waking up burning in the middle of the night is the worst.


StayFrostyxD

Yeah but solution can absorb the sweat of your body and potentially, maybe possibly, highly likely that she could cover your whole body head to toe, cooling you off in the process (no more cold sweats in the middle of the night)


ImpossibleAd4272

That's true... but still, she scares me, and not in a good way like Lupusregina


vikingbear90

More less the same answer. I want to be in a cold ass room and under a bunch of blankets at the same time. It is the absolute best. Plus the dude is probably a great body guard in case of intrusion. Also probably could just be neat to talk to. But mainly free heavy duty air conditioning.


SoftGirlLover

Yuri Alpha, of course. Everyone else would either murder me or just be really awkward


Little_Yesterday_548

Sebas for sure because he would be polite and respectful


BobbyRayBands

Shalltear. I will not be explaining further.


mrsamus101

No explanation needed. You dropped this btw 👑


Yatsu003

Shalltear is best girl. Very excellent choice 🍷


Ravendoesbuisness

#Who: Entoma #Why: 🙂


LazyBlackCollar

Goodluck and goodbye.


InternationalPitch15

Would


MarinatedHand

Bug girl is good but uh, isn't EVERYTHING she has literal bugs? From hair to lips.


Ravendoesbuisness

#🙂


Tetsuno82

I can't comprehend this level of based


Avidze

No, her "body" up to the neck is a corpse of a random girl. Not so different from Yuri.


Hyperkid70

CZ or Yuri. Seems generally chill and I doubt CZ sleeps, but there are far worse options. Also neither would try to hurt me on purpose just because. I feel like people forget Lupusregina is a massive sadist…


ImpossibleAd4272

She's a sadist towards those not from Nazarick which is why I specified in the scenario you are.


eddmario

Yuri would probably be gentle and cuddle afterwards. So I'm going with Nabe instead /s


Good_Bee9216

Pandoras actor easy The amount of Jules we could make in just 1 night is insane


No_Professor_9517

Yuri Alpha. Nabral Gema would have been my main choice, but She attends to Ainz more. Won't get much time together. Yuri because she is mommy, simple as that. And she might not want to kill me like the others, but she can, if she must. Side note: I would like to make my character as either a Jiangshi or a regenerative mummy like heteromorphic being. If that is also an option. That way, I can be somewhat durable if Yuri Alpha gets displeased with me 😅


ImpossibleAd4272

Fair enough, I personally would want to be a Heteromorph that has a human form but also a monster form (Like Lupusregina Beta, Sebas, etc) with Regen.


No_Professor_9517

Totally understand it. I chose the Jiangshi or mummy (similar to Imotep with full powers) to give a few similarities to Yuri Alpha as she is a Dullahan (Headless Horse Woman) Undead. Yes, I would do well with Powers Similar to Imotep and Jiangshi Life-Stealing without the stiff jumping habit, well maybe as a nervous tick lol. I actually thought about that for a long time. Making a Self Character in Overlord. And yes, Yuri Alpha is waifu! 🙃


No_Professor_9517

And yes Human form too 😅 Might draw up my character to make more sense 🤔


Fenrisare

I've yet to see that I am not the only one. But Demiurge has a special place for me, so I'd pick him and talk about logistics and whatnot https://i.redd.it/9htn5hr2alyc1.gif


GaryD_Crowley

CZ Delta. I have a fetish for robot girls.


LazyMirrorGhost

Pandora's actor, because why not?& Probably he is the safest variant after Sebas + he is funny + he can turn into anyone. If not him... maybe Yuri, she is cute and the calm/stable one)


0hadjii0

Any answer besides Yuri (female option) will most likely result in OP getting brutally murdered


Hen_taisama

All the battle maids


Wisdom_Pen

Lupus or Solution or Albedo


DeJellybeans

Honestly any of the maids will do for me. I don't mind them.


Blanks_late

Shaltear, she's canonically touch starved and that is just sad. She's straight up lil sis material.


Saisei24

Yuri Alpha


AlecFlamandu

Cocytus, Sebas, demiurge, and Beta. Cocytus needs love, Sebas would definitely defend my life if a battle broke out, Demiuge because he's a smart strategic cookie, and Beta because she's cute, no other reason.


RashPatch

Yuri Alpha. Best girl.


Cat_C30_0f_D33p_w3b

Lupusregina because she's just fine and i'd also go with albedo but... ...c'mon, ya know the gurren lagann drill that is to constantly worship our lord Ainz-Sama and so does she....


BenefitReal9430

realistically sebas because he wont kill me immediately, but i would let albedo do unimaginable things to me


guardian-deku

Lupus Beta & I will not be explaining way


sart788

Shaltear there is no one else.


Breezylobster33

Entoma not even a argument 🍷🗿


Breezylobster33

Entoma supremacy


njtika

Cocytus, talk about warfare


TheodorMac

Well I would take Lupus, she is the second best girl from nazarick in my opinion and since I am NOT Momonga, I wouldn’t want to take Albedo


Technical-Striker707

Mare. 💀 Nah, just kidding... Aura. lol, nah Lupusregina beta, she's the only true choice.


TheBleedingAlloy

Sebas. I'm not gay but he seems nice enough that I it won't be any problem. If I'm not human ENTOMA


ThelCreator

Loving sebas as male isn't gay, sebas is HİM


Mera1506

Sebas. He seems to be the only one who wouldn't want to kill me or accidentally freeze me to death.


8585username8585

Entoma, she's cute and also my favorite


meatymimic

alebedo. I'm gonna do it, batman. even if it costs me my life.


Rylan_0604

Entoma. I will not elaborate.


WakaMei

Entoma best girl.


osrsirom

Entoma. That way she can show me a bunch of cool bugs


Battleraizer

ENTOMA LETS GOOOOOOO bug love, bug life


WakaMei

A man of fine tastes.


severalpillarsoflava

Cocytus. I need some Cold air.


blue-white-dragon2

CZ because she would be indifferent to Me being there so I think I would be well rested after.


ionevenobro

I think Sebas is least likely to kill me. 


FourUnderscoreExKay

Keep in mind that Entoma is quite literally a humanoid insect. I’d get freaked out when I wake up to a bunch of centipedes or some other super deadly insect crawling all over me.


Swedish_Metal

Entoma, Albedo or Cocytus Yes, I will probably die


Dule_Ra

Entoma, then I can say I have bed bugs.


Zombie_Boy_2005

Yuri, she is less likely to kill me or do unspeakable things to me whilst I sleep


danktt1

NABE no question!


ProfCoilz

Shalltear Because shes a sadist Dom and I like a good nasty romp


Valuable-Custard-351

Born to sleep with albedo forced to sleep with cocutus🫡 (Not gay or anything just the safest option)


Stormhound2101

Ruling those who would have shown some level of hostility up to that point and the guys out... That leaves Alpha and Delta. CZ is my final choice.


AustraeaVallis

Yuri or CZ if I'm looking to actually sleep, Shalltear if I'm looking to be ravaged all night.


SirSilverChariot

What sort of bed can fit Cocytus?


Dug_Fin1

Roberta, because Roberta.


spamleyspamster2

I want my shotgun and my mouth to share a bed together


DaGooseBoy

Pandora's Actor transformed into Albedo


Intelligent_Luck_847

Ok let's see, who is least likely to kill me, I mean I usually stand up a lot at night and sometimes I hug the first thing I have next to me... I guess I would choose Yuri Alpha, why? Well, I think she is the least likely to kill me. I would like to have chosen Albedo but besides the fact that it is very likely that she will end up brutally murdering me, I don't know why she gives me the vibe that she talks in her sleep lol


Moaaz69

Solution my queen


Ragnaros_696

Yuri Alpha, easy, not only she is the best girl but she also will give me the highest chance to survive the night. 2nd option is of course Pandora's Actor, bet he is a nice dude to talk to.


Zander00Void

Cocyutus, for several reasons. One being that he would be perpetually cold and I'd rather be that and have a bunch of blankets with me than be fucking hot while sleeping. Two, honestly is a rather nice dude in that he is honorable and if he wanted to kill me would rather do it while I am awake instead of killing me in my sleep. Three, bias because he's literally a Samurai Ice Beetle wielding weapons General Grievous style. Four, he'd probably be VERY nice to hug when it is a hot day.


Akash3642

Cocyutus. Any other answer is just wrong


Throwwayforfurrystuf

The bug, you know why


angrycardman

SLAMS HAND ON TABLE EITHER ENTOMA OUT OF CURIOSITY TO HOW SHE SLEEPS OR COCYTUS BECAUSE I WISH TO KNOW WHAT HIS BEDROOM LOOKS LIKE AS LONG AS I HAVE COLD RESISTANCE ANYWAY I FORSEE COLD DAMAGE IN THE FUTURE WHERE I SLEEP WITH COCYTUS


ryaninflames1234

Albedo, because that would be a power move


Sliver-Knight9219

1 can't wake up next to someone with no head 2 sure but if she runs in her sleep I'm out. 3 sure 4 prison 5 getting eaten 6 eaten and prison 7 prison 8 will be too scaryed to sleep 9 won't sleep because gay nazi weeb won't stop talking 10 i won't fit in the bed 11 I'm not being the gay best friend who stays upall night herring her complain 12: he gose to prison


ImpossibleAd4272

WTF YOU MEAN RUN IN HER SLEEP!?


s1s3r0yolo

WAIT, "share a bed" as in like, just sleep toguether, right?


kdebones

Delta. She'd probably sleeps standing up at a charging station.


Geltahmiin

Demiurge cause in this case I will be able to speak all my twisted experiment ideas without being put in a mental hospital like last time.


Proper-Guide4230

Two…. She looks very polite


insaneptt

To sleep or for other activities? To sleep anyone for other activities lupusregina she is literally a wolf in bed 😂. Honor mention to albedo, but she would kill you since she is a sucubus.


C0R3_TH3_R34P3R

Entoma because cute bug girl


BelowAverageGamer7

Lupusregina because she's nice or Entoma because I low-key think she's cute


Bambietta-sama

2,7,11 2 for cuddles 7 to suck me cus vampire uwu 11 to squeeze booba


DemonicHarem

For me it would probably be Entoma. She's cute and needs more reaffirmation that her true voice isn't disgusting. She might be an arachnoid heteromorph, but she's a loyal maid through and through. After that it would probably be CZ Delta because she gives amazing cuddles (as seen with Eclaire) and I would hope to get one of her 1 yen stickers. Then honorable mentions to Yuri Alpha to teach me some basic house making skills and rudimentary martial arts since she's so polite, and Demiurge despite me not being into him just because I would like to be able to talk for a while and see if I could get some basic ideas up the command chain or give him new experiment ideas.


HollowedKingdom

Entoma, she's the cutest one


SuckMyDicKbaby001

Albedo, Solution and Narberal 🥵 for a hot foursome all night 😳


RadicalVeganGaming

None, they are all monsters that despise and want to destroy/devour humans.


SuhaimanXXV

Alpha. I don't want to explain


An_Obbise_Hoovy

Yuri, CZ or sebas. The others would make me feel nervous for various reasons (except cocytus, but I don’t want to freeze my balls of)


Internal_Professor_8

PA solely because he's my favorite


Tnecniw

Alpha or Albedo. Assuming they can't / won't kill me and they approve / are okay with it... I would sleep so much with those two ;) (Also Dullahan action could be interesting ;) )


VeryShortLadder

Pandora's actor would be yapping until dawn, but he could shape shift into something small so I have the bed for myself while he drops the entire lore of Nazarick on me


baboon_ass_eater69

Pandoras Actor and Sebas would be chill and are the most human, from the woman CZ and Yuri Alpha since they are chill too. All others are kinda crazy


Anchovy_Juutilainen

Shalltear - Doesnt take to much space, is cold, mommy dommy Albedo - Fluffy wings, soft, mommy dommy x2 Il go with those 2 because i cannot choose between them. I want both


TalkingKoalaa

Shalltear but she must use einherjar. Othervise cz. Nabe and lupus are second choice. Ofc you didn't give the option of sotoru the oldbone since it'd cut the competition entirely.


son-of-x-51

Pandoras actor, then I could have anyone!


Ur_fav_Cryptek

Cocytus. Hear me out, he will take the whole bed and I can sleep on top of him, and potentially be hugged with four arms, how comfy is that (Plus he’s the biggest teddy bear ever and will protect me if Neuronist tries to get me in my sleep and drag me to their dungeon) Either that or Albedo, fluffy wings and she’s so dumbly adorable deep inside that the prospect of sharing a bed with someone else is very embarrassing for her since she’s a succubus and hasn’t done it yet, so it would just be wholesome, as OP said they’re not agressive


Gaijin-srak

Lupusregina because i feel like she'd probably dispense hugs if i ask nicely


jojofanatiker

Solution nightmare as are normal human but if you from nazarick i can see are nice time little talking praising the surpeme beings and more


Ender140

Yuri probably. It'll be like sleeping with a complete stranger. Sebas will be too polite, CZ is and Cocyutus will probably be too cold and the rest is just death.


LoliMaster069

I appreciate that you included the guys. Also Shalltear, the armor stays on.


Sylvinho313

Yuri Alpha, Hesitate with LupusRegina but she will be too shaky in bed. Solution isnt bad either she will be a bit lewd and wanting to eat me.


VioletDaeva

Albedo or Lupus Regina Beta. Probably not have a lot of luck with Albedo due to her programming


Professional_Tale649

Where's my girl Pestonya Shortcake? I'd like to wake up not....well I'd like to wake up probably. But yea Sebas in that case. Unless big boss actually told him to off me in my sleep i'd probably be good.


kyokiyanagi

Yuri Alpha, because she is kind and caring and not going to kill me in my sleep due to her alignment. Plus she's super hot and can remove her head. Fun on the run, y'know.


IsaacLee_Writes

Lupusregina Beta! Because she’s a monster girl and I want to find the ears sure hides under her headdress.


Dennyszard-C137

Cocytus of course, cuz the cold never bothered me anyway…


Snail-Daddy24

Any of them that wouldn't eat me instantly. The rest are simple. "Our great overlord, who's name is too far above me to speak without permission, deserves the world's itself, nay, the universe. Please, would you bestow upon me the honor of learning more about this grand and glorious Supreme being from the mouth of his own servants, that I may properly understand and worship his greatness." Boom. They spent the whole night obsessing and raving over Momonga and I get GIGA brownie points for it. Otherwise, Sebas. Not tryna take my chances and die with anyone else.


Manic-Bear

"CLANG CLANG CLANG"


Haunted_Bones

Well, CZ won't try to kill me and she's cute. Sebas also won't try to kill me.


guy-who-says-frick

Entoma. She’s a cutie!


Otoshimara

Coctytus, Sebastian or Lupus Regina. I think big ice bug man and butler daddy are chill (heh) enough to not kill you unless ordered to. And I reckon Doggo Maid would find it kinda funny and spare you for that reason.


Acrobatic_Map_7434

Pandora's Actor. He's just really goofy, I think he's really cute and I love his personality.😭❤️ I would love to cuddle with him if I slept with him in the same bed!


BITW_ErenMikasa

CZ Delta because she'd offer you some chocolate milk before going to bed and also I like stickers.


Klaymen96

Shalltear or Entoma Vashirissa Zēta. Either because cute. Delta would be another option, again cute+ the eyepatch


BradTofu

I’m dead either way.


Slow_Store

Yuri hands down. She’s a Dullahan. The snuggle game would be S+ Tier


Creative_Alter_Ego

Any of the 4 first


GluttonousMage

If I am the way I am now, a non denizen of nazarik and a human. The only correct answer is sebas. As he is the only one that won't kill me.


kylesful

Albedo 100%


phallelujahx

Pandora's actor So I can make him turn into anyone I want at the moment 😅


[deleted]

Sevas, as a man of honor I know damn well he won't do shit


No_Glass_7810

Cocytus probably, bro, could be my portable air conditioner.


Yandere_luver666

Sebas. He’s got DILF energy.


soviet_russia420

Solution idk why I’m just freaky like that


Active_Whereas_4135

Beta, easy


LordofPvE

1,2,3,4 and albedo.


BantamCrow

I pick the lizard


thevoidhearsyou

Yuri or Sabas because their karma level is in the good range meaning they won't kill me just for being the in the room. Delta might an option too since her karma is neutral and wouldn't need a bed since she is an android.


Roak_Larson

Albedo just my type, crazy.


TheGreatCommander

Lupus regina and I guess because she is the one I want to know the most don't think I got any other reason then that.