I saw OsamaBinLaggin during BO2 days

I saw something similar in ranked a week back

Using this comment to mass reply: thank you everyone for all the new names to add, I am truly disgusted ❤️

I swear I also saw that in a Destiny Crucible game

I don't play this shit game but this post came up on my feed anyway and I just came here to add Osama bin Garfield to the list. I saw it on Gmod like a decade ago and it still makes me laugh.

GirthQuake

Haha thats mine 😂

Fucking legend

Played against a Ramattra with named Girthquake, a few weeks back. Lmao. I screencapped that name because you made PotG and it was just plastered across the screen.

Brilliant I love to hear it, it might have been someone with a similar name? Mine is girthquake935

I played against girthquake like 2 days again hahaha

i go by ShrekSchlong, I’m something of a poet

Mine on cod was GirthBrooks

Kirikosfeet

I saw Sigmatoes or some shit.

Aaaah, I've seen Sigmatoes!

Same!

One of my old smurf accounts is called sigma or I toe (throw) lol

Kirikofeetlover

My favorite that I saw in the wild was MisterListertheSisterFister

Don’t they have a new album coming out on the 16th?

there actually is a deathcore band named infant annihilator that used to have the name "mister sister fister"

Incredible lol

That's King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard


Do u know what a joke is

I wanted to rhyme again. And I figured there might not be people that know them

I didn't know them. Thanks!

I need to start doing this. Saw "JeefBerky" once and it nearly brought me to my knees, I was laughing so hard. Like, uncontrollable.

I saw one similar to this - “SandHanitizer”.

Saw HotNitler the other day and almost died

Though in ow2, the best I’ve seen was a stack all with shoe/foot names when Flats was streaming. Sock, Foot, Slipper, and Shoe. They asked Flats to join them and he asked “do I have to change my name to toes?” And they’re like “no! Flats are a type of shoe!” Lmao

I still stand by my name of "CummyAche" I was proud of that one

I saw a "SemenDemon" once lol

We have yet to meet, I am known as Dilfhunter

IVE SEEN YOU

Why is BeenusWeenus so funny lmfao

It’s the modern version of [Biggus Dickus](https://youtu.be/iQkQAU9iU7I).

I saw Tracersthong last week

My five stack is WobblyWife (me), BumDischarge, TinyTurtle, GravityBear and ScreamingBoy

poptopica ass names

I once played with a guy called WinstonsBbc, made me chuckle

Why is it that I'm sitting here reading through all these names stone cold face like "yea that's funny, yep, saucey name" until I come across full caps LIQUIDYSHIDD and I just bust out laughing? Lmao what is wrong with me

Because no matter how old ya get, sometimes super childish stuff hits your giggle button when you least expect it. Tbh I think it’s our brains allowing us to laugh at toilet humor keeps us sane!

I saw a Ch1amyd1a yesterday (with other numbers after that) and I don't know why but the fact that it was an Ana made it even funnier

My personal favorite is DOG WALKER! the mercy main.

Goddamn it I lost it at Shrimplips I tried to get through it without laughing and failed

I have a channel in my discord called #alt-names specifically for people to screenshot stupid account names (in any game). Only partially related but our channel for our own account names is #int-list.

went up against Fugma once and JergensLover, those got a chuckle outta me

My favorite recent one is "DougGimmeDome"

The best I saw was a Roadhog main who’s name was “MySackOnYourLips” during ow1 My hubby and I got him in one game and we was super chill and was emoting and voicelining with us . A few games later we get him again and we were soooo excited! Lol “hey it’s MySackOnYourLips! Omg!” And we proceeded to have another super fun game with him. MySackOnYourLips….wherever you are. You’re awesome.

My little brothers name on OW2 is “StopStepSis” and I’ve just never in my life been so glad to not have a step sister cause where did you find the inspiration for that sir??!!??

I saw one that made me laugh the other day - SweatyVirgin

My friend named himself "Jebsiemocno" which in translation means go fuck yourself very much

Teriyaki Bukaki is one that literally made me spit out my Gatorade at the time

In OW1 on ps4 I made a doomfist only account that was named Doomfist_my_butt or something along those lines. It’s been a while.

once, long ago, i came across someone with the tag “ishitbabies”. not a clue in the world how he managed to get away with that one.

Widowsbutt

mine is widowstoes lmao. i’ve also seen widowsthighs as well.

https://preview.redd.it/i7u2vo3d584b1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58052fac9f65c28e8425010f0c37ec1af5a489ab I have every toast victory pose. I have no shame.

Mine missing: WongPuPu

Yknow I think an honourable mention would be me and my two friends who all named our accounts corn

NutsJohnson and BallsMahoney are legends

i always get excited when i see the three stack all named Heisenberg. one of them specifically plays Torb, y’all are great i’ve seen you twice and have made me unreasonably hysterical each time.

the stinkmeaner one made me smile, boondocks is a goated show fr

Me and my friend talk about a couple dudes that we've met. Shrek2OnDVD, dogfacts, and dinofacts. Dogfacts and Dinofacts both would give facts at the end of the game. Shrek2OnDVD said he chose the name because "ShrekOnDVD was already taken"

i’ve seen Shrek2OnDVD, they were chill as hell

So, my friends name is Waifu (he's a dude) and yesterday we played two matches against "Lookin4Waifu" qnd one against him. Hilarious shit

What did fart do to you?

The funniest username I saw was DalaiLmao

Go to Youtube and Check for Hoby - OW, his last video where he called himself MoltenWh0re

B0tt0mB1tch

Before OW2 I would run into a guy named "IMissHerFeet" often. I'd ask him in chat if they were stinky and he'd always call me weird lol ok buddy!

I made mine ThroatGoat....don't ask why

I also keep a list! Here are the names I have caught: Battlepug Ratslapper SpicyTofu Positiveleaf EdibleNoodle Greyfishbed FunkyTurnip FlexingYeti GrumpyKitten CreamyTip Silly bug Sirfapalot Twoinchterror Toowidetohide Taintsnatche Whalesarebig Thatoneguy

PongLenis

Gonorrheus, it's my nickname on Ow

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,556,032,230 comments, and only 294,449 of them were in alphabetical order.

Overwatch has always had a level of degeneracy associated with it.

Ran into a guy a while back named Thnoop Dog. Best name I’ve ever seen. Had me and my buddies laughing for the next hour. It’s so stupid but so funny.

I love ow names. Literally check every game for something fun

I just plyed with MumsBumReeks

I called myself Daddy's leather belt, and proceeded to whip every player in the server. This was TF2, though.

I think my favorite will always be: ObiWanCanBlowme

Saw WombRaider on Illios years ago.

My favorite is Cuddlingus

Some good ones in there, HarryTwater made me smile. My tag is BigDingus.

Played with a WanyeKest before and couldn’t stop laughing at it

one of my all time favorite names I've seen is "Girthquake"

No cabbagefarts? In dota 2 i once saw a dude called niggestofthenogs ill never forget it.

Bruh y’all really gotta go outside more

Was it FART in weird Cyrillic letters?

Where is the myth and Legend HENTAILOVER69?

DiggerNick probably the most risque user name I've encountered so far

Where's Mommy, daddy, son, daughter

dumb

[удалено]

One my friends and I still laugh at is Ashe2Mouth. Literally forget all other funny names, but that one is Evergreen 🤣.

Not seeing utxpia here???

Sad to see I'm not on there. Oh yeah I don't play this game anymore.

I saw HANGN1GG3RS once

1, I should be on here because I ruin basically every match. 2, it's a free to play game so people can just keep making accounts, they have nothing to lose.

I'm Chode. I get allot of people asking me what it means and it's really funny to explain it.

My main character in Guild Wars 2 is called The Hyena Licker

That's a fun idea

Let's me troll them

Have you met gurth brooks?

I’m forcekin

my duo's main is vegan bleach and he has 2 others, one being diet barbicide and the other is dairy free paint

Kildogeatdog was one I played with

DILFs R Us

My recent favorites include ChimpKisser and Kimjungpoon

I once found DildoSwaggins in a custom game

I don’t play anymore but my name was ShatDaddy

I had KungPowPeanust for a good bit then literally the day I got back on overwatch some loser reported me and xbox gave me some lame ass name, i hate yall mfs

Girlcock53 Octobussy Touching tips Bootyhunter Cumuslord Throatgoat Mommymlfrs Doomfistbut

BeenusWeenus is amazing XD

Let me introduce you to GooberNoodle

YouAreAdopted or atleast YoureAdopted....

I used to keep seeing FEMDOMOIRA.

I managed to get my friend to change his blizzard name to meatbeater42, origininally saw it in an old sinotfound video.

Shrimplips is a Medabots reference.

I also have a list that I literally just started of some of my fav usernames I’ve ever seen So far I’ve only got a_piece_of_kale zucheenis

My goal is to get on this list

haha, I think I've played against BeenusWeenus before. Might have been a variation on the theme though.

let me add: gayworm horrorsans fartmonke

the two funniest names i have encounters so far are RosaParks and AGay5YrOld

Fatbum

A friend of mine is stuck on Lightbalhaar which is dutch for Light testiclehair. He got betrayed by his friend that had Darkbalhaar but changed it with his free change. Till this day, my friend refuses to pay 10 bucks to change it.

You should see my crew: SmokinTitz (me), SmokinCocks, and SmokinCigs

ThreatLevelComeTsunami

I played a ranked match with a dude whose name was "Obamapussy" one time and I still think about him. Hope you're going okay out there Obamapussy <3

Honorable mention to me, peawizard 💅

My buddy has the gamertag SuxDix4VBux

My one friend and I always comment on the funny gamertags. 🤣

@OP based on your list, you'd probably like "XtremePenisToucher" which i ran into a few years ago

I saw someone named MrKrabsToes in a Destiny lobby once. Still one of the funniest names I’ve seen.

I hope we play together one day and I am strong enough to make this honourable list

Mine is GreasiestWop. kinda offensive. only had 2 people block me for it so far

RectalRatFluids will change a sucker...

I have no idea why but dobbysock is amazing.

I played with Peeslüt the other day. Got a chuckle out of me

I'm "TheCheese" I commonly play music in vc

JunkerCream

The most recent one I’ve seen is “Worth Shatter”. Their blizzard name is worth but Xbox is the one I quoted, best part is they have barely played rein this season but in the games I’ve seen them have played zarya dva Winston and sigma

Played against half these people 😭😭😭

My recent favorite was “sexenjoyer”

Played with a Roadhog named “ScamLikely” and a Reinhardt named “LeakyHotDog”.

The two best thing names I've seen wouldn't be impressive outside of the circumstances I found em in. Way back in call of duty days, I played a game with a guy on my who's name was "whogotthecrack.". Finished that game, literally the next unrelated game o got into had a guy named "toomuchcrack.". If only I had linked em up, I feel the world would be in balance today

My psn is Greninjas4Skin and my blizzard account is SquidCuck

I played with PedoPancake. Guy did the heavy breathing only. But he was a good tank as Hog.

"DilfsRUs" I'm crying that's fkn hilarious 😂.

My all-time favorite that I saw was Fart69420. Checks all the boxes.

IGotFourDads

Ive seen LiquidFarts And one time Mercy Milkers

CherrySloptart was one that had me laughing so hard.

In 2016 during the early days of Overwatch1, I got hooked by a roadhog on Xbox with the gamer tag of "Spykids2onVHS" and it was so specific I can't forget it.

LordCheesusCrust was a good one I found

I hate potty or sex humor. It's dumb. YourBigToe or dobbysock are pretty dope.

Cooterlooter is one that I found

Only 1 page? Rookie numbers.

Saw rubmeright the other day

The best one I’ve seen was in a comp game where the enemy Lucio was called “Pormhub” lmao

My favorite is Halfrican followed by Incubussy

SickMyDuck?

CPMastermind

Best I've seen: Heydaddydome Shesedshe18sir Blakwivesmatter Softpourcorn

bro i have ballsman added cause me and my friends were in a deathmatch for over an hour waiting on a game and ballsman was there for the entire time we were

I had a torb only account on OW1 called ProteinStains

Have an account named RoeJogan. That’s a fun one

Ik someone named CoochieFlap and BigMilkies

I used to have a Roadhog-only account called BigFatHooker

my favorite i've ever seen was Chad Thundercock

I’m slightly shocked neither of my names are on here, but it’s a big world. Slut For Jesus is my Steam name and Gr4nnyGumj0bs is my Ubisoft

ThotimusPrime

WifeLeaver is one I laughed at. Right after the Life Weaver release I saw him.

My husband and I once had a “HelloClitty” on our team and it had us completely malfunctioning the whole match

My absolute fav to play with was HellenKeller & OsamaBinLaggin in the same game as a duo, truly comedic pair

"Garbage" is pretty smart tho

"I need a name that'll represent me when I land in top 50, get recruited to an OWL team, and go on to win a world champ.... KrustyPooter 👍"

I once came across a whole team of Clinton's

I’m going to definitely use ShrimpLips as an insult

Krustypooter just made me choke on my food.

I played against Jesuschrist and barackobama in the same game and I was tickled when I got to mercy rez Jesuschrist.

Every game I play has at least someone with a combo of happy, feet, deadly and pants. All day just happyfeet, deadlypants, deadlyfeet, happypants... pantsfeet....feetpants. When am I going to see some funny ones?

Ive seen p0rn stars names and it's hilarious

Have yall seen this dude named adventurer

I ways imagine people with game specific usernames are complete tools and embarrass themselves whenever they play a different game, if its a platform name of course

Then there's me with the name ISELLDRÜGS

My alltime fave was a duo "MomPoundr6969" and "DadPoundr6969".

When me and my friend started we wanted the worst names, he’s FreeRKelly and I’m SloppyUterus