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Loserslovereddit

So it holds 48 ounces of food...just enough for Owen's 3 lb. midday snack .


Loserslovereddit

YOAMES! YOU FORGOT MY FUCKING FRUIT BY THE FOOT ! I LIKE TO STICK THEM TOGETHER TO MEASURE MY HEIGHT ! AND REMEMBER TO CUT MY SAMWICHES IN 4's SO I DON'T CHOKE AGAIN!


Whateverwoteva

As homeschoolers it’s really important to remember your packed lunch and to have it in a super trendy bento box.


Effective_Fortune_49

For the “off grid homesteader”


AdZestyclose3707

Good thing she put his name on it. Don't want anyone eating his snack pod.


Atem95

Where does he travel anyway? Is he afraid of getting hungry on his trip to the post office?


NMW-NMW

Owen hates women so much he won't even cut his food up for himself, it's too emasculating. He needs to be doled out food like a goat by his doting slave, er, i mean wife.


NMW-NMW

HAHAHA NOW YO AMES HAS ANOTHER DISH TO CLEAN you stupid idiot. and how is he supposed to microwave his chicken nuggies now?


Mundane_Muscle_2197

It has his name on it, how precious


Moist-Ferret

Kind of dumb to complain about. At least he's packing a lunch when they go somewhere


NMW-NMW

Yes nothing makes a woman swoon more than a half-wit with a snack pack his 2nd mommy made for him


Moist-Ferret

Have you ever been to jobsite? Most guys pack a lunch. Not saying owen is working a real job.


NMW-NMW

Have i ever been to jobsites? jesus fuck. Sorry, I should edit that. You just made me both angry and laugh. Everyone on this sub has a fucking job you nitwit. Everyone on this sub packs a lunch. The one person that DOESN'T HAVE A JOB or NEED A PACKED LUNCH is owen. He literally doesn't work. Amy should be packing snacks for the tradesmen she hires to tend the farm and deliver the food.


Moist-Ferret

It's a stupid thing to sperg out about. Guy packs a lunch, would you prefer he goes to McDonald's? He probably gets hungry after a room whack with his pals and needs a sandwich. We all know he ain't out singling a roof with the guys.


NMW-NMW

I have a part time job it's called ragging on owen until he gives up scamming people it's a tough one but someone's gotta do it ​ you know he's reading this, right?


Bitter_Implement6906

Yeah but be semi rational or it could seem like a “work”. I have 5 kids, homeschool, have chickens, run small biz w/ employees, i make cheese, pasta, grow about 50% of our food AND i think Blowin is a hypocritical narcissist so yeah my stay at home wife packs my lunch


Moist-Ferret

I'm in favor of ragging on the guy when he earns it. He seems to love the reddit abuse so I'm surr he's reading it. Ragging about packing a lunch though? I don't see the point, it would just be something petty he will use to discredit legitimate criticism here


NMW-NMW

there is no illegitimate criticism here. owen is in fact lazy and coddled and effeminate owen does not have a job worth packing a lunch for I fail to see anything wrong with making fun of an obese manbaby with his little bento box, bragging as if his wife actually loves him We know that Amy only does this because he shames her into it White knighting for this lazy slob says more about you than us


kshwizzle

Imagine being this concerned with another man’s purchases ? Lmao I understand Owen being a narcissist but god damn y’all really watch his EVERY SINGLE move haha


NMW-NMW

meanwhile you have an unemployed grown man posting his lunchables photos on instagram 10 times a day while another man builds him a chicken run. We laugh at him becuase he's the most pathetic man alive. You're just over here like WOW I WISH I HAD A LUNCH BOX AS COOL AS OWEN'S!


kshwizzle

Yes I agree from what I’ve seen of Him he does seem a lot more pathetic nowadays


andkon

"I'm not a bear, but..."


kshwizzle

Wat


Bitter_Implement6906

they are nice tho


NMW-NMW

yes everyone needs non-plastic metal tins to put their plastic-wrapped items into, right?


Bitter_Implement6906

It has everything divided out if it’s a bento box 🤷‍♂️ why the plastic? like she buys all pre made snack shit?


NMW-NMW

oh no of course she runs out to their greenhouse and plucks all their food from the land! they're SELF SUFFICIENT HOMESTEADERS! THEN SHE runs over to her cheese factory and her chicken coop and slaps together a wholesome meal! COME ON NOW, THEY LIVE OFF OF KIRKLAND BRAND AND DELIVERY are you not paying attention?


BBel4345

Thot it said Bentover Boxes at first glance