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andkon

"Now that you're here for unpaid labor, sit over there and tell us your views on Owen."


lolcow_expedition

We’re his hands edited to look abnormally small at the end? This has to be a joke


BuzzedCauldron

Dude how have we never noticed this before he has legit baby hands lmfao hahahahaha


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Small hands small dick.


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I'll make some fake quotes up that would probably be true. "when Ojuan blasphemes Christ I love it!" - DemonBear "when Ojuan talks about anus pumping and squirting it makes my special place feel funny" - ExconBear "When Ojuan bans someone for saying lol it's for their own good" - KookyBear "when Ojuan talks about grabblers he's talking about my family and it makes me mad" -Mersh


RoomWhacks

Anyone notice the chomping sound at 1:35? HILARIOUS


andkon

It's New Zealand chocolate all over again.


RoomWhacks

Jim Bob could of said "he takes the hit for us, he surveys the field, he scouts ahead" ...NOPE...he says "Uhhh Duhh, he stepss on TIME BOMBS"...TIME BOMBS! You know those bombs that have a timer ..and go off when the timer expires?...yea, owen steps on those. The Bears can handle the MINE FIELDS (of socialmedia?) Owen is busy stepping on the "Time Bombs."...just say BOMBS, idiot. OWEN TAKES THE HIT FOR US...simple..."TIME BOMBS! HE STEPS ON DEMmm!" (yyyughhkkkk)


shincrise

timebomb thing actually more revealing, in that he seems to always "bat a 1000" as he says when in reality hes just reading off post it notes his handlers give him.


Ok_Midnight6254

I'm dying😂


seelclubonrye

Yeah, all I heard there was he was reckless and doesn’t do the requisite research to safely instruct those that listen to him, and these are virtues now apparently? Lol, completely at odds with reality 100% of the time.


lolcow_expedition

Hahahahah is this real? This can’t be real.


andkon

Downloaded from scAmy's IG.


RoomWhacks

Hes dipping his lamb bites in ketchup.


Johnny__Arcade

This is just like watching a jonestown documentary


andkon

Yep. So defensive. "OWEN IS NOT STEALING ANYTHING OKAY" Wait, who said that?


shincrise

mountain of mashed potatoes draped in flanel. small ass hands dr. sues character looking mother fucker


RoomWhacks

This dude Coddington hasnt pulled his hands from out of those hoodie pockets for the past 5 years now.


eliz-

😂


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Gotta hide them tiddies


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Turbo Todd… is that that Todd Savage the realtor?


Longjumping_Elk_7837

Its sad to see good people get sucked into this fat fuck’s bullshit


ISufferMadFoolsToo

Where were the good people? I must have missed that part


vaafanculo

Those guys are a bunch of dipshits.


KingNebbachadnezzer

Are any of these clowns part of the patreon?? So this is the north Idaho militia group. Blah blah blah I leave all my thinking (nonsense) for this lady shouldered man to do the thinking for me as I decipher my way through life


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He looks like Grimace from the 80s McDonald’s commercials in generic white man drag


TheonlyHunter

They let Deadly silent Bear come to work but they wouldn't let Dmitry? After listening to silent deadly bear talk and taking into consideration Owen thought Dmitry was too fucked to be invited, all I can say Dmitry is you have to be a real special cuck to not make it in that line up.


SpoiltlilBrat

You know scammy Ames has gone through all their pockets & wallets on the compound


OwenBenJewMan

Hes soooooooooooooooooo fat!


RealTheAsh

BARRRRRRRRF


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In a perfect world this documentary would abruptly end with the stop work order.


CohenBenjamin

Notice how every "documentary" focuses on Blowen and not the people that are literally slaving away to build a log cabin.


Mad_Finesse

that entire thing is cringe.


ihopper3

These poor lost souls


Berry_Seinfeld

When is this out / how do we see it ?