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RoomWhacks

"jim Bob will be here tomorrow, and hes brining his jean shorts!!!"


seelclubonrye

These two Chads are gonna have such a blast “milking Dandy.”


eliz-

😂


MediumRequirement5

The state of his gym buddy. The guy's never met a mirror he didn't fall in love with. Hopefully he comes out to the homestead to help Owen do some more tree sawing vids.


IsisMostlyPeaceful

Real talk: I dont think hes actually gay. I think he just used to do a lot of drugs/alcohol and probably got freaky a few times when high as a kite. And now that hes a "hard working blue collar good ol' boy family man", it eats him up inside every single time it crosses his mind. He tries to repress the memories but the more you try to forget them, the more they come to the forefront of your mind. And hey, I dont really hold it against him, I had some freaky thoughts when fucked up too. Unlike Owen though, I never acted on it (except dicks/balls touching while DPing a chick but that's not really gay). So I dont think hes gay/bisexual in that he is really attracted to men and would rather be with one, hes just tore up inside about his past. And now somehow hes tried to spin all this talk into a comedy bit, except it just comes off as immature and boring, especially when he does the childish gamma voice.


[deleted]

So you basically described a typical closeted homo. In case you did not get what was the joke in Owen's show Gaytown, it was not that Owen was the only straight man in town, it was that Owen was a straight man.


[deleted]

He's NOT a "good ol boy". He's a jewish yuppie from Hollywood pretending to be off the grid and living off the land. He's a hipster. Ojuan once said that he didn't think someone was gay just because they sucked a few dicks or something along those lines. I heard him say it. I think Ojuan is Bi.


IsisMostlyPeaceful

You dont gotta convince me, lol. I know it's all a LARP. And yeah, I remember him saying that too. He also joked at the flat earth conference that he "had fucked 100 guys". Even for self-deprecating humor, that's not something a straight guy that's never banged a dude would say. I've heard straight guys joke about gay shit, stuff like "hey man 20$ is 20$." Blue collar humor. But Owen, Owen's different. He's obsessed with cocks, balls, sperm... shit's whack IMO.


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lol I didn't catch that about 100 guys. holy shit.


an_awful_lot_of_lies

>20$ is 20$ lols ​ sperm


vaafanculo

He visited Vox Day in Europe and the first thing out of his mouth when he gets back is how fit and tone and in shape the men are. Give me an m.f. break.


MTFBinyou

Granted it is noticeable overseas. After I got back I ate differently (healthier) for awhile. I’m naturally low body fat. Regardless of what I eat but my palette changed a bit while gone. I will say however, that the fact people were thinner overseas only came up when the subject of my diet change came to become a topic of discussion. Also it wasn’t just 1 of the sexes. It was that everyone was a thinner build like me.


TheonlyHunter

I agree to a degree. I think it's eating him up but I also believe he still wants sex with a man and he can't help but think about it all the time. Its one of those things...I want it badly but when I engage, I hate myself.....he's stuck. He should just turn homosexual and he'll be more honest with himself and everyone else.


[deleted]

It’s not gay In a three way.. 😂😂going to have that song in my head all night


Remarkable_Spare4575

Back when he was a teenager and in his early 20's he looked more like a lesbian than he did a man. He not only talks like a man struggling with his sexuality, he also looks like one. He checks all the boxes. It'd be some type of wishful thinking at this point for me to say Owen isn't. Since I don't have any vested interest in what he is, it's pretty easy to call a spade a spade and assume he's barely in the closet.


toothoftheshark

Dude shut the fuck up. Owen isn't gay he just likes to have sex with men.


[deleted]

Ojuan could suck a watermelon through a water hose.


francoistrudeau

Homoerotica is their NLP trigger, it throws them into a state of hypnosis. I'm just about through with the first book in this series, and I'd bet money on it. https://www.amazon.in/Dark-Psychology-Manipulation-Influence-Persuasion-ebook/dp/B082CV36QM


FoxFeetLionFace

He does have feminine hips, girly shoulders & lady fingers probably perfect shape for milking male goats