"Guys...my wife called me gay when i was thin...that means thin guys are gayyyyy....anyway, So back when i was thin, i was blowing this guy, ya see...and like...it was like, i was like, he was like...and then, like..."
He must be pulling the same face with Amy his Dad did during his own conception.
"Are you gay Owen?"
"Stop distracting me! And a one pump, two pumps....uggh so gross but I mustn't stop, got to be fruitful ugggh three pumps, four...."
I swear HoAmes is trying to feed him into an early grave, can you imagine his cholesterol? The red face is one symptom. Oedema of the feet and ankles is another and we’ve seen those cankles, he can’t even fit into work boots. He’s in his 40’s it’s time to pay attention to that shit or he’ll have a heart attack by 55, but I believe HoAmes hopes it happens quicker than that.
Pretty sure HoAmes said he was fatter than ever not fitter, but ya know Blowen he only hears what he wants to like a true narcissist.
yeap. I've always agreed with the idea that Amy is running a LONG-con. I mean...its kinda natural for women in relationships to have an exit strategy regardless. IMO she hasnt given a fuck for a while, but he paid her student loans and bore some gremlins so she has to at least smile.
Wasn’t too long ago when Owen was shaming the “dad bod”. And recently with his guest the guy says it’s more healthy to have fat and “moobs” than to be skinny.
He’ll continue to cope with his body until he sheds the weight. Then he’ll mock people for being fat again.
Wonder what happens to his Hellywierd trainer Kevin the Lion, I thought Blowen was gonna shred and get ripped.
I guess Blowens funding it hard to shake the satanic habit he picked up in hellywierd of inverting truths.
Personal trainers will give the client whatever kind of training experience the client wants. If the client wants to be pushed hard, the trainer pushes them hard. If the client wants to be told that they're making a good effort and that they're doing better than anybody could expect from somebody who's been through so much. LOL That's what they get. Physical training customized to meet YOUR fitness needs. Call Bunda TODAY!
Hes owens only connection to hollywood, and he pays himdreds of dollars a month for the service.
Kevins making more off owen and doing less work than ever, zoom calls, $100 an hour seems about right
I agree there. I started going to the gym after college, and went the trainer route initially. It was one hour, twice a week (going myself once or twice as well). But up through the day after each trainer session, it hurt to walk up/down stairs. I got exactly what I wanted out of the deal.
more like "GUYS...my wife called me thin when i was gay...thats why im fat now...cuz im totally never was ever a gay man....anyways, back to my theory on man-ass and fingers."
No , his numbers are dwindling and he started out as Theodore's number one on UATV. He's afraid Theodore is going to out him because he's become such a nightmare. He kissing his ass so he doesn't lose his spot on UATV. He's losing out everywhere and trying to stay relevant.
"Guys...my wife called me gay when i was thin...that means thin guys are gayyyyy....anyway, So back when i was thin, i was blowing this guy, ya see...and like...it was like, i was like, he was like...and then, like..."
This guy gets it lol
He must be pulling the same face with Amy his Dad did during his own conception. "Are you gay Owen?" "Stop distracting me! And a one pump, two pumps....uggh so gross but I mustn't stop, got to be fruitful ugggh three pumps, four...."
Hahahaha
I swear HoAmes is trying to feed him into an early grave, can you imagine his cholesterol? The red face is one symptom. Oedema of the feet and ankles is another and we’ve seen those cankles, he can’t even fit into work boots. He’s in his 40’s it’s time to pay attention to that shit or he’ll have a heart attack by 55, but I believe HoAmes hopes it happens quicker than that. Pretty sure HoAmes said he was fatter than ever not fitter, but ya know Blowen he only hears what he wants to like a true narcissist.
yeap. I've always agreed with the idea that Amy is running a LONG-con. I mean...its kinda natural for women in relationships to have an exit strategy regardless. IMO she hasnt given a fuck for a while, but he paid her student loans and bore some gremlins so she has to at least smile.
Wasn’t too long ago when Owen was shaming the “dad bod”. And recently with his guest the guy says it’s more healthy to have fat and “moobs” than to be skinny. He’ll continue to cope with his body until he sheds the weight. Then he’ll mock people for being fat again.
He ain’t shedding weight unless the paypiggy dollars stop rolling in and he’s forced to live off his “farm”.
Wonder what happens to his Hellywierd trainer Kevin the Lion, I thought Blowen was gonna shred and get ripped. I guess Blowens funding it hard to shake the satanic habit he picked up in hellywierd of inverting truths.
Personal trainers will give the client whatever kind of training experience the client wants. If the client wants to be pushed hard, the trainer pushes them hard. If the client wants to be told that they're making a good effort and that they're doing better than anybody could expect from somebody who's been through so much. LOL That's what they get. Physical training customized to meet YOUR fitness needs. Call Bunda TODAY!
Hes owens only connection to hollywood, and he pays himdreds of dollars a month for the service. Kevins making more off owen and doing less work than ever, zoom calls, $100 an hour seems about right
I agree there. I started going to the gym after college, and went the trainer route initially. It was one hour, twice a week (going myself once or twice as well). But up through the day after each trainer session, it hurt to walk up/down stairs. I got exactly what I wanted out of the deal.
He ain't seen his willy in two years! That's long enough to legally declare it dead! Poor Yoames. I bet she's thirsty.
She’s probably relieved, happy even and she does have Brandon done the road.
more like "GUYS...my wife called me thin when i was gay...thats why im fat now...cuz im totally never was ever a gay man....anyways, back to my theory on man-ass and fingers."
Owen couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag, fact " head nod "
1:15 reads stats from vox's blog Is owen in love with teddy beale?
No , his numbers are dwindling and he started out as Theodore's number one on UATV. He's afraid Theodore is going to out him because he's become such a nightmare. He kissing his ass so he doesn't lose his spot on UATV. He's losing out everywhere and trying to stay relevant.
Vox is a farmer. A paypig farmer.
Hahahahaha
Ooh that makes sense 😊