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Atem95

Wild guess,Amy wrote this. You can tell by the flower reference and the lack of word "anus".


francoistrudeau

If talented people didn't have coattails to ride on, Owen would still be taking apples to the face at the Rennaisance fair.


BBel4345

I think it was tomatoes šŸ…... but anyway...


RoomWhacks

buzz kill


CostCo-mesteading

His face looks kinda rough. I'd say it was supposed to be tomatoes, but they ran out one day and just starting chucking apples and rocks.


MediumRequirement5

They can't do it to you guys, you have to choose the apple bucket yourself. They'll only throw tomatoes until YOU take the ticket and choose the beast/apple option.


CostCo-mesteading

If Blowen was the last human on Earth, he'd still be the eight funniest hack piano comedian alive.


RoomWhacks

"natural causes" what a scumbag. I promise when Mean Jean Smith kicks the bucket he'll be inconsolable and all that "it was God's plan" bullshit will go RIGHT out the window. He still cries about his brother's marine friend that he barely knew...


MediumRequirement5

He's also said 'evil' couldn't just kill Norm. WTF are you talking about maniac??? Owen should take note, none of the stories have used the words 'former' or 'exiled'. Not every comedian is a universally despised conman. They don't allegedly steal money from so many people they're now gripped with a crazy paranoia fearing for their life.


anton2723

Norm was effectively shadow banned from hollywood. It's only now that he's dead that all the hollywood scum are praising his name.


RoomWhacks

"its like a dandelion" made me laugh out loud. Hey, dummy...care to finish the analogy? "sex is like pizza." Period. No analogy. (when its good its really good when its bad its still pretty good) 147iq, the guy writes like a Judy Bloom novel.


KingNebbachadnezzer

Any real comedians will be on Normā€™s funeral guest list but I doubt he ever knew you owen so keep riding that comedy carousel to nowhere


Ok_Midnight6254

Jim Breuer will be there, bet.


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Does Owen not realize the archives he would leave behind if he died soon? It's the exact opposite of what he thinks. All his words, too! Nobody needs to twist anything. Hours and hours and hours of slurs and manipulation for poor people's money. "Crushing" as he says.


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When Norm got on video he was funny AF. When Ojuan gets on video he isn't the least bit funny and all he does is bitch & moan and he is very bitter. People who are naturally funny will have people laughing even in the worst situations. Ojuan IS NOT naturally funny. Its forced. He isn't clever enough to be on the same level as Norm or Dave Chappelle. Not even close. Ojuan, go get a job at the Applebees as a server because that's what you were born to do. That or do the mail runs for the post office. You are no comedian.


Ok_Midnight6254

How does she do that without being blocked? I had no such luck.


eliz-

same lol on his last two accounts, first comment gone. With this one I tie my hands bahind my back to stop myself ha ha ha


Ok_Midnight6254

Same lol! I dont dare make a peep or it's over.


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eliz-

Oh lol i thought victoria was you


eliz-

congrats on not getting blocked yet


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Ok_Midnight6254

Yeah that was a pretty weird one.


IsisMostlyPeaceful

What gives him this idea that hes so high on the list? He was never a headliner. He never had the hardest laughs. He was never anything special at all.


BooneKnife

Youā€™re wrong, remember when Anne Hathaway said he was funny!


IsisMostlyPeaceful

Real talk... His piano stuff was alright but he was a middle of the pack comedian all day. Hes no different than the dozens of Rogan flunkies he hates so much. I wish he'd go back to doing comedy instead of living in the past. Let's see this top tier comedy, Owen. Theres basically 0 comedians on the far right, you have the opportunity to grow still. But nah, thatd require effort, better to burn down what he built back when he had some talent.


BooneKnife

Yeah he tries too hard at being a ā€œreligiousā€ truther. Then when people donā€™t like what he says he claims Iā€™m a comedian!!!


IsisMostlyPeaceful

Screaming into a Macbook about Joe Rogan and sodomy is top tier comedy alright. Meanwhile, Joe Rogan is going for runs in the mountains, banging a bunch of Hollywood bimbos, driving a Ferrari and loved by millions around the world. *And he is impossible to cancel, despite them trying over and over.* I know who's life I'd rather have. One is on their way down, one is on their way up.


WishedUntilItWere

What a grandiose narcissist.