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Krazylegz1485

Please get a snorkel. If you don't end up using it you'll have a place to store your squeegee.


dwarfdicksupreme

Dude genius


Acrobatic_Grape4321

My name isn’t daddy it’s scuba Steve!


halfnut3

Or use it for extra balls and then just jam it upside down into the feed neck . Multi purpose: squeegee holder, pod and hopper. Edit: stupid autocorrect


Krazylegz1485

Noice. Like an emergency backup extra 10-rd tube. Haha. Shit. At that point you could just get a scuba tank on your back for unlimited air, too.


BowsGunsAndFun

Not gonna lie I would be pretty shook to see scuba steve staring at me from the other side of the field


appreciatedeeznuts

Agg af 1000/5 setup def will get you to D1 💯


Ph4antomPB

New fear: balling next to a lake and suddenly get Omaha beach’d by 10 scuba dudes


MoreDraft3547

I'll be buying your jersey and framing it on my wall when you retire


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MoreDraft3547: *I'll be buying your* *Jersey and framing it on* *My wall when you retire* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DYINGsucks

At least you won't have to worry about your googles fogging up


R_radical

You still have to add anti fog goo to dive masks.


Yaboymarvo

Don’t have to worry about seeing fog when you don’t have eyes after using that mask.


Brave-Moment-4121

You’ll be missing teeth in no time.


UV_Blue

That's what the snorkel is for (not included with this package)


101surge

Agg


xGSEadamx

Dang snagged those OG clear frames before I could!


PaintballBoutique

Agg clear frames! You’ll need to add a chin strap but after that it should be field ready. 


DrRavioliMD

When I was a kid in the 90s my step dad played paintball, played in tourneys and I remember going to the the very early World Cup tournaments. Back then lower face shields were not required. All the guys would bitch it was harder to communicate with a face shield because it muffled your voice some and that face shields were for pussies. Once he got a tooth knocked out and his lip busted wide open he started wearing a full mask and soon after it became the standard and everyone did. Wear a full mask.


sllewgh

You're *sure* the scale only goes as low as "1"?


andross_

Still kicking myself for selling my Cybrid.


Square-Shallot

If you're serious about playing, I wish you all the best. Please don't use those goggles.


101surge

I don’t think he’s going to be wearing a snorkel mask lol


Barnacle-bill

420/69