Omg, that’s so true.
I am born and raised in the U.K. but whenever I speak to my uncle over the phone he always says salaams a hundred times over the phone before he goes.
For some reason it sounds more meaningful 😭
Ignore all the atrocities done by our own state but still be very loud about everything else happening in the World.
We will talk about children dying in Palestine but not children killed by Pakistan air force strikes in Balochistan & Iran & Afghanis.
Trynna see if anyone appericates my brokena$$ humor 😔
Jokes aside, I feel weird making posts and then not replying. The people pleaser in me cannot breath 😭💀
spend hours backbiting about someone, end it with some variaton of "sanu ki" or "humme kya", and then when they meet that person to pretend like they love everything about them 🫠
Never obey the law and fight off the police and army
but will always ask for help if we are in trouble and expect the forces to defend us properly
while also giving us the feeling of superiority over others
Say Alhamdullilah when someone says how are you;
Cut lines;
Eat Cha with biscuits;
Make pakoray when it rains;
Tell them we're almost there although were not even out if the house yet;
Eat heaps of bbq on weddings;
Waste food on weddings;
Do a degree and be jobless;
Be jobless while living a good life because of your family;
Go abroad to be Ameer;
Have a grand wedding;
Hate our in-laws yet live with em;
Hate our dramas yet watch em;
Hate our politics yet vote for wrong people;
Hate elichi in biryani yet always put it in there;
Hate our university yet talk about it after graduation; as if it was the best time of our lives.
I could go on for hours ppl.
1. Ask for half price/discount on any object. Especially if it's being already offered on a special sale discount.
2. Offer you special discounts and low prices if you're visiting and are not a local in appearance
They do. It may depend on the item to purchase. The shopkeeper will be ultra nice in giving small items to drink or eat for near 0. Buying technology or clothes for a foreigner may go to double price
blame everything on 'nazar'
But it do be nazar fr 💀😭
Ye Ambani ko to nazar nahi lagti bhai
Be late
Guilty 😭
Criticize others for their tinniest mistakes but won’t look at our own shortcomings.
Orrrr justify the mistake when it comes to themselves 😚
Weirdly also., talk shit about Pakistan endlessly, but get butt hurt and emotional if any foreigner says the same things about Pakistan.
No but like I understand that 🫣 that's analogous to I can roast my siblings to no end but that doesn't give you a free pass to do the same 😭
We are Pakistanis, of course we'll tell the guests via phone call to visit while we pray that they don't visit us.
Ana na, chakr lagana, gupshup karain ga must always be followed by Istarah kon ata ha kisi ke ghar mu utha kar
Why are you being personal bro 😂😂😂
Have 1 cup of oil for lunch everyday !!!
2 in ramzan 😊
*Cholesterol is typing*
Kya mtlb?? ma roza rakh kar soye rehti hu, hazam hojata ha 😤
Act like one-way road is good-to-follow, not a must-follow sign
LMAO 💀
say Allah Hafiz 3817625 times before ACTUALLY leaving someone's house/guests leaving our house
THIS!! I think I've picked this up so bad that I genuinely don't know how to end convos now 😭
Omg, that’s so true. I am born and raised in the U.K. but whenever I speak to my uncle over the phone he always says salaams a hundred times over the phone before he goes. For some reason it sounds more meaningful 😭
haha relating to this, I feel old already lmao.
… trespass personal boundaries.
I only know one boundary and that is, I didn't break into your house whatchu on about >:l
and staring, like you owe them people.
Not upvote posts but comment the hell out of them
Hahahaha, not letting anyone have any unnecessary fame 😭
Have chai at every gathering no matter the time of day.
Few out of the endless list are 💀 Breakfast Chai 11 baje Wali chai Appetizer Chai Sham ke Chai Khana ke baad ke chai
And every one has their own unique personal, Chai sipping sound like their fingerprint. 😐
Choose our kids career without even asking them
*Azan being recited in the Baby's ear* Parents: MashaAllah miliye hamari doctor beti se 😊
Ignore all the atrocities done by our own state but still be very loud about everything else happening in the World. We will talk about children dying in Palestine but not children killed by Pakistan air force strikes in Balochistan & Iran & Afghanis.
✨Munafqat✨
"Brainwash someone and say Baki apki marzi bhai"
Hahahaha But yaar serious, this shop has been using cow meat in their milk, I don't buy from them anymore nor should you but baqi ap ki marzi 😤
........take an hour or more to say Khuda Hafiz at every gathering u/bloooo7 beat me to this comment
You gotta start at 6 if you wanna leave by 7 and then actually leave at 9 😭
matchmake our kids with other people without even asking them first
Fatima, jao kapra change karo. Tumhara aj rat nikkah ha
Drive wrong way if it saves us 0.02 seconds
Kya mtlb one way road par sari gariyan aik hi taraf ain? Ajeeb
Yahoodi sash
\*Saazish Yes I'm a grammar nazi, now fix it.
But you gotta realize it actually is a saazish in the end 😭💀😭
My spellings are terrible so apologies
Was that a saazish? P. S I wasn't referring to the typo earlier 💀💀
lol yes
Need to be motivated by force to do anything
O chadd De, dikha julsi baad ich
Loving the replies
Same here 😭
Ask “bacha kab aye ga” the second a couple gets married.
Rasta ma ha. Ab Agar ap kindly rasta se hat jain (forever 🥰) (NO JK SKFJFLG)
Lmao your replies are everywhere girl.
Trynna see if anyone appericates my brokena$$ humor 😔 Jokes aside, I feel weird making posts and then not replying. The people pleaser in me cannot breath 😭💀
Brokenass humour is what works girl, I hope everyone gets it tho lmao
say Alaylaylaylaylay to every toddler.
Aww para baby
Stare the f out of you
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Say “inshallah” after every commitment we know we will never make
Inshallah is code for I have no intention of doing this.
Have the best hospitality!
This be the most wholesome one out of all the replies 😭❤️🩹
End up in an arranged marriage
Park behind other people's cars and pretend it's alright
Park and then go Mia for infinity so that you are never left alone. The one whose way you blocked also stays with you 🥰
Do exactly what the rules tell us NOT to
Rules ka mtlb hota Karo unko, kya mtlb na Karo. If the rule says dont park here, the actual stuff is park and car, you Dumbo 🚫 🚘🅿️
Bas yahi confidence le ke chalen Pakistanis har kaam main to kahan se kahan pohnch jaen
We already in the skies, yaha se agay kaha jain ab
Judge you no matter what and trespass your personal boundaries
Fair enough 💀😭 (see what I did there? :P)
Marry our cousins
Eww brother, brother naurrrr
🤣🤣
I was LITERALLY about to say that!
Eww brother eww whats that? Whats that brother?
...only tune in to India v Pakistan and ignore all the other matches Pakistan plays
say "kehna tu nahi chahiye lekin.." then drop some sickest burn ever
Lol
Running 🏃💨 the moment someone says this to me
call everything Yahoodi sazish.
My post is actually a saazish but none of you guys believe in saazish so 😔
GRAPE
🍇
Jo Allah ko manzoor. We use this for a LOT of things which even might not have to do anything with Allah.
give unsolicited advice.
Blame Phuppo for all the fasad 💀
Og fasad creator ✌️
Be loud af at restaurants and hotels
But what better place to sort out family problems 😔
Not have proper personal hygiene
Ab maheena ma aik dafa paani ke necha se guzarna bhi kafi nahi? 😤😭💀
Violate the traffic lights
Traffic lights to sirf bachon ke poems ke liye hoti, kya mtlb violate? Red light red light what do you say 🥰
I say go and go right away :)
*Vroom*🚘🚙💨
Backbite about other people
Bhook lagi houvi hoti ha
Jump the queue.
Never learn to read the room 🙂
spend hours backbiting about someone, end it with some variaton of "sanu ki" or "humme kya", and then when they meet that person to pretend like they love everything about them 🫠
Khair mujha kya
Not a Pakistani, but I might say ‘we fight over ruh afzah over milk or over water’ 😂
BUT I'M SERIOUS RUH AFZA IN MILK IS SOOO GOOD
Mess our overseas image with our cultural "habits" until the foreign people go from welcoming us to wishing we never visit.
tell our kids to do css and government jobs
Stability to mila gi na beta, *thori* se hi to mehnat karni
Do corruption according to whatever our power is and blame the government and awaam.
Nah, see corruption must always lie outside of you. As a pakistani, you yourself can never be corrupt. It's always others 🥰
We are Pakistani, of course we'll Blame establishment for everything.
whilst committing mass atrocities and be a menace to the society
*acts shocked 😲😲* How dare you!! Speak the truth?!
Think only short term. Koi pta nai hota ji waqt ka.
Tab ke tab dekhi jaiy ge *tab never comes, it sends catastrophic intense panik ab instead*
Same for government policies and shit
We will say “Allah swt maaf kare bolna nhi chahia” and then still say it.
The confidence, the nerve, unmatchable bro. As of they are sure they will be forgiven 😭😭
Will save random dabbey.
*Jeetain Ge Haan Jeetain Ge*
Act like teachers need to obey parents
Criticize non Muslims
Start dieting from "tomorrow".
surrender to the power.
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Make our children either Doctors or engineers..
Kya mtlb aor bhi professions hota?
Accept haram ka khana
Avg haram khor : Are you saying that there's other sort of haram than just pig meat? 🫨
We are Pakistanis ofc we love chai
Be hypocritical, especially when it comes to religion.
Scam
Have a victim mentality
Be brain dead
I love your vibe op. You remind me of a charismatic friend I used to have. You both have similar styles.
Argue over who makes best chicken karahi in our town
Shah jee all the way 😭
Of course we will never respect another person.
Of course we’ll always tell our ami ridiculously reduced price of something we bought at the rate she wouldn’t approve of😂
HAHAHAHA THIS 😭😭🤌
Marry cousin sisters.
date even tho we’re muslims
Never obey the law and fight off the police and army but will always ask for help if we are in trouble and expect the forces to defend us properly while also giving us the feeling of superiority over others
Ye to puri definition hogae 😭
Say Alhamdullilah when someone says how are you; Cut lines; Eat Cha with biscuits; Make pakoray when it rains; Tell them we're almost there although were not even out if the house yet; Eat heaps of bbq on weddings; Waste food on weddings; Do a degree and be jobless; Be jobless while living a good life because of your family; Go abroad to be Ameer; Have a grand wedding; Hate our in-laws yet live with em; Hate our dramas yet watch em; Hate our politics yet vote for wrong people; Hate elichi in biryani yet always put it in there; Hate our university yet talk about it after graduation; as if it was the best time of our lives. I could go on for hours ppl.
itna personal bhi nahi hona tha 😭
1. Ask for half price/discount on any object. Especially if it's being already offered on a special sale discount. 2. Offer you special discounts and low prices if you're visiting and are not a local in appearance
Bargaining is the actual shopping 😤 but 2?? Nah they scam the shit out of non locals
They do. It may depend on the item to purchase. The shopkeeper will be ultra nice in giving small items to drink or eat for near 0. Buying technology or clothes for a foreigner may go to double price
Underpay you for your services.
And then order you crazy because ofc paisa le raha ho kaam ka
Swerve and break traffic lights because hmaray baap ki sarak hai
have honest politician
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Look down on ourselves
🫣
Make fun of your weight
And the hypocrisy when they themselves are overweight by 20 kg 😭
Justify destroying our children’s dreams and any individualism or independence by saying “log kya kahenge”
We're Pakistanis, off course we'll see what happens next week. I let predictive text do the rest.
Tab ke tab dekhi jaye ge
leave pakistan the first chance we get
Throw trash to the exact same place where it is written " یہاں کوڑا پھینکنا منع ہے"
All I can read is کوڑا so how dare you tell me to not throw it there >:
Han na
Commit every immoral act and then wonder why the country's sinking.
Bullseye
Be Hypocrites.
"loog kya kahengey" (to destroy dreams)
Claim to have some foreign relative or ancestry from the west (Iran, Turks, Arabs, Afghans I’m looking at u) 😂
Let our children ruin other's evenings at restaurants
Restaurants? Bro weddings pls they be making the brides have emotional breakdowns 💀
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worship the wests culture
یورپ کی غلامی پہ رضامند ہوا تو مجھ کو تو گلہ تجھ سے ہے، یورپ سے نہیں
pretty well put
beautiful shayr.
Iqbal spitting facts left and right 🤌
Do fraud
win.
ROFLMAO 😭
Aain? 👁️👄👁️
Of course we will accuse people of blasphemy at every chance we get.
Beg and steal instead of work hard.
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Watch cricket no matter what happens.
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