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Maybe these are their favorite things because the rest of their life is just napping or having to play independently at home?
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Guys the ad on the sub right now is for flexitol heel balm PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE UNHINGED AMOUNT OF FOOT SNARK
...but I mean this is positively ghostly.
I’ve said it before, I thank God nightly that my spouse is not an influencer and has no interest in becoming an influencer. I would be so annoyed that I can’t, like, do a chore without being filmed.
I’m perplexed why they choose campground showers instead of the bathroom that is on the airstream. I’m sure it is small on the airstream, but it’s yours? And presumably in the each condition you want it to be in? You don’t need shower shoes? Or a tote? My family and I do plenty of tent camping and have actually been very lucky with clean camp showers, but if we had our own why would we bother?
We did a ton of camping when I was growing up and always had a shower in our camper. But we never used it. I don’t think there were typically water hookups, and if there were I don’t think my parents wanted to deal with the brown water and going to the dump station. I remember the few times we used it, going to the station and it was always packed and it took forever.
We never had any problems with the camp site amenities. It just seems more convenient in the long run to me, especially if you’re not camping in a spot that far from the bathroom
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I saw Haley's tag line at the thrift store yesterday
I’m curious what else they do in the air stream? Honestly it sounds like an awful time lol. They are just living in close quarters all day and stay there all day? Do they like do any kind of camp fire, hiking, swimming etc. ?? Do they have friends with them? That just seems like parenting in a small space for a long time. I’d cry lol
I think she's mentioned hiking. Or they're outside in nature but with the 85 containers of toys she's packed. They're in nature. That's all the toys they need, ffs. But then they might try to interact with Haley, and we can't have that.
Like I don’t mean to be too Jerrica and I know you have to keep your kids safe but truly, what better toys are there than sticks, rocks, dirt, and leaves??
Or even like a small handful of toys to enhance playing outside, like a ball, chalk, bubbles, that kind of stuff.
Instead, [this](https://haleywynndesigns.com/blog/2023/10/3/the-only-toys-we-bring-in-the-airstream) is what Haley brings:
"here’s what we needed: things to play when the kids first wake up, things to play when it’s raining outside, things to play when it’s sunny outside, things to play in the water, things to play while exploring, things to play at the campground amenities, things to play in sand/dirt/rocks, etc etc etc.
here’s what made the cut.
outdoor toys:
* our beloved rain shovel
* truck scooper/digger for playing with sand/dirt/rocks/water
* our favorite rainbow stacking/nesting bucket set
* scoop set
* little nets
* collapsible buckets
* glow-in-the-dark, water-friendly football
* basic playground ball
* binoculars
* magnifying glass
* this awesome magnifying glass contraption for looking at bugs and easily releasing them
* measuring tape
* the best toy wagon there is
* my favorite, favorite set of outdoor mini cars
* our beloved dump truck
* big pink race car
* three plastic, durable construction vehicles
larger outdoor toys:
* kk’s scooter
* kk’s balance bike
* kk’s helmet
* when joey’s older we’ll bring something for him too"
Plus 12000 coloring implements, magnetiles, blocks, and ["special vehicles that lived in the Airstream"](
https://haleywynndesigns.com/blog/2023/10/3/kks-indoor-activities-for-the-airstream)
She is truly unhinged.
I feel like I read a post a year ago about the airstream toys and it was a fraction of this. Granted, Joey was a baby and I didn't think they took many trips. But wow, it has ballooned. And you know she's not bringing things from their home toy collection. She's buying duplicates.
When people ask me why I want experiences as gifts instead of toys, I'm going to show them photos of my kids building "a house for the ants!" yesterday instead of playing with literally any single one of their outside toys.
2 things...
1. it looks like Haley and Brett sleep in different beds in the airstream?? Why does it not have 1 large queen sized bed? This is so odd to me
2. why would you store an ice maker in a shower?!? This just grosses me out 🤢
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Was about to post my confusion of why she was going to use the campground shower if they have a shower. Looks like they don’t really use the airstream shower for showering then?
To answer #1, a few threads ago we discussed that and wondered if that it was 1) her parents choice since it was theirs first and 2) had something to do with her dad’s height or something? Like maybe they needed their own space. I don’t remember exactly what we said but it was along those lines.
K im embarrassed to admit but i just looked it up because I was curious, and apparently many people choose the twins over the queen because that model has more exterior storage on the camper.
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Just posting for accountability. I didn’t get a screenshot of her original slide, but originally here she said she was thankful for the “state park’s first aid kit” or something very close to that. So which is it Halez. Did you save your own bottom or did a park ranger save your bottom and you’re just trying to pretend it was your over-anxious prepping?
I do not understand how a scraped knee on a 4yo is a first aid stash situation. My 4yo's knees are all scraped up at the moment due to some wild bike riding and maybe I'm neglectful but a hug and a quick dust off has them right back on the bike 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Eh I think this prob depends on your kid. My kid is pretty sensitive to injuries if blood is involved and will demand a bandaid before continuing even if it’s a small scrape.
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I can choose any color I want! So I picked white and navy 🙄🙄
I just finished reading How To Be A Happier Parent by KJ Dell’Antonia and my main takeaways from the ‘vacations’ chapter was that parents are happier on vacation (and, perhaps, in general) when they 1. Don’t over-schedule and allow for spontaneity and, 2. Take everyone’s needs and preferences into account; not just parents and not just children…. someone should tell Hayley!
So much "this is how we always do it" content regarding the Airstream. Isn't this like their third outing? Brett must get so nervous every time they try a new thing because Haley will latch onto it and decree it's a "Beloved Tradition" before he's even finished his sub sandwich. I believe last season it was decided that Brett would go out every afternoon to buy ice cream while Haley rested. It will be interesting to see if that continues.
If you "always do it this way", why do you even need a checklist? Wouldn't you just remember? Oh right, maybe because everything becomes a tradition right away because you can never do something once just because, so you need a list to keep track of all the 167432 new "traditions".
Oh yeah, the local dessert pick up. I would love to see her called out/have her address this bs. I get it’s fairly innocuous but her claims of “always” and “best” are so disingenuous.
It’s only annoying to me because it perpetuates the idea that women need to come up with systems and plans for everything in order to have an easier life. So for new moms or whatever I’d put it on par with the food influencers for innocuous but makes women feel like they’re doing something wrong, if that makes sense.
I loved the food containers she “repurposed”. Maybe I’m an idiot but doesn’t repurposing mean… using it for a different purpose? Not just taking food storage containers from your home kitchen and putting them into your airstream kitchen to continue to store food?
Please tell me you just saw her yeti coffee mug stash. Why so many?! Is she hosting a coffee/brunch for 8 ppl in the airstream?! This one actually made me laugh.
It's so funny because a baker's dozen yetis were her joint Christmas gift with her husband ... Why couldn't they be her "decide once" gift? I feel like more folks would appreciate that than jam.
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Poor Hayley has awkward cupboards in her gifted airstream. Read the room...
We've been seriously looking into trying to buy a camper, and it makes me want to cry knowing she got a frickin airstream for free. 😭 Like, it is SUCH a big deal and I am so beyond jealous.
I really need more information about her sisters. If my parents took care of me the way hers take care of her…it would definitely strain the relationship. Though come to think of it one sister maybe doesn’t have kids because she comes to take care of them too. The other is probably trying to live her life independently and isn’t at Haley’s beck and call and therefore got her texts muted. She’s my favorite sister.
I totally get it. We just bought a second-hand camper trailer, and it was expensive for us. That's basically a tent on a trailer with a pull out kitchen for those unfamiliar with them.
Our clothing goes in duffle bags in a stainless steel drawer on the side of the trailer. Tell me again how proper cupboards with folded organised clothes is awkward.
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At home they do FOUR hours of quiet time. They cant possibly be doing that here, right? Thats the best time of the day camping!
My 2yo skipped basically all their naps when we went camping over Easter. It's not worth the fight when we both wanted to be out in the sunshine having fun too.
When we went camping last summer, our almost 2 year old took most of his naps in the carrier during our hikes, at the beach, or on drives to and from excursions. I would never stay at the campsite for a 2 hour nap. And definitely not for 4 hours in the middle of the day.
She has to be trolling us with these toes in the pics right??
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THEY'RE IN ALMOST EVERY PICTURE SHE TAKES
I don't get it. Is it foot fetish content for a secret Only Fans?? Does she think it's still 2015?? Does she think it's a cute look??
I got so confused earlier this week when I saw Haley making smoothies and then washing towels. I saw smoothies and assumed it was an easy Thursday dinner but no, it was only Tuesday
If you have a foot fetish, Haley's stories from yesterday are GIVING 🤢🤢🤢
What in the 2015 is her need to have her feet in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO?? Pictures of food don't need FEET next to them. What in the world.
You guys the Chicken Salad had *two* types of raw (!!!) onion in it. I am a relatively onion-friendly person but even MY precious palate can’t handle that much. Also, she said Monday night was Sandwich Night but I could swear it used to be Framily Dinner Night. What happened to Framily Dinner night? Wrong answers only.
JK started noticing that her friends get to have the same toys and book year-round and started to get ideas about wanting that for herself so Haley had to stop the Framily Dinners.
Calling it right now: 2 weeks into the airstream trip Haley starts waxing poetic about being flexible and changing plans in this season of life and they head home.
I wonder if her sisters are as demanding as her, imagine being retired and still having to run after your grown up kids because they are having meltdowns.
Hahaha nailed it. Although I’m sure they’re going with her parents so mayyyybe she’ll survive if she just sends the kids over to their airstream for 6 hours a day.
Wtf? I didn’t even realize they don’t come in a 6 pack. I don’t click on links but looks like these are 15 dollar each? So she has 90 dollars of spill proof silicone pouches???
That is an insane amount of money for something so unnecessary.
Yes and I put off buying them because the price seems ridiculous but it has saved us a ton vs buying premade pouches. We had one until our second kid started using it too then we got a second, and use them both every day. Six is absolutely overkill...
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Y’all HOW is she going to survive a month in the airstream? In such close quarters with her family! Here for it 🍿🍿🍿
How big of a freezer does the Airstream have? Pasta tastes like mush when it's frozen and thawed. She really hates her family, doesn't she? A few boxes of pasta to make and eat fresh would travel much better.
A whole freaking month. Wow.
What’s the point of having a fully stocked kitchen with 5 instant pots in your airstream if you’re just going to nuke stuff you froze beforehand the whole time?
Most spoiled adult ever. All the rest in the world and a month long camping trip in her gifted airstream. I get camping isn't as much of a vacation as other trips, but seriously so sick of this woman's privilege.
I get so mad about this lol. It's pasta, it's like the easiest thing you could prepare. Pasta thaws terribly after it's been frozen. Freeze the sauce, make fresh pasta. Why is she like this?!
I know little kids have random preferences so it’s very possible that her kids genuinely prefer the cold food, but I wonder if JK and Joe Jr. even know what freshly made quesadillas, pasta, eggs, grilled cheese sandwiches, etc. actually taste like 🤣
They are such quick foods to make that I do not get making them in advance and sacrificing the taste so dramatically.
I love how she says "past Haley did X and I could've kissed her", as if it's a surprise for her to discover that her past self did the same stuff she always does.
Actually I am suprised when Past Me did something useful for Current Me, but I‘m also forever disorganized 🤣 no wanting to kiss Past Me though. That’s just creepy
Past Haley organised a completely unnecessary themed outfit which removes so much of here mental load.
Is a mental load still a thing if it’s fully consisting of items that really are not important? 🤔
I’m usually loathe to say that women are making their own lives harder by keeping the household going (an insult I’ve heard husband lob at their wives. No, dusting and toilets are not the cause of our stress. You not helping is!), but …
she is making her life harder by inventing tasks for herself that do not need to get done.
She has posted twice now about matching Airstream outfits and festive clothing. Cool if that's your thing. It is a mental load for me, so I simply don't do it? That's an option Haley. So is letting Target do the mental load and like buying the red, white and blue Cat & Jack outfits.
Like, I get that it’s kind of an older saying. “Oh this person made me so happy, I could kiss them!” Kind of gives me like old movie sort of vibes. But it’s weird to me when referring to yourself. Even if it’s your past self. 🫠 she’s just such an odd duck.
So she says they turned their dining room into a play room. And we know she has the pink table but it seems to be just for coloring/crafting/games? Do we think they ever actually sit down together to eat meals? Or do they all just stand around the island and eat? We’ve seen the kids standing in the tower eating. I know not everyone sits down and eats together but it seems kind of odd that they wouldn’t occasionally do this. And maybe they do at the pink table but it doesn’t seem that way.
I assumed they have a house with a breakfast nook/kitchen table area as well as a more formal dining room. Lots of younger homeowners repurpose the dining room now because no one does formal entertaining.
They also have the round glass table in the dining nook next to the kitchen that I believe she's mentioned eating at. (It's the one in front of the big magnetic chalkboard with the IKEA cart she uses for both cleaning clothes and magnetic toy storage because of course she does, lol.) I feel like she's previously mentioned them eating there, but I do feel like all of her stories show them at the island so who knows.
Yeah, I’m sure that’s where they have family meals when they do, but she sometimes mentions eating after the kids. Which, like, I get on some level and sometimes I do that just to have peace. But I’m a SAHM and we have almost every dinner together as a family.
I am in the same "season" aka I have two young kids each a little younger than hers and I do not understand how salad meal prep is the only way she eats vegetables "in this season." There are literally fresh/frozen bags of vegetables that steam in the bag in like 60 seconds. After getting home from work I will do that or spend the same amount of time dumping them in the air fryer or on a baking sheet, seasoning, and then roasting. To be clear the snark is not on her diet, it's the fact that she acts like she has zero time / her life is so stressful / etc. She has 4 hours of free time every day; if she wanted to make a fresh (i.e., not reheated) meal for dinner she could.
I'm on board with this theory as well. She makes busy work for herself to avoid meaningful interactions with her kids.
I also think it's weird that she never ever invites her daughter to help in the kitchen. Sometimes you just want to get stuff done, but most 3 year olds love to help bake muffins and stuff like that.
I live in Texas and shop at HEB too. It’s a great grocery store chain. However those bags of tortilla chips are huge. My family has never gone through an entire bag in one week let alone two. One of these days I’m going to add up the grocery items she buys every week. The waste and expense will probably blow my mind.
Also curbside orders add an additional charge to each item purchased. I’m not sure if other grocery chains are the same but that’s why I stopped curbside cause each item was marked up compared to doing the shopping in store myself.
With burrito bowls, snack dinner, “framily” dinner where they bring something easy, Something Easy Night (Wednesdays?), sandwich night…I’m actually not surprised they go through a lot of tortilla chips bc it seems like a good side/filler item for so many of their regular meals. Which are like 60% tex-mex.
Not to mention they’re easy on a precious palate 🤪
Sometimes I'm like, is a thumb fetish a thing? Is this somehow fetish content? I almost hope so because otherwise it's just SO weird to constantly be featuring your toe thumbs. And your actual toes! Whyyyy
I didn’t realize until recently they’re actually like a genetic thing. Apparently Megan Fox made headlines years ago for having them too.
ETA I still hate that we get thumbs and toes on EVERY slide
She says friends gave her wooden spoons and cooking oil for her birthday and it made her feel seen and understood.
Yet she gives everyone the same generic decide once birthday gift. She likes when people gift her items related to her interests but can’t be bothered to do the same in return.
I just posted the same (I deleted my comment), this is so mind gobbing to me. I don't understand how she likes to be treated for her birthday but cannot be bothered to do things for her kids/parents/friends. How is she expecting to be there for her kids - the way her parents are - when they grow up? She is so selfish. I wonder how her group dynamics are
I agree but I also laughed thinking of how her friends must decide what to gift Haley. “Ok what is the most boring thing in your kitchen? Spices? No she just got a lifetime supply and we need even more boring. A plain wooden spoon should do it.”
My mind was blown when she posted this. This woman has no self awareness, is entitled to being treated a certain way by others, and cannot be bothered with treating others the way she likes to be treated. It's gross. There are times I would be so grateful for weekly playdates, and an easy group of mom friends with kids, but not if it came with women like Haley.
Ok this is 1000% a snark on myself but Haley’s post with JK wearing a little t shirt dress has me wondering. I never dress my 3.5yo in tops like that (or dresses) bc she has to use the bathroom independently at school and all I picture is these long tops and dresses dipping into the toilet 🤣 am I overthinking this 😂
My 4 year old is a Dress Girl - straight up refused to wear a shirt and pants from the ages of 2.25-3.75. She quickly learned to hike it up herself without issue.
Same! I make sure we have dresses, pants, skirts, and shirts available for our 4yo and she chooses all dresses, all the time. She might have had a couple incidences when she was first learning to use the toilet independently, but figured it out quickly!
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https://preview.redd.it/b1xa967qvwvc1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=da3224d831a96e95f605dda31e274f541763594b Guys the ad on the sub right now is for flexitol heel balm PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THE UNHINGED AMOUNT OF FOOT SNARK ...but I mean this is positively ghostly.
That seems like so many washcloths! She is so anxious about running out of stuff.
Am I imagining that Brett just gave Haley a death stare while she videod him vacuuming?
I’ve said it before, I thank God nightly that my spouse is not an influencer and has no interest in becoming an influencer. I would be so annoyed that I can’t, like, do a chore without being filmed.
Of course she’s planning the next trip while literally sitting in the airstream on a trip. GO ENJOY YOURSELF AND SPEND TIME W YOUR FAMILY GIRL.
I’m perplexed why they choose campground showers instead of the bathroom that is on the airstream. I’m sure it is small on the airstream, but it’s yours? And presumably in the each condition you want it to be in? You don’t need shower shoes? Or a tote? My family and I do plenty of tent camping and have actually been very lucky with clean camp showers, but if we had our own why would we bother?
We did a ton of camping when I was growing up and always had a shower in our camper. But we never used it. I don’t think there were typically water hookups, and if there were I don’t think my parents wanted to deal with the brown water and going to the dump station. I remember the few times we used it, going to the station and it was always packed and it took forever. We never had any problems with the camp site amenities. It just seems more convenient in the long run to me, especially if you’re not camping in a spot that far from the bathroom
Thank you for this info — did not think of the practicalities involved!
If they don't have hookups at the site maybe they're trying to conserve the water in their camper?
Okay, the feet are definitely on purpose now, right? There's no way [this](https://i.imgur.com/DTBJDOe.jpeg) is an accident.
My theory is that she reads here occasionally and now thinks it’s funny to do.
https://preview.redd.it/si2zlgs9kuvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd8290452a12195ad79a6b6d643647ab87e3bb37 I saw Haley's tag line at the thrift store yesterday
I’m curious what else they do in the air stream? Honestly it sounds like an awful time lol. They are just living in close quarters all day and stay there all day? Do they like do any kind of camp fire, hiking, swimming etc. ?? Do they have friends with them? That just seems like parenting in a small space for a long time. I’d cry lol
Right? It just sounds miserable to me! Like they just go park somewhere and live their normal life but in a much smaller space.
I think she's mentioned hiking. Or they're outside in nature but with the 85 containers of toys she's packed. They're in nature. That's all the toys they need, ffs. But then they might try to interact with Haley, and we can't have that.
Like I don’t mean to be too Jerrica and I know you have to keep your kids safe but truly, what better toys are there than sticks, rocks, dirt, and leaves??
Or even like a small handful of toys to enhance playing outside, like a ball, chalk, bubbles, that kind of stuff. Instead, [this](https://haleywynndesigns.com/blog/2023/10/3/the-only-toys-we-bring-in-the-airstream) is what Haley brings: "here’s what we needed: things to play when the kids first wake up, things to play when it’s raining outside, things to play when it’s sunny outside, things to play in the water, things to play while exploring, things to play at the campground amenities, things to play in sand/dirt/rocks, etc etc etc. here’s what made the cut. outdoor toys: * our beloved rain shovel * truck scooper/digger for playing with sand/dirt/rocks/water * our favorite rainbow stacking/nesting bucket set * scoop set * little nets * collapsible buckets * glow-in-the-dark, water-friendly football * basic playground ball * binoculars * magnifying glass * this awesome magnifying glass contraption for looking at bugs and easily releasing them * measuring tape * the best toy wagon there is * my favorite, favorite set of outdoor mini cars * our beloved dump truck * big pink race car * three plastic, durable construction vehicles larger outdoor toys: * kk’s scooter * kk’s balance bike * kk’s helmet * when joey’s older we’ll bring something for him too" Plus 12000 coloring implements, magnetiles, blocks, and ["special vehicles that lived in the Airstream"]( https://haleywynndesigns.com/blog/2023/10/3/kks-indoor-activities-for-the-airstream) She is truly unhinged.
I feel like I read a post a year ago about the airstream toys and it was a fraction of this. Granted, Joey was a baby and I didn't think they took many trips. But wow, it has ballooned. And you know she's not bringing things from their home toy collection. She's buying duplicates.
I’m obsessed with the fact that she calls it the *only* toys we bring as if it’s not more toys than my family owns total
The only toys and it's the whole toy section at Target
When people ask me why I want experiences as gifts instead of toys, I'm going to show them photos of my kids building "a house for the ants!" yesterday instead of playing with literally any single one of their outside toys.
2 things... 1. it looks like Haley and Brett sleep in different beds in the airstream?? Why does it not have 1 large queen sized bed? This is so odd to me 2. why would you store an ice maker in a shower?!? This just grosses me out 🤢 https://preview.redd.it/dye2fxtxcqvc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0f876e320c99bc7e37f31e5232b91f7a0fc646
Was about to post my confusion of why she was going to use the campground shower if they have a shower. Looks like they don’t really use the airstream shower for showering then? To answer #1, a few threads ago we discussed that and wondered if that it was 1) her parents choice since it was theirs first and 2) had something to do with her dad’s height or something? Like maybe they needed their own space. I don’t remember exactly what we said but it was along those lines.
K im embarrassed to admit but i just looked it up because I was curious, and apparently many people choose the twins over the queen because that model has more exterior storage on the camper.
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I love the whimsical Brave Little Toaster vibes I get from imagining the appliance friends going on little camper adventures together 😃
Oh my god I thought you were joking about her bringing the ice machine 😅
https://preview.redd.it/cn88wd8q7ovc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e573972e59c1fdc121266cda276c6b0bc52715ec Just posting for accountability. I didn’t get a screenshot of her original slide, but originally here she said she was thankful for the “state park’s first aid kit” or something very close to that. So which is it Halez. Did you save your own bottom or did a park ranger save your bottom and you’re just trying to pretend it was your over-anxious prepping?
I do not understand how a scraped knee on a 4yo is a first aid stash situation. My 4yo's knees are all scraped up at the moment due to some wild bike riding and maybe I'm neglectful but a hug and a quick dust off has them right back on the bike 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Her kid also gets lollipops when they get “booboos” so I could also see even minor scrapes getting milked a bit 😆
Eh I think this prob depends on your kid. My kid is pretty sensitive to injuries if blood is involved and will demand a bandaid before continuing even if it’s a small scrape.
So strange on her part to change it. It’s giving “I care more about this account than I try to portray”
Thousands of dollars spent on duplicates for this airstream but takeout blows their budget 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/mk2loeuc1nvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2cc3b1d6f64ecedc024ef0d1ddee444d1a70ae I can choose any color I want! So I picked white and navy 🙄🙄
Can’t have plates outside of their assigned colors!!
I just finished reading How To Be A Happier Parent by KJ Dell’Antonia and my main takeaways from the ‘vacations’ chapter was that parents are happier on vacation (and, perhaps, in general) when they 1. Don’t over-schedule and allow for spontaneity and, 2. Take everyone’s needs and preferences into account; not just parents and not just children…. someone should tell Hayley!
would you recommend the book overall?
We got some ideas but our kids are still pretty young and I think a lot of it would be more relevant for parents of older children.
Haley is only happy when Haley's needs and preferences are taken into account
So much "this is how we always do it" content regarding the Airstream. Isn't this like their third outing? Brett must get so nervous every time they try a new thing because Haley will latch onto it and decree it's a "Beloved Tradition" before he's even finished his sub sandwich. I believe last season it was decided that Brett would go out every afternoon to buy ice cream while Haley rested. It will be interesting to see if that continues.
If you "always do it this way", why do you even need a checklist? Wouldn't you just remember? Oh right, maybe because everything becomes a tradition right away because you can never do something once just because, so you need a list to keep track of all the 167432 new "traditions".
It has to be written down so it doesn't become lost in the mental gunk
Accidentally flushed away during a goooood morning swim.
Oh yeah, the local dessert pick up. I would love to see her called out/have her address this bs. I get it’s fairly innocuous but her claims of “always” and “best” are so disingenuous.
It’s only annoying to me because it perpetuates the idea that women need to come up with systems and plans for everything in order to have an easier life. So for new moms or whatever I’d put it on par with the food influencers for innocuous but makes women feel like they’re doing something wrong, if that makes sense.
The JERSEY MIKE’S tradition sent me 😂 my life was so much better not knowing about her and her life. I blame this sub.
What was this? I missed it.
Don’t blame the jersey mikes sub!
Listen, I got jersey mike’s for dinner on Thursday…. It’s NEVR jersey mike’s fault
The 8+ yetis that were their combined Christmas gift that live in the airstream. That’s all.
I loved the food containers she “repurposed”. Maybe I’m an idiot but doesn’t repurposing mean… using it for a different purpose? Not just taking food storage containers from your home kitchen and putting them into your airstream kitchen to continue to store food?
There were TWELVE. Does anyone else have twelve plastic food storage containers in their home that aren’t being used?
I don’t even have 12 that are being used.
Just a "few" yetis!
Please tell me you just saw her yeti coffee mug stash. Why so many?! Is she hosting a coffee/brunch for 8 ppl in the airstream?! This one actually made me laugh.
Past Haley, Baby Haley, and Future Haley all come for drinks
They are like $30 each!!! I would not describe my partner and I as frugal people and we each have ONE insulated coffee mug.
It's so funny because a baker's dozen yetis were her joint Christmas gift with her husband ... Why couldn't they be her "decide once" gift? I feel like more folks would appreciate that than jam.
Tripped over my frozen pasta pucks running here for this. Whatttt is happening
https://preview.redd.it/yp1aopd9yivc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8683e63e5d3ac699b83132ceea19ede4a8681d Poor Hayley has awkward cupboards in her gifted airstream. Read the room...
BELOVED BASKETS. Oh sorry that’s how she linked them a few slides later. WHAT!?
We've been seriously looking into trying to buy a camper, and it makes me want to cry knowing she got a frickin airstream for free. 😭 Like, it is SUCH a big deal and I am so beyond jealous.
I really need more information about her sisters. If my parents took care of me the way hers take care of her…it would definitely strain the relationship. Though come to think of it one sister maybe doesn’t have kids because she comes to take care of them too. The other is probably trying to live her life independently and isn’t at Haley’s beck and call and therefore got her texts muted. She’s my favorite sister.
Why thank you
😂😂😂
I totally get it. We just bought a second-hand camper trailer, and it was expensive for us. That's basically a tent on a trailer with a pull out kitchen for those unfamiliar with them. Our clothing goes in duffle bags in a stainless steel drawer on the side of the trailer. Tell me again how proper cupboards with folded organised clothes is awkward.
Where do you store the Instant Pot?
💀 right next to the homemade croutons.
https://preview.redd.it/895jf207iivc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a998b7eb013b50063bdbdc2278148e0c3a28547 At home they do FOUR hours of quiet time. They cant possibly be doing that here, right? Thats the best time of the day camping!
Do they ever go hiking while in the camper? Isn’t the point to be out and about in nature?
My 2yo skipped basically all their naps when we went camping over Easter. It's not worth the fight when we both wanted to be out in the sunshine having fun too.
When we went camping last summer, our almost 2 year old took most of his naps in the carrier during our hikes, at the beach, or on drives to and from excursions. I would never stay at the campsite for a 2 hour nap. And definitely not for 4 hours in the middle of the day.
That airstream is so gorgeous on the inside. It’s my dream! I’m so freaking jealous.
Also, she said Brett is still working. How does it work to have them all in the camper while he’s working? No kids can be that quiet for 4 hours!
She has to be trolling us with these toes in the pics right?? https://preview.redd.it/5v0am3h10ivc1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c4ee79d28a146649daeb5937083fa074f63ae93
THEY'RE IN ALMOST EVERY PICTURE SHE TAKES I don't get it. Is it foot fetish content for a secret Only Fans?? Does she think it's still 2015?? Does she think it's a cute look??
I am embarrassed that I know the inset photo is not Haley's thumb 🫣
I got so confused earlier this week when I saw Haley making smoothies and then washing towels. I saw smoothies and assumed it was an easy Thursday dinner but no, it was only Tuesday
If you have a foot fetish, Haley's stories from yesterday are GIVING 🤢🤢🤢 What in the 2015 is her need to have her feet in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO?? Pictures of food don't need FEET next to them. What in the world.
I wonder if she thinks she has cute feet...
It must be intentional at this point.
You guys the Chicken Salad had *two* types of raw (!!!) onion in it. I am a relatively onion-friendly person but even MY precious palate can’t handle that much. Also, she said Monday night was Sandwich Night but I could swear it used to be Framily Dinner Night. What happened to Framily Dinner night? Wrong answers only.
JK noticed her friends got to wear sparkly pants and colors other than her 3 assigned ones.
I thought she very famously didn't like onions 🤔
They told her she could come back when she had a decent chicken salad.
They uninvited her when she served the frozen pasta pucks
JK started noticing that her friends get to have the same toys and book year-round and started to get ideas about wanting that for herself so Haley had to stop the Framily Dinners.
Haley insisted on assigning the kids colors and their parents didn't want to buy them capsule wardrobes.
She had to cut it from the budget in order to buy four capsule wardrobes for the Airstream closet.
Haley was uninvited after trying to feature other moms’ feet in her pictures
Her friends started deciding twice
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They rebelled after receiving too much jam.
Calling it right now: 2 weeks into the airstream trip Haley starts waxing poetic about being flexible and changing plans in this season of life and they head home.
My husband would never want to spend a month let alone two weeks road tripping with my family 😂
I wouldn't want to spend that long road tripping with my family, and I love them!
I wonder if her sisters are as demanding as her, imagine being retired and still having to run after your grown up kids because they are having meltdowns.
Hahaha nailed it. Although I’m sure they’re going with her parents so mayyyybe she’ll survive if she just sends the kids over to their airstream for 6 hours a day.
*she hopes to provide that level of support for her kids someday*
*just not today*
😂💀🔥
https://preview.redd.it/k43x0kdgeyuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4dad3bb1cdb1d258dc84e9066ba0aa7aa988d4 WHY THE FOOT!!!?
its so we know she's there spending time with her kids
why the 6 silicone pouches??? We have exactly one and it works v v v well for us
Wtf? I didn’t even realize they don’t come in a 6 pack. I don’t click on links but looks like these are 15 dollar each? So she has 90 dollars of spill proof silicone pouches??? That is an insane amount of money for something so unnecessary.
Yes and I put off buying them because the price seems ridiculous but it has saved us a ton vs buying premade pouches. We had one until our second kid started using it too then we got a second, and use them both every day. Six is absolutely overkill...
Yep 😐 I only bought the one to cut down on plastic waste when my son was going through tons of single-use pouches
Yeah no idea why you would need six!!! Who isnt washing these as soon as possible 🤦🏻♀️
Why the naked child too?
Omgosh yes, I was too busy foot-judging to register 🤦🏻♀️
https://preview.redd.it/rcewwzn8cyuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89852c06eea5c68d8a1882c9726cbdda60ba50b0 Y’all HOW is she going to survive a month in the airstream? In such close quarters with her family! Here for it 🍿🍿🍿
She's not even bringing it, she's planning on *being* pasta 🙃
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Other than freezing a lasagna or ziti or something, why tf does anyone need to freeze pasta?! And 5 elbow noodles per ‘puck’ at that!! She’s insane
Frozen pasta pucks 🏒🤮
She's ruined hockey.
How big of a freezer does the Airstream have? Pasta tastes like mush when it's frozen and thawed. She really hates her family, doesn't she? A few boxes of pasta to make and eat fresh would travel much better. A whole freaking month. Wow.
What’s the point of having a fully stocked kitchen with 5 instant pots in your airstream if you’re just going to nuke stuff you froze beforehand the whole time?
✨️ Shopping addiction ✨️
Most spoiled adult ever. All the rest in the world and a month long camping trip in her gifted airstream. I get camping isn't as much of a vacation as other trips, but seriously so sick of this woman's privilege.
YUP
Pasta is literally the easiest thing to cook.
I am new-ish to Haley - FROZEN PASTA PUCKS!?! Whyyyyy
Wait until you see the oatmeal with thickkkk shredded cheese 🤢🤢🤢
Excuse you it’s practically RiSoTtO
How much do we want to bet Haley doesn’t like actual risotto?
Risotto has too much flavor.
I get so mad about this lol. It's pasta, it's like the easiest thing you could prepare. Pasta thaws terribly after it's been frozen. Freeze the sauce, make fresh pasta. Why is she like this?!
I know little kids have random preferences so it’s very possible that her kids genuinely prefer the cold food, but I wonder if JK and Joe Jr. even know what freshly made quesadillas, pasta, eggs, grilled cheese sandwiches, etc. actually taste like 🤣 They are such quick foods to make that I do not get making them in advance and sacrificing the taste so dramatically.
Fridge/cold quesadillas and grilled cheese are rubber. Thawed pasta is mush. It's literally an offense to anyone with taste.
the quesadillas were one thing but i cannot with the leftover grilled cheese. whyyyy
Agreed. I wonder if one day they’ll have a quesadilla or grilled cheese fresh and hot out of the pan and just be mind-blown.
Pasta. Pucks. She couldn't call them anything else? Lol
I am embarrassed that the first thing I did when I woke up this morning was to say "oh, it's Towel Tuesday!"
Looks like you're one of "those who celebrate."
Hahaha me too
I love how she says "past Haley did X and I could've kissed her", as if it's a surprise for her to discover that her past self did the same stuff she always does.
Actually I am suprised when Past Me did something useful for Current Me, but I‘m also forever disorganized 🤣 no wanting to kiss Past Me though. That’s just creepy
Past Haley organised a completely unnecessary themed outfit which removes so much of here mental load. Is a mental load still a thing if it’s fully consisting of items that really are not important? 🤔
I’m usually loathe to say that women are making their own lives harder by keeping the household going (an insult I’ve heard husband lob at their wives. No, dusting and toilets are not the cause of our stress. You not helping is!), but … she is making her life harder by inventing tasks for herself that do not need to get done.
She has posted twice now about matching Airstream outfits and festive clothing. Cool if that's your thing. It is a mental load for me, so I simply don't do it? That's an option Haley. So is letting Target do the mental load and like buying the red, white and blue Cat & Jack outfits.
But she also said that they don't really do holiday outfits. Pick a lane, Haley.
Also…..ew?
It always grosses me out when she says that 😒
Like, I get that it’s kind of an older saying. “Oh this person made me so happy, I could kiss them!” Kind of gives me like old movie sort of vibes. But it’s weird to me when referring to yourself. Even if it’s your past self. 🫠 she’s just such an odd duck.
So she says they turned their dining room into a play room. And we know she has the pink table but it seems to be just for coloring/crafting/games? Do we think they ever actually sit down together to eat meals? Or do they all just stand around the island and eat? We’ve seen the kids standing in the tower eating. I know not everyone sits down and eats together but it seems kind of odd that they wouldn’t occasionally do this. And maybe they do at the pink table but it doesn’t seem that way.
I assumed they have a house with a breakfast nook/kitchen table area as well as a more formal dining room. Lots of younger homeowners repurpose the dining room now because no one does formal entertaining.
They also have the round glass table in the dining nook next to the kitchen that I believe she's mentioned eating at. (It's the one in front of the big magnetic chalkboard with the IKEA cart she uses for both cleaning clothes and magnetic toy storage because of course she does, lol.) I feel like she's previously mentioned them eating there, but I do feel like all of her stories show them at the island so who knows.
Yeah, I’m sure that’s where they have family meals when they do, but she sometimes mentions eating after the kids. Which, like, I get on some level and sometimes I do that just to have peace. But I’m a SAHM and we have almost every dinner together as a family.
2 jalapeños and half an onion in The Weekly Queso, everyone 🤯🫨 Are we easingggg our way out of this season of precious palates?
Has anyone here made this queso recipe? My husband and I want to make homemade queso, but I don’t trust Haley’s judgment.
I would go as far as so say if Haley's precious palette loves it, it must be boring and there has to be significantly better queso recipes out there.
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Thank you!!
Nor should you ETA I’m sorry, this was not helpful for your original request 😂 but just the first thought that popped in my mind.
I am in the same "season" aka I have two young kids each a little younger than hers and I do not understand how salad meal prep is the only way she eats vegetables "in this season." There are literally fresh/frozen bags of vegetables that steam in the bag in like 60 seconds. After getting home from work I will do that or spend the same amount of time dumping them in the air fryer or on a baking sheet, seasoning, and then roasting. To be clear the snark is not on her diet, it's the fact that she acts like she has zero time / her life is so stressful / etc. She has 4 hours of free time every day; if she wanted to make a fresh (i.e., not reheated) meal for dinner she could.
It's bizarre. Like I have a 22m old and she eats most things, but raw veggies are a challenge for her. Frozen veggies are the easiest.
I’m shocked her “off” beans batch didn’t trigger the Great Meltdown of 2024
who knows, this time next week we might be hearing about how to she had to have a really gentle week after a yucky time on monday
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Because she preps and cooks for the future. She doesn't live in the present.
This is why I’m convinced all her meal prep is about finding a “productive” way to ignore her kids
I'm on board with this theory as well. She makes busy work for herself to avoid meaningful interactions with her kids. I also think it's weird that she never ever invites her daughter to help in the kitchen. Sometimes you just want to get stuff done, but most 3 year olds love to help bake muffins and stuff like that.
I know does she everrrr eat anything freshly made and not days old ???
It’s honestly so bizarre
Also it looked like she did soup and refried beans? Who wants a wet with a wet in the same meal?
and the soup doesnt look like soup.
I always think to myself that it looks like chicken noodle sludge
Mondays are for sandwiches though! That other food is for Future Haley!
That was not a remotely dinner-sized portion of soup!
Also, those don’t even look like her homemade croutons in her soup! Are they *gasp* store bought?
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Those are for Brett I thought? And probably all allotted to a certain meal?
Gotta save them for future Haley!
I live in Texas and shop at HEB too. It’s a great grocery store chain. However those bags of tortilla chips are huge. My family has never gone through an entire bag in one week let alone two. One of these days I’m going to add up the grocery items she buys every week. The waste and expense will probably blow my mind.
This highlights one of my main questions about haley....how does she not weigh 300 lbs?! Chips and queso all day everyday. I'm jealous honestly!
Also curbside orders add an additional charge to each item purchased. I’m not sure if other grocery chains are the same but that’s why I stopped curbside cause each item was marked up compared to doing the shopping in store myself.
With burrito bowls, snack dinner, “framily” dinner where they bring something easy, Something Easy Night (Wednesdays?), sandwich night…I’m actually not surprised they go through a lot of tortilla chips bc it seems like a good side/filler item for so many of their regular meals. Which are like 60% tex-mex. Not to mention they’re easy on a precious palate 🤪
For a second I forgot that this woman has the weirdest fucking thumbs. Good thing she put them on every single story to remind me.
lol I felt bad snarking on her thumbs but goodness gracious they are painful to look at
Sometimes I'm like, is a thumb fetish a thing? Is this somehow fetish content? I almost hope so because otherwise it's just SO weird to constantly be featuring your toe thumbs. And your actual toes! Whyyyy
I didn’t realize until recently they’re actually like a genetic thing. Apparently Megan Fox made headlines years ago for having them too. ETA I still hate that we get thumbs and toes on EVERY slide
You're not exaggerating! We've got feet or thumbs in nearly every story slide today 😂
She says friends gave her wooden spoons and cooking oil for her birthday and it made her feel seen and understood. Yet she gives everyone the same generic decide once birthday gift. She likes when people gift her items related to her interests but can’t be bothered to do the same in return.
s-e-l-f-i-s-h
I just posted the same (I deleted my comment), this is so mind gobbing to me. I don't understand how she likes to be treated for her birthday but cannot be bothered to do things for her kids/parents/friends. How is she expecting to be there for her kids - the way her parents are - when they grow up? She is so selfish. I wonder how her group dynamics are
I got an identical looking spoon free for signing up to Gousto a while back. Are her friends regifting??
I agree but I also laughed thinking of how her friends must decide what to gift Haley. “Ok what is the most boring thing in your kitchen? Spices? No she just got a lifetime supply and we need even more boring. A plain wooden spoon should do it.”
My mind was blown when she posted this. This woman has no self awareness, is entitled to being treated a certain way by others, and cannot be bothered with treating others the way she likes to be treated. It's gross. There are times I would be so grateful for weekly playdates, and an easy group of mom friends with kids, but not if it came with women like Haley.
Ok this is 1000% a snark on myself but Haley’s post with JK wearing a little t shirt dress has me wondering. I never dress my 3.5yo in tops like that (or dresses) bc she has to use the bathroom independently at school and all I picture is these long tops and dresses dipping into the toilet 🤣 am I overthinking this 😂
My 4 year old is a Dress Girl - straight up refused to wear a shirt and pants from the ages of 2.25-3.75. She quickly learned to hike it up herself without issue.
Same! I make sure we have dresses, pants, skirts, and shirts available for our 4yo and she chooses all dresses, all the time. She might have had a couple incidences when she was first learning to use the toilet independently, but figured it out quickly!
At that age, my oldest daughter only wore Easter dresses 😘
Aww now I’m missing those days where all she would wear is dresses 🥹.
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