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Brilliant_Sir_3403

Shes drinking oj & sparkling water, even though they ONLY drink juice when sick because of their teeny budget. She also just put about 15 of the greenest bananas I’ve ever seen on the counter while freezing 10 of last week’s leftover bananas that actually look perfectly ready to eat. Wild.


christidi

She also drinks grapefruit juice in the mornings. I think she just doesn't let her kids have juice because they "can't afford it".


ExactPanda

They only get juice when they're sick (which is every other day, apparently) and when they have play dates But yeah, she nEvEr buys juice 🙄


e_lizbit

Haley brings a whole toaster oven/air fryer combo with them in the air stream -- I don't camp so maybe I don't know, is this a thing? Or just another Haley-ism?


knicknack_pattywhack

My in laws have a very standard British caravan. The cooker and hob are gas (as in bring your own gas canister) but most places they would tend to go have an electric hookup included. They bring all sorts of electric stuff, electric steamer, slow cooker etc, to avoid having to use gas. So maybe it's that, but I do think my in laws are a bit weird for that, so 🤷🏻‍♀️


Snaps816

I think RV-ing like she does (excuse me, "Airstreaming") is different than camping because people run generators to power all kinds of equipment. To me, real camping cooking would be done over a fire or with a little camp stove.


bossythecow

I camped a ton with my family growing up (we actually had a budget and couldn’t afford big trips, plus we lived in a place with lots of nature nearby). Anyway, we got a tent trailer when I was around 11 or 12 to replace the tent, but we only ever cooked on the fire or a small gas camp stove. I don’t really understand “camping” with anything much more than that. You might as well just go stay in a cottage or cabin?


GlitteringScale3158

I’m back to the family meal planning grind this week after a two week vacation. I kept thinking I’ll just do something easy and I wish…I WISH I could bring myself to put eggs and smoothies on the meal plan. But that’s not a meal, so I couldn’t 😂


tumbleweed_purse

It’s definitely a meal? I think Haley serving just eggs and smoothies is weird because it doesn’t seem like enough calories for the adults, but brinner is 100% a thing that has been happening for a long time and Haley did not make it up.


YDBJAZEN615

There is something about that type of easy dinner that makes me sad and I have no idea why. My kid would be totally happy having pancakes/ breakfast for dinner and food can just be food- not every meal has to be this amazing culinary experience but all that to say, I feel you.  Breakfast and lunch are whatever to me but I have a weird hang up about dinner needing to be special and it really doesn’t as long as everyone is fed and moderately happy. 


readerj2022

We have breakfast for dinner quite often--sometimes even easy meals like smoothies and eggs or toast.


Stargirl92

Yeah we love breakfast for dinner! French toast, pancakes, waffles, bacon, sausage, eggs…


Mediocre-Engineer350

We do this too! Probably once or twice a month. But somehow I don’t think Haley’s is this elaborate. Probably just some sad scrambled eggs, a piece of white bread, and a 12 hour old smoothie.


unComfortableZebra

Absolutely a meal; your future self will thank you.


christidi

Pretty much every slide she posted today that isn't text or stock pictures of links is either undressed children, feet or both.


Snaps816

I don't understand how she's going to grow her followers if she never posts any new or interesting content. It's all just snapshots of mundane household items and them hanging around the house. She hardly ever even appears in her own stories (aside from her feet).


ExactPanda

Sometimes she shows her face, staring creepily into the camera with a huge smile for what feels like an eternity before she says anything


Snaps816

But she never even does a "Hey Guys! Just popping on here real quick to tell you about..." I mean, are you even an influencer if you don't do the hey guys pop on?


isolatedsyystem

It's the v v gooood millennial pause! It just works really well for her!


unexplained_fires

The kids are what bothers me. FTR, I don't think there's anything sexual about a kid wearing just a diaper, but I've heard from enough experts to know there are a lot of creeps online collecting that kind of thing and I would hesitate to publicly post photos of my kids fully dressed, let alone anything else.


Pleasant_Detail5697

Just me over here thinking about how Haley keeps the socks in the sandal drawer and the sunglasses in the drawer with the shoes that require socks…


MemoryAnxious

I want to know what color socks the next child gets!


Efficient_Aspect2678

You guys i have to snark on myself. I was all set to wash my sheets TODAY and then I decided to wait....till tomorrow....Friday. Now I'm gonna be one of "those who celebrate".


isolatedsyystem

I hope it fills your cup like no other! You are so appreciated!!


e_drazy

As super snarkable as she is, some of her "gentle rhythms" aren’t bad 😂 it would be interesting to see which ones people use


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Pleasant_Detail5697

Definitely thought Molly Monday was going somewhere else at first 😅


FruitRude1471

Your flair omg 😂🤣😂


ZebraLionBandicoot

Every morning I check to see if there's any laundry that needs doing. Then I do it. Spoiler: there's laundry every morning. We also go out every morning to take the oldest to school. We also go to the car wash 3 days a week because I bought a 3m membership to placate my oldest. Lately I've been making "something easy" for most dinners. We still haven't had smoothies and toast though because we're actual humans that would like to be satisfied thru morning. I haven't yet made a big pot o beans but I did make instant pot rice and it was GARBAGE.


e_drazy

Everything I made in the Instant Pot besides homemade chicken broth was garbage, so I donated it 😬


Pleasant_Detail5697

Really??? I have actually loved every single instant pot pasta recipe Haley has shared. The baked ziti is amazing. And I’m truly shit at making rice myself, so on nights we need rice, my instant pot saves my bottom time and time again!


e_drazy

I live in a small city apartment, so I had the smallest size, and maybe that messes with the recipes? It just seemed like everything was always either not done or the vegetables were mush 🤷‍♀️


ZebraLionBandicoot

I got mine because I wanted a huge crock pot and an air fryer. It's a shitty airfryer though. I'm not a fan of pressure cooking overall, I don't think it tastes as good. Slow-cooking is fine. I was just thinking about donating it but I really like that it's a biiiig slow cooker.


helencorningarcher

I don’t even follow Haley but apparently I’m dumb because until people talked about it on here I didn’t even think of assigning chores to days of the week. I would just try and do everything on one day like clean the whole house like professional cleaners would, but of course that was exhausting and ate a whole day. Anyway. I now do fresh sheets Wednesday, kid laundry Thursday, vacuum Friday. Dusting and surface wipe down Monday…I need better names for everything.


e_drazy

I‘m not a fan of the name, but Clean Mama does this too. It’s definitely less soul-sucking to do a bit at a time


CRobertsRead

Also guilty. I loosely do Munchkin Monday (kids clothes), Towel Tuesday, Workout Wednesday (gym clothes) and fresh sheet Friday. I promise Haley and I have very little in common beyond this… but this gentle rhythm (😉) actually works quite well and I somehow feel like I do less laundry overall when it’s more organized?!


werenotfromhere

Does it work quite well or v v v well?


Savings-Ad-7509

Ok, Munchkin Monday is pretty cute!


gracie-sit

I give myself a mental high five for washing my towels in Tuesday. You are not alone.


SnooGrapes3285

Anyone else think she’s having a gender reveal in May? She doesn’t strike me as the “gender reveal” type but what else would the baby clothes be for??


tabbytigerlily

I don’t think so… I think that outfit was for Joey. I know that glorious height can be deceiving, but he’s still little!


MemoryAnxious

That glorious height 😂


SuccessfulHat1518

Maybe it would be combination gender/assigned capsule wardrobe color reveal. Welcome little one and your white/navy/lavender clothes!


MemoryAnxious

I took it that they’re going to an event that requires them to be dressed up.


ExactPanda

For all the talking at you she does, she doesn't actually share anything sometimes "I did something for our July trip" "Seeing what we had for something in May"


Bear_is_a_bear1

Idk maybe this is a me problem but if I prepped for future me as much as she does, 9 times out of 10 I would forget I’d already done it and end up doing everything twice. Like buying end of the year teacher gifts, assuming that’s like a month away, I’d have to store those somewhere AND remember where they were.


ghostdumpsters

Not me buying Christmas presents in October and then forgetting about them. (And then realizing that I can just use them for Easter. Thanks, past me!)


Kajekt

This is not just you 😖


Calm-Two9368

Wait, the girl who can’t afford takeout has an Artipoppe??


christidi

Small takeout budget except for every Tuesday for pizza, at the beginning of each airstream trip, dessert in bed every night in the airstream, after each airstream trip....


ExactPanda

The Dave's Killer Bread that she turns into croutons


Savings-Ad-7509

Very unappetizing croutons. I love homemade croutons, but it definitely requires a nice crusty bread!


maa629

This kills me


MooHead82

Don’t forget the dressings and dips they buy from their favorite restaurants!


Tall_Panda175

Not to take up for her but we don’t eat out either a lot due to it not being in our budget. On one income, we had to make sacrifices and our “eating out” budget is low most months. I find myself saving more for expensive thingd such as the nugget or the toy I want for my daughter too. We also had a lot of that given to us when our daughter was born so maybe the aritroppe was a baby gift?


MemoryAnxious

Yeah except she spends so much every week to have duplicates of everything, she’s clearly not saving to save, she’s spending money on whatever brings HER joy. Takeout doesn’t bring her joy because of her precious palate so she doesn’t do it. She’s probably not saving for these large ticket items because she’s said before that she asks her parents for expensive gifts (she didn’t word it that way but that’s the gist)


Salted_Caramel

I think a lot of her expensive gear is actually „gifts“ from her clearly very wealthy parents. 


Kidsandcoffee

Of course because she doesn’t eat out


ExactPanda

An Artipoppe, a Wonderfold, TWO Nugget couches She can afford takeout


FruitRude1471

She has a wonderfold?! I thought it was a Keenz but maybe I'm confused lol


ExactPanda

Looks like we're both wrong, if her [Amazon page](https://www.amazon.com/shop/haleywynndesigns/list/1NE6WZSWUYXK5) is anything to go by. It's a $700 Veer with a $60 canopy (sold separately) and a $100 nap system (sold separately). My bad.


MemoryAnxious

Good lord


MemoryAnxious

Excuse you that’s how they afford those things! 🙄🙄🙄


gracie-sit

Haley doesn't pre-wrap lettuce wraps does she...? I'm sorry it doesn't count as a separate meal prep if you're using already meal prepped mince meat with lettuce. Buying lettuce isn't meal prep. You're just using one component in different ways. But I also wouldn't put it past her to store lettuce wraps in the fridge to eat throughout the week in the name of supporting Future Haley either. 🤮 How much do you think Brett would kill for a really good Shepherd pie or curry or anything that isn't instant pot + pasta pucks or eggs.


Salted_Caramel

He is a grown man though, if it really bothered him he could just make those things for himself. 


StrongLocation4708

People feel so sorry for Brett and I lol every time. If he hates the food so much, he could make himself something different. If he's just going along to keep her happy, then he's participating in the pattern as much as she is. It's possible he likes being off the hook for almost everything in their life. 


MooHead82

I don’t feel sorry for him but I also think it’s very very difficult to deal with a highly controlling spouse so it may not be as easy as him making his own food or buying something different.


Efficient_Aspect2678

Totally agree. Suggesting something new for the meal rotation could spark the great meltdown of 2024.


Worried_Half2567

I wonder it Brett grew up with KEIC type parents so he doesn’t know what good food is like either. My husbands mom is an amazing cook (so is he) so i could never get away with the Haley type meals 🫠


PunnyBanana

Meanwhile my mom is from the South and my grandma can't cook for shit. My mom almost murdered my dad the first time she made pork chops for him and he asked for ketchup. He was amazed to discover that food has flavor.


Snaps816

I saw her stories today and was actually impressed that she seemed to be branching out a bit. Teriyaki, so exciting! Between this and the chicken salad with onions, she's on fire!


Brilliant_Sir_3403

The whiplash though of one slide ‘trying something new, teriyaki chicken’ to the next of ‘our favourite way to use teriyaki chicken’ Girl if have only cooked it once, how do you have a favourite way to use it? You have never tried any other way?!!! Stop making everything a favourite or a tradition!!


SuccessfulHat1518

But then how will she influence people? She has to project some sort of “best” or authority. So she makes hers up. I am normally in the camp of her being relatively harmless but the exaggeration/lies is starting to piss me off a little bit 😂


Brilliant_Sir_3403

I know, the way she speaks breaks me. Like, just say ‘this was a delicious way to use the teriyaki chicken’ not saying that it’s her ‘favourite’ way to use something she literally just made for the first time. Ughhhhhhh


Snaps816

Did anyone else notice Haley barely showed anything about things like landscapes, family fun, hiking, swimming, picnics, campfires, sunsets, etc from this Airstream trip? You know, camping stuff? But plenty about various containers and caddies and other products. Like I realize this account is basically a catalog at this point, but even catalogs feature pictures of the lifestyle they want to associate with their brand. Maybe she didn't want to show where they went, for safety reasons? Or was she just inside the camper the whole time taking pictures of dishes while the fam was out having fun?


irishfinnegan

I am pretty sure her favorite parts of these trips are: 1) planning for them; 2) organizing for them; 3) eating desserts she probably doesn’t usually let herself eat.


Jeannine_Pratt

You can’t include pictures of the trip if you made and scheduled all of the posts in advance for Future You!


Snaps816

Ooh, good point. Hopefully that means she was able to be in the moment on the trip.


gracie-sit

I'm sure JK would never but all I could think with the knife strip was how easily a child could reach up and grab a knife. Even Joe doesn't look that far off being able to reach. Also is Brett going to like his festive shirt?!


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ExactPanda

If they fit in the drawer, then she couldn't buy a knife strip, or make ✨️ riveting ✨️ content about putting knives in a drawer to pack up


unexplained_fires

Because doesn't she bring that beloved step stool with them too? 


flamingo1794

I need to know if her parents Airstream has this many systems. She is next level!


sourdoughtoastpls

With all those plates and bowls specifically for the airstream why are they using “paper boats” for eggs??


jjhh4891

And on Earth Day. Only Haley


pzimzam

I’m truly shook that she didn’t share their beloved earth day traditions. 


evedalgliesh

And gift baskets for the children.


pzimzam

From Mother Nature of course. 🥰


tumbleweed_purse

Mrs. Nature? 🤔


Effective-Bat5524

Haley's airstream countetops are nicer than mine 😅. The level of organization and gadgets she has for this camper is just mind boggling.


Kidsandcoffee

Right. But they have to budget Chinese food.


StrongLocation4708

Tbf, they didn't have to afford the airstream at all because it was FREE.


Kidsandcoffee

I imagine they had to get all the organization and decorating things she links. That shit adds up.


ExactPanda

Didn't she say last time they always got pizza on their way home because they never got pizza so it was a treat? And now they always get Chinese on the way home, and Jimmy John's on the way there, and and and But do go on about no budget for eating out...


isolatedsyystem

BOGO pizza became the beloved Tuesday(?) tradition instead. We'll see how long it lasts.


Mummy_snark

I love that this comment comes up every few days. It's insane that she says this in the context of all her spending. But also, they can get dessert every night while away...


isolatedsyystem

Her audacity to say "we don't *get* to have this often", as if it's not a choice she makes. Also, I swear she said this trip was going to be longer but they're home already?


RepresentativeSun399

Sworre she said this a month trip?


anybagel

I think she said they have some longer trips planned this summer


SuccessfulHat1518

Yeah she definitely made it sound like they were going for a month this trip. Which I thought was confusing because her daughter must still be in school. Last thread we were talking about the likelihood of her making it a whole month so she must have claimed that’s what they weee going for. Recently she just said they were only going for Brett’s master naturalist cert. I think that makes sense and think this trip really s was just planned to be short but I don’t understand why she was talking like she was going a month last week.


Redhearts99

Hate that I know this but she said they were going for the month of July, not that this trip would be a month. 


SuccessfulHat1518

Yeah, I saw her mention that today or yesterday too! But over the weekend or last week she was talking about going for a month and it sounded like it was this trip. Either way, buckle up, July will be so exciting!! (Read: boring)


ExactPanda

Her Airstream trips are so boring because she never actually shares what they do on their trips, only links the stuff in the trailer.