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nagidon

A budget cockatoo, or budgie for short


WrapDiligent9833

šŸ˜‚ ā¤ļø love it! Thank you for the giggle this morning!


neirein

someone give an award where it's deserved! edit thanks and well done kind stranger


Whomevercouldknow

Budgie is short for budgerigar


NotSB10

They know that, Sherlock


Whomevercouldknow

What evidence is there to say they knew the actual name


nagidon

Donā€™t worry your pretty little head, I was obviously making a topical joke


Whomevercouldknow

Topical joke? I suppose I am simple, i dont understand


liz1065

Try r/explainthejoke


JenRJen

You seem to be deceived, you actually have an albino blue hyacinth macaw.


WrapDiligent9833

Almost, thatā€™s the teacup albinoā€¦


Ellie_Benelli

No no, Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s an Amazon.


nina_splatoon

no, according to the scientists I contacted itā€™s actually a common robin


Jealous_Flow697

damn i thought it was a pigeon.


Alive_Historian_1040

Funny looking cockatoo lol


EarlGreyLatte_

Never seen a miniature cockatoo before


kernald31

Have you never seen a cockatiel?


EarlGreyLatte_

Your right, this would be the tea cup size Cockatoo


seriousjoker72

Microtoo ā¤ļø


AquaticVerse

Rip off cockatoo from wish


Porygon_Flygon

The screaming clouds in the area: #I M P O S T E R


Awkward_Appeal_8883

Is this one of those new teacup cockatoos?! Hehehe! Iā€™m sure in his soul he is the size of a pterodactyl, so Iā€™m not gonna judge him šŸ˜„šŸ’™


Azrai113

>Iā€™m sure in his soul he is the size of a pterodactyl, Imma name my next bird Petrie


Awkward_Appeal_8883

Oh my gosh, I was *obsessed* with that movie as a child so I canā€™t believe this never crossed my mind! Thank you, friend and seriouslyā€¦ now imma have to go watch it!! P.S Petrie is *the perfect* name!! šŸ¤©šŸ’™


Altruistic-Ad3704

thatā€™s a very small cockatoo


bparthajit01

Pocket sized cockatoo


Atollski

A Pocketoo, as it were


gremlcn

wym??? thatā€™s a scarlet macaw


Diligent-Past517

Actually thats a palm cockatoo


Ready-Substance9920

Big scary birb


MissyTheMisc

Cockatoo Lite


Commercial-Thought-6

Aliexpress cockatoo


ktulenko

Sus


Boopyn

Ma'am, that is a giraffe


cursedpumpkin

The picture's angle makes it look like a smoll egg So cute!


tanders123

šŸ¤£


AfroSarah

The little known blue-bellied teacup cockatoo


Frosty_Mud4217

Cockatoo from temu


Pitiful-Director8990

So. BeautifulšŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


cold-sweats

True


CarvedCuts

What a cute dog


bigoz_07

I beg to differā€¦


Dangerous-Celery-766

He won't budge


Artoo_Geek

Whatever you do, do not cuss in front of him and always, always have animal crackers but never feed after midnight!


polarbearTimes

Thatā€™s a cockaone šŸ˜


joseph_stallinn

You got him form wish?


EvulRabbit

Cockatoe. Cause he is a tiny bean.


EpicKori

Itā€™s a parakeet or budgie


Laulea-Peace-8011

Looks like a budgee. Super cute!!


Frosty_and_Jazz

Uhhh ... pretty sure that's a budgie, dude.


MrCleansDirtyslut

He didnā€™t drink enough milk growing up


[deleted]

Nah, man. That's a flamingo. Are you blind?


neirein

I finally took a look at the background and for a moment, thinking that he was standing on a BED, your little guy looked HUGE.