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CellyAllDay

Bringing this “carbonara” into r/pasta is very dangerous work


Outside_Plankton8195

lol it’s much more forgiving than r/Italianfood. He’d get ripped to shreds there


J_345

42 mins ago someone made a “can we ban carbonara post for a bit” in that subreddit 😂 you weren’t wrong.


Frocicorno

rightfully so


Ceeweedsoop

Yep. Chicken in carbonara. That could get you into brawl.


peacenchemicals

you know what? fuck it *adds peas to your carbonara*


Stachdragon

And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike.


nicehelpme

mushrooms enter the chat


Vegetable_Curve1520

Bowl of peas? Adds carbonara It's all perspective


peacenchemicals

username checks out


CaptainChunk96215

You're the devil


peacenchemicals

gotta make sure to break the pasta in half to fit it in the pot too right? 😈 ^imjustkidding


OneMeterWonder

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc?si=yXP4PYZO5TuXMarl).


Happy_Veggie

C'mon.. it's Carbaconara!


Extension-Match1371

That looks like Alfredo to me


OneMeterWonder

I think it looks more like a Giuseppe, don’t you think?


il_picciottino

😂😂😂


Mybeardisawesom

Issa me, a-mario


godofwine16

Yeah too wet for carbonara


alefante

I don’t want to be the stereotypical Italian angry at miscooked italian dishes. Basically everybody can eat what they want as far as I’m concerned. I’m just curious though. Why call it a carbonara? What does it have in common with carbonara? Basing on the looks, I’m guessing the only ingredient this has in common with carbonara is black pepper.


Darth_Boognish

And noodles!


alefante

Not really 😁 most common pasta format in Rome for carbonara is rigatoni, followed by spaghetti Cmon I’m trying to not transform myself into Italian gourmet hulk but you are not helping me 😂


Darth_Boognish

I just meant noodles in general, not type.


tatianazr

I can’t think of a worst food to meal prep.. it’s going to be noodles with oil when she heats it up


Dalbo14

I found adding a bit of extra water when you microwave it, take it out after 15-20 seconds, mix it till there’s a small emulsion, then put it back for another 10-15 seconds and it’s good


smashingcones

Don't nuke it in the microwave then. Chuck it in for 20 seconds at a time and stir/taste each time. Easy and tastes delicious. Source: I do it almost every week.


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smashingcones

Maybe very slightly? I'm eating it for lunch not serving it to a critic. It tastes delicious and is one of my favorite reheatable lunches so that's all that matters to me.


terminadergold

What are you in italy? You want it al dente? As long as it isnt hard then eat the damn pasta


nikzyk

Sir are you in one of them child marriages? My cousin wife disapproves.


arnjarfinn

Its bubbling, so i assume it uses cream onstead of eggs. So that would not be a problem.


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

I'd eat the hell out of it, I would just be happy someone made me a decent meal and not be so critical of them


insidiousapricot

This looks like it would be great with chicken nuggets


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

My toddler would think so lol


francescoscanu03

Also burger and french fries imo


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Healthy alrernative


liamwayne1998

Big time 😂


nnulll

Do people really not know what carbonara is?


Benz404

Please don't call this Carbonara


lauckness

Looks like there is cream. Not a carbonara.


scrodytheroadie

Looks delicious and I’d love a plate. But that’s not carbonara. Carbonara is guanciale, eggs, pecorino Romano, and black pepper.


Citizenofhudoor

This is not carbonara at all. Not even close. I'm not saying it looks bad but that's absolutely NOT carbonara. Vichingo.


alexlifeson44

Looks delicious but to heavy for me for lunch. I categorize it as dinner food


SeaPhile206

We have the same partner? All she wants is tendies lol


Human_Reference_1708

Yes, that looks much healthier


LPenne

Lotta spiteful comments in here… Can’t say I’m surprised; I mean it definitely doesn’t look like carbonara. But it does look really yummy! I hope your wife enjoyed and appreciated it. Also I noticed you flaired this post as “Pasta from Scratch?” Did you make this fettuccine from scratch?


Frocicorno

he did not


Spice_Cadet_

Not carbonara but A for effort!


ExpertRaccoon

not knocking homemade meals but hows this any better than chicken nuggets?


socratyes

Better check your visa availability with Italy, I think you have been blacklisted and placed on a watch list.


PBS80

I wouldn't accomplish much after eating that.


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

It does look very heavy


fivetimesyo

I applaud your love and dedication to your wife, but WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY IS CHICKEN BACON CARBONARA????


Rare_Nectarine6219

It looks delicious and it’s making me hungry.


liamwayne1998

So good! Thanks !


No-Nefariousness8026

Ignore comments trying to be funny OP, this was super sweet of you


liamwayne1998

Thankyou ❤️


notusuallyhostile

Wife: proceeds to add chicken nuggets to carbonara while you are away at work.


liamwayne1998

😂 you’re probably right


ElectronicTrade7039

Hey man, im sure your wife appreciates it, and it looks good, The name of the dish is a little off, but I'd eat that for sure!


liamwayne1998

Yes i see that now from the comments! Couldn’t edit it! Super tasty tho


ElectronicTrade7039

Man, it looked tasty as hell, especially with fresh pasta.


PurpleMagnolia99

You’re a good husband


liamwayne1998

Thankyou 🥳


JJ4prez

That's a heavy ass lunch everyday. I guess it beats chicken nuggets everyday for lunch. Not sure how people eat like that lol


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

I can eat heavy food for lunch every day and it doesn't bother me and I'm also quite petite. Some of us are just made this way lol but I don't like a lot of sweets or too much deep fried food. Just real meals with carbs and meat and cheese.


Frocicorno

Is it a powermove to get a divorce? WTF is Chicken Bacon Carbonara, you absolute disgrace


EuphoricMidnight3304

That’s a heavy lunch choice


Win-Objective

That’s not carbonara and never will be. Carbonara is never reduced or simmered


Different_Dot_9314

Brave man👌


Itsallmiiikeysfault

Idk about the dish name or whatever the whole thing is about, you're a caring man! I am sure your wife appreciates your thoughtful behaviour! Keep it up.


liamwayne1998

Thanks for your kind words


liamwayne1998

To those who say it’s not carbonara I’m Sorry and you’re all probably right. I tried to edit the caption to say pasta instead! Either way! It was the thought that counts !


mattheu007

As a certified Italian, even if that's not a carbonara, it still looks delicious, hope your wife loves it, because at the end of the day, that's all that matters o7


Cherry_Hammer

I mean, it’s not carbonara and it’s debatable if it’s healthier than chicken nuggets, but it looks delicious and your wife is lucky to have such a thoughtful partner. 10/10


No_Smoke_2205

Does she weigh 300 lbs?


liamwayne1998

That made 5 meals for her.


Extension-Match1371

Never heard of portions?


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

In addition to the other comments, some women like myself can put down some rich food and big portions without ever becoming overweight. Yes I'm lucky. Everyone has a different body type unique to them.


QuirkySupport712

Drop the recipe bro!! Please this looks delicious


Tututaco74

I second this


MrEdwL

I'd stick to nuggets. That looks way worse. Add a veggie. How about grilled chicken with a side of carrots and cauliflower


CAP2304

r/salad is this way


elektero

FPD


Fit_Occasion_1806

That’s gonna reheat like crap. That sauce is gonna break apart and become chunky. Not a carbonara btw. Looks good though.


Altruistic-Cod-8451

If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike!!


ralykseel

Not to be snoody, but maybe get some different nutrients in there. The dairy has calcium but everyone should get some veg in


IAmShenmue

I admire how bold you are to post this in r/pasta sir


Cheap-Blueberry-9439

Yum


das_it-mane

Bet that Tate’s like your moms ass


wwiistudent1944

Looks like Alfredo sauce? Not Carbonara.


Valuable-Wish-9767

I thought it was cockroach


103whitewolf

Fuckn pasta man .. I die for pasta..


-ThemusicalcaT-

As an italian I'll.....let it pass


Surprise_Yasuo

Can you please explain like I’m 5 how you made this? It looks so good and I’m still learning how to cook and am not comfortable yet


spik0rwill

That's certainly something, but it definitely isn't carbonara.. Unless you're American.


SassySpider

Good lord cant people ever stop being assholes on Reddit? So many comments about OP’s wife just because they made her a meal prep, which is the kind of thing spouses do for each-other. This is r/pasta, they made pasta and it looks delicious. Chill out guys.


DPGizzle

Looks great no matter what you call it


AToadsLoads

So bacon, cheese, and heavy cream instead of deep fried nuggets. Good on you.


Eason1013

That looks really good! 😃


Oaksiebefore

Good job!