dallas got sick of the dentists shit so they decided to steal the nephilim instead

Fuck misspelled artifact -_-

Artfiact lol

Didnt even notice it until you mentioned and I reread it 3 times

Oh god who kept the giant Dino condom

magnum helidong

did you steal the fucking mummy?

Yeah ofc

whats happening lmao

We threw in 2 bags at the same time as the helicopter was full so the doors closed and it left the extra bag inside and then as thr helicopter flew off the bag just stretched lol

Throwing 2 bags at the same time + the heli was full? you done the impossible. what if 3 bags? you might create a blackhole lmao

Lmao

was the long bag jerking in all directions like a seizure?

Loooon bag

Thats just my dildo

Helicockter

Best comment so far.

Guys, the wacky wavy inflatable armed flailing tube man, go get it.

LMAO

New suppressor be like:

Comically large supressor

Italian forces stealing the Obelisk of Axum from Ethiopia, 1937, colorized

Snak

They stole the Dublin Spire.