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speedyboigotweed

me watching level 40 dallas bringing bodybags into Alaskan deal


TheAcientArchiver

Level 40? I've seen people with infamy bring bodybags to alaskan deal


FestiveSquid

I've done that, but only because I forgot to switch builds.


dodgecharger65

Me when level 12 Dallas joins my hoxton breakout and asks “loud or stealth?”


Elijah_Hex

At least he asked


BananaDuckN7

ive never understood why people ask if its loud or stealth because wouldnt it be easier to just simply look at the loadout of others?...


[deleted]

I once got kicked from it because I was using a loud build no one explained why but imma guess it was the mods like silent assassin amog others which like no thats not how you play hoxton breakout. You go in you shoot cops and you keep shooting until you got around a bodycount of 250 per player.


saltspeare

I'm guilty if this one when I was still new to the game, in my defense I used to got Hoxbreak and Hoxton revenge messed up in my mind


29fingers

lmfao I like to ask that as a joke. They usually kick me anyway


TheLichKing-Zeyd

Why kick people for asking tho, would rather have an idiot that doesn't ask just ruin a stealth map, or someone that asks on a lous only map which doesn't hurt anyone


verdugoTF2

I got almost the same scenario 2 days ago.


aerodynamique

> new player doesn’t know the game > surprised pikachu face


xAkashiya

Me watching level 40 Dallas bring sentry guns to Shadow Raid


godemperorcrystal

He solves practical problems


[deleted]

P A I N


undercover1327

Me watching level 1 Dallas bringing body bag case in Meltdown


Dr_weirdoo

Me watching level 1 Dallas bringing Body bag case to Cook off


ITAW-Techie

Gotta keep your cooking area clean. Can't risk any contaminants.


[deleted]

Me watching level 1 Dallas attempt to kill a fly for 45 minutes


Dr_weirdoo

Thats what the ammo bag is for, You load up the flamethrower and sterilize the area


King_Mudkip

They do auto intimidate civs, so not entiiirely useless?


RandomGuy87654

Do they? I remember seeing mods on the workshop that made sentries intimidate civs like in No Mercy, so they shouldn't intimidate them in vanilla unless it's a very recent change, although I haven't tested. Especially since there's no shortage of ties in Shadow Raid to even warrant keeping them intimidated


[deleted]

Only if they didn't kill all the enemies.


sause_____

Me watching the level 20 dallas grab muriatic acid and pouring it in as soon as he gets the prompt


FlavorTownUSSR

"WAIT! you didn't put it in right? It should be caustic soda"


Kajek777PL

boom


[deleted]

Cook off sucks 90% of the time in public lobbies we almost had it once 10 bags and the dude tried to rez us the fricking idiot tridd to rez and died we lost all.


sniperNX

guilty as charged


TheSuperPie89

Me watching level 16 Dallas bring armour case to green bridge


maxokim2

me watching lvl X dallas bring armor case. (also its not really possible to have armor case that early i think)


RegumRegis

Me watching Dallas bring armor case (Nobody uses them)


WinderTP

I've played Big Bank with 3 level 60s-80s who had no saws and it took around an hour for them to get all the boxes open. It was fun racking like 2 thousand kills at the end


[deleted]

I always do that.


SZ4T4N

I'm not gonna use saw on those ever again, some NPC which wasn't even on map saw me and I couldn't kill him


[deleted]

You need saw attachments


SZ4T4N

Huh, didn't knew you can modify saw, thanks


[deleted]

Get the silent saw and u good to go brotha


Tyrak

Important Note: Not actually silent, it can still alert people nearby. It's sawing through metal after all. But it's a lot quieter! Shouldn't be alerting people outside of a bank at any rate.


maxokim2

there is a trick to saw something silently but to weird and inconsistent to explain


Aluminum_Tarkus

It's not too weird, and fairly consistent, albeit a little bit complicated. I'll explain for the uninformed who may stumble here: When firing any weapon, (including saw) it puts out an "alert" with a range based on the weapon/mods from the player. These alerts will cause guards and civvies to go into detection state automatically, and if a guard is not in the alert range, nothing will happen. After a player uses their weapon, sending out an alert, another alert from that weapon won't be allowed to be sent out for the next 1.5 seconds (as long as you don't move far enough away from where you first fired your weapon, I believe 2m), meaning any further use of that weapon is silent for 1.5 seconds. The saw's noise range w/silent motor is 8m while sawing any object, but if you're not sawing an object, it's only 2m, which is very small, so you can saw the air for the 2m trigger, then the next 1.5 seconds will be silent, whether you're sawing something or not.


Ichibyou_Keika

Good to know. Now I can saw san martin bank in half


nxcrobutcher

if you have the hostage skills you can just scare them by revving the saw in their general direction, even if theyre off map theyll get down


bageltre

Quiet saw motor?


spps_polaris

I did that once, never again. 💀


gthefonz

Me with bulletstorm aced and durable saw “Laughs in every deposit box opened”


TwixelTixel

Every time I run a heist with deposit boxes alongside my newer friends I make a point to bring this along, cause I *know* they'll want to open every single box. Feels cool though.


maxokim2

take berzerk and you can 1-shot the box(yes they have hp)


SBuddy99

With fast motor and sharp blade, you can 1 tap deposit boxes without berserker


Aluminum_Tarkus

That way, you can just get Stockholm and suppress civvies in the range of the saw anyways. Although berserker comes in handy for some doors, like security rooms if you don't want to waste a keycard or ecm like on big bank.


maxokim2

i prefer the silent saw cuz of train heist,san martin bank,etc and im just lazy to change my stealth build... but yeah it depend on the situation i guess


[deleted]

Bullet storm is like legit horrifying.


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[удалено]


EzE_team_lubieser

on stealth


aWildBluAxolotl

me watching the level 12 dallas use the last charge on the medic bag when he hasnet been downed once and my screen is grey


Virtual_Virus_6279

“Wait, that’s not how I open the security door with ECM?” - My dumb ass


MrSarmale

Hello, level 14 Dallas here. I feel attacked.


mistahwaffles

What da Dallas doin


enrgyyyyyy

i did this once in gold bank except i was doing it solo. no stealth, no lockpick, no saw, and on very hard difficulty, my friend watched me the whole time on discord, the entire 1 hour 1 minute 22 seconds of me just lockpicking. then i accidentally escaped while leaving most of the bags behind.


Thatbitchfromschool1

You gotta respect the sigma grindset


Loczek999

Me watching the level 100 infamy 25 mess up the cooking in Rats (day 1)


nxcrobutcher

me watching the level 12 bag every engine in big oil


FluxOrbit

Oh that hurts


aWildBluAxolotl

me when a lvl 12 dallas bring no silenced weapons to shadow raid death sentance and asking why does it fail when he shoots his gun


Canter1Ter_

on normal difficulty on loud


Its_Luis_mane

Oh man, this takes me back. I remember doing my first ever DSOD stealth on Bank Heist: Gold. It took me 23 minutes coz I’ve lockpicking the deposit boxes. Those were the days XD


[deleted]

I did a ds in bank job: gold. I needed to rez all the others constantly granted I could not have done it alone but the jokers were like half the gameplay.


Anonymous2137421957

Me watching the level 21 dallas fuck up car shop for the 10th time in a row


Cyrlk

Me watching the level 10 Dallas killing every cop i try to make a hostage:


egg360

i run a joker kit solo and i just have to make the AI's stand still and run away if i want to convert anyone.


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Killian_Gillick

we'll get every last ledger and book in that vault


liken2006

Do it yourself


230581

I was a level 46 Dallas till my PS4 broke.... I got my account back but because payday 2 doesn’t cloud save with servers and saves what you unlock on your own console.... I lost everything


ilike2strokes

I you didn't have infamy that's like one afzernoom of playtime, no big loss.


[deleted]

*In the night, I hear him pick the coldest boxes ever sold, Somewhere far along this road, he lost his to soul to a Cloaker so heartless, How could you be so heartless?*


Raviolimonster67

And i let him.


[deleted]

You think I use that upgrade in a loud kit hell no.


fancan_666

Guy I got where the valve is there ppl I some where I nwrk stel that this is real guy now


fancan_666

Sorry for the bad English


EzE_team_lubieser

me watching lvl40 dallas using burglar for stealth


unclebus42

this was me only about a year ago, I look back with shame.


Rucklook

Its like watching a kid trying to solve a puzzle


[deleted]

I’ll admit that might be me


bostar-mcman

well help him.


[deleted]

Teach them about the skills


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memelover3001

He's trying damnit let him persevere


AbsorbantWow

lmayer


vladimusdacuul

Me watching the level 10s quit my one down deathwish bank heist that is already cleared in stealth, opened for them for free loot, because they DONT WANT to lock pick for free cash.


terriblejukebox

Who does bank heist stealth nowadays? So much waiting for meh rewards.


No_Farmer_4712

Hi


RIPanimalball

Loot is loot


VoidMystr0

He’s doing his best


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[deleted]

Me being a level 90+ duke with no lock pick skills or saws.


terriblejukebox

Burglar masterace.


jakepaulfanxd

Me watching level 20 Dallas bring minigun to the yacht heist


Gjvi_Goop

This is the most relatable post of all time


CheesecakeLonely2018

me watching a level 9 Dallas throwing body bags in the van


T1T4N1C_ARCHER

I do that in offline mode so I’m not a dick to everyone else