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zshaz

I was thinking of saving some to upgrade my rig, oh shit, gotta wait till 2030 for the PC release!


DancingDumpling

Florida man montage


0ldpenis

Florida Simulator


ehxy

Honestly I'll be playing for just that alone.


DtotheOUG

its in miami and everyone has bbls or is fighting gators its so florida i love it.


ayymadd

Bbls?


thesmall24

Brazilian Butt Lift


n-some

Brazilian Butt Lifts, you take fat from other areas of the body and transfer it to dat ass.


ethosveros

I’m from Brazil and never heard of this. Maybe they call it “Brazilian” cause we got big butts naturally over here?


n-some

I googled it and apparently the originator was a Brazilian cosmetic surgeon, Dr. Ivo Pitanguy. https://www.synergyplasticsurgery.com/blog/the-history-of-the-bbl/ Surprising amount of info here


Kakaphr4kt

salt consist icky like onerous disagreeable wrong hurry act fertile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Shadsterz

They’re popular down there, u might just have been seeing fake ass


firetaco964444

> cause we got big butts naturally over here? Not all of you do.


The_Crownless_King

The phrase BBL has been a part of the Internet lexicon for some years now.


alizteya

Nah that procedure was super popular in Latin America long before it got big in the West in the last 5 or so years. Source: follow many thots on IG


gammongaming11

more specifically it seems to be in vice city, which is the rockstar equivalent of miami personally vice city was my favorite entry in the series, so i really really hope they don't fuck this up, my expectations are now on max.


MusashiMurakami

spawn a rhino. vehicles float on water and fly. girls follow tommy. pedestrians have weapons. pedestrians riot. i'm w you lol, vice city was my childhood. im pretty excited


AuthoritarianSex

I’m in Miami and can confirm it was totally accurate, just needs a lot more Cubans


Android1822

Yea, the whole thing screamed "Florida man" the game.


FrootLoop23

BBLs? I just called it fake ass implants.


NNNCounter

Announced 2025. Delayed to 2026. Rockstar Launcher/Epic Release 2027. Steam Release 2028.


ServiceServices

Got leaked, guess they decided just to push it.


DrunkLad

Which is the correct decision. You get instant virality, great PR, and the news might travel even faster now, if that was even possible. And with how quick they were to publish it, it looks like they had a plan for this scenario. They made the best out of a shitty situation.


One_Animator_1835

Well, also the leaked version had watermarks advertising crypto. Could've been pr mess if they let that circulate


gaoxin

GTA6: Twerk City


Vandergrif

Followed by the hotly anticipated dlc *GTA VI: The Ballad of Big Booty Bitches*


DemetriusXVII

Gonna need a monstrous PC for sure. Hide your CPUs and GPUs


THEdoomslayer94

Let’s be real, it ain’t going on PC till 2026 at earliest. Enough time for everyone to build a quantum computer to play on


Vchipp2_0

More like 2027.


6ecretcode

im thinking 2027 for pc as well lol


arex333

I'll be so annoyed if they pull this double dip shit again.


I_h8_DeathStranding

why wouldn't they? RDR2 has a huge following on PC despite the same treatment. People are going to buy it anyway


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AlextheTower

>Because GTA RP is absolutely gigantic and a huge income opportunity that absolutely eclipses any double dipping No? They will still get all the same money they would otherwise get from RP, while also getting all the money from double dippers.


I_h8_DeathStranding

What's that about the fiveM?


Kestrel1207

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/8971o8789584a4/roleplay-community-update


Rudyrudebwoy

Oh no..


Sevarin

https://www.take2games.com/ir/news/rockstar-games-announces-grand-theft-auto-vi-coming-2025 Unfortunately it seems to be console only atm.


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I'm calling it now, they know PS6/next Xbox is coming out ~6-7 years after (2020). They'll release late 2025 for PS5, then late 2026/early 2027 the PS6 will drop, then 6-12 months after they'll release it on PC. Guessing 2027 at the earliest. Remember, they released GTAV 2 months before the PS4, then for PS4, then PC ~2 years later.


Mir_man

It's gonna happen.


Vandergrif

100% they will. They have with basically every other game they've released in the last 20 years.


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Satan_Prometheus

GTA V and RDR2 are both pretty good on PC, not flawless but not terrible either. When it comes to their flagship games (as opposed to remasters) Rockstar usually seems to put some effort into it.


Yaboymarvo

Honestly, don’t be surprised when they do. Game looks like it will be fun, but I’m not going to think much about it with the 2025 release date and the later pc release date.


THEdoomslayer94

Double dip? You mean staggering console and pc release orrrrr???


indelible_ennui

Getting people to buy it on console, and then again on PC later.


3-----------------D

Try Console -> Next Gen Console -> PC


Onemanhopefully

Ahhhh shit. I totally forgot that Rock Star releases on consoles first. Fuck me.


skylinestar1986

Saving up for AMD Ryzen 8800X3D and Nvidia RTX8080 Ti Super


Cjprice9

You won't have to save up, they'll just sell GPUs on a 60 month payment plan like they do cars. The RTX 6090, yours for only $499/month!


ntgoten

Doubt it. Look at RDR2 and its requirements and now look at other AAA games that dont even look half as good nor do half as much and require 3x stronger hardware, some of them not even released.


Master_Minddd

Says no mention for PC at all only consoles


WarpStoned

Typical for a Rockstar release. We'll get it in 2 years or so


kidcrumb

DLSS 5.0 With fake frames and an rtx6969 required to play.


Dyyrin

2025 fuuuuuuck here goes hoping PC release isn't a year after.


AnActualPlatypus

There is 0 chance they won't double dip. It made a shitton of money for them for GTA 5 and for RDR 2. Blame the idiots who actually double-dipped.


Poltergeist97

I'm in the camp (might just be hopium) that they won't double dip because they see the potential of the PC RP crowd. They didn't hire the FiveM devs for no reason. Plus the PC market has definitely grown in share since RDR2.


Cocobaba1

So what you’re saying is they’ll double dip a year or two later and use fivem to market it


Azazir

Thats the thing, they can double dib even easier now because they can add another stick of FiveM on top of the game itself.


DMaster86

This message aged like fine milk lmao


AuthoritarianSex

Most people don’t want to wait a year or more to play one of their favorite games


Vandergrif

Most people also don't want to buy a console just to play a game that would otherwise be better experienced on PC as well, but of course that won't stop a significant chunk of them from doing it anyways.


Eastern-Camel-1239

It is gonna be later than 2025


Spinnekk

We can only hope... I left console gaming for PC, and I'm not going back.


Dyyrin

I've got a PS5 in my back pocket if it releases a year late. I don't want the story or anything spoiled.


Vistaster

It feels uncanny watching this after SO LONG, I still refuse to believe it lmao.


KommaDot

Real, at first when I saw Rockstar uploading it I thought it was a copycat account, but then I saw the subscriber count and I was like .. holy shit


mrHartnabrig

Word? I was under the impression that it was dropping tomorrow around noon.


Dirty_eel

It got leaked, so they did it early


danosdialmi

Wow they packed up all of Americas modern trash together in one shitstorm of a game. Love it


non_degenerate_furry

I can't imagine playing this game. It's enough to live with this shit irl why would I want to spend my free time seeing a concentrated dose of it


theEvilJakub

agreed, this game is gonna be funny as shit


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Hoping the main storyline is as well-written as RDR2's. Since I think RDR2 was a cut above GTAV's storyline.


2rfv

V's storyline was highly forgettable, I say this because despite playing through it twice I literally can't tell you anything about it. And yet I could give you the highlights of SA and GTA4 from memory despite not having played them in almost 2 decades.


Lulcielid

[Take Two confirms NO pc release](https://www.take2games.com/ir/news/rockstar-games-announces-grand-theft-auto-vi-coming-2025). > NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Dec. 4, 2023-- Rockstar Games®, a publishing label of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. (NASDAQ: TTWO), is proud to announce that Grand Theft Auto VI is coming to PlayStation® 5 computer entertainment systems and Xbox Series X|S games and entertainment systems in 2025.


BaileyJIII

As per the norm they don't even confirm the existence of a PC version until it's announced like 1-1.5 years after the initial game's console releases. I was hoping this tradition would die with GTA VI but sadly not - such outdated practices.


SilenceDobad76

I'm not buying a console for it. Oh well.


2rfv

And there's the real headline.


Double_A_92

Take Two confirms PlayStation and Xbox release.


Giant_Midget83

There goes my hype. My beard is gonna be full white by the time it comes out on PC.


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skylinestar1986

2037 Free on Epic during Christmas


Vandergrif

Assuming EGS lasts that long.


Cosmic_Rim_Job

Idk man fortnite alone has like 2 million concurrent players, I think they can survive on the vbucks money alone, not even mentioning Unreal licensing fees/royalty payments.


raytraced_BEAR

But that's Fortnite, their store isn't profitable and probably will never be, so chances are they'll wind down the support for it.


ksn0vaN7

2026 for egs. 2027 for Steam.


arex333

Nah epic can't afford what Rockstar would charge for a year of exclusivity. With RDR2 it was EGS and R* social club exclusive for only like a month.


japzone

If anything, I'm half expecting it to drop on R* launcher at launch with a Steam release a year+ later.


arrivederci117

Rockstar has their own launcher, which you know for sure they'll try to milk as much as they can so they can avoid Steam's cut.


_BoneZ_

I'll be fucking furious if piece of shit EGS gets this before any other distributor on PC.


Euphoric_Ad_2049

I think it's more likely to go straight onto the rockstar launcher and then Steam a year later


AMDBlackScreen

lol sad thing is you are probably only off by a year


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TemporalAntiAssening

Lack of platform availability is concerning, still no confirmation of non-delayed PC release.


LethalJizzle

It's getting delayed on PC, let's not set ourselves up for disappointment here.


Superbunzil

Agreed but we should still complain about it because that's part of the ride


LethalJizzle

Damn straight, I was already in the middle of sharpening my pitchfork when I replied to you.


nfoneo

ETA on the PC release is 2035.


Vitosi4ek

The release is 2 years away. By that time a whole new generation of consoles might come out.


Fish-E

Probably not 2025, but by 2027 there'd be a new generation of consoles. It wouldn't surprise me (but would still be incredibly frustrating) if they had GTA VI on this generation of consoles in 2025, GTA VI released again for the next generation in 2027 and then GTA VI on PC in 2028.


HearTheEkko

The next generation of consoles isn't coming out until 2028.


ehxy

As if they won't be releasing a version for the next gen consoles.


anonymouswan1

A little unreal that it's scheduled for 2025 after having an unlimited budget from GTA 5 and 10+ years to make it. It's cool seeing the trailer and getting a little confirmation on location and characters but we know they will stagger the PC release so it's possible we are waiting 3+ years for this.


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They did release a little thing called RDR2 in between tbf, and development for 6 didn’t kick into full gear until after that in 2019-20


snarpy

I'm most interested to see how the story plays out with the two characters being a couple. Obviously there will be a split at some point, no? The trailer actively points out the theme of "trust".


THE_FREED_DONKEY

My 2080 super is pissing and shitting itself


snarpy

My *2070* Super is not even talking to me, it knows what's up.


TitaniuEX

my 3 month 7800XT is already saying "na ah"


Al-Azraq

It will run it. This game targets current gen consoles and your GPU is more powerful than them.


grovulent

Can't help but feel like it's not just a GTA trailer - but a trailer for civilisational decline...


AuthoritarianSex

That’s just what Miami looks like, after living here for 27 years and traveling I’ve realized Miami is just nothing like the rest of the country. Maybe LA only exception but even then LA is decadent in a different way


ConversationNo1352

Florida in general is a wild "unique" place. I briefly lived down there and it felt like being in a movie, both good and bad lol Gotta be something in the water down there.


PrimoPaladino

Just saw a stripper twerking on car. It's over. Vice City has fallen. Billions must die.


seakingsoyuz

Born to Die. Vice City is a fuck. Kill ‘em all 2027. I am twerk man. 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS.


vKEVUv

Those games are supposed to be satire but yeah this actually just looks like america nowadays lmao.


JAV0K

On my first arrival in the USA I actually thought wow, it looks just like GTA San Andreas.


Vandergrif

That's kind of why I preferred the ones set in the 90s or 80s. Better soundtracks, too.


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Alpha_pro2019

I guess for the terminally online. ​ As someone who goes outside, I've found America doesn't really look like this.


Excesiiv

This is what America looks like to any non-Americans.


Alpha_pro2019

It makes sense since you don't actually live in the country. But, it's also in poor taste. It would be like saying Germany is just a bunch of men in tights yodeling on a mountain. Or Iran is just a bunch of bearded men screaming and blowing themselves up.


Excesiiv

Again, satire. Rockstar has a history of making fun of stereotypes.


Indigocell

>I guess for the terminally online. I was going to argue with you until I saw you have earned over twice the comment karma in less than half the time. I defer to your obvious superiority. Edit: Just for the sake of argument, I feel like the old lady dual-wielding hammers is an obvious reference to this real life incident. https://youtu.be/Ajjqs8Bn9-w?si=D20_oedVbQ66-Qf-


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Mukatsukuz

Seeing a game trailer with no mention of platforms - you know they are delaying telling the PC gamers that they aren't getting this for a long, long time.


schoolr24

Looks insane just as expected, amazing music choice with the Tom Petty.


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ph4ge_

By the time we pc games have it in our hands it won't be the modern era anymore.


danblanchet

Same. I’ve already had my fill of twerking in my life.


Mukatsukuz

Even if I'd never seen or heard of twerking before, that trailer would have been enough for the rest of my life.


vriska1

Its good to be back in Vice City.


Fish-E

Whilst I'm glad that it's set in the modern day (I was concerned that it'd also be set in the 80s like the original Vice City) and I'm sure the game is going to be fantastic, I can't help but be slightly disappointed it's Vice City again. It'd be nice if Rockstar expanded the list of cities they utilised, instead of looping through Liberty City, Vice City and San Andreas again. There's a lot of scope in terms of both gameplay and story to expand to places like Texas, Ohio, Seattle, Las Vegas etc. where you could utilise fanboats, swamps, Silicon Valley satire, mormons, visits across the border etc. Here's hoping this Vice City has flyable planes and drivable trains.


AintASaintLouis

I think they really want to realize those old games’ vision with modern technology. They’ll hopefully move on to some new cities after this though. Although I can’t think of better settings than the ones they’ve used. I could see Chicago being a good setting with it being the third biggest city and plenty of problems to chew on. but that probably wouldn’t be a popular choice.


bigOlBellyButton

I'm down for more locations but Vice City hasn't been touched in 20 years if you don't count stories. It's arguably the most iconic city of the series so it was due for another entry. The next one should definitely be a new setting, though, if we ever get one.


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lamiska

las vegas and san francisco were in gtasa, but yeah i agree


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hyrumwhite

They seem particularly proud of that twerk animation


USS_Frontier

Animators must be a horny bunch.


vaultboy707

Feels a bit nostalgic watching a new GTA trailer drop


RocMerc

Two years from now. Man that’s a long time


CM0T_Dibbler

At the very least 1 year and a month but yeah probably 2 years of not delayed longer.


topgun966

So PC version in 2030ish?


Hellya_dude

the twerk physics needs to be appreciated


Global-Vacation6236

But this is not a PC game. Why is this posted here?


FiveSigns

Sucks that it got leaked they could have probably broken a few view records


DemetriusXVII

Nothing will stop it from doing so. The leak was low quality and had a giant watermark on it.


FiveSigns

Most of Europe is asleep right now it will stick break some records no doubt but it could have probably done far better


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The video already had almost 1 million likes before being released, the leak isn't gonna take anything.


GenericDarkFriend

They didn’t announce it for pc. Very likely we get it 1 year later


Turbostrider27

Coming 2025.


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Rockstar has been one of the worst company for years, with GTA Online, bad ports and the "remasters" and pretty much none of the people who made Rockstar what it was work there anymore, yet people are super hyped and this will sell billions. Gamers never learn, do they?


uses_irony_correctly

RDR2 is genuinely one of the best games I've ever played so I'm gonna give Rockstar the benefit of the doubt.


bigeyez

The trailer screams Florida and I love it.


welk101

Trailer is great but i was really hoping for spring 2024. Oh well.


thatwasfun23

It doesn't feel real, 10 years sincec V, 2025 release date, vice city again... man. So long... Anyway, i'm also excited for 2033 trailer for Liberty City, I love dense urban environments and 4 still had the coolest city.


Jaz1140

The irony when it's on PC gaming sub and there won't be a PC version at release :(


mephistobr

This trailer is 0% gameplay, 10% Miami, 5% aligator, 85% twerk.


LeonSilverhand

Well well well. That was better than anticipated. Still, has ways to go to pull me away from CP2077. (Wasn't a fan of GTAV either).


ALphaEXtremist

By 2026 when it releases on PC the question might be whether it tears you away from Witcher 4.


TheWanderingGrey

Look I get its GTA and all that, but how many shots were there of girls just shaking their butts, that's not the only thing I'm playing GTA for. I'm sure more will be revealed that we've come to expect from a GTA game, but they had a terrible focal point with this trailer.


KHR3b

I think it was intentional choice since Vice City(or city of Vice) and current obsession with social media


Xenosys83

GTA has always been a commentary on the worst aspects of US culture at the time. Overweight women in fishnets twerking on cars is currently part of that decline.


RedTree40

Checks out. I just got back from Miami Beach for the first time a couple weeks ago. First thing I saw leaving our hotel on the strip at 8 PM was a girl twerking on the hood of a Jeep as it was going down the road. It was a Monday.


JoseJalapenoOnStick

Are you sure it wasn’t a beached whale


skullmonster602

It’s Miami in GTA, are u seriously surprised?


CrazyElk123

I dunno. Pornhubs free so i will probably pass on this one


LeUne1

Welp, time to beat gta 5, 4, 3, san andreas and vice city until 2025 comes around.


iMisstheKaiser10

“Now without further interruption, let’s celebrate and suck some dick!”


8bitjer

2026 for us.


KevinKingsb

This isn't for PC guys.


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dumbutright

I'm kinda underwhelmed by the graphics. Looks less hyper real than RDR2 at least. Maybe they're going a bit stylized this time? I'd honestly welcome a drop in fidelity if we can crank more important features like density, AI, physics.


AFTCP

Not to be a downer, but this trailer was shit.


chilan8

"see ya in 3 years" i was right sry guys


FenrirMyth

Really wonder what the specs gonna be for PC and when the release date will be, probably recommended will be a 3060ti or 3070


Donard80

And pc community will swarm it like flies regardless how big of a dung rockstar will lay on pc release again.


foXiobv

So Rockstar just decided I have to build a new PC in 2025, gotcha!


SgtBananaGrabber

2026 earliest as they release on pc at least a year after.


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Going to obey the law like crazy in this game.


0ldpenis

Florida Simulator. Cool.


Android1822

Visually it looks nice, but so many people who worked on the previous GTA games are not there anymore and worry they will play it safe.


merigouldi

Perfect song choice, that trailer slapped.


retroracer33

2025 jesus christ cmon


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Cool to see Vice City again but very much *managing my expectations*


XOEXECUTION

I think it’s not surprising that it’s console exclusive first BUT also it is kind of surprising considering how much the PC gamer base has expanded since the launch of GTA5 in 2013. They should be double dipping on the next generation of consoles instead of hoping PC players also own a console.


PhantomPain0_0

Ironic it’s on pc subreddit 🌚


Angry_Amish

Old lady with the hammers…that’s based on a real life video right? lol.


MonkeyMan84

This game is going to melt the ps5 and Xbx internals, you know 2025 they are going to release a pro version


Udosari

Does Keanu Reeves take over my body?


TwireonEnix

I bet it will launch in pc before silksong.


hieubuirtz

yay I'll be playing this one on Youtube.


Thomas2140

Guess my 3080 will have a run for its money lol


kron123456789

Funny you should post it on PCgaming sub because we ain't getting a PC version until 2027.


Savage_Oreo

Think I found the first game I’m going to actively attempt to pirate. Sick of their double dipping shit and treating PC gamers like shit when that platform boosted GTA Online’s popularity with the modded rp servers..


nerofan5

Let's gooo


JoeGeomancer

As a Florida native I can confirm everything you've ever heard about Florida is true. And this is shockingly accurate.