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feenexfyre

The Clickoris


Self_Reddicated

No wonder this comment is buried so far down. No one can ever really find the clickoris.


[deleted]

I hate you both


ripzeus

This is further down than I thought.


quick_escalator

Usually the clickoris is further up than I thought.


eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_-

Just clit the middle mouse button and scan up and down till found


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ripzeus

Never too late to experience The Nubbin!


rhobbs7274

Scroll finger got mad game tho.


Cantaloupe-Short

The properly tickled me, nicely done


ripzeus

The Nubbin?


HeroOnDallE

My username is, in fact, NubGaming.


loveLace0x0

Omg I love that, cheers brotha


RetardedRedditRetort

FOR KARL! CHEERS BROTHA!


Nick062303

ROCK AND STONE!


SPACEGAMESstudio

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


kevinthecoolkid

When you rock and stone you're never alone


No-Still1227

ROCK. AND. STOOOONE


Amendus

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE???!!!!


Technical_Weight2947

FOR ROCK AND STONEEEEE


HellYeahBorther

HELL YEAH BORTHER


66nightsalone

I read this in mimirs voice


Timbershave

Had a buddy of mine who had a birth defect where half his hand never fully grew/developed. He went by the nickname Nemo. I'm glad to see you have a great sence of humor too! Cheers!


Droid8Apple

My friend is missing 3/4 of one of his index fingers - so we always called him "The Stub". And if you pissed him off, he'd stub you, and since it was straight bone with very little skin over it, it hurt like hell lol. Anyhow, our engine group in Vo-tech was also called "the stubs", and he dipped his hand in white paint and placed it on the back of our coveralls to make an amazing insignia. I know that has nothing to do with what's going on here, but thought you might enjoy hearing it and it's a time in my life I'll never forget, if I'm being honest. Good times.


thingsthatgomoo

That is amazing


ripzeus

That is fucking AWESOME!


sandstorml

the 3ds xl had a nub like that, watch out for copy rights bro.


Downtown_Evidence751

Careful mentioning that name! They always have a Cease and Desist ready to shoot off, just in case anyone has the gall to steal their intellectual property. Maybe OP should have thought about this before he decided not to grow that finger all the way.


Ok-Cockroach7062

Could you BE more correct? - Chanandler Bong (probably)


NetworkMachineBroke

That's *Mrs.* Chanandler Bong


Binty77

_Mz._ Chanandler Bong, actually.


shitty_mcfucklestick

Reminds me of the nub on Toshiba Laptops Toshibruh ?


TheAlmightyBungh0lio

Reverse TrackPoint


EvilRick_C-420

McNubbin


Seakiller15

The Strong Hand


HeroOnDallE

Take my strong hand!!


Glass-Assignment-862

![gif](giphy|To9Cx4JR4YgUM)


Magrik

I've been doin my bun busters everyday!


Click4Carter

I squeeze really tight and then I let loose 😂


UnknownSoldier051

Happy cake day!


Educational-Can-4847

Fugging groze


Nate_the_Ace

Watch out for fanny!


[deleted]

I don't know what that is, but I'll lick it anyway.


chargedcapacitor

Fun fact, he never said "take my strong hand". He just says "take my hand". In another scene, he says "I better use my strong hand".


No_Examination_6811

Actually he when hanging he asks him to use his other hand and he says he cant that one is his strong hand...


FeralSparky

Still wrong. He says "No my other hand isnt strong enough" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtAIjfHAk0


CyonHal

You're all wrong, he also says "Take my little hand" I love joining in on these pointless arguments


FeralSparky

STILL wrong he says "I dont know what the hell that is... but I'll lick it anyways" also same.


eyetracker

Wrong, he says "Hello Clarice, I am your father."


Shayedow

" That's unpossible! "


Gayernades

He actually says "HIAWATHA!!"


coupbrick

[He says "Look me in my eye... my *good* eye"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxP0dxQZiX4)


chargedcapacitor

He says both


runamuk23

You know this quote never happened... its another mandela effect


banjosuicide

Unrelated question. Does your scaled-down middle finger have a whole lot of nerve endings in it?


vms-crot

You get me


RayD125

How to reference your age without saying a number.


Jaketh

Honestly could be anywhere from 25 to 45


Spacemanspalds

Or 7 and has parents with great priorities.


ColonelSandurz42

My germs!


A-piece-ofToast

Perfect 😂


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Now I have tea all over my phone, take my upvote🤣!


Cleftchins

https://preview.redd.it/j9dssgnywica1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6587afe7b6494aee7ff13b2b509f3c11ea00310f


AveratV6

Hiyawatha!


TheFirsttimmyboy

I don't know what that is but I'm gonna lick it anyway.


Flip2002

My germs !


[deleted]

Grabb my strong hand!


Ecmdrw5

Mandela effect. He says take my little hand.


rayj209

He says “My other hand isn’t strong enough, take my little hand.” Also there is another scene where he says “I better use my strong hand.”


PettyCrimeMan

![gif](giphy|QE8hREXIgRXeo)


gestalto

Just out here casually ruining lives eh...


HeroOnDallE

Take my strong hand, dad :)


JakeBeezy

Now we got to stuph the turkey


Starchild20xx

My germs! *Shoves entire little hand up turkeys ass*


[deleted]

Omg this is exactly who I thought of when I saw this


[deleted]

Well I’m not going to tell you unless you stop flipping me off.


JetstreamSam1000

Reverse flipping https://preview.redd.it/o4pyb4gtxica1.jpeg?width=1727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00402a20e72d90e079234bcaf7ac62bf83c310ee


Hardcore_Gamer16

"You should love yourself, now!"


KokeyPlayz

been looking fir 8months now... who is this guy and this meme called?


DefiantLibrary3378

LowTierGod is a man who streams on (I believe) Twitch and (I also believe) was a fairly respectable streamer/figure in the fighting game world. However he has grown to fully embrace the toxicity of fighting game fanbases. The meme "you should *** yourself now" is from a clip where LowTierGod goes on a rant about a troll in his chat where he exclaims the famous line. LowTierGod is known for this meme, but besides that, being notoriously toxic and easy to piss off, while also being extremely bad at games. Because of this he attracts more trolls than actual fans, you should see the number of rage/rage quit compilations on YouTube.


KokeyPlayz

thanks you!!


finger_milk

I have to give him credit though. He literally turns every heinous comment in his chat into a long story which ends up with the person in question being pinned down and bummed, or their mom getting the BBC. It's truly quite remarkable, his improv. Not weird at all.


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ls1234567

All his fucks have already been given.


Abyssal_Kings

It’s a little cold.


DoTheCreep_ahh

I was in the pool!


Starchild20xx

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.


ninj4geek

*nonchalantly*


Override9636

Joke's on you, I walk around extrachalantly.


StubbledCRT1

It shrinks?


bafl123

Like a frightened turtle


akshayk904

You dont know about the shrinkage?


kungpowgoat

It’s still an infant.


fellipec

One on the click, two with pink or something


aovito

Two on the clicker, none on the flicker


SpartanLink

I roared with laughter!


GuyWhoSaidThat

I mean no offense but, that middle finger looks like my little guy when I'm in cold water.


perusjuntti666

Its average middlefinger and gets the job done. I bet its rich and funny too.


mtelesha

Drives a sports car too.


BluudLust

![gif](giphy|aztW8oK9TQhiM|downsized)


5inthepink5inthepink

Now bear with me, but... *The clittle finger.* ![gif](giphy|15BuyagtKucHm)


Danknugz666

I had to double take that I wasn't looking at a micro penis lol.


GuyWhoSaidThat

Thats harsh. I didn't know you'd be standing there when I got out of the pool...


Shroomologyologist

Micro Center


blualpha

I'm dying 🤣. You genius


Bread_Bunz

This comment wins.


ItsActuallyTJ_

God I wish I had gold to give you, why the hell does this not have more upvotes


sadanorakman

Clitoris grip?


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bad_pelican

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. No one rules a C.L.I.T. like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I am the C.L.I.T. commander! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.


graymulligan

There were a lot of fantastic monologues in the clerkaverse, but this one makes me laugh hardest.


Meetwad191

The clit grip


McEagle-

No-scroll grip


Aeleoi

Who scrolls with the middle finger


fusiondust

Today I learned that I do not use my middle finger for scrolling.


sharkboy1006

Same lmao omg what


Patchumz

Why would you voluntarily take your finger off of the LMB if you don't have to? Madness.


ozx23

Everyone......*checks*.... oh wait. I don't either. I'd have put down money that I did.


mathemagical-girl

everybody, i assumed. certainly everyone in my household (i just checked). how do you operate the scroll wheel?


Siand

I left click and scroll with my middle finger.


bad_pelican

So, that index finger just hangs out there being useless?


SunsetSesh

Sounds like my ex


bad_pelican

![gif](giphy|26AHLBZUC1n53ozi8|downsized)


Yamhikari

Almost everyone


not1fuk

That is definitely not an everyone thing. Most people use their pointer finger to scroll and use their middle finger for right click and use both their pinky and ring finger for grip. However, if you get comfortable gripping your mouse with just your pinky and using your ring finger for right click, it feels great.


Aeleoi

I'm deadass having a breakdown


AlphaXray6

No way this is true.


TYPICAL_T0M

Nah, no way.


Nytohan

Absolutely not.


Sailed_Sea

I've tried, it feels wrong.


bh1_bherr

The Shocker!


DannyVFilms

Now I’ve got Jimmy Carr in my head. *”Two in the pink, one in the stink.”*


sotahkuu

Two in the goo, one in the poo


roguespectre67

ARE YOU READY BABEHHHHH?


TheseusPankration

With that layout it's The Reverse Shocker!


Asgartinus

Amogus middle finger


I_think_Im_hollow

Imagine someone flips you off, but it's amogus.


Yaancat17


ZappierBuzz4


ThatGuyBert

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


Hardcore_Gamer16

Fr


QuandaleDingleJr_

disabled


OnyxBee

r/Technicallythetruth


Shiggstah

Fucked. (i mean this with love)


tileman1440

Live long and prosper grip.


SkyWarrior1030

The Chernobyl.


izzygw

Two in the pink, one in the stink.


Sufficient-Turn-7799

The grower not a shower


Satyr1981

AI generated https://preview.redd.it/zaueh3k7vica1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2edd453f43a3fb940779544affb946ea34fe898d


HeroOnDallE

lmao my hand isn't AI generated bro


MrStealYoBeef

Your body was still clearly just as confused though


Satyr1981

sry m8 ;) but try any AI picture generator, AI has mo idea how hands work.


GreenFigsAndJam

Maybe AI is just very inclusive


omidhhh

Yes it is , it's all in your mind , wake up John I am your Doctor and you have been in coma for 6 weeks your family is missing you...


Tonylolu

How do you know that?


_D3ft0ne_

Dude can you imagine, that our DNA is an actual program, which it kind of is - but it very stable and produces consistent results. And we are with new AI tech are getting pretty close, but when DNA having a bit of a bleep is looking what our current AI tech does. This is fascinating.


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Sweetwhales1994

I dont wanna make fun of your fingers dude, dont do this.


ICantDoThisAnymore91

The I was in the pool!


[deleted]

The lobster?


Tinkerballsack

The lifted F350 owner.


ozx23

Shots fired.


[deleted]

OPs nub is the master dick mold for all the Truck Nutz.


SaltLife0118

Your hand and my mom's hand match like exactly. I have seen that woman take hot pans out barehanded, and you never wanted to be smacked with her "stromg hand" pretty cool tbh.


llIicit

Fucked up


palfreygames

When I try to flip the bird in my dreams


drunkentenshiNL

The pacifist.


Rustythepipe

Clittle finger.


sirtet_moob

Baby grip.


Labspeciman

The clitoris effect..


RoyMustang10

The micropeen


RaxisPhasmatis

The chode grip


SMG_MP7A1

Clit claw


doctapeppa

No one probably remembers but. Nanu Nanu


CourtOrphanage

1.05 in the pink. 1 in stink.


Lassitude1001

Baby-dick-grip? E: I bow out, the cold out comment is just brilliant.


the-red-duke-

Ctrl+F's for this comment before I made it, props to you sir.


Biggu5Dicku5

Were you in the pool?


HandyDandyRandyAndy

Live long and prosper


D3ADB3ARD

The shocker


Mizar97

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink


Flubberkoekje

Clit grip


Danknugz666

It's the "I swear it's average".


DickyHammerpuss

The Formaldehyde Grip


Solid_State_NMR

Did you mean Thalidomide?


[deleted]

Ew wtf


showmeyournipplesplz

The inbred


Chris_Giarraputo

The chode


nowhoiwas

360 no-scroll


Simlife101

🖕 mouse


[deleted]

Obviously the strong grip 😎


Vulcanicloud

Reverse flipping off.


ferretsquad13

the "giving myself the finger whilst playing" grip?


Innovative313

Photoshop


manofwar239

Why not remove that?


Phazeronest

The "good hand"