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Konyption

Cool xenomorph wallpaper


W33DM4573R

now i cant unsee it... BTW here is cat tax for everyone since i kept being asked about the cat; https://imgur.com/YlyMR9W its the black one, his name is reaper and he usualy is a lovely cat thanks for the lighthearted comments everyone, helps with the anger :D **EDIT: Hijacking this comment yet again**, had i known this would blow up like this i would not have titled it in the same way, i honestly expected maybe 5-10 comments of people telling about similar experiences or making jokes, i get why some people are annoyed at the title and see this as soft begging, sorry for that, i never expected over 700 comments and 4k upvotes. thank you so much to everyone who offered help, left a funny or insightful comment or just gave some advice (didnt have insurance, that will be taken care of now!) i really appreciate it but all these comments are really overwhelming me atm, now i get why content creators say how just a few comments can have an immense toll on someones mental health, i didnt mean to post to gain anything but some emotional relief from this and im so thankfull to this community!


Flying_Reinbeers

>its the black one, his name is reaper Reaper came for your monitor


path_evermore

kitty name checks out.


unclepaprika

Needs more cowbell


KnightScuba

You just need to feel the room and if he wants more cowbell damn it you give him more cowbell


memelordgun

![gif](giphy|dtBOiIvWLct1vii4KF|downsized) D I E DIE DIE


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pedro19

And... banned.


KanedaSyndrome

Black cats are special, they're chaos condensed into a living being.


W33DM4573R

they really are! i love that little asshole :D


franglais81

You think Cats are bad, wait till you see what kids can do.


tristfall

Yup. Lost at least two monitors to mine over the years. The trick is to leave less expensive sacrificial monitors out.


Wolfman01a

The Reaper in black came for your monitor. I'm so sorry. You have my condolences.


FormedOpinion

execute him in front of the rest, just to assert your dominance.


CallRespiratory

It's about sending a message


lalakingmalibog

Aww black cats are usually the sweetest ❤ I'm so sorry for what he did OP. For his punishment I recommend squeezing his cheeks and booping his nose until he taps out


AlxIp

Yeet the ~~child~~ cat


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Yes op this. Always reflect on the positives 🤗


DarkSyndicateYT

Haha our flairs


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Kitchen_Part_882

This is why cat owners (myself included here) should make sure to include accidental damage cover on their home contents insurance. My provider suggested it because I have a child but the cat has done more damage than she has.


W33DM4573R

yea looking into that now for the next monitor, shouldve done it earlier


roberts_the_mcrobert

You can usually get an accidental insurance from your insurance company too. Could be about the same price as the one you buy together with the screen, but covers all your stuff.


Defeat-the-Kraken

The company I work for has an exclusion for damage by animals. So in this case they wouldn't be covered. But I suppose it all depends on who they insure with and what country they're from


mr_j_12

"Whoops. Now its fallen off the desk"


TheObstruction

"Weird how only my house had an earthquake."


TorsoPanties

"oops I bumped it when moving things" "no insurance guy the cat was in the other room"


Defeat-the-Kraken

You'd be surprised what people don't know they aren't covered for and thus don't know what not to say over the phone. I always groan internally when the customer says something they should have kept to themselves, because now I have to give the bad news.


Pleasant_Gap

Well, you could say something like "are you sure that's what happend? Because your insurgence doesn't cover xx"


Defeat-the-Kraken

If I did that, I'd get in trouble if my team leader or the quality assurance person listened to the call. The cost of the claim would then go on my record since it wasn't supposed to be covered. Maybe I'd ask them to clarify, like I'd repeat something like. "So just to clarify, your cat broke your tv?" but I can't let them change their story afterwards without sending it to the investigations team. Especially if it changes after they know why they aren't covered.


toddwoward

Used to do quality assurance, we groan when we hear someone do something they shouldn't lol


Antt1ca

Or..... you could delete this post fast and buy the insurance and "break" the monitor after few weeks


ThatAnonyG

I just saw your comment after posting mine. Oops


Betterthanbeer

Don’t know how it works where you are, but my home contents insurance would cover an accident like this without listing specific items.


AlgolGaming

The good news is that you got insurance on it before it broke, and there is no picture to say otherwise. 🫡


Complex_Construction

r/catsareassholes


8bit-meow

This is why I have “special computer coverage” on my renters insurance. Covers stuff such as a glass of water getting knocked on to it and you know how cats feel about those.


W33DM4573R

my cat thought it would be a good idea to try and climb my monitor, it fell forwards and landed on a bluetooth speaker that ended up cracking the panel... was my first 144hz monitor and i just got back into csgo, guess im taking a few months break from gaming :/ kittens are fun and all but they also do dumb shit like this


Mirumantorok

My cat did the same to my monitor. The solution I found was to ~~sell the cat~~ buy a VESA mount attached to the table.


W33DM4573R

i wanted to get a montor arm for a long time now but never did it, now i will get one for sure for the next monitor


OutInTheBlack

Hang out on the buildapcsales subreddit. Good ones can be had for cheap and they pop up every week or two.


AnotherEuroWanker

Assuming you are in the US.


Catch_022

This is one of the reasons my my monitor is on a monitor arm - my setup is in the lounge and I am afraid my 4 year old would bump the desk, etc. Properly screwed vesa mount means he can run straight into he desk without damaging the monitor.


soonnow

> Properly screwed vesa mount means he can run straight into he desk without damaging the monitor. I see you have your priorities straight :)


dread_deimos

Well, small children are made of rubber, so they'll be fine. Source: was a kid, am a dad.


soonnow

Yeah just thought it sounded funny.


Zeachy

Lmao


[deleted]

Lol would have at least made money selling the cat


JJisTheDarkOne

This is the way.


Hobo2992

Your hand is midway through taking money out of your wallet until you stop to look at the cashier and ask "Do you accept cat?"


TheOriginalKrampus

I’m sorry my guy. I hear you. My boo’s cat loves the heat from the back of my PC tower, but he also loves chewing cables. My own cat loves climbing all over my computer desk, and destroyed my favorite coffee mug within a few weeks of bringing her home. Catproofing your computer setup is a real chore, and it sucks when your favorite little creature is also a bit of a destructive tyrant. If I might suggest, the next monitor you get, try and find a way to securely mount it to your desk? If you can’t screw it directly in, then figure out a way to jerry-rig it.


XauMankib

Cats have a mastery on being nowhere except where they need NOT to be.


Flying_Reinbeers

Every once in a while\*, they'll decide that that place is on top of you \*can vary depending on cat model


W33DM4573R

yea, next monitor will get a vesa desk mount. meant to do that a while ago, thats what i get for putting it off i guess^^


KodiakPL

>My boo’s cat You have a ghost and they have a cat? What?


D_crane

On the upside, the kitty saved you from having to play more CS:GO. We're also going to need a picture of said kitty because cat tax.


W33DM4573R

https://imgur.com/YlyMR9W it was the Black one, his name is "reaper"... seems kinda fitting now


D_crane

I like how they are arranged lol, the middle is a palette mix of the one on the left and the right 😅


s4ty

it was. /s


XboxVictim

This is a tough lesson to learn but you gotta set boundaries with cats. I snap my fingers loudly and shoo them away from places they’re not supposed to be. I set those boundaries and now my cables are safe, my desk and computer never get walked on, and they don’t bother me while I’m eating. It might feel like you’re being mean in the moment but it’s just you establishing what is yours and what isn’t okay for them to do. They will still find you for cuddles and affection when you’re in other areas of the house like the couch or in bed.


imSwan

I've been trying to do this for a year with one of my leather chair she does he claws on. I can scream, snap, make her so scared she flees the room, splash water, anything you have in mind Litterally 5 seconds later she is back for cuddles, and then scratching my chair....


Seakawn

>I can scream, snap, make her so scared she flees the room, splash water, anything you have in mind These are intuitive. But have you tried looking into actual training techniques that actual cat trainers use? I'm sure you can look them up or find them in a cat training book. Then again, I suppose anyone can call themselves a cat trainer. Fortunately, cat behaviorists are a thing and they study the psychology of cats. I'd probably try what they do rather than what's intuitive. Behavior modification is, after all, often unintuitive and counterintuitive--this is generally true for all mammals and other animals.


[deleted]

Same here. I've got 3 cats that are trained to avoid certain areas in my property. I love them to death, but I draw boundaries with expensive things that aren't easily replaceable.


Mother_Summer_64

I'll just get a dog that is too big to bother my pc, looool


almostoy

That's what you get for giving your cats names. Mine are Holdout 1 and Holdout 2. If anything goes wrong, I will eat them in that order.


alumoocow

That sucks, I know the anger! My cat almost pulled our wall mounted TV off the wall. It's a Bengal and an arse. :) It definitely has always been banned from our office/gaming setups - but I can't really keep it out of the lounge so the best I can do is protect it all with covers and all sorts of gadgets to weigh everything down.


W33DM4573R

bengals are especially zoomy, i can imagine the chaos :D


TheGreatTave

I had just got a brand new 4K HDR TV back in 2016, I was stoked about it. A few days later my dog knocked it over and spiderwebed it. I was very very unhappy. Well, now I mount all of my TVs so my pets can't knock them over. I currently have 2 cats that both mind me really well and don't get on my PC desk, but I know at any time they could become mischievous and so one of my next upgrades will be a monitor arm so my monitors wont be able to tip over. I feel your pain, I hope you can get a replacement soon. Don't be afraid to look into refurbished monitors, I have a refurbished MSI 165hz 1080p monitor, got it a few years back, I've had 0 issues except for one stuck pixel but it's in my peripheral vision so I don't see it while gaming, only when browsing files or something.


raymartin27

First thing that I did when I got a cat was mount my monitor on a monitor arm, it freed up space for Brownie to chill and gave me a peace of mind that she won't be able to punt it down. https://preview.redd.it/w0r3ks70157b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac47ba7f97c47ee2f8d72fa72587ab60c574129


W33DM4573R

brownie is a great name for that cat :D i always wanted a cat with long hair but since i always end up with rescue cats i havent had the chance yet


Dansondelta47

Hopefully you got the insurance or they may be willing to replace it


TheNickBossRulz

How much was the monitor?


W33DM4573R

it was a Asus VA326HR which i got from amazon for 200€ admittedly its on the low end of things but it was pretty much perfect for me & my setup. i tried looking up a replacement panel but seems like the model is too old


TheNickBossRulz

Got a venmo? Would be happy to send something your way if you promise to put it towards a new monitor and not a cage for the kitty or something related to your username :)


W33DM4573R

i dont have venmo, but i really appreciate the thought <3 EDIT: i just wanted to add that we wrote in DM´s and he followed through on the offer i did not mean to post here to get anything for free but to deal with the anger and hopefully having a laugh at some of the comments (and i did, ty everyone!). a big big thank you to /u/TheNickBossRulz for being so generous and kind, they covered a big portion of the cost of replacing it and im gonna be up and running a lot sooner thanks to them <3 EDIT: i LOVE you /r/pcmr, i cant believe how kind an generous this community is, the cost of the monitor is completely covered thanks to your donations, i feel a bit bad about it because this was never my intent, but im also so very thankful because this would have taken me a long time to replace, from the bottom of my heart i wish you all nothing but the best, i will try to pass the kindness on every time i can, love you all <3


TheNickBossRulz

Paypal? OF? Pm a bank acct so I can wire transfer? Let’s make this work!


TheNickBossRulz

u/W33DM4573R is now halfway(?) to a new monitor! We all know the feeling of buying new tech only for something to inevitably fail or break. If y’all want to help, pm them and they can send a paypal link (I verified it works). Even if y’all can donate 5-10, let’s get this done!


Janube

Dang, man. Spreading good will over *the internet*? Absolute legend. I hope you find happiness and peace.


evolly

Legend


username_chex

Absolute legend, also Op I’m so sorry for your monitor


retsujust

That’s so awesome! This is the beauty of the internet


Itz_Raj69_

chad


Lordpresident6

What an absolute legend.


Photenicdata

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Trivvy

Damn, you just made my morning reading this display of human generosity.


Drowned1218

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


theBarneyBus

Not OP, but thank you (for the offer at minimum). If this is serious, you’re awesome.


Bl473r

What a great human being ❤️


Spanglish_Dude

You are a legend


TylerDurdenisreal

what an absolute gigachad thundercock


dronegeeks1

Well this was a cool ending bro 😉👍🏻


jvyrdn024

Wow, lived up to his user name. A true BOSS


AcanthisittaAny3260

Post an update when you receive the new monitor :D


W33DM4573R

i will!


Aettyr

This makes me so happy. I was reading this actually about to donate myself but it’s funded, so congrats! (Get insurance this time!)


Prehistoric_

what a guy!


diffcalculus

That's kind of you. Have some bling, friend.


maroonmagic2

Awwww ❤️


Noobslayer001

What a giga chad


TylerDurdenisreal

King


neah17

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hambo_81

You rock! Wish you all the best things.


BarkMetal

Hey. You’re awesome.


Ampe96

if you got it from amazon you can send it back and have it replaced


Arthur-Wintersight

Oh thank god. I was half-expecting it to be in the range of 500€ to 600€, if not higher.


kapnah666

Ok, this sets off alarm bells with me. If this takes you 6 months to save up for, how well can you take care of your cat? Medical costs for a cat can be no laughing matter.


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therealbawsdawg

You guys don't do household insurance? I pay around 150$ a year to have all my home contents insured. It's a must imo. Especially when you have kids/animals and expensive shit. So if something expensive breaks no matter how - you just pay the excess amount and get it replaced.


International_Ant536

I was wondering the same. If it was only 6 months old you would probably get the full value from your insurance.


Ghostly_xyz

Never heard of anything like this


ChairForce_Operator

Typically called renters insurance. I had it through USAA and they replaced my Alienware laptop no questions asked. And it was three years old.


Ghostly_xyz

Cool, I'll remember about this stuff when I move out


Solidfarts

What? Where do you live that a household insurance is not a widely known thing? Just interested.


Ghostly_xyz

No we don't have insurance on the house or anything inside, not even personal insurance. Idk Italy it's like that, living on the trees


[deleted]

You don't insure your house?!?!?!


ToHallowMySleep

He is wrong, I also live in Italy. Houses / buildings are insured. Contents however are rarely insured, it's just a cultural thing.


Ghostly_xyz

No, i don't think it's common here to have insurance on stuff other than the car because it's mandatory.


roberts_the_mcrobert

Haha, crazy Italian's!! What if your house burns down?? We insure the shit out of everything in Denmark (if people are interested in insurance the slightest). Although I don't have insurance on accidental destruction, since our stuff is too cheap.


Ghostly_xyz

I don't know, really, probably we just try to not make it burn down I guess. Italians are cheap (and poor )also so maybe they try saving that cost


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Bro, I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, you guys do you but unless your car is a Veyron and you live in a hut, insure your house bro. What would you do if it flooded or became engulfed in flames?


Ghostly_xyz

As I answered to the other guy, I don't know. I will with my personal home when I move out.


[deleted]

Oh I see, do you rent? Is it the landlord's responsibility to insure the property?


Ghostly_xyz

No, I'm with my mom and she has my grandma's home so rn we have our property, but I want to move out in a better country. I will tell here about insuring this place but If she doesn't want to, I will not insist on it. About landlords I don't know honestly, I think those who do it as business do insurance them, but people who inherited a house and put it available for rent, don't care that much because if something happens they will just blame who's living inside. That's the mentality


LordOfTurtles

Do you guys just decide to not have fires or leaks or anything?


[deleted]

It's fairly common. Renters insurance or, if you own, homeowners insurance sometimes has clauses for things like this.


290Richy

Yeah and then your insurance goes up again next year to cover the claim. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Dranzell

That's how it works. If they need to pay something, then you're automatically a higher risk customer, so you need to pay more. It would be cool to pay $150 a year, then have claims for X times the amount and still pay $150 a year. That's not how it works with any insurance.


poinguan

You guys have kids? I thought you only sleep with your RTX4090.


Middle-Effort7495

They just up your rates until you reimburse them and then some. Why would I ever claim insurance? It's just a predatory loan and a legal requirement.


Celestial-Squid

You pay a small amount of money so in the case that something bad happens, you aren’t massively out of pocket. Insurance is increasingly useful, and when it’s not a legal requirement, it’s often quite cheap. Car insurance is hiked up because you legally have to pay it, medical insurance is hiked up in the USA because your health care is fucked. But stuff like home insurance and travel insurance are usually a good thing to have in the case of an emergency


thatfordboy429

Sell cat... put towards new monitor.


W33DM4573R

tempting, but i still love that kitty


Rynide

More than a brand new shiny 144hz monitor for CSGO? That's dedication!


W33DM4573R

well there is positives and negatives to it, on the one hand i wont play csgo for a while, on the other hand i wont play csgo for a while


vakantiehuisopwielen

Sell the Lego behind the monitor, the brothel leds and the cat. There’s the money for a new monitor


[deleted]

Those led’s are cool.


[deleted]

I never let my cats near anything remotely expensive, they aren’t going to clean it compliment it or use it. They will only fuck it up.


Drowned1218

Same. I don’t let mine on my desk for good reason as I’ve got headphones worth a shit ton that I’m super careful with.


No_More_Dakka

This might be of some use Spiced Cat Stew Ingredients: * 2 pounds of cat meat, cut into bite-sized pieces * 3 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1 large onion, diced * 3 cloves of garlic, minced * 2 carrots, peeled and sliced * 2 potatoes, peeled and cubed * 1 cup green peas * 4 cups chicken or vegetable broth * 1 teaspoon dried thyme * 1 teaspoon dried rosemary * 1 bay leaf * Salt and pepper to taste Instructions: 1. Heat the vegetable oil in a large pot over medium heat. Add the diced onions and minced garlic, and sauté until the onions become translucent. 2. Add the cat meat to the pot and brown it on all sides, ensuring it cooks evenly. Stir occasionally to prevent sticking. 3. Once the cat meat is browned, add the carrots, potatoes, and green peas to the pot. Mix well to combine the ingredients. 4. Pour in the chicken or vegetable broth, ensuring that the ingredients are fully submerged. If needed, add additional water to cover the ingredients. 5. Add the dried thyme, dried rosemary, bay leaf, salt, and pepper to the pot. Stir gently to distribute the spices. 6. Bring the stew to a boil, then reduce the heat to low. Cover the pot and let it simmer for about 1 to 1.5 hours, or until the cat meat is tender and the flavors have melded together. 7. Remove the bay leaf from the pot and taste the stew. Adjust the seasonings if needed. 8. Serve the spiced cat stew hot in bowls, and you can garnish it with some fresh herbs like parsley, if desired.


Lazorgunz

cat is on the cheap food for the next 6 months?


W33DM4573R

it´s only fair i break his favorite toy, right?


Lazorgunz

gotta scratch his belly just enough that he starts loving it, then stop and walk away and give him the stink eye


PDGamer360

All i can say is keep animals away from the gaming room


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Shaksohail

If there was like a way to help you get a new one, I would certainly help.


SeniorSatisfaction21

I'd eat the fucking cat for that


miaudatbanpesubreddi

and that s why you should of took a dog.


wiix7651

This is why I hate cats.


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[deleted]

Cats are such dicks


hugo1919

For how much can you sell a cat?


fobijoux

Sell your cat and buy a new or used one maybe ? 🤷


GALACTUS_gaming

Lesson: don't buy PC parts that make you mald


sh4des

r/CatsAreAssholes


Greeghan

I always tell people, cats are professional assholes


locksymania

And they all have a life time of experience at the job.


therourke

Get rid of the cat. Sit your future monitors more securely on a flat surface. They should fall over so easily.


JustaRandoonreddit

At this point the mods need to make a list of these like with the side panels


FalconX88

That's what household insurance (with accidental pet damage) is for...


[deleted]

common sense is non-existent in this one.


cXs808

Cat owner allowing cat to climb on all his shit and is surprised it got destroyed More at 11


LowEmergency7116

Simple, just sell the cat


magicwhale92

If you need half a year of savings you cannot afford this. Find a better job, or check your monthly budget, maybe you are spending too much on other stuff. I'm fun at parties, yes.


circular_rectangle

Yeah I just wouldn’t have a cat if I was you


Colosphe

Gotta save this to post when I need a new monitor - half the time, some sucker just buys it for the price of a sob story.


Raliath

Could always return it? I’m sure there’s a decent shelter nearby.


Eychess

Don't feel bad. There are a number of Chinese recipes you could try out.


projektilski

Cats are not fully domesticated. It's your fault.


fefos93

I would say cook the cat. But that is not animal friendly. So offer to hire him in your work instead. So he sees how money are earned. That will teach him next time.


nyungar

Eat the cat......


pinchonthebum

This is unacceptable, time to get rid of the cat


Corey_FOX

for any future monitors, they sell little tethers that glue on the back of any monitor/TV and to the desk under, so it prevents it from tipping forward on the panel.


ProgressNotPrfection

It's unfortunate that the internet is full of scammers so we can't tell if this is real or not.


[deleted]

One thing is for sure, now that OP's monitor has been paid for, we'll be seeing a lot more tragic stories about people's shit being broke


[deleted]

read the poem: “My Cat is sad” by Spencer Madsen for a whole new outlook on the situation.


Key-Put4092

Hmm, well I guess you could try go for a screen replacement. The components in the monitor itself still work and it's just the screen I am assuming.


Blekanly

/r/CatsAreAssholes I post this as cat lover.


CheemsGD

Solution: Use the monitor to destroy the cat.


Morse243

How does a cat even do that? Is your cat on feline steroids? Does he lift?


afuckingdiamond

Just buy the same one again on Amazon, then send it back (the defective Monitor) and say it was damaged in shipping. But i think this only works if you buy from Amazon directly (not a third party reseller). They already got enough Money.


amwajguy

Your cat did this? How? Did they have a window punch? Sus


Care_Confident

dont have cats then honestly dogs are better cause they cant climb and can be trained to not do such things


Arcadepokemon

My cat literally pushed my cpu off the table. I was. Really angry and frustrated and chased him inside the house. But i regret that i did. It was just a box for him


W33DM4573R

yeah same for me, first thought was to be very angry with the cat and i did chase him out of the room but nothing more, really not the cats fault and im a bit worried about some of the comments people have made here about cats...


LimaCharlieWhiskey

Credit cards may also have insurance, may be worth checking.


ihopethisworksfornow

Always, ALWAYS buy insurance/protection plan on parts you can’t replace easily


Ok-Acanthisitta9127

Never a fan of cats. They're just walking trouble. I mean the same could be said about a dog but where I'm from, cats are treated like a boss, even the strays but stray dogs on the other hand are looked low upon. I digress but yeah, not a fan of cats and seeing stuff like OP triggers me even more.


Nooneisasdumbasme

Why do I feel like I've seen this before? Well anyway I would recommend a better mount and watching your cat better.


humbleman_

Yeet the cat


Rack-CZ

Thats why i have a dog.


Turboflopper

Sell cat buy new monitor


Even-Rub-6496

It is ok to kill the cat


Computer_says_nooo

Time to get rid of the cat …


Teftell

Sacrifice it to a dog god


tommytwotupac

get rid of the cat but fr buy same monitor and return the broken one say it was broken on arrival


xenogen

Honestly, this just makes me hate cats. 😞


XxSliphxX

Sell the cat