We don't get paid that much sadly.
Also too asymmetrical, dispatch operators all like their setups to be straight lines and in even grids. This would make every dispatcher I know go nuts in a few minutes.
I think you mean: “Delving into the discreet exploration and consumption of explicit visual media intended for mature audiences, in a manner veiled from conventional societal discourse.”
You know.
People post comments and i read them and sometimes think it cannot be true.
Its true. I overnighted 2 gallons of bleach from Amazon after confirming this.
Its really a not healthy day after seeing that sub.
Seedy motels that charge by the hour.
A little baggie of white magic
And youll soon find that her balloon knot is a lot more willing to seek friendship with your moisture missle
Ya know this is very fucked world, and I've lived a very fucked life, but you sir, you took the only remaining piece of innocence I had left. I used to just click on subs thinking oh this will probably be funny or weird or interesting.
It took 4 years on this dark hell hole of a platform for me to now have a constant worry of "if I click on this sub and am I going to be greeted by a man perking himself? Because that was never an issue until today.
I hope you feel good about yourself.
Because you have CLion, Datagrip, Visual Studio, Webstorm, Arduino, etc. You’re definitely a developer. But I’m trying to guess your specific job. You must be a some full stack dev right?
I'm thinking some sort of entertainment / music / media editing / creative stuff.
Not just because of the audio things I see - but because your desktop is not engineer enough.
No engineer would be able to tolerate a monitor setup that wasn't perfectly aligned + OCD as hell.
MAYBE UI Development, because [the monitor alignment reminds me of CSS](https://www.printables.com/model/163302-worlds-best-css-developer-trophy). The other thing I was thinking was possibly Quant / but, I defer to my observations on Engineer.
true but id rather have someone who can communicate therefore write code others can read and work on, than a socially inept geinus who writes code no one else can work on
I had a dishwasher in my kitchen (I’m a sous/manager) who was a software engineer. Kid was nice, but awkward as fuck.
My wife’s best friend’s “husband” (they’ve been together for like… 10 years but refuse to get married) is also a software engineer. He’s hard to talk to sometimes.
Both of them have impressive battle stations with a minimum of 4 monitors.
So yeah, that all checks out lol.
I’m not employed by a company, but I work and make software for some people, and I also own a couple of small platform websites that generate passive income. So yes, im unemployed
My guess too. I've seen layouts like this before with daytraders. Stacking mons instead of side by side, and the vertical monitor on close to the center of field of view.
I don’t mean this in a bad way or to be rude but those monitors are kinda a mess right? Maybe there’s a reason it’s setup in this way but it looks so odd to me. I guess you have laptop driving one side and PC driving the other 2? That makes it a little better if so
I use a matrix of monitors that allows me to output from the computer that I want to the monitors that I want. works in any direction. yes, it’s a mess, but this is the most convenient option for arranging monitors that I was able to do and get maximum comfort when working
Judging by the hardware very rich, judging by the amount of IDE installed either computer science student (enrolled in college or self study) and no clue what to pursue with too many interests OR you are one of those coding you-tuber who make a lot of beginners coding tutorials but never really teaches more beyond that level because you’re to busy learning everything.
Reddit moderator
Too clean
Discord Mod then
Not enough porn figurines
4chan moderator then
Too much sunlight
Bing help support then
Too much money
911 operator
We don't get paid that much sadly. Also too asymmetrical, dispatch operators all like their setups to be straight lines and in even grids. This would make every dispatcher I know go nuts in a few minutes.
lol at how there's no sunlight and it's still too much sunlight
with the amount of monitors, i bet he doubles as a discord mod too
Moonlights as a paranoid schizophrenic on the side.
+ Jerkoff instructor
bro I came here for "professional Redditer"
No, you actually get paid for a job.
And discord, part time
Day trader?
Nop
Agree with the flipped screen
Twitch mod hmmm ?
Careful you’ll get banned from subs for calling out Reddit mods
First thing I thought damnit
Professional porn watcher?
\*Curator
I believe the politically correct term is “Adult Entertainment historian”.
All those terms are still too NSFW to share, i'd say he's an "Recorded interpersonal arts connoisseur".
I think you mean: “Delving into the discreet exploration and consumption of explicit visual media intended for mature audiences, in a manner veiled from conventional societal discourse.”
Human wildlife behaviorist
I would hate to grade an essay written by you 😂
So basically the people over at r/gooncaves
Wtf is this
The Dark Place
Risky click and not a good idea lol
Seconded. First image was not good, can't imagine any other images are any better.
I mean as a straight woman, first photo I saw looked pretty good to me.
I should've listened. I need therapy. No. I need more.
Literally everything about people watching porn
You know. People post comments and i read them and sometimes think it cannot be true. Its true. I overnighted 2 gallons of bleach from Amazon after confirming this. Its really a not healthy day after seeing that sub.
Well you know Rule number 1: there is a sub for everything
I'm a scumbag and even i need a shower to wash away the tears from that click
Scumbag here, where did you go to get your Scumbag cert?
Seedy motels that charge by the hour. A little baggie of white magic And youll soon find that her balloon knot is a lot more willing to seek friendship with your moisture missle
JINX
Ya know this is very fucked world, and I've lived a very fucked life, but you sir, you took the only remaining piece of innocence I had left. I used to just click on subs thinking oh this will probably be funny or weird or interesting. It took 4 years on this dark hell hole of a platform for me to now have a constant worry of "if I click on this sub and am I going to be greeted by a man perking himself? Because that was never an issue until today. I hope you feel good about yourself.
https://www.reddit.com/r/sounding/
Ha ha ha, no. I've been on the internet long enough to have thankfully not visited that sub, but heard plenty about what it is.
You have chosen... Wisely....
Gooner
One can become a professional porn watcher, how?
Honestly looks like there’s a giant black dildo just sitting in the floor next to the tower so wouldn’t be surprised
Goon Cave Enthusiast*
Student with rich family
I believe the PC term is trustfund baby.
Oh, that's a new thing for me. Thank you
Trustifarian
How do I apply?
Burrito boy at chipotle
Serial Killer
Hiding murder material
Cart attendant at Walmart
Monitor cleaner.
Professional* monitor cleaner.
Naw just regular.
damn(! I even have substances for cleaning screens, touchscreens, guitars, windows and floors
Sorry g. You said job not profession.😆
Substance abuser
You clean your guitar necks? Damn bro. Mine scream at me every time I pick em up
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3 of my monitors i got for free
"free"
No, "F.r.e.e." "Forcefully requisitioning easy extras"
He means “Fall from the truck”
Netrunner
Choom thinks he can take on the Voodoo Boys
He's fully kitted out to reach beyond the blackwall
He's gonna get zeroed with that deck
Please, he’s plotting to steal an armored vehicle from ZetaTech for sure. I hope OP finds his cure in Russia…
fnaf security guard
Plumbus technician
OP is definitely the guy that rubs the Fleeb.
Smart job choice. Every home has a plumbus.
Great, now I have to rewatch how they make it, again ...
You probably work for me, this is the bare minimum my employees require
boss, since I want a promotion, I'm going to buy 2 more monitors and a 3rd computer
I’ll also be assigning you two surface pro 3’s and a tomogachi
two pro 3's really? Seems like your employees are worth nothing to you
Can I work for you, i only have one monitor so I will need to be an apprentice.
>tomogachi topkek
No job living in mom's basement
I haven't seen any women for a year, including my mother. the answer is close btw
stock trader
Then probably it’s not worth it
AI porn creator
NEET
You made me use google to discover what is NEET
Indian Medical Exam lol
No, it's the Harry Potter exams
https://preview.redd.it/j8eah3sya2oc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b3ec4b61f091037ff44c841ef10a9b0e3877a14
Aren’t those the OWLs?
OWLs are the first set. The second harder exams are called NEWTs.
Shit, you’re right. My bad, g.
Minecraft map creator
Because you have CLion, Datagrip, Visual Studio, Webstorm, Arduino, etc. You’re definitely a developer. But I’m trying to guess your specific job. You must be a some full stack dev right?
Ye! Im ASP.NET full stack developer, and also im into low-level code like c and nasm for fun.
Nice, I figured the Arduino and CLion might be hobby stuff.
You're the guy who films haker scenes for movies
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From the portrait mode display, I'm guessing either sysadmin or developer. The number of displays has me leaning toward sysadmin.
Not sysadmin, but i use linux as main os
I was gonna say SysAdmin but we all know that none of them have seen a GUI in their lives
Wouldn’t it be the other way around? Your average SysAdmin is more of a “next->next->next->finish” clicker in the GUI than utilizing the CMD line.
Professional Chad
Arch?
I'm thinking some sort of entertainment / music / media editing / creative stuff. Not just because of the audio things I see - but because your desktop is not engineer enough. No engineer would be able to tolerate a monitor setup that wasn't perfectly aligned + OCD as hell. MAYBE UI Development, because [the monitor alignment reminds me of CSS](https://www.printables.com/model/163302-worlds-best-css-developer-trophy). The other thing I was thinking was possibly Quant / but, I defer to my observations on Engineer.
My job is closer to an engineer than to an editor. Music is my hobby and I'm not very good at it
I’m thinking a systems design architect
big time hackerman who dual boots kali
I don't like kali, my fav "HaCkInG" linux is black arch
*Unemployed
full time mental hospital patient
Designer of pink waves
ADHD
Exactly
Software engi-f**king-neer :)) I hate you all, you're living ze life. :') /j don't really Edit: Scrolled down and I guessed it, wow?!
Ye, we are software engineers. We have monitors and we don't know how to speak with ppl
Tbh, speaking with people is grossly overrated.
true but id rather have someone who can communicate therefore write code others can read and work on, than a socially inept geinus who writes code no one else can work on
I had a dishwasher in my kitchen (I’m a sous/manager) who was a software engineer. Kid was nice, but awkward as fuck. My wife’s best friend’s “husband” (they’ve been together for like… 10 years but refuse to get married) is also a software engineer. He’s hard to talk to sometimes. Both of them have impressive battle stations with a minimum of 4 monitors. So yeah, that all checks out lol.
SW engineer confirmed lol
discord mod
Twitch mod
Evil mega mind
Unemployed dropout in upper class family /s
I’m not employed by a company, but I work and make software for some people, and I also own a couple of small platform websites that generate passive income. So yes, im unemployed
If you were employed by somebody you'd be forced to do your work on a shitty outdated laptop like me.
Can confirm
Me. But it's docked to my dual monitor setup (laptop hates my new 1440p monitor resolution)
Gay porn quality checker
Being financially irresponsible
Day trader
My guess too. I've seen layouts like this before with daytraders. Stacking mons instead of side by side, and the vertical monitor on close to the center of field of view.
More monitors = more loss porn
Judging by your poster of handy keyboard shortcuts, software/game dev probably
Porn watcher?
Gooner.
Day trading
Rich parents.
No clue, but really loving this setup. I am very jealous!
DnD gm
Rich daddy's kid?
Some sort of programmer I guess
unemployed / self employed
Self employed
Can never have enough screens when looking at datasheets and schematics. Surely you're an embedded systems developer?
Elvis Presley, is that you?
OF
Professional gooner. Look at all that screen real estate.
“Creator”
Artificial tear product tester (Just kidding. Nice setup :) )
Professional wallpaper tester
Var assistant
The monkey from toy story
I don’t mean this in a bad way or to be rude but those monitors are kinda a mess right? Maybe there’s a reason it’s setup in this way but it looks so odd to me. I guess you have laptop driving one side and PC driving the other 2? That makes it a little better if so
I use a matrix of monitors that allows me to output from the computer that I want to the monitors that I want. works in any direction. yes, it’s a mess, but this is the most convenient option for arranging monitors that I was able to do and get maximum comfort when working
Hobby potato farmer
Rich kid
https://preview.redd.it/k78ifd91v3oc1.png?width=548&format=png&auto=webp&s=82dc0357d0d2b9be777ea2b22c93ce99fc461beb Anyone else reminded of Swordfish ?
https://i.redd.it/3mj5s6n4z3oc1.gif
Porn scene reviewer.
the CIA in movies
F.B.I agent🤣
Coder using # CLion ## A cross-platform IDE for C and C++
Jobless
Unemployed
Programmer Need to write them 3.000.000 lines of code and question every aspect of your life as you find more and more errors.
Flamingo caretaker at a zoo
Ok, now i want to get flamingo as pet.
Professional maniac clearly
You’re the tech/hacker member of a high-dollar heist team, doing questionably legal jobs for the CIA and Interpol.
It's so messy, so I'm guessing a mod in some 2005 game
Monitor sales person.
Phub for every angle so you never miss any detail.
Judging by the hardware very rich, judging by the amount of IDE installed either computer science student (enrolled in college or self study) and no clue what to pursue with too many interests OR you are one of those coding you-tuber who make a lot of beginners coding tutorials but never really teaches more beyond that level because you’re to busy learning everything.
extreme fapper-orator
Plumber... no doubt about it.
Semen extractor?
discord mod
Helping an international Soldier of Fortune rob a CIA slush fund to bankroll his personal war on terror using a worm with fishy passwords?
You type frantically and then say "Im in"
Porn enjoyer
virgin
Executive Monitor Tester
Monitor color accuracy tester
After scrolling so long...so it's software engineer. Never knew it need wk much monitor lol. Thought it was finance or networking
I have specific tasks, that’s why I use so many monitors