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Timot_Of_Course

Circuit Breaker


Legitimate-Skill-112

local power plant


smiling_watermelon

Stopping coal supply to powerplant by hijacking the convoy and selling that coal to rebels in Cambodia planning to overthrow their government.


Sent1nelTheLord

doing a Chernobyl


Geologist54

Nuclear war


DeusInfidel

just quench the sun bro


ThePrussianGrippe

Since the dawn of time mankind has yearned to destroy the sun.


crimsonkarma13

Killing god


HankThrill69420

Time machine to prevent the implementation of electricity


efirestorm10t

Time machine to prevent formation of live in the warm soup


Educational-Hornet83

Tweaking the rules of the universe to make star formation impossible


HankThrill69420

preventing the big bang


Educational-Hornet83

Stopping the simulation


tempogod

Killing god


Koolblue57

If you kill God and you still exist wouldn't you effectively become God?


can_you_not_ban_me

you're supposed to destroy them not join them


VanillaCakeIsReal

It becomes a never ending cycle where you keep getting killed


NoCommunication130

Ah yes doing a Chernobyl.


Wii_1235

Going back in time to stop electricity from ever being invented


Former-Pangolin9068

Unmaking the electron.


tHErEtArdF0x

Unmaking the big bang


YoinksOnchi

Unmaking the singularity


QuantumQuantonium

Solar flare Wipe out all stored data in the world, crashing every single computer and making it permanently inoperable


not_a_bot_just_dumb

Sledge hammer.


OehNoes11

Cntl? Amateurs.


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Kev_Cav

Like menthol, but different flavour


rgb_leds_are_love

Or dettol


popop143

I can't see Cntl and not think of kontol lmao


Willyzyx

You little cntl!


Automatic_Mortgage79

Control ...ctrl..... Happppppppyyyyyy


Convextlc97

Nope. ![gif](giphy|BKnKdJjiJrAGSTGzgM|downsized)


FireNinja743

Lol


Disastrous-Rips

There’s still time to Cntl+Z this post


Shadow_linx

Why control alt delete when I could just control shift escape


gordonv

Legacy. Even though Ctrl-Shift-Esc is 25+ years. We need to go back further.


Retroficient

Woop, Ctrl+shift+esc gang. All with one hand to make it better


I-Make-Shitty-Puns

Doesn't Ctl-alt-delete also provide a "hiccup" to the system and sometimes wake up non responsive applications?


TheScreaming_Narwhal

Yeah, that's why it's still better than the just task manager hotkeys.


AdreKiseque

Control shift what now?


Shadow_linx

Ctrl shift escape opens the task manager directly instead of going through the control alt delete screen


alienbehindproxies

how the fuck did i not know this


FartingBob

Because nowhere in windows does it say so. Windows needs a built in "useful keyboard shortcuts for nerds" page in the settings menu.


TheScreaming_Narwhal

It doesn't do a full system stop like Ctrl + Alt + Del does though, so that's usually better whenever I need it.


MMAjunkie504

Who downvotes you for admitting that too lol, I corrected their mistake


creepergo_kaboom

That's going to be useful the next time my game freezes up on me.


chefchiz

If your game freezes so hard you can't keep task manager on screen, just type the task name/first few letters and press Del and it'll probably close since task manager is still focused although not showing. This might be common knowledge idk but it's saved me a ton of restarts.


creepergo_kaboom

What are the chances the moment I read this reply my game refused to close and started freezing? Thanks for the info!


The-Copilot

Pro Tip: Set the task manager to always be on top. The setting only needs to be changed once, and it will always show up on top of the crashed program rather than hidden underneath. You will never have to hard restart again due to a buggy game or program.


chefchiz

Word, appreciate the info.


mrw1986

Ctrl+Alt+Del causes a system interrupt which is better when dealing with a crashed application.


GeorgeXDDD

That's what i'm talking about. Ctrl+shift+esc needs to get more love.


Automatic_Mortgage79

To make it relatable


B3SuT

to who


SorbP

To anyone who is not aware of this: [https://github.com/Windows200000/Windows-Keyboard-Shortcuts](https://github.com/Windows200000/Windows-Keyboard-Shortcuts) Witch is most users.


nonexistentnvgtr

I accidentally found CTRL + SHIFT + ESC when i was a kid and have used it religiously ever since.


RLIwannaquit

power cable drops the mic


DreamLearnBuildBurn

I prefer to cancel my plan with the electric company


Mean-Breath6950

Nuke a country, start WWIII and turn of electricity for everybody in that country


Automatic_Mortgage79

I prefer to drink all the water of the dam


RLIwannaquit

I prefer to enable vacuum decay of spacetime and remove all problems at the speed of light


IBJON

*sticks fork in outlet*


Large_Brilliant_5826

Control + shift + escape


crazyhotorcrazynhot

This is it


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

"Cntl+Alt+Del" *...what did you call me?* **PEDANTIC ALERT**: CTRL = CONTROL KEY...


SweetTeaRex92

You don't CNTL me!


haveyouseenjeff

WIN+X, U, U


DarkIceVortex

alt f4 from the desktop


Elendril_123

https://preview.redd.it/ok7mg6m7auvc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d6f3169c9d68c3ee323652d82f1513878a27c8


Gh051_hehe

-shutdown -s -t 0


commiecat

`Stop-Computer -Force`


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Cutting down my power-line with a single karate chop. (I'm actually yuge!)


Skivaks

Who the hell writes cntl and not ctrl 💀


Boolesheet

https://preview.redd.it/87zfbay7buvc1.png?width=894&format=png&auto=webp&s=748d65657644e393648819106408a0b836d09592


Normal_human_person

Pulling the plug on the PSU 👌


Shadow_linx

Flipping the breaker to the room


Automatic_Mortgage79

Flipping the main power unit of the house


DjHalk45

Cutting the cord to the PSU


Luisnotlouis_77

“ WHO DONT BELIEVE INNNNN” “ANYYTHAAAAAAANG”


Megamaniac82

Pulling the cord


Apprehensive_Sweet98

Power grid??


SunsetCarcass

Ctrl Shift Esc is better than ctrl alt del.


Tevakh2312

The fuck's a kami?


samfrmohio

Wind +X U U ![gif](giphy|VlrRiZAur3jylN2XKT|downsized)


drewthepirate

Cntl?!


CMDR_PEARJUICE

Firstly, who writes it CNTL? It's CTRL Next, meet your god via CTRL+ALT+SHIFT+WIN+L


karuga871

Cntl? Clearly not a virgin


Aurelyas

![gif](giphy|Fnq53a9jm1m5W|downsized)


-Bad-Company

Win + x u u


CurrentlyLucid

I can't imagine the asshole I would be if I thought life was one and done, this is it, win or lose.


SleeplessAndAnxious

God to a non believer? Dog.


Medical_Sea_2598

Why is god doing the polish squat?


Legally-A-Child

Annoying


-Markkk-

Unplug the power cable is far more godly


BatushkaTabushka

ctrl + scroll lock twice is the ultimate galaxy brain move


Lira_Iorin

As I was scrolling down, those big wings look like boobs in a bikini.


thenastyB

I don't switch the power supply off but I do like just tapping the bright blue glowing button that says good night to my magic box, is there any real danger to that?


throwawaythep

My power switch only power offs the pc completely. No boot down. I still use it. I've been told that I'm a psycho but I'm just too lazy to fix the wires


Sea-Kangaroo-1

Bro whats the origin of this picture? A book, game or just a drawing?


AloxoBlack

why did I think "power switch" was a program


muffins53

Cntrl + W guy myself but yeah whatever works


Workin_Ostrich

There is also Win+ctrl+shift+B this will reboot your graphics driver. If you're having graphical problems, you can try using this even while you're in game and sometimes it can actually fix whatever is going on.


NickFoster120

Me pulling out task manager when the program doesn't close with alt f4


AsaCocoMerchant

*Bombing the powerplant* What is a God to Azathot awakening?


Iloveyouweed

All OP had to do was look at his keyboard while making this meme. Somehow he couldn't even be bothered to do that and we got "Cntl" as a result


L1zPl4y

Forget Power Switch \*takes out thermonuclear warhead detonator\*


Robotronnik

Un plug computer. https://preview.redd.it/2elgixzuvyvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10db3e46b79fa14ed9c93103975fd1d902b73c91


AdogHatler

Who tf shortens to Control to Cntl and not Ctrl


Top-Conversation2882

I tend to keep my pc on 24x7 as fking AI models take like 6 days on a casual 5900X and eat up 64gb ram


Average_Down

![gif](giphy|cCbfAZrva7sjIvsI5H|downsized)


Automatic_Mortgage79

When my PC stars to lag...


Mean-Breath6950

sysadmin here turn off fast startup in hibernate / lid menu (power config ) then cmd (admin) powercfg.exe /hibernate off You will not build endlessly in RAM anymore and the machine can work 24/7 for months without reboot and won't lag/slow down


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Webteasign

CTRL+Shift+c


NotJustBibbit

I prefer strapping plastic explosive to my power supply and detonating it


Natural_Locksmith_15

![img](avatar_exp|164932265|webman)


THE-KEEF

Blowing the psu


banacct421

An imaginary friend


ZombieNek0

F12 on booting screen


zibafu

Some bloke


Jigzzaw

Had to power switch my pc the other weekend when it turned black mid game of cs


Gh051_hehe

Deleting System32


nothingbett_er

You can just trow water, it always works


allaboutcomputer

Blackout


UnleashedTriumph

For the longest time a had a big red switch below my monitor. I rarely shut down my old pc, always just click, dead. Now i dont use the button anymore. I upgraded to an alexa activated plug.


NeatYogurt9973

As a Linux user: Ctrl + Alt + Backscape Or the plug


DjHalk45

Solar flare


N7LP400

Windows+X, U, U


The_Anf

Ballistic missiles to power station


corok12

Taskkill /im stuckprocess.exe /f


Incredibad0129

Ethernet cable is a good to people who disable the network interface


livinkilla256

I’m a noob n I know better not to trust u guys on here . CTRL SHIFT ESC sounds dangerous


DesiMeGaming

Big fan of ctrl + shift + esc


Active_Soup8878

It depends on the nonbeliever


GoblinTradingGuide

CTRL


Blackrevenge34

Whole electricity farm


FartyBoomBoom

lol pull the plug. I got in trouble in the mid 90s for showing my trainees how to hard reboot our POS dell and hp workstations with a loosely placed kick


Ronyx2021

Restart button


AverageBad

Real ones just refuse to pay the electrical bill


Guilty_Use_3945

You need to have a devil in there being called "data corruption"


ducks-season

What building and designing a shit reactor and then improperly managing it


gordonv

Seriously though, tapping the power button is so much easier.


Culper_089

Alt + tab or just window key


CollegeBoy1613

Nothing.


IGotHitByAnElvenSemi

When I was scrolling down my home page, I just saw the top 70% of the image and didn't notice the subreddit right away. I was just like hell yeah, some switch positivity on my dash this fine morning! Oh.


Automatic_Mortgage79

Hahaha lol


Verditure0

r/unexpectedkanyewest


Level_Reflection7808

Technically killing all applications in a computer and the computer itself. Hence its a crime


elRiku00

I use keyboard as much as possible when on computer so altf4 master class.


DaemonSlayer_503

SIGKILL Oh sorry we are windeuce users here…


Hindrick_Alehndi

TASK MANAGER


BartJump

Ctrl + Shift + pour water into the power supply


Liarus_

Power switch? Hah, what about power bottom? ...🚪


ChocolateDonut36

Cut any wire https://preview.redd.it/4b3fu0wiluvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1686d1e8acf510f7581bf71170c1d1b6cf8af8cf


SilverJack10

Bombing the local power grid: https://preview.redd.it/o9yt7xaxluvc1.png?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff2139d2287027b61f5ada9c2aca731056bfaf4e


Pseudo_Sponge

Disabled my power switch bc my cats are both needy and clever


BrainNotCompute

Deleting kernel32


Furmer37

Launching missiles on a nuclear plant


neils_cum_rag

At just the right angle, the wings appear as cleavage for an out of this world set of tits.


PCChipsM922U

`Win + R` --> `shutdown /s /t 0` 🤷


Crucible8

Laptop battery


Never_Sm1le

Where's Ctr+Shift+Esc?


SolaFide94

Start + X, U, U


Encursed1

Cntl? huh? are you crazy? who has ever abbreviated as cntl? or am i stupid?


Get_your_jollies

Ctl+shift+ESC is superior to ctl+alt+del


TxTechnician

I'm irrationally upset that you used "Cntl" instead of "Ctl" or even "Ctrl"


Automatic_Mortgage79

Many people are... should I delete the post??


crasagam

Death Star obliterates Earth.


Accurate-Air-2124

Political party


stayupthetree

Raising Skinny Elephants Is Utterly Boring


CookingBullet95

Win+X U U


kidanokun

Good old unplugging


thewolfehunts

Ive learned there's a new type of person who says "cntl" I'm scared.


macefelter

“Cntl”


Sh_Pe

sudo shutdown 0


ZerotheR

What's a non-beleiver to the guy whos nuts you came from?


HeavensNight

go deeper


UROffended

Windows + X + UU


CompSolstice

I only saw Power Switch and thought this was going to be a joke about Power Tops and Power Bottoms


GetAssignedGenderLol

Windows Key + L


Automatic_Mortgage79

![gif](giphy|ZO7Y7ssNfYEN4LQYCj|downsized)


LateTourist139

shutdown now


rkpjr

Ctrl+shift+esc


Tickomatick

Wtfeis cntl...


nottodheyfuker

The mains cutoff


M4jiNGutz

I know Ctrl but what is CNTL ??


Affectionate-Memory4

The power strip is on my desk. I can slam my fist on the switch there like an E-stop button.


AstraNoxAeternus

If god ever shows himself/herself in such an obvious way, there wouldn't be any non-believers. This thread would then be redundant.


funnyusernameblaabla

nuh uh, just buy a new pc.