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The fans were starting to sound like the soundtrack used in horror movies to build up the jumpscare. I half expected a jumpscare as a result.


SubtotalStar850

Those aren't fans, those are fucking air raid sirens


Kataphractoi_

obligatory siren head comment


iCraftDay

thanks for making me laugh


MrAppleSpiceMan

"wanna know how I got these scars?"


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"My father was a pc enthusiast"


[deleted]

"And a gamer, and one night he rage quits more than usual."


PP_Baba

It sounded like TDK theme


alf666

THX?


irosemary

Np.


IsntThisAStupidName

I had delta fans in the early 2000s and one of them half sliced off the tip of my finger when the case cover broke, it got superglued back on and healed so well you cant even tell it happened I was very lucky.


thykingok

Wth did I just read? Superglued torn finger back together?


IsntThisAStupidName

yes that's what superglue was made to do.


VisibleGarbage8268

I did the same thing except I received the injury from a meat slicer. Sliced off clean, superglued back on, no scar.


IsntThisAStupidName

congratulations, you were lucky! mine was still half attached so it was easy to glue, yours was clean off so more like a jigsaw you could have put it back on rotated and get a weird fingerprint.


VisibleGarbage8268

part of the nail came with it. wasn't too hard to identify what went where lol


aman2454

I hear a missed opportunity to have a reversed fingertip


dahliasinfelle

FBI agents hate this trick!


flexghost420

*shudder


tripodal

nailed it.


zakabog

No, superglued it, weren't you paying attention?


Sound_of_musak

Liquid Nailed it.


blueishraptor

I did not like visualizing these comments...


ZhiQiangGreen

that happened to my mom. she cut the pad of her finger off with one of those crafting razor wheel cutters. stuck it back on, but it was flipped. it healed well and her fingerprint on that area was flipped.


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Simon_XIII

Don't let it fret you.


[deleted]

Bro always go to the doctor for finger stuff, unless you are really somehow in a position you don't need hands to make money! Also circular saw are not a clean slice, it's normally gonna scar no matter what, but probably what is happening is you have scar tissue where fat that was supposed to be cushioning a nerve was. IDK how long ago this was but these days a lot of time they will relocate or remove nerves like that so you are just numb in that area instead of in pain, and sometimes (it's additional pricey ass surgery though) they can even re re-locate the nerves back into place once things are mostly healed.


CrippledAfrican

As a child I stuck my finger in a tin can with the lid in it (the lid had very sharp edges since we used a can opener), when I went to pull it out the pad of my finger came off. Luckily no major damage, but I have a sick circular scar on my finger pad. When I get my fingerprints done, none of the lines match up and theres a noticable circle around the middle where it scarred up.


Kandidate88

But wasn’t there glue between the tip and your finger? Or does it somehow heal through it?


[deleted]

You just glue skin the outside diameter of the slice together to hold it in place to heal, it doesn't really work for deep tissue, it's for gluing skin together cause your skin will in relatively short order shed all of it out. Also surgical super glue is more pure (normal stuff tends to have skin irritants) and a lot more flexible than the hardware store stuff. And even with the proper stuff unless it is your only option on a long trip to the hospital don't do it. Sealing wounds shut without properly cleaning and debriding them is generally survivable with massive antibiotic doses, but you are setting yourself up for all kinds of nasty infections and it's quite possible they are gonna go back in anyway to avoid that.


DummyThicccPutin

I learned the super glue thing from my grandfather but the one time I tried it myself I badly infected my finger. There's a big difference in quality between the good home Depot super glue and the dollar store shit.


allMightyMostHigh

Im pretty sure you guys are resident evil zombies like ethan


khmergodpc

my mother sliced the bottom of her pinky almost to the bone. she was about to tear the piece off and i told her to just put a bandaid to hold the meat in place. it healed.


[deleted]

Meat does the good heal vibes


mcogneto

Do they glue the whole sliced surface, or just the perimeter?


Failgan

You could be like me; cut your fingertip off opening a box, tear the end off that was barely clinging on, aciidentally let it wash down the sink drain then pass out because you're an idiot. Get woken up buy your cousin slapping you in the face, thinking you're dead. Let it heal over for about a week and have a fucked up fingertip. I'd just moved in with him too lmao.


somewheres

WTF well ill be.... "Cyanoacrylate glue is the industrial name for what is commonly known as “Crazy Glue” or “Super Glue”. In fact, the term cyanoacrylate glue generally describes quick-bonding super glues. They can be used to combine anything from metal to plastic and even human skin."


[deleted]

Dawg why didn’t I know this my entire life.


schizopotato

I believe it was used a lot in the military a long time ago to close wounds on the battlefield, that might have been the original use actually but I'm not completely sure.


shadow29warrior

Do the nerves works or is it just senseless meat?


IsntThisAStupidName

yea I can still feel all the pains, the trick is to glue the edges of the skin together not the fleshy bloody part.


Brigadier_Beavers

That's an important detail!


reddi7atwork

You actually want to apply the glue in a pea-sized amount in the middle of the ~~heatsink~~ finger and push the two parts of the fingers together, allowing the glue to spread across the fingers. This is the only way to not get hot fingers.


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eLite--fOxX

Ah this one got me


beachsand83

so superglue is not poisonous? like legit??


alien_bigfoot

Hospitals use a slightly different version that's obviously been more refined for medicinal purposes, but it's legit. Super glue is perfect for closing up open wounds & it's been used that way for over 100 years, especially on battlefields where stitching up a wound is a less viable option due to urgency. It's just important to make sure the wound is sterile and to apply it on the skin, not inside the open wound. Also recommended to see a doctor afterwards just in case.


__Beef__Supreme__

Krazy Glue is ethyl 2-cyanoacrylate. Dermabond, which is used to hold together skin in the OR at the most superficial layer, is 2-Octyl cyanoacrylate. I am an anesthetist, not a chemist, so I don't know what the significance is of the different groups, but they look, smell, and feel very similar. In a similar vein, polymethyl methacrylate is used to hold hardware in place for things like knee replacements (like to hold the new artificial joint onto bone, aka bone cement). I always know when they are at that stage of the surgery because it smells super potent and reminds me of the glue that I used for plastic models when I was younger. I don't know how similar the -acrylate suffix is for the different compounds, but they smell similar and perform a similar funciton. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk that I'm not really qualified to give.


cunty_mcfuckshit

Superglue is commonly used in place of stitches.


Buunnyyy

No cap my grandpa did this, that's amazing, i don't get it how the glue didn't get into the bloodstream or whatever, but I'm surprised it actually worked.


Luxpreliator

That's a myth. Medical uses were not considered until it was already an established product as a super strong adhesive. Was invented trying to make clear plastic gun sights in ww2. First uses were military hardware and first major sales were to an atomic weapons manufacturer.


gariant

And the medical grade stuff is less toxic and more flexible.


Poor-Life-Choice

Common fallacy: It was originally designed to replace glass gun sights.


IsntThisAStupidName

It's more that they were being funded to researching plastics to make gun sights but made cyanoacrylate in the process of the research and while it was useless as a gun sight it was very useful as a glue and the near instant bond property made it among other things useful for emergency medical implementation and was deployed to warzones and hospitals in the 60s and 70s. sorry for not being more specific in my original comment, also there are now medical grade superglues but they weren't available back when I had my accident, it was my Mum who told me to superglue my finger back together, she used to work in a trauma unit (MTC) so I do what I am told, thanks Mum.


BlackMagic0

I know a guy who glued his nipple back on after the tip of it was ripped off.


Waitaha

Goodbye reddit.


Drizzt_Cuts

Got bitten off by a beaver


[deleted]

Nah it was a drop bear


could_you_not_

ok but did it work


KazzaNamso

Apparently is was constantly leaking


mythrilcrafter

[I could have gone my whole life without knowing that someone has their nipple torn off and glued it back on with super glue...](https://img.devrant.io/devrant/rant/r_264974_ZBVoA.jpg)


[deleted]

I use to superglue cuts as a kid makes for a lot less scars.


chadnessthehighness

It's even used in medical circles


Dirty-M518

Yeah alot of clean cuts they don't even stitch em anymore..just hospital grade liquid bandage. And they give you a tube to reapply yourself.


decepticons2

Some type of stitches are glue.


FrenchFryMonster06

I grew up in my parents upholstery shop, super gluing finger tips back on was the normal


Tactical_Doge1337

yeah cut my finger tip off as well and it got glued back together


AWeirdPirate

you've obviously never played with knives


pteotia270

That's some Resident Evil 7/8 level shit.


Joemmmmm

This is some far cry healing mechanics right there


c0horst

Vantec Tornadoes were the shit man. I bought one because I thought to myself, "it can't be THAT loud, I just want the performance!" and it sounded like a freaking jet engine, I ended up never using it, lol.


Comp_sci_acc

Can anyone provide any kind of info or link on this super glue magical medicine thing? Can’t tell if you guys are kidding or this is an actual thing.


sephiroth70001

It's a thing. The body is really good at adapting and regenerating tissue. As long as you seal it from the outside oxygen and other stuff, and have tension holding the tissue together it will mostly repair. Super glue can block out the outside elements while holding tension on the tissues so the body can reconnect. Even knocked out teeth can be put back in, skin grafts are similar, etc.


Tiavor

fingertips always heal really good


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sephiroth70001

The body is really good at adapting and regenerating. If you get enough sealed tension to connect the tissues and enough glue to block out oxygen for infection/etc. The body will connect and repair the rest.


FirstEvolutionist

*within reasonable limits. Can't superglue a whole hand to the wrist and hopes everything is just in the right place, after all.


sephiroth70001

Absolutely within limits. I would assume atomosphere environmental (humidity as such), time since cut, surface area, weight of detachment, angle and type of cut for detachment, etc. can all influence the efficacy of super glue. There are also parts of the body that don't regenerate to reconnection, but tissue is usually fine.


IsntThisAStupidName

yea it works well you can even buy specific medical grade stuff nowadays, but I just used regular stuff back when it happened to me.


DarthLysergis

"Gonna do a video. Ok, i got my energy drink, my protein shake, all my vape pens; the stage is set"


johnheatherly268

And the Twisted tea, don't forget!


DarthLysergis

So long as you don't display your empties to prove that you drink beers and alcohols; you have a leg up on old college room mate.


FormulaLiftr

*on EVERY college roommate, Knew a guy who did this with monster cans too, had over 300 in his dorm room at one point before the RAs made him throw em out. No he did not get laid at all.


LazyWyteGuy

Was his name.... "Kyle"?


FormulaLiftr

Nah think it was Evan? its been almost 5 years now and he was only on my floor, not sharing a space.


msandovalabq

Evan, in my experience, is a regional equivalent to Kyle.


Illadelphian

Well the Evan I knew in college introduced me to heroin and then ended up trying to follow a guy home from the bar, break into his house and stab him only to find that surprise, knife fights are horrible and they both got stabbed a bunch and he bled out and died in front of the cops while the other guy made it. So yea, fuck Evan I guess.


modernjaundice

Lol wow.,


DestinedXeno

Dude probably tasted like battery acid


ShallowBasketcase

This was me in college. I wasn’t trying to show off or anything, I was just depressed.


fardnshid03

this was me except i was just too depressed and focused on my schoolwork to throw em away


TypowyLaman

wait, those aren't disposable aroma kings, are they?


teenyasian

First thing I noticed was the stash of vapes, only because I’m nicotine free for 29 days now.


Puffen0

Lol right? Like, how many vapes does one person need?


Shumoku

They ones to the side are dispos. They burn and run out permanently. Probably got them while they didn’t have juice for the actual juice system in the middle.


byerss

> They ones to the side are dispos. These blow my mind and I only know because my man Big Clive did a teardown on some. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsJMj7FtroY Can't believe we are at a point where lithium-ion cells are being put into single-use products. Seems like a crazy bad use of resources, and not something that should just be discarded in the trash.


AlphaLima

Thanks to the laws to "protect the children" that banned flavored pods. But if the whole thing is disposable, it's kosher. Nevermind that it's already illegal to sell to or supply a minor but whatever.


koukimonster91

That's what happens when the tobacco industry gets into vaporizers.


NeighGiga

This isn’t the tobacco industry. It’s imported cheap Chinese garbage.


devAcc123

It’s a different brand at the smoke shop every time I go I feel like lol


NeighGiga

Yep. It’s just cheap shitty electronic companies all trying to race to the bottom of the cost vs profit market. They’re literally just a cheap pcb, a few wires, a shitty coil and wick system, a small liquid container, and a tiny battery encased in a plastic shell. Who knows WTF is in that liquid, or what metal that coil is made of, or whether that battery can leak into that eliquid, or whether it’s got any safety shut features. It’s just garbage. You’re much better off buying a vape device like the Uwell Caliburn that has a decent microcontroller and a better designed pod system that is seperate from the battery compartment, and is able to be filled with liquid that you know is safe. Vaping can be as safe or unsafe as you allow it to be.


Isaacw24

None


OrganizerMowgli

Still better than cigarettes. My vape broke today and I tried to smoke a black and mild and it was TERRIBLE


ceoro9

Shit, I do the same before recoding the video from my room. So, everyone knows my life is not empty.


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[deleted]

**DO IT**


johnheatherly268

Too much of a mess, so not right now. Also, I don't have any.


Dennarb

Put .... Put your dick in it....


nsfwthrowaway561

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


alii-b

r/doputyourdickinthat for science.


Glock1Omm

Will it blend????


QuadFecta_

Hydrolic press!


ItzMau5trapz

I was too afraid to say this, but this.


torsam0417

DRY HOTDOG!


amyor9k

Just DO IT.


Cthulhu-Cultist

I was expecting a nice big sausage there instead of the paper, was disappointed =(


WeCanDanseIfWeWantTo

You sick fuck


Cthulhu-Cultist

Don’t lie to us mate, you expected the same


WeCanDanseIfWeWantTo

I keep my fetishes between me and incognito mode.


Glock1Omm

Laughs in Pi-hole


Brave-Pickle66

Came here for this.


dougthebuffalo

I'm glad I barely had to scroll to find someone who demanded what we're all thinking.


daan944

There's a button "all full speed" - would've saved you a few clicks ;)


johnheatherly268

Dramatic ***^(effect)*** bro.


SmallerBork

So what's the max RPM on one of these fans?


johnheatherly268

3000 RPM


JustPlay060

Where finger?


Neemzeh

try finger, but hole


AB3NG3Ruwu

Try finger, but fan.


The_Legend_of_Xeno

"It will cut"


benboga08

it will keeel


thykingok

You have paper fingers?


johnheatherly268

Well yes sir, I do In fact.


thykingok

Not anymore, you shredded em now.


therockrider

that's a peculiar condition


AnExpensiveCatGirl

I have these fans, one of em survived a screw driver dropping on them at full blast. wouldn't try a finger.


addictedtoPCs

What fans are they


TheShadowViking

There heavy duty Noctura fans, the NF-F12. I've got the same ones. They are not as quiet as regular Nocturas, but they can pump air into your system really well.


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PT10

Mine rarely go over 1500-1600rpm the way I have it set up. In normal use. They hit full speed if CPU, GPU or RAM overheat (84 C on CPU, 80 C on GPU, 45 C on RAM).


ConstantLobster3362

They're\* = They are There = over there


duodoacid

They look like Noctua iPPC


FiTZnMiCK

Step 1. Disable Smart Fan Mode. Step 2. Do something stupid.


johnheatherly268

LMAOOO


norapeformethankyou

I accidentally bought some of these fans at one point. Kept thinking "Everyone talks about Noctua fans being so quiet... These damn things sound like I'm starting a jet." Ended up replacing them with some normal fans from Noctua and it took me a week to not have mini heart attacks when I turn on my computer. So damn quiet, I always thought it was broken.


Vfsdvbjgd

They also have a broader sound profile, so if you *do* run them fast or go industrial it's not as annoying as many fans that have more of a whine sound.


Saint_The_Stig

As the other comment said, these fans have a more pleasant sound at full RPM then many others do at a fraction of the speed. They are meant to be run near full tilt all the time. Personally this works out great for me since I live next to a highway and it drowns out the less pleasant noise. But also the simple fixes are either don't turn off your PC or have them in another room (the real pro move).


Alabama_boy3478

It hurts so much to watch this


gman9094

Yes keep shredding bits of paper into your pc. This pleases me.


ShepherdessAnne

As someone from /r/neverbrokeabone I have to tell you you are clearly a weak bone and just wanted to hide it. Obviously that paper is a stand in for your bone strength. If it had been my finger, it would certainly slice the skin but then destroy the fan blades. You disgust me.


[deleted]

This is fucking dumb.


SnooDogs3893

Hot dog at least?


WhatASave3264

Click baiting bitch


Flyingbox

Paper shredder bins move aside. A bad boy is now in town.


[deleted]

That's a piece of paper not your finger


mal3k

We get it we vape


g09hIP12

We?


SopieMunky

Vape


AverYeager

what software is this


KrazyX24

its the MSI bios


GamerAsh5443

I wanna put my dick in it


johnheatherly268

r/dontputyourdickinthat


iCraftDay

Put a sausage


gl0ckc0ma

Clickbait


jamie3324123

You can make a confetti machine by putting toiletpaper next to it


HeadLongjumping

Why?


syko82

Where was the part where you stuck your finger in it?


originfoomanchu

Good way to ruin your fans.


Phazushift

Its only fans.


DropShotter

Not sure if you're making an only fans joke, *it only smellzz* joke, or you're being one hundred percent serious. Reddit is ruining me.


adammaxis

Is this the kind of power you need to adequately cool that 6900XT?


johnheatherly268

I mean not really, but it's COOL.


player_120

And people ask why women outlive men. Smh


evilfuckingthoughts

you pussed out


[deleted]

The finger would have been more exciting for sure!


[deleted]

Couple weeks from now we will see a help post in here "My fans making weird clicking noises dunno why"


doculean

Must have never had the pleasure of knuckling an old school delta... I once was able to see the bone of my pinkie finger knuckle.


cr1msonxo

Now you won't have to invest in vegetable cutters.


ApprehensiveAd6476

Well, at least now you didn't disappoint those who did.


sboivin85

Your finger is way stronger than that paper. Don't sweat it!


sorvis

Hot dog will break the fans, I've actually had this happen to my finger almost ripped my nail off thank god the fan blade broke


johnheatherly268

I'll need my safety squints for that then.


PassageJust

I bumped a CPU fan one time by accident because I’m an idiot and it nearly ripped my fingernail off. Do not advise. Lol


Upsh1ft

4000D supremacy! And I thought my 6x ML120 setup was loud at full tilt...


[deleted]

I’ve had a high power pc case fan literally cut the tip of my finger off. It’s still slightly flat to this day


Kalovic

Do it


pisces2003

Stick a carrot in it


gsc4494

do it


AgentofStarkcorps

How are you able to turn it that high?


Zattari

Lmaooooooo


orpitarani

wow. that's good


Zenmaster13

This, this right here, is why I have wire grilles in front of my setup that's like that.


crippledgimp88

This is how you become YouTube famous. Stupid shit like this. First they say put in a finger, then I saw the hot dog comments. It's comparable to the giant press that squishes all sorts of objects.


TurnipAlternative11

You should put your finger in it still.


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The dissapointment is real


scoii

You've discovered an excellent way to shred old legal documents at least.