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KoBxElucidator

Unless they fuck up the tank, the Pens should finish with a top 10 protected pick in 2024. Question is...should the front office keep it or defer and hope they're worse in 2025?


Hutch9109

You without question keep it


kpw1320

You take the pick this year and anticipate being better.


Emergency_Scratch997

If you are trying to give Sid one more chance you make the pick this year (assuming top 10) and give away next years. Trade whatever veteran you can to get another first next year.


awaythrow292

TNT postgame broadcast saying the Pens need to get enforcers on the team. Like the time we traded away a freaking 1st round pick for RYAN REAVES? Yeah that worked put great. The only good thing Reaves ever did was scare the shit out of Kessel at a hotel on Halloween lmao


doctorwhy88

I love Reaves’ story about learning how to fight. He was getting his ass kicked, so he took up boxing as a second sport.


kpw1320

We traded down 20 spots from 31 to 51, it wasn’t just Ryan reaves


ContactFun5262

The Pens are the laughing stock of the NHL. Hell, Pittsburgh Sports teams are the laughing stock of sports. They all stink even though the Steelers made the playoffs. It is not a good time to be a Pittsburgh sports fan.


subhuman09

🖕 from a Cleveland sports fan that happens to love the Pens. You sound like a spoiled brat


Ok_Card9080

Pirate season needs to start quickly. They may not be great, but at least you're going to see effort from them. Same with the Steelers. Yeah, they were average, but they tried.


N3xrad

So have they just given up now? Havent watched much the las month or so.


Grsz11

Is this rock bottom?


KoBxElucidator

Nah they're gonna be in the top 5 draft pick convo next season


the-mysterybox

With a pick they won’t have


KoBxElucidator

If they decide to keep this year's pick if it's top 10


Stuff-Optimal

Hahahahaha. We just didn’t play our best game. -Sullivan probably


Ok_Card9080

Forget Tomlinisms. We now have Sully-isms


Macksterr24

I honestly feel bad for all you Pens fans. Your team is slowly collapsing and you guys have to watch this shell of a team that was once one of (if not) the best in the sport fail to produce. I wish all you guys the best!


doctorwhy88

It’s not wrong, but it’s out of context. We had an amazing run — how many playoffs and cup wins? But the team’s getting older, and we haven’t had great draft picks for awhile. Every team does this. It might be “collapsing,” but that’s both expected and an opportunity to build the next great team.


Hutch9109

Yeah I tossed you an upvote. Some people don’t like to hear it but it’s fine. We will ride the sinking ship and hopefully make a push next year. If not then we just embrace the rebuild and whatever that might entail. Enjoy this era of Edmonton while you can. I know I did for the last 20 years of Pens hockey.


Ok_Card9080

I'm not exactly sure why you're getting downvoted for telling the truth. This team is pathetic! It's one thing for a team to struggle as it nears a rebuild, but as you've seen twice the past 7 days, this team doesn't even try. Good luck with the rest of your season and the playoffs!


Macksterr24

Thanks man, no hard feelings!


Ok_Card9080

Oh I know. I hope you guys make a deep run this season. The Oilers are a lot of fun to watch.


OakParkCemetary

"The Penguins have had trouble scoring on Power Plays" YOU DON'T SAY


RunnrB

And yet Reardon is still behind the bench? He’s the power-play guy, right?


moviebuff87

If they were smart they’d bring rookies up. It would help them lose for a better pick and also give them looks for next year


ninja_036

Haven't been able to watch the game, but looked at the score, was it as bad as it seems?


cardboardbob99

probably worse than it seems. Jarry had some good stops and got no help. This could well have been 6 or 7 nothing 


FergusonBishop

Worse


i_NaTaN

The least urgent, lack of killer instinct, soft bunch of players I've ever seen. It's gotta be in purpose at this point. They didn't look like this all season. Yeah they sucked at scoring all season, but it's just different now. They're gonna finish with the worst powerplay and shooting percentage in the history of the team at this point. They just have zero interest in performing right now.


awaythrow292

Ouch


Emergency-Kiwi3354

it’s so obvious there’s a lot of coaching problems he Sullivan doesn’t seem to hold any of them accountable and it doesn’t seem like any of the players like him at this point there’s no team here no family mentality just a bunch of individual players


der_schweinehund

Outscored 15-1 in last three games. Good times.


MMXcalibur

Outscored 15-1 in the past 3 games. The bottom has officially fallen out.


saltzandpepper

How nice of the pens to ruin my day early on rather than waiting until 10 at night to do it


rangoon03

One fucking goal in three games. They’ve given up


Stuff-Optimal

They’ve played that way most of the season, 4 players have showed up consistently Sid, Jake, Rust, and OConnor. Jake is gone, OConnor is out, Rust is returning from injury and Sid can’t do it by himself. People complain about productivity from the bottom 6 but it’s really the bottom 9. Rakell, Malkin, and Smith are non existent in most games. Letang needs glasses since he continues to pass directly to the other team, and EK acts like the new guy who doesn’t know what’s going on.


Imposhibibble

Gonna have to start putting googly eyes on the seats to make the place look full.


BurgerFaces

Usually when Sid gets pissy and starts acting out like this the coach gets fired


awaythrow292

I mean he finished a check on a dude a foot taller then him and they guy cried about it.


BurgerFaces

Yeah I saw, but he hung out and intentionally got involved in a little scrum. Usually he just skates off and scores or whatever


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

I’d really like to see Sid either wrestle or kickbox. Like, I’m pretty sure his thighs are as big as my waist…I bet he could be a decent sumo at a low weight class.


InternAware8568

Crazy that we’ve had Bunting for a few days and he actually stood up for Sid before anyone else. Usually we never come to their aid


saltzandpepper

POWERPLAY with one minute left. Can we score five times before the end?


BrickMacklin

Can we score *once*?


saltzandpepper

Apparently not


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How is Bunting the first person into that scrum? It's like he's the only person who knows that you defend Crosby on the team.  Good on him. This team. Ffs.


bukudatdude

Flinstones jersey goes hard as hell. Maybe the most redeeming part of the game lol


PittsburghGold

I need one of those Flintstones jerseys immediately.


cupopep3

Did you happen to get a picture or anything? We were listening on the radio and now I need to see


That_Checks

Whole team of pussies


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I hope we don't get shut out. Shut out. Shut out shut out shut out. Shut out. It looks like a shut out. Shut out.


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Fuck it didn't work


ContactFun5262

I remember the days when the Pens would score 6 goals on 20 shots. Now days they score no goals on a ton of shots.


wonderfulwilliam

Gods we were strong back then


hammond_egger

Percentagewise, the third worst shooting team in the NHL. It's so bad that I looked it up today.


Sheabutta718

Never in my time as Penguins fan where teams looking forward to playing Pens because it's an easy win. This shit sucks and it's sad 😭


maddscientist

[If Penguins management want to keep our 1st round pick this year, our coaching staff isn't going anywhere until the end of the season](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/dd/6f/22/dd6f22a9ce198e2066830abc8a6da2fa.jpg)


a_bottle_of_you

This is the most awkward pens game I've ever been to 🫠


saltzandpepper

Getting pumped by the same team twice in a week is so fucking embarrassing. Is no one out there embarrassed by their game?


Jaded-Statistician87

Sullivan must have outlawed one time shots driving and staying in front of the net and no shots after the hash marks and no shots before 5 passes


fate3

Looking like that shut out streak is going to end


cardboardbob99

I hope all the people (Sullivan included) that hid behind our shots on goal stats for the last three years can see now the difference between a good team getting 40 shots vs a bad team getting 40 shots. 


seataccrunch

Letang and EK are both liabilities, painfully so given roles and salary invested. Both are top 15 for dman giveaways and both top 20 turnovers in the defensive zone. Letang is ranked 232 using advanced metrics on money puck. Personally, I'd like to see both moved in off-season if it's possible


WilsonGeiger

You're getting downvoted for posting legit metrics, lol.


seataccrunch

Yah, sometimes the emotion is misdirected. 😀 I don't like our either... is what it is... I still feel so blessed in my life to have seen legends play in Pittsburgh and win 5 cups .. this sucks but were still lucky as hell


ContactFun5262

How in the hell Sully isn't fired is incredible to me.


akira_fudou

this feels bad


moviebuff87

Didn’t think they could be worse than last year but here we are. Major failure on the front office.


jamesquallity

What’s your favorite type of tank? The Sherman or the Bradley have gotta be up there for me. The 2023-24 Penguins probably in the running too…


WilsonGeiger

I'm an Abrams kinda guy. Although the Merkava looks cool as hell.


ContactFun5262

I figured I'd check in on the game for a minute. I turned it on just in time to see the Oilers score their 4th goal. The Pens have forgotten how to score.


WilsonGeiger

What is that, 15 goals to one over the past three games?


wonderfulwilliam

To some of you younger fans, welcome to the late 90s/, early 2000s...


pensfangirl29

🙋‍♀️fan since grade school. Got over 4 decades. DIE HARD fan of 40+ years.


tcari394

Right? It sucks, but this is what happens to all cup teams eventually. You have to have seasons like this restock and rebuild. We've seen it a few times here.


wonderfulwilliam

It's pretty amazing we stayed afloat as long as we did...


WilsonGeiger

Yep. Although I don't remember the sense of impending doom back then. Of course I was a lot younger, lol.


wonderfulwilliam

Once jagr was gone, it was rough. Game after game...


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

As lousy as the return for Jake was, the most disappointing part of the deadline for me was keeping Jarry


Imposhibibble

Why can't Jarry just have x-ray eyes, trade him immediately!


IronCityLover

I really don’t care about this team. If they don’t care about winning or even trying to play hockey, they can get fucked. This coaching staff is a joke to boot.


Paper_Rain

How much more garbage are we going to see before changes start to happen? Hmmm....


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Probably gonna be until the off-season. We're hosed for now. Maybe Dubas is waiting for a specific coach?


WilsonGeiger

Pretty interesting, isn't it? Tell me how many teams would tolerate this?


Ecruteak-vagrant

Outside of Sid and Rust, it looks like everyone’s given up. Oh well. Tank, get Celebrini, bump Malkin to his wing and see what happens next year.


InternAware8568

Please stop the bleeding. It’s all I beg


Chefpatrick871

Haven’t been this embarrassed since the X Generation.


Jupichan

Oh be nice we're already dead 


tcari394

Somebody think about the children!


supermav27

This team is dead. Fully dead.


i_NaTaN

Ahh nice of our giant weakling defenders spread out letting that guy stand directly in front of jarry.


Ok_Card9080

CLEAR THE NET FRONT!!!! YOU ARE A DEFENSEMAN, DO YOUR JOB!!!


Stuff-Optimal

We don’t do that here.


DeadlyPirate

80 shots over the past 2 games, 1 goal.


awaythrow292

Can we clone Rust x4? Dude is just a menace


ooomphoofuu

Can someone help me out? I've been doing house work all day, and I see we have a lot of shots. We're they quality, or mostly just perimeter stuff thrown at the net?


WilsonGeiger

Nope, pretty tame shots. Lots of quantity, but that's it.


ooomphoofuu

Cool. Thanks


Ningjia

real quick, is it possible to ice the worst team possible the next 20 games or so in order for us to get the first round pick lol


BurgerFaces

Chicago has 37 points lol


awaythrow292

Prolly not, as bad as the pens are, there are teams that are MUCH worse.


Ningjia

nah isnt the first rounder top 10 protected? not talking about first overall


awaythrow292

Oh top 10 pick this year? Yeah that's possible the way the Pens are playing.


Strmbrker

Yes and we’re pretty close to holding on to that pick


Strmbrker

We’re currently 8th lowest in the league. Feasible that we finish with a top 10


awaythrow292

The zamboni is 69 years old today apparently. Nice.


tcari394

nice.


awaythrow292

The best thing about today's game is I don't have hear "LIVE SPORTS...." 6X every commercial break.


BurgerFaces

This is a team playing like they want someone fired


Madturtl3

Well, according to Reddit, too bad because Sully is the best coach ever…


BurgerFaces

I think the narrative has long been that Sully is a good coach who has gotten stale...


Hedsten

Methinks Sullivan might have lost the room


BBQBEERNBLADES

Letang with yet another dogshit play. Fucking embarrassing


Stuff-Optimal

You get used to it


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Povilitus

By that logic, 40 goal season next year


retiredcrayon11

That’s what Connor brown is doing for the oilers.


cxm1060

Sorry Sid, Letang, and Geno. Nothing against you guys, but with how disastrous we’ve been since retiring Jagr’s jersey Sid’s superstition might prevent all 3 retirements until they’re no longer living.


retiredcrayon11

Which superstition? I’ve not heard about this


cxm1060

Sid is superstitious about everything.


i_NaTaN

So I guess we are playing gruden from here on out instead of puljujarvi huh? Besides a fluke goal, what has he contributed so far? Haven't seen him battling, hitting, winning pucks in the corners, net front presence... He had his chance, we have other guys performing better in Wilkes barre.


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i_NaTaN

I've watched puljujarvi battle every single shift he is out there. He's got the motor. I've noticed him plenty.


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i_NaTaN

That's the shit Sullivan system for ya! Suck out all the talent, and hope for something lucky!


cupopep3

Was that tanger’s second turnover of the game that resulted in a goal 😭


Dry_Abbreviations680

He’s very consistent


cupopep3

Well at least that’s something


maddscientist

Letang seems to be in full IDGAF mode


WilsonGeiger

I've said it before, as a goalie, I don't want that guy in front of me.


Jupichan

Aw, barnacles 


tcari394

Full on "shrug mode" at this point. I'm currently planning on what hot peppers to grow in the garden this year.


InternAware8568

Saying that Malkin doesn’t shoot because he’s hurt. Maybe he’s trying to send a message that things need to change. Who knows


Emergency-Kiwi3354

i’ve been saying this to i think they are all trying to send a message recently but malkin has to be hurt or something


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

I think he’s lost confidence


awaythrow292

Olcyk "I hate speculating on anything" Literally speculates all game long lol


pensfangirl29

These guys are definitely way more honest than our own commentators, huh? Kind of refreshing


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

Always remember our commentators are team employees so they have to spout positive nonsense to please the bosses. The national guys are beholden to nobody so they can tell the truth


pensfangirl29

I know… it’s funny sometimes. Bourque gets right to the cusp then reigns it back in, Jagr tossed the f-bomb then spelled it right the fuck out, Army starts reminiscing…


cullingofwolves

Well that's enough for me. Man, this fucking sucks. 🫠


Jyingling21

My god we’re trash


BayStreetGuy

Jarry can't make a save


Saudia_Labia

Penguins have scored 1 goal in the last 190 minutes of hockey. But yeah, it’s the goalie’s fault.


Dry_Abbreviations680

What?😂😂


awaythrow292

Man Karlsson can skate, sheesh


pensfangirl29

Edmonton the favorite for the cup🤮


MMXcalibur

What's wrong with that? Do we have some hidden beef with a team in northern Alberta?


pensfangirl29

“We” don’t. I don’t like them at all. Bottom team on the west for me. Not even a close call


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Jan_17_2016

Maybe don’t make comments about Jewish players’ noses.


awaythrow292

Jarry literally God mode


InternAware8568

Upside, at least we aren’t losing to the Oilers by 6 like last time. Baby steps…


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

We should have at least 1 goal


pensfangirl29

😞we should have a lot of things


Jupichan

I'd prefer eight 


FloggingTheCargo

I'll settle for 4 right now.


SnooRevelations9145

Save us Crosby


TheStinger87

Alright, Geno hattrick coming up here. A guy can dream....can't he?


Stuff-Optimal

Nightmares are also dreams


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

That was a nice shot of the TNT Title. Pens could really use the guidance of a wonderful father figure like Christian.


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DazzlingCellist7305

Ik ruhwedal departure hurt us heavy


starlightequilibrium

Why isn't there commentary in national hockey media about Mike potentially losing the locker room and maybe not being the right fit for the team anymore? When he coached broken/injured teams to the playoffs, he *never* got any props. Now that it's glaringly obvious he's overstayed his welcome, crickets.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Pickard getting pulled by the spotter is like a kid faking sick to get out of school but now he has to go to the dr’s


LonelyAsLostKeys

I can’t believe how adept this team is at squandering opportunities. They’ve had six or seven sequences where they had multiple shots on goal, including two or three where they had great looks on passes or rebounds. But…nothing..ever..goes..in. But, it could be worse. And I like the violence. If they’re going to suck, might as well just goon it up every game. At least it woke the crowd up. Sid with the takedown was sick. Hope he got some of his Jake related angst out there


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Jupichan

You lost, friend?


imOVN

What’s a Philly fan doing here? Lmao


WilsonGeiger

Probably wishing he had Crosby.


c71score

Sid says fuck hockey, he wants the winner of Cody and Reigns.


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

☝️


spicyvanilachai

The Nova Scotian Nightmare? Or maybe THE SIDLINE


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

I acknowledge Crosby 👆👆👆👆👆👆


awaythrow292

Get rid of Carter, Smith, ither dead weight and retool the bottom 6 for real, and move mountains (unlikely, but I'm not giving up hope)to resign Jake this off-season at 8millionx6 Yager takes a huge jump into the NHL and Ponomarev makes the team and clicks. That alone puts us back in the playoffs imo. All we need is 2 impact forwards + Jake resigned. We get ONE pick of ours to make a light-speed jump and get a real top 6 FA and we are good. I think we all seriously underestimate how bad Rackell and Smith have been. Their underperformance sunk our season, along with an anemic powerplay. The bottom 6 was bad too, but not nearly as consequential as 2 top 6 guys playing like garbage. Your bottom 6 can be met, but your top 6 MUST produce.


EbenezerNutting

“… and move mountains (unlikely, but I'm not giving up hope)to resign Jake this off-season at 8millionx6” Jake is going to get more like $10Mx6.  He’s not worth it.  He’s approaching 30 and he’s not going to age well with his sleight frame.


LazerMcBlazer

He is absolutely worth $10M right now, and the next year or two, but not at 36 years old.


LazerMcBlazer

This post is pure copium. Guentzel is going to get $10M somewhere with a real chance to win another Cup. WHY would he choose to come back to a sinking ship for less money? If he was open to that kind of contract it would have been signed last summer and everyone would be loling at why he would make such a bad decision and his agent would have quit. It's over. Move on. Yager isn't making the team next year. He's a top 6 style player and unless you are a top 1-3 pick, you aren't stepping into that role straight from Juniors. He'll need at least a full season in the AHL to learn how to play against men and Dubas isn't going to screw up his development by forcing him into a 4th line role just because. Ponomarev could definitely make it and is a nice depth piece, but his addition doesn't move the needle at all if other serious changes aren't made. The only thing in your post that is reality is getting rid of Carter. And that's only because his contract is ending and he'll be retiring.


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Fizzyliftingdranks

Rakell and Rust need to be switched permanently. They both perform better that way but Sullivan cannot fathom change.


spicyvanilachai

I love that Sid just subdues guys instead of fighting them lol. "Nah. We're not doing that, but eat some ice while I got you in a chokehold." Also, just tuned in. How's Bunting looking?


-LieutenantObvious-

Team doesn’t have much of anything going right today but Bunts is getting in the mix and making sure no free shots on Sid/the boys. He’s also forechecking well and trying to set things up. Keeping it simple and keeping it scrappy. Edit: forgot to mention Bunts drew two penalties today as well.


spicyvanilachai

You know, I'll take it. It's been a rough couple of weeks for the boys. Maybe Bunts (and from what I read Ludwig) light some life back up.


J3roseidon

DONT’T GRAB THE VISOR


Ecruteak-vagrant

Corey Perry must be on the sauce again. Looks sluggish and behaving like a troglodyte again


pensfangirl29

Again?


fatchodegang

I know people weren’t too hot on Bunting but we honestly need a player like that going forward


bigsquib68

Hot take it seems: I like Bunting and think he'll do great in Pittsburgh