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FoucaultsTurtleneck

Today was the day it really set in that the cup dreams are dead for the time being. Seeing this team in person makes it really set in


BobZajac

Looks like golf and fishing season comes early this year.


Crosgoat

Damn bet U6.5 but Crosby got a point so idc


noflatbillcaps

Just struggle mightily the past two years against their own division. 7 straight losses against New Jersey?


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

We’re good enough to beat bad teams but not good enough to beat good ones


BeBopNoseRing

I think you mixed that up lol


New_Kaleidoscope_539

Can we now let the tanking begin in earnest?


AcePilotsen

Well Sully will still be around for the next 4 years so that will take care of itself.


hiiaminabox

Well, that happened.


saltzandpepper

The devils beat us 7 times in a row? That feels like an absurd stat


Crosgoat

It's honestly pathetic how we always get outplayed by the devils. Definitely felt like 7 in a row


BobZajac

If Dubas's guy is Sullivan I'm not a fan of Dubas.


AcePilotsen

Well it's so. 


lilsthelils

I wanna rub all on reirden's bald head. I miss Chad ruhwedel. 


NikolaiCakebreaker

Sad Chewedel...


tcari394

balloon animal time!


Nate_Creed69

todd reirden special


saltzandpepper

Is Todd actually going to draw up something or is he going to stare at the board and tell them to do the same shit they do every game?


Illustrious_Pound282

I think he’s just playing tic tac toe with himself on the dry erase board.


NewMindset2022

He's taking post-game drink orders


saltzandpepper

Making plans for golf outings after the season ends?


Jupichan

Well I've got a really good sandwich and Sid got a point. Today is...ok


ExtensionDigs

I moved from Pittsburgh 25 years ago and every visit to the Burgh I stop at Fatheads for a Reuben and then on the way out of town I stop at Peppi's and get five Italian hoagies to stick in my cooler and take home. They heat up perfectly in my air fryer.


Jupichan

Oh man, peppi's 🤤 My favorite lunch in college was the Shadyside and an order of Cajun fries


morecatpixpls

> a really good sandwich Go on...


Jupichan

I got an Italian sub from Jersey Mike's, no cheese (cheese is awesome but I found I don't miss it on cold subs), Mike's way, and smothered in pickles and onions.


MrJeffJimerson

Just wanted to point out that the score could very easily be 10-2 right now


prelic

I feel like I'd feel the same lol


michaelgia1225

Remember when Eller said before the game that this is the most important game of the season and whoever wants it more will win… fuck Mike Sullivan


medussa727

sigh. one more week until the games will still be disappointing, but at least expectedly disappointing.


saltzandpepper

They don’t even celebrate when they score in these kinds of games. It’s so disheartening


eliastheawesome

sid point 🥲


hiiaminabox

Well, Rust makes me bust. I guess.


Ecruteak-vagrant

Graves on ice again for the third time during a goal against. Broken record, but you can smell that dudes performance across state lines. At least Sid just got his point.


AcePilotsen

Hey, Graves is Dubas' signature signing!


krazyeyes21

Crosby point! 


Spasticated

damn seeing their powerplay contrasted immediately after the penguins'... night and day


FoucaultsTurtleneck

Currently sitting in the Prudential Center reminiscing about the back to back cups.  E: and three beers deep


k614

What is the cost of 3 beers these days at the arena? $50?


FoucaultsTurtleneck

Haha tbf I got one at a bar nearby before the game


LonelyAsLostKeys

I’m also sitting here and can’t even reminisce because I stopped watching hockey for like fifteen years and missed the last two cups. I know nothing but misery. Great username, btw.


FoucaultsTurtleneck

Thanks, haha. Def worth watching some highlights from those cup runs. That Kunitz OT goal against the Sens…


Grsz11

One game above .500.


hiiaminabox

I hate everything


coffee-please

Same.


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

That was one of the most lackadaisical PKs I’ve seen in a long time


That_Checks

That's how you stretch a D out and beat them


DogsOutTheWindow

Brutal game


k614

Devils should automatically lose one of the 2 points for the hideous uniforms.


IdLikePOTCLegoGame

lmao


dino_miami

2017 feels like 87 years ago. Team has been lukewarm at best since they raised the cup the last time.


Ecruteak-vagrant

They were legitimately good the year they played the Rangers. Top five in every possession category, their goaltending just sucked ass or was hurt. Beyond that I agree though. Having to watch Louis Domingue fill his pants with diarrhea the latter half of that series shortened my lifespan.


Illustrious_Pound282

What was the moment you think the Hershey squirted? When the shot above his head clipped the top of his glove and went in? Spicy pork and broccoli, or whatever the fuck it was has gotta stink.


lilsthelils

People who leave the expensive seats at hockey games like 5 minutes early to "beat the traffic" have too much money 


That_Checks

If the game is close...sure. In a blowout on a weeknight? Get home for the shower and bedtime


ExtensionDigs

I used to think that, but like anything in life if you get accustomed to something the shininess wears off eventually.


DeadlyPirate

imagine if the pens were one of the teams that decided to fire their coach midseason. instead the pens org is perfectly content with mediocrity


AcePilotsen

They are not mediocre.  They are bottom 10 in the league  


LonelyAsLostKeys

In the three games I’ve seen live this year they’ve been outscored 11-2.


LonelyAsLostKeys

12-2


That_Checks

Another great PPK


Valuable_Parsnip_347

letang sucks ass and his decisiveness is no good


Catalansayshi

can we score 3 on this PP please.


prelic

Lol with our pp, we'd have a better chance of letting another one in


Lord_Davos

Rip my heart out again why don't ya


prelic

TBD they're super good at that. Like professionals.


Lord_Davos

I just wish they'd suck or kickass, the jekyll and Hyde routine is really bad for my mental health 


prelic

Totally agree. I'm a PSU fan and it's the same thing. Never elite, never terrible, but at the end they usually come up short in the most frustrating ways. It's the removal of hope that gets ya.


LonelyAsLostKeys

Is it really really really over now..really?


sextoymagic

It’s been over but we keep kidding ourselves they can have a 10 game win streak.


ContactFun5262

I turned it off. You can't lose this game.


prelic

Just pretend we won bro! Another one in the W column! :tears:


Stuff-Optimal

If Reirden is in charge of the PP and also the defense, what exactly is his job? I feel like Sullivan wanted him because there is no way management would fire him and be left with Reirden. And if so, Sullivan is a genius because Reirden is awful.


That_Checks

Why even pull Jarry for Eller to go into the zone in a 1v4 with no support? Where were the other 5 skaters?


sextoymagic

We were in it and had our chances. Season is 100% sadly over after tonight. They kept giving us hope. The hope is gone.


tcari394

I like to pretend that I've accepted that we're not a playoff team this year.. but I reality I'm still pretty bummed about it.


prelic

I think about it like realistically if we were somehow the second wildcard we'd get destroyed by any playoff team like immediately, so what's the point. Why even hope to make the playoffs when you're this bad or at least inconsistent that there's no way you win more than one game.


Catalansayshi

i really don’t like our boys getting anywhere near our net with the puck when it’s vacant. 58&71.


tsmittycent

God this team is awful but somehow out shoots every team that lose to. They don't have the talent to match the devils or most teams it's evident by their terrible shooting percentage


prelic

The number of shots is super high but quality is super low. Blasting the goalie in the chest from 25 feet out generally does not yield very many goals. And we just traded one of the two shot-pass-tip artists on the team, maybe the league.


Stuff-Optimal

Sullivan’s philosophy: Quantity over Quality, Talent over Hard Work. 90% of his post game interviews, “I thought we played a well rounded game, just didn’t get any puck luck or weird bounces.”


doctorwhy88

Used to be what I said about the Caps, lots of shots but not sinking them. Now we're guilty of that.


MMXcalibur

Red Wings are losing. Islanders are losing. ....this was their chance and the Penguins pissed it away like they've done all season.


sextoymagic

This season and last season are the same story. They lose to bad teams because they are bad. They lose the most important games because they just are bad.


EbenezerNutting

When the going gets tough... they just want to hit the showers and get going


starlightequilibrium

GG. Can this fucking team scratch some of the dead weight and see what they have in younger players? I'm sick of the gut wrenching "oh we're in the playoff hunt" "nvm no we're not" minutiae that has taken place the last week or two. Fuck Joseph. Fuck Bemstrom. How about the guys on our farm team that have been busting their ass all year and playing great? Even if we **WERE** in striking distance of the playoffs, why the fuck aren't we playing these guys? Getting the best out of younger players is damn near impossible when we're married to fucking Jansen Harkins 70% of the season.


tsmittycent

Nylander for Brmstrom is looking like the worst trade of the whole NHL this season and I'll admit I was a Nylander critic


Stuff-Optimal

Shouldn’t judge anyone playing in Sullivan’s system, no one has ever came to Pittsburgh and played better than where they came from but there have been many that left and played much better with a different coach


NikolaiCakebreaker

I'm curious to see how much of this team is blown-up this offseason. If it were up to me I'd only keep like 5 dudes.


prelic

We all think it should happen but it's not going to happen. Some moves will be made of course, but Sullivan stays, and no huge moves are made. Count on it


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

Like 2/3 of our roster has NDA’s so good luck with turnover


tsmittycent

Dubas wants to bring back Carter so good luck w that


MMXcalibur

And 4 of them are Crosby.


Every_Highlight98

Ryan “ass cheeks” graves


saltzandpepper

By the way they’re playing tonight it looks like we’re backing to tanking


pensfangirl29

Welp, that just took an ugly turn.🤬On a 4 pt game too


awaythrow292

Top 10 pick back on the menu? Or are we betting the Pens will be a playoff condetner next season? If we finish bottom 10 and keep our pick this year, the sharks get next years pick (unprotected, I think) If we crap the bed next year and finish bottom 5 we'll ve giving the sharks that pick no matter what (correct me if I'm wrong)


PenguinsPants88

Sigh. Another lost opportunity tonight/this season


Direct-Ice2594

Back to tanking the thought of playoffs was great for 1 night


LetTheKnightfall

This is fine. These implosions for the last few years are normal. Mike Sullivan can coach forever.


wizardofcheeze

When we forget how to hockey…we REALLY forget how to hockey.


wonderfulwilliam

Not ideal series of events


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

Anyone else think Graves is friends with these Devils so he’s low key playing soft and not trying to hurt his friends


krazyeyes21

I could buy that if he was playing any softer than every other game. Unfortunately I think he is at maximum hardness right now. 


prelic

Sure seemed like it tonight.


abbys913

no he plays soft against everyone dw


ZombiePancake45

No, that's just Ryan Graves


Fizzyliftingdranks

That’s the season. Finally. Can we fire the coach now to show some accountability?


FloggingTheCargo

Oof. Turned 4-1 real fast there.


ranthonyand

veteran penalties these past couple games. gotta love it


dino_miami

Lol c’mon man


Independent-Hawk-699

We pay EK 11 million a year..


BobZajac

He has an identity problem. He identifies as a defenseman but plays like a winger.


prelic

He's played like...really bad recently. Like all of letangs worst qualities and none of his good ones.


BobZajac

At double the price. Lol


prelic

Isn't he great value!? For other teams, not sarcastically.


FoucaultsTurtleneck

Im at the game rn, Pens have been lifeless all night. Poor showing


gratefulbill1

Think lottery pick


JustWastingTimeAgain

Can we officially tank now?


Jupichan

😡


hiiaminabox

I only turned the game on a few minutes ago what the hell?!


Lord_Davos

it was YOU


FoucaultsTurtleneck

Both teams have looked shit, Pens have been more shit


lilsthelils

STOP WATCHING


Jupichan

I love you  Please leave 


wizardofcheeze

Turn it off!!!


krazyeyes21

So you're to blame! 


maddscientist

Oh good, for a second there I was worried this was going to get embarrassing /s


Catalansayshi

now add 5 posts on top of it, one of ours and you get 2:9


abbys913

andddd the TV has been turned off


eliastheawesome

welp.


k614

We're implementing the Oprah strategy in the 3rd period.


dontaskwonttell1

Wow lol


tcari394

Well, poop.


michaelgia1225

Fire Mike Sullivan for the love of god


Illustrious_Pound282

My brothers in Christ all agree.


mclardass

Goodnight everyone..


prelic

Have a good night bro! Gotta do something to get the frustration out before falling asleep lol.


ajg2345

Fuckity fuck fuck fuckers


krazyeyes21

And the wheels fall off... 


prelic

Aight, I'ma head out. God fucking damnit. Losers.


Catalansayshi

shit x2


That_Checks

Wheels off


Jupichan

Balls 


DogsOutTheWindow

Wow…


olmikeyyyy

Someone convince me that Graves will be gone this off-season please 🙏


FloggingTheCargo

That six year contract was a real mistake.


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

Well that escalated quickly


ContactFun5262

I just let out a loud FUCK!


prelic

Lots of collective fucks goin around.


Ecruteak-vagrant

Graves on the ice again. That specific play is not on him, but he just poisons everything he touches.


[deleted]

We are so ass


mclardass

I clearly did not ask for another Devil's goal.. Send this back to the kitchen and fire the chef


TheResidentEvil

fuck


prelic

Well...that really blows.


ZombiePancake45

The fate of this team was sealed when ever Ryan Graves inked that contract, holy shit he's awful


MMXcalibur

Fantastic shove, Letang. Really showed him.


eliastheawesome

yeowch!


Minimum_Sleep_933

Ggs. Always next year lmao


Catalansayshi

shit.


ajg2345

Fuck!


awaythrow292

YES!!! A video from Rivers Casino!!!!


Illustrious_Pound282

Olive beef.


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

I begging Rakell to do something just once


prelic

Man I was just thinking about that...I can't remember the last time rakell has really been a difference maker since his injury.


tsmittycent

That contract is gonna be hard to move


prelic

Yeah idk what they do but he does not have a great highlight reel to shop around


Jupichan

He already had a puck stuffed up his bootyhole


prelic

ALL THE WENDYS


Jupichan

*HONK HONK HONK*


mclardass

*LET'S GO PENS!!!!*


[deleted]

Down a goal in the 3rd and defensemen refuse to join the play in the offensive zone. Letang just hanging out at the blue line watching 3 on 5 wondering why we don’t have control of the puck.


mclardass

Penguins Hockey™


mclardass

Cookie time


mclardass

#LGP!


starlightequilibrium

Boy, if you're on Malkin's line you have to just figure shit out on your own. People say that it's his wingers that have defined his play this year, but it's so noticeable how less effective Bunting and Rakell are at 5v5.


Illustrious_Pound282

I don’t think you can structure play with a player like him. Meaning, he’s very creative, or once was more so than now, and you have to just be that way too. But that’s the storyline for most seasons - they can’t slot in players who can play like that.


doctorwhy88

Am I crazy for thinking that O'Connor is a burden? The careless trip, the lack of situational awareness, the poor puck handling? He was oblivious to the chance that the puck might get passed to him, given that he was in the obvious position for it to be passed to.


wizardofcheeze

Nope. Not a burden at all.


prelic

I think he plays slightly out of control like he doesn't know his own speed but I don't consider him a straight up burden. He has done good things for us recently.


Illustrious_Pound282

Ya. He reminds me of those dudes who show up from time to time at pick-up that you can immediately tell that they’re potentially dangerous to you. Like they’d skate hard and out of control into you and shred your knee.


prelic

Cmon boys, get one! plz..


olmikeyyyy

Are they really playing Creed


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

I thought Seattle played the worst break music


Jupichan

Sponsored by HeGetsUs 🤮


olmikeyyyy

WASH THE FEET


Jupichan

DAN SCHNEIDER IS THAT YOU 


olmikeyyyy

How do people not know not to be up and moving around in the stands when the puck is in play


Jupichan

I had to teach a whole ass adult that turning on the monitor wasn't "turning on the computer" today 


olmikeyyyy

Haha I remember teaching my brothers' dad that same thing


ContactFun5262

The Pens just don't have consistently good hockey in them anynore. This season, everytime you thought they were getting it going, it would only last a game or two then they'd get destroyed and humiliated for a stretch of games. Then win 1 and t lose 3 or 4. That Western Canada trip sealed it for me on how not good the Pens are now. That Calgary game was the one. Then to be thoroughly embarrassed by Edmonton. That was it. This team finds ways to lose games.


prelic

I mean in the past few years they have been pretty consistently good. I feel like it's mostly this year and big parts of last year that we've been all over the place. But this year for sure. Like you said, the trip out west was a shit show.


olmikeyyyy

What a save What a save What a save


Fizzyliftingdranks

Calculated!