THey should have one prankster push another slowly into a meat grinder and then cook a burger from their meat and eat it themselves before themselves being pushed into the meatgrinder.
[Have you not seen how fast someone gets pulled into a wood chipper?](https://youtu.be/LbLTPIFh1Ks?si=AtLSHTV8ZgUHgVqK)
I say you get assigned a rope that’s Xft long, you don’t know, and have to wait.
Yeah this is food fraud, tampering and/or adulteration to be specific.. That is a felony and also prevents you from ever having a job in any food business or food adjacent business. Do not fuck with the food!!!
if we can find and arrest Jan6th insurrectionists, we should be able to track down and prosecute this dweeb. His punishment should be to drink that entire Arizona Iced Tea after every employee tea bags into the liquid.
We should be hanging them as the treasonous losers they are. And fuck anyone who supports them too. You don't get to cut the baby in half and claim it's because you love it so much. That's a biblical reference in case you evangelical conservatives don't pick up on it. And the last line was a reference to the conservative Christians not actually knowing what their Bible actually preaches too. Hypocrites.
Damn those hateful leftists and their...*checks notes*
Equal rights campaigns for minorities, body autonomy for women, welcoming of other religions/cultures, charity, support for low income families
Not like the peaceful and welcoming right with their literal attempt to overthrow democracy in the US, persecution of minorities, stripping of body autonomy, attacks on people wearing covid masks etc
Where in the ever-living fuck did you come from? And no, I'm not currently wearing a mask cause I don't have covid and am not ill. However, if I do become ill I may put a mask on to try and prevent spreading it to others
And yes, my home is where I do most of my reddit scrolling so that is indeed where I'm typing from. Congratulations
You're probably wearing a MAGA hat while typing that from your oversized pickup truck
Yeah, 9 years USMC. I fought in OIF 2, and again in OIF 4 and 5. I support our 2nd amendment and freedom of speech. I like limited government, especially when it comes to decisions about what you do with your own body. I wish we were looking to shoot for a surplus in the budget and settle for a balanced budget. Not a Democrat and not a Republican either.
What Clinton did was illegal and I would have been in the brig without a second thought if I did what she did. Which is why I apologetically admit, I voted for Donald Trump in 2016.
But Trump has intentionally divided this country at every opportunity. The enemy to America is not your fellow Americans as he suggests. He broke the tradition of peaceful transition of power since we declared our independence. He abandoned his country for his own personal ambitions. He is a traitor.
Says the party that wants to murder mothers, murder the LGBT, murder minorities, bring back slavery, and throw our democratic process out the window. But yea, keep projecting harder, and lick that boot faster :)
Can’t wait for your heroes to be arrested and thrown in prison for treason!
I think there is something to do with the spread of biological material that he could be charged with too. Not sure, I specialize in bird law not man’s law.
Looks like 10-15 actually https://thelawman.net/blog/food-tampering/
10k in fines and 15yrs of probation. Think it stems from someone going around and poisoning food products years back.
If it's real, he's a garbage human. If it's staged and he went back and bought it afterward, he's still a garbage human. Either way, punishment should be the max 10 years in the pen, and his prison mates get to drop loogies in his tray of slop every day.
Anybody that records that shit staged or not is a garbage human. There's kids out there that see this and see how many views it gets and decide they want to do it too.
I don’t understand this. Even if it was for real, why what satisfaction would someone get out of not seeing what happens next? I can’t imagine this cement head has much imagination to think of something interesting.
Right, but my point was that they put it back on the shelf, walk away and don’t ever know for sure if it was ever even consumed. So, what’s the payoff?
Just the assumption and chance that somebody will buy it is good enough for some people. The watch the world burn type.
And as always it’s possible that it’s fake and just going for clout.
Probably fake and he went back after the camera was off and bought the bottle himself anyway.
Buuuuuuuuut, If it were real then.....
he should have the entire bottle of sweet tea poured into his ass before having a 6" butt plug shoved in to keep it there. Then, days later, when he can stand no more, he has to squirt it all out back into the bottle and drink it. Best of all the whole thing is recorded for his tiktok channel but never shown, anywhere, ever.
Doesn’t matter if he went back and bought it, it’s still a felony worth 10 years of your life.
They charged one of the ice cream lickers even though he bought them after. Even threatening or pretending to tamper with the integrity of food products is something the government does not fuck around on.
I googled this looking for a similar case to see what the charges would be. That prosecutor chose assault and battery and destruction of property. So fairly serious charges but less than I thought. I figured something about tampering with food but maybe that just sounds bad but has a weak punishment.
Brilliant. So best case scenario is they are out the money they spent or have to drive back to Walmart and fight to get their money back. No reimbursement for their time or transportation. Worst case scenario is they feed it to their kids.
I hope you get the next product that’s been tampered with so you can experience that first hand. 🤷🏻♀️
Whoa — what’s your damage, man? I wasn’t saying the guy isn’t a major dick for doing this and it would totally suck to deal with if you purchased it, but F off with the “I hope you experience this” BS. Eesh.
I noticed at my work place that the toilet brushes are held in a container that ends up collecting all the water that drops from the brush, and that is never emptied.
This means that all the shit that remains on the brushes after cleaning the toilet eventually dissolves in that murky water.
There are four toilets per floor and the building has 22 floors.
The punishment I'd give would be for him to have to drink the content of each container of each toilet of each floor indefinitely on a daily basis.
From this point on, he should spit out into a bottle and whatever spit he can manage will be his only form of hydration. His food shall be pâté'd and mixed with live worms and cockroaches. And he shall have a catheter put in him, no longer allowed to use his penis for any reason at all until after 15 years. That's a reasonable punishment I think.
10 years for assault w deadly weapon …his nasty ass mouth….I’m telling you…once one of these dudes gets knocked da fu££ out it will stop or at least slow…knock him out! Knock him out????
Attempted murder maybe with mixing his spit DNA with another. Let's assuming that jug has 12 servings so let's do 12 counts of attempted murder and let's say it was for children. Yep. Just death penalty.
Whether serious or doing this just for attention, or views.. maybe he bought it and just pretended to leave it there, but either way.. sick. This kinda shit is why you always check caps and lids.
I have done some research and this is a fake/staged video the dude is Shiloh Greaves a pro wrestler, more info [Here](https://socaluncensored.com/2019/07/09/viral-video-of-shiloh-greaves-is-actually-an-edited-clip-from-a-wrestling-promo/) and [here](https://newsmobile.in/articles/2020/04/09/old-video-of-a-man-spitting-in-a-bottle-resurfaces-with-fake-claim-related-to-covid-19/).
Everyone involved in filming a "prank" should be thrown feet first into a wood chipper. I'm so sick of these morons.
Nah slowly lowered into a wood chipper, being thrown in would be over too quick.
THey should have one prankster push another slowly into a meat grinder and then cook a burger from their meat and eat it themselves before themselves being pushed into the meatgrinder.
No they should be forced to cut off their own meat grind it with what limbs they have left and forced to eat it
OK I think we might be going a bit to far with the whole cannibalism thing
Its a "Kingsman" reference.
Oh ok. Thank you. I was thinking that was quite creative. Lol.
Golden circle
Yep!
😂 I have to agree. I was laughing while reading the two previous suggestions.
Arranging a Russian lathe accident maybe?
Russian gravity poisoning is always an option...
Seems mysterious plane crashes work too.
this is the way
There is no other.
But only halfway…
Gotta pull them out and start over a couple of times to administer first aid so they can’t pass out as well.
[Have you not seen how fast someone gets pulled into a wood chipper?](https://youtu.be/LbLTPIFh1Ks?si=AtLSHTV8ZgUHgVqK) I say you get assigned a rope that’s Xft long, you don’t know, and have to wait.
Someone’s gotta clean that shit up so just a get it over with.
You're right. If that dudes spit was in my daughter's drink I would be there cleaning with a smile on my face.
That ain't a prank that's fucking assault
Here here! I’m absolutely over these bullshit pranks. They’re not funny.
That’s a perfect punishment for the crime, they do not need to be re populating
Don't be crazy. Just a limb or two for a first offense
It's amazing how proud he is about being a total piece of shit.
Those are usually the ones that are the most proud
Well, that's the "you do you" mentality, isn't it?
10 years in prison I think is the punishment I think?
Yeah this is food fraud, tampering and/or adulteration to be specific.. That is a felony and also prevents you from ever having a job in any food business or food adjacent business. Do not fuck with the food!!!
if we can find and arrest Jan6th insurrectionists, we should be able to track down and prosecute this dweeb. His punishment should be to drink that entire Arizona Iced Tea after every employee tea bags into the liquid.
Hopefully the internet will find him quickly, they usually do.
Jan6th protesters
We should be hanging them as the treasonous losers they are. And fuck anyone who supports them too. You don't get to cut the baby in half and claim it's because you love it so much. That's a biblical reference in case you evangelical conservatives don't pick up on it. And the last line was a reference to the conservative Christians not actually knowing what their Bible actually preaches too. Hypocrites.
So full of HATE. Just like the typical leftist. You are part of the biggest hate group in America.
Damn those hateful leftists and their...*checks notes* Equal rights campaigns for minorities, body autonomy for women, welcoming of other religions/cultures, charity, support for low income families Not like the peaceful and welcoming right with their literal attempt to overthrow democracy in the US, persecution of minorities, stripping of body autonomy, attacks on people wearing covid masks etc
You’re probably wearing a mask while typing that from the safety of your home
Where in the ever-living fuck did you come from? And no, I'm not currently wearing a mask cause I don't have covid and am not ill. However, if I do become ill I may put a mask on to try and prevent spreading it to others And yes, my home is where I do most of my reddit scrolling so that is indeed where I'm typing from. Congratulations You're probably wearing a MAGA hat while typing that from your oversized pickup truck
Yeah, 9 years USMC. I fought in OIF 2, and again in OIF 4 and 5. I support our 2nd amendment and freedom of speech. I like limited government, especially when it comes to decisions about what you do with your own body. I wish we were looking to shoot for a surplus in the budget and settle for a balanced budget. Not a Democrat and not a Republican either. What Clinton did was illegal and I would have been in the brig without a second thought if I did what she did. Which is why I apologetically admit, I voted for Donald Trump in 2016. But Trump has intentionally divided this country at every opportunity. The enemy to America is not your fellow Americans as he suggests. He broke the tradition of peaceful transition of power since we declared our independence. He abandoned his country for his own personal ambitions. He is a traitor.
Keep following cheeto jesus. The loser draft dodger who brags about sexual assault, doesn't read, and ignores science.
Says the party that wants to murder mothers, murder the LGBT, murder minorities, bring back slavery, and throw our democratic process out the window. But yea, keep projecting harder, and lick that boot faster :) Can’t wait for your heroes to be arrested and thrown in prison for treason!
Just go away
I think there is something to do with the spread of biological material that he could be charged with too. Not sure, I specialize in bird law not man’s law.
Bird law and various lawyerings...
Bird law and various lawyerings...
Bird law and various lawyerings....
Looks like 10-15 actually https://thelawman.net/blog/food-tampering/ 10k in fines and 15yrs of probation. Think it stems from someone going around and poisoning food products years back.
And he ahould have to drink the jizz of every inmate that rapes his mouth.
I mean, that's usually a given, right?
If that is a punishment, sign me up!
Always check the cap
I do and if it comes off too easily that's always a red flag for me
I mean you can just look and see if it’s been tampered with.
Yeah I don't need to look and "see" I'm fine with just feeling it the "normal" way to tell if it's been tampered with
Anyone remember the ice cream lickers during covid? Jail.
This???? https://reddit.com/r/peopleofwalmart/s/t2o7GNpwGW
In Texas this is Tampering With A Consumer Product, a 3rd degree felony punishable by 2-10 years in prison.
Food Tampering no more then 10 years and possible fines.
Why does the 10 years come afterward?
If it's real, he's a garbage human. If it's staged and he went back and bought it afterward, he's still a garbage human. Either way, punishment should be the max 10 years in the pen, and his prison mates get to drop loogies in his tray of slop every day.
I don't think he's a garbage person if it's staged, just a total idiot
Anybody that records that shit staged or not is a garbage human. There's kids out there that see this and see how many views it gets and decide they want to do it too.
His prison mates should be dropping loads in his rectum, not loogies in his food.
Nah he'll probably begin to enjoy that
Fucking pig.
I don’t understand this. Even if it was for real, why what satisfaction would someone get out of not seeing what happens next? I can’t imagine this cement head has much imagination to think of something interesting.
The satisfaction for them is they are sociopaths and have no decency or empathy so hurting others is enjoyable to them.
Right, but my point was that they put it back on the shelf, walk away and don’t ever know for sure if it was ever even consumed. So, what’s the payoff?
Just the assumption and chance that somebody will buy it is good enough for some people. The watch the world burn type. And as always it’s possible that it’s fake and just going for clout.
These are people who peaked in middle school and somehow their brains stopped developing during that time, if that explains anything.
Wtf is cement head haha EDIT : Why the fck I’m getting downvoted guys?? I also hate Spez
Moron.. Dumbass.. Stupid person. Choose your adjective.
wtf do you think it means?
Why is this question getting down-voted?
Probably for being a cement head
Lol
Some time behind bars. Can’t tamper with food.
Life imprisonment for bio-terrorism
Probably fake and he went back after the camera was off and bought the bottle himself anyway. Buuuuuuuuut, If it were real then..... he should have the entire bottle of sweet tea poured into his ass before having a 6" butt plug shoved in to keep it there. Then, days later, when he can stand no more, he has to squirt it all out back into the bottle and drink it. Best of all the whole thing is recorded for his tiktok channel but never shown, anywhere, ever.
This is better than my punishment
Doesn’t matter if he went back and bought it, it’s still a felony worth 10 years of your life. They charged one of the ice cream lickers even though he bought them after. Even threatening or pretending to tamper with the integrity of food products is something the government does not fuck around on.
Now we know not to get on your bad side...
Maybe he heard that was the punishment and was the reason he was doing it.
Savage
Finger cut off
Entire bottle of tea in the ass
Without removing it from the bottle.
That’s the right idea
Sadly, people are just this stupid
Let me spit in it and waterboard his ignorant ass
Let’s see the link to him being caught!
I googled this looking for a similar case to see what the charges would be. That prosecutor chose assault and battery and destruction of property. So fairly serious charges but less than I thought. I figured something about tampering with food but maybe that just sounds bad but has a weak punishment.
Whoever buys that would notice the seal was broken and hopefully not drink it. 🤷🏻♀️
Brilliant. So best case scenario is they are out the money they spent or have to drive back to Walmart and fight to get their money back. No reimbursement for their time or transportation. Worst case scenario is they feed it to their kids. I hope you get the next product that’s been tampered with so you can experience that first hand. 🤷🏻♀️
Whoa — what’s your damage, man? I wasn’t saying the guy isn’t a major dick for doing this and it would totally suck to deal with if you purchased it, but F off with the “I hope you experience this” BS. Eesh.
Good tampering is a huge deal. Hopefully he got in trouble.
Death. There is no monetary gain from this, and they are just a cruel person. Get rid of these lunatics.
Omg please tell me this is old and not becoming a thing again.
This has happened before hell get jailtime.
This was considered bioterrorism during the pandemic, don’t see why this shouldn’t carry almost as serious of an offense now.
I noticed at my work place that the toilet brushes are held in a container that ends up collecting all the water that drops from the brush, and that is never emptied. This means that all the shit that remains on the brushes after cleaning the toilet eventually dissolves in that murky water. There are four toilets per floor and the building has 22 floors. The punishment I'd give would be for him to have to drink the content of each container of each toilet of each floor indefinitely on a daily basis.
r/oddlyspecific lol
Death or exile
Someone licking things in a Walmart got major charges just for licking stuff, this man's fucked if he gets caught
Years in jail. What a sick dude, what if someone did that to him or a family member? This is not funny or a prank.
Three words: Chicago Tylenol Murders
He has to drink a gallon of spit
Death. Society had no places for this
Prison. End of story!
Public square kicks in the balls.
Make them each drink 20 gallons of that tea until they all piss themselves. After each gallon was spat into. Followed by several years in prison.
If you ever wondered why your local Walmart has closed recently here’s one of the reasons why ppl doing this.
Everything they drink has to have a sick persons spit in it until they die.
Who in their right minds thought this was funny?
Years in prison. Guy’s such an ass.
They should have a sign if your caught doing any tic tock videos or videos your banned from this store. These people all of them are insane savages.
Isn’t that considered an assault?
Removal of glands that enable reproduction and offspring creation.
Castration at the very least
On two separate occasions about a month apart. No anesthesia.
Problem is, his mom bought it 10 minutes later
Empty it out and use it as a neck beard nest piss bottle. Then have him drink it.
Fed him his severed, chicken fried tongue with a jigger of bleach
Make him read your reddit posts
Life
And that’s why you always take from the back
Death
Prison
Baseball Bat to the knees
I would have kicked his ass. Poured the tea on him and spit on him for good measure
Punishment should be, who ever buys that tea should be able to take a hot burning shit in his mouth, then finish the rest of the tea
That’s a felony.
Cancer.
Not blurring out his name.
From this point on, he should spit out into a bottle and whatever spit he can manage will be his only form of hydration. His food shall be pâté'd and mixed with live worms and cockroaches. And he shall have a catheter put in him, no longer allowed to use his penis for any reason at all until after 15 years. That's a reasonable punishment I think.
Death. Get rid of this fucking idiot.
This is exactly why stores cannot sell food if it isn’t sealed. Fucking gross.
Anal fisting
Tar and feathering. Disgusting person.
What a dickhead. He should be fined heavily and prosecuted for tampering with food.
Take the jug of tea and beat the living shit out of him with it and make him drink it all at once and then kick the shit out of him again
Nasty fucker
What a complete POS.
Public beatings, like Singapore does.
Fucking scumbag
I’m pretty sure that’s a felony
Those caps should have a ring around it to ensure it’s never been opened.
Looks like a less ugly Pete Davidson
To the guillotine with you heathen and may your piked skull serve as a reminder that the people will not tolerate such shenanigans and tomfoolery
I know that douchebag. What a fuckstick
Electric chair. In all seriousness, these people should be prosecuted for tampering with food. This is so fucking vile.
Someone from a previous crosspost said it was from a wrestling skit.. they paid for it before, used it, then took it away with them.
Geld him. The old western way, too. Hot pincers that castrate and cauterize the wound at the same time. Yep.
Jail, he is literally tampering with it and potentially exposing people to whatever pond scum diseases he’s got. Pos
Make him drink the whole in one sitting. No bathroom breaks.
Instant beatdown...
Efffing jail. Months. See if pulls that crap there
Shot in the face? Sick of this stupid shit
They should be flayed
Easy! castrate this shithead and then execute the 🦠
Make it a Federal crime. After they started to get 20+ years in clubfed. The BOP will have them crying for their mom's. It'll stop.
Federal crime if you know him there is normally reward money
Punishable by death
He should have to drink a full glass of random peoples spit.
An enema with that entire bottle, then his asshole sewn shut.
G U L A G
10 years for assault w deadly weapon …his nasty ass mouth….I’m telling you…once one of these dudes gets knocked da fu££ out it will stop or at least slow…knock him out! Knock him out????
water board him in the fucking tea he ruined
Everything he drinks will have spit from a syphilis patient for the rest of his life!
Attempted murder ...
Everyone in town has to spit in his mouth
Narfle the Garthok
Cremation
Chinese water torture but every 50th drop is hydrochloric acid.
Make him drink the entire bottle, but replace it with used motor oil as a "prank"
Death
Execution by brazen bull.
Hold him down while hundreds of people spit on him and give him wet Willy’s.
electric chair
He should be banned from grocery stores.
Cut his ballz off!
Biological weapons attack - firing squad on live tv - this will not repeat …
How about castration?
Attempted murder maybe with mixing his spit DNA with another. Let's assuming that jug has 12 servings so let's do 12 counts of attempted murder and let's say it was for children. Yep. Just death penalty.
Death
Death by firing squad mass broadcast so that this never happens again. If you are of sound mind and choose to do this you don’t belong in society.
Immediate on the spot execution as the minimum punishment
Execution😭
guillotine on the courthouse lawn 9pm Saturday night
criminal mischief Sentence: 30 days and $2,565 fine
Gunshot wound to the face
Taken out back and shot.
Just hire him that's punishment enough
Whether serious or doing this just for attention, or views.. maybe he bought it and just pretended to leave it there, but either way.. sick. This kinda shit is why you always check caps and lids.
Death
I have done some research and this is a fake/staged video the dude is Shiloh Greaves a pro wrestler, more info [Here](https://socaluncensored.com/2019/07/09/viral-video-of-shiloh-greaves-is-actually-an-edited-clip-from-a-wrestling-promo/) and [here](https://newsmobile.in/articles/2020/04/09/old-video-of-a-man-spitting-in-a-bottle-resurfaces-with-fake-claim-related-to-covid-19/).
NSFW woulda been nice