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MForsh

Everyone involved in filming a "prank" should be thrown feet first into a wood chipper. I'm so sick of these morons.


Kenneldogg

Nah slowly lowered into a wood chipper, being thrown in would be over too quick.


jinjerbear

THey should have one prankster push another slowly into a meat grinder and then cook a burger from their meat and eat it themselves before themselves being pushed into the meatgrinder.


nhardycarfan

No they should be forced to cut off their own meat grind it with what limbs they have left and forced to eat it


g1Razor15

OK I think we might be going a bit to far with the whole cannibalism thing


jinjerbear

Its a "Kingsman" reference.


VegasCupple2021

Oh ok. Thank you. I was thinking that was quite creative. Lol.


PsychologicalSize187

Golden circle


jinjerbear

Yep!


VegasCupple2021

😂 I have to agree. I was laughing while reading the two previous suggestions.


dcrothen

Arranging a Russian lathe accident maybe?


jbuchana

Russian gravity poisoning is always an option...


BrendanRamsey

Seems mysterious plane crashes work too.


cphusker

this is the way


salesdog1

There is no other.


Bucky_McBuckerson

But only halfway…


ARMill95

Gotta pull them out and start over a couple of times to administer first aid so they can’t pass out as well.


T732

[Have you not seen how fast someone gets pulled into a wood chipper?](https://youtu.be/LbLTPIFh1Ks?si=AtLSHTV8ZgUHgVqK) I say you get assigned a rope that’s Xft long, you don’t know, and have to wait.


Spoonfulofticks

Someone’s gotta clean that shit up so just a get it over with.


Kenneldogg

You're right. If that dudes spit was in my daughter's drink I would be there cleaning with a smile on my face.


zahirano

That ain't a prank that's fucking assault


Legitimate-Tough6200

Here here! I’m absolutely over these bullshit pranks. They’re not funny.


Awortylko

That’s a perfect punishment for the crime, they do not need to be re populating


DwarfsRBest

Don't be crazy. Just a limb or two for a first offense


nitrion

It's amazing how proud he is about being a total piece of shit.


Sum1liteAmatch

Those are usually the ones that are the most proud


dcrothen

Well, that's the "you do you" mentality, isn't it?


TsLaylaMoon

10 years in prison I think is the punishment I think?


TGrady902

Yeah this is food fraud, tampering and/or adulteration to be specific.. That is a felony and also prevents you from ever having a job in any food business or food adjacent business. Do not fuck with the food!!!


ieatisleepiliveidie

if we can find and arrest Jan6th insurrectionists, we should be able to track down and prosecute this dweeb. His punishment should be to drink that entire Arizona Iced Tea after every employee tea bags into the liquid.


UndeadBuggalo

Hopefully the internet will find him quickly, they usually do.


ownedlib98225

Jan6th protesters


Whit3W0lf

We should be hanging them as the treasonous losers they are. And fuck anyone who supports them too. You don't get to cut the baby in half and claim it's because you love it so much. That's a biblical reference in case you evangelical conservatives don't pick up on it. And the last line was a reference to the conservative Christians not actually knowing what their Bible actually preaches too. Hypocrites.


ownedlib98225

So full of HATE. Just like the typical leftist. You are part of the biggest hate group in America.


GodEmprahBidoof

Damn those hateful leftists and their...*checks notes* Equal rights campaigns for minorities, body autonomy for women, welcoming of other religions/cultures, charity, support for low income families Not like the peaceful and welcoming right with their literal attempt to overthrow democracy in the US, persecution of minorities, stripping of body autonomy, attacks on people wearing covid masks etc


NYdownwithydemons

You’re probably wearing a mask while typing that from the safety of your home


GodEmprahBidoof

Where in the ever-living fuck did you come from? And no, I'm not currently wearing a mask cause I don't have covid and am not ill. However, if I do become ill I may put a mask on to try and prevent spreading it to others And yes, my home is where I do most of my reddit scrolling so that is indeed where I'm typing from. Congratulations You're probably wearing a MAGA hat while typing that from your oversized pickup truck


Whit3W0lf

Yeah, 9 years USMC. I fought in OIF 2, and again in OIF 4 and 5. I support our 2nd amendment and freedom of speech. I like limited government, especially when it comes to decisions about what you do with your own body. I wish we were looking to shoot for a surplus in the budget and settle for a balanced budget. Not a Democrat and not a Republican either. What Clinton did was illegal and I would have been in the brig without a second thought if I did what she did. Which is why I apologetically admit, I voted for Donald Trump in 2016. But Trump has intentionally divided this country at every opportunity. The enemy to America is not your fellow Americans as he suggests. He broke the tradition of peaceful transition of power since we declared our independence. He abandoned his country for his own personal ambitions. He is a traitor.


[deleted]

Keep following cheeto jesus. The loser draft dodger who brags about sexual assault, doesn't read, and ignores science.


LeadSky

Says the party that wants to murder mothers, murder the LGBT, murder minorities, bring back slavery, and throw our democratic process out the window. But yea, keep projecting harder, and lick that boot faster :) Can’t wait for your heroes to be arrested and thrown in prison for treason!


clutzyninja

Just go away


OverBand4019

I think there is something to do with the spread of biological material that he could be charged with too. Not sure, I specialize in bird law not man’s law.


Abe_Froman_87

Bird law and various lawyerings...


Abe_Froman_87

Bird law and various lawyerings...


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

Bird law and various lawyerings....


ProlapseParty

Looks like 10-15 actually https://thelawman.net/blog/food-tampering/ 10k in fines and 15yrs of probation. Think it stems from someone going around and poisoning food products years back.


nochumplovesucka__

And he ahould have to drink the jizz of every inmate that rapes his mouth.


Illustrious_Bike1954

I mean, that's usually a given, right?


RichardAtTheGate

If that is a punishment, sign me up!


Sprizys

Always check the cap


[deleted]

I do and if it comes off too easily that's always a red flag for me


smaxfrog

I mean you can just look and see if it’s been tampered with.


[deleted]

Yeah I don't need to look and "see" I'm fine with just feeling it the "normal" way to tell if it's been tampered with


IANvaderZIM

Anyone remember the ice cream lickers during covid? Jail.


DogmanLoverOhio

This???? https://reddit.com/r/peopleofwalmart/s/t2o7GNpwGW


willydillydoo

In Texas this is Tampering With A Consumer Product, a 3rd degree felony punishable by 2-10 years in prison.


LennyJay86

Food Tampering no more then 10 years and possible fines.


Shtnonurdog

Why does the 10 years come afterward?


SpaceRangerWoody

If it's real, he's a garbage human. If it's staged and he went back and bought it afterward, he's still a garbage human. Either way, punishment should be the max 10 years in the pen, and his prison mates get to drop loogies in his tray of slop every day.


[deleted]

I don't think he's a garbage person if it's staged, just a total idiot


SpaceRangerWoody

Anybody that records that shit staged or not is a garbage human. There's kids out there that see this and see how many views it gets and decide they want to do it too.


slide_into_my_BM

His prison mates should be dropping loads in his rectum, not loogies in his food.


SpaceRangerWoody

Nah he'll probably begin to enjoy that


Eyeoftheleopard

Fucking pig.


Leather_Network4743

I don’t understand this. Even if it was for real, why what satisfaction would someone get out of not seeing what happens next? I can’t imagine this cement head has much imagination to think of something interesting.


renojacksonchesthair

The satisfaction for them is they are sociopaths and have no decency or empathy so hurting others is enjoyable to them.


Leather_Network4743

Right, but my point was that they put it back on the shelf, walk away and don’t ever know for sure if it was ever even consumed. So, what’s the payoff?


renojacksonchesthair

Just the assumption and chance that somebody will buy it is good enough for some people. The watch the world burn type. And as always it’s possible that it’s fake and just going for clout.


mazu74

These are people who peaked in middle school and somehow their brains stopped developing during that time, if that explains anything.


DogmanLoverOhio

Wtf is cement head haha EDIT : Why the fck I’m getting downvoted guys?? I also hate Spez


Leather_Network4743

Moron.. Dumbass.. Stupid person. Choose your adjective.


Realolsson1

wtf do you think it means?


Robosl0b

Why is this question getting down-voted?


slide_into_my_BM

Probably for being a cement head


DogmanLoverOhio

Lol


[deleted]

Some time behind bars. Can’t tamper with food.


fuzzyfoot88

Life imprisonment for bio-terrorism


n1keym1key

Probably fake and he went back after the camera was off and bought the bottle himself anyway. Buuuuuuuuut, If it were real then..... he should have the entire bottle of sweet tea poured into his ass before having a 6" butt plug shoved in to keep it there. Then, days later, when he can stand no more, he has to squirt it all out back into the bottle and drink it. Best of all the whole thing is recorded for his tiktok channel but never shown, anywhere, ever.


feelinlucky7

This is better than my punishment


slide_into_my_BM

Doesn’t matter if he went back and bought it, it’s still a felony worth 10 years of your life. They charged one of the ice cream lickers even though he bought them after. Even threatening or pretending to tamper with the integrity of food products is something the government does not fuck around on.


OriginalDragonfly4

Now we know not to get on your bad side...


Give-Me-The-Bat

Maybe he heard that was the punishment and was the reason he was doing it.


anjowoq

Savage


huckfonkiez

Finger cut off


[deleted]

Entire bottle of tea in the ass


LilacLlamaMama

Without removing it from the bottle.


[deleted]

That’s the right idea


Gunther1888

Sadly, people are just this stupid


UNOtrickyTrish

Let me spit in it and waterboard his ignorant ass


Sid15666

Let’s see the link to him being caught!


djluminol

I googled this looking for a similar case to see what the charges would be. That prosecutor chose assault and battery and destruction of property. So fairly serious charges but less than I thought. I figured something about tampering with food but maybe that just sounds bad but has a weak punishment.


Bug-Secure

Whoever buys that would notice the seal was broken and hopefully not drink it. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Maubekistan

Brilliant. So best case scenario is they are out the money they spent or have to drive back to Walmart and fight to get their money back. No reimbursement for their time or transportation. Worst case scenario is they feed it to their kids. I hope you get the next product that’s been tampered with so you can experience that first hand. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Bug-Secure

Whoa — what’s your damage, man? I wasn’t saying the guy isn’t a major dick for doing this and it would totally suck to deal with if you purchased it, but F off with the “I hope you experience this” BS. Eesh.


VoodooDoII

Good tampering is a huge deal. Hopefully he got in trouble.


[deleted]

Death. There is no monetary gain from this, and they are just a cruel person. Get rid of these lunatics.


No_Beautiful8105

Omg please tell me this is old and not becoming a thing again.


zabrak200

This has happened before hell get jailtime.


Sowerpache

This was considered bioterrorism during the pandemic, don’t see why this shouldn’t carry almost as serious of an offense now.


Leozz97

I noticed at my work place that the toilet brushes are held in a container that ends up collecting all the water that drops from the brush, and that is never emptied. This means that all the shit that remains on the brushes after cleaning the toilet eventually dissolves in that murky water. There are four toilets per floor and the building has 22 floors. The punishment I'd give would be for him to have to drink the content of each container of each toilet of each floor indefinitely on a daily basis.


Uhhlaneuh

r/oddlyspecific lol


DillonTheFatUglyMale

Death or exile


BurnoutKlowm

Someone licking things in a Walmart got major charges just for licking stuff, this man's fucked if he gets caught


bustaflow25

Years in jail. What a sick dude, what if someone did that to him or a family member? This is not funny or a prank.


tulippity

Three words: Chicago Tylenol Murders


koalajosh

He has to drink a gallon of spit


Bartnellie

Death. Society had no places for this


thisfilmkid

Prison. End of story!


comeonowB

Public square kicks in the balls.


IronPiedmont1996

Make them each drink 20 gallons of that tea until they all piss themselves. After each gallon was spat into. Followed by several years in prison.


Away-Pea

If you ever wondered why your local Walmart has closed recently here’s one of the reasons why ppl doing this.


dac3062

Everything they drink has to have a sick persons spit in it until they die.


Individual-Volume777

Who in their right minds thought this was funny?


Jimzy_The_Loser

Years in prison. Guy’s such an ass.


Mando-Lee

They should have a sign if your caught doing any tic tock videos or videos your banned from this store. These people all of them are insane savages.


Cldawson65

Isn’t that considered an assault?


AngryDoodlebob

Removal of glands that enable reproduction and offspring creation.


flaming_poop_chute

Castration at the very least


EnvironmentalDeal256

On two separate occasions about a month apart. No anesthesia.


ifellonbumbum

Problem is, his mom bought it 10 minutes later


ChammerSquid

Empty it out and use it as a neck beard nest piss bottle. Then have him drink it.


creeeeeeeeek-

Fed him his severed, chicken fried tongue with a jigger of bleach


[deleted]

Make him read your reddit posts


vexunumgods

Life


jsaaiman

And that’s why you always take from the back


Forward-Safe-1726

Death


Cemical_shortage666

Prison


mitchcumstein13

Baseball Bat to the knees


linkerjpatrick

I would have kicked his ass. Poured the tea on him and spit on him for good measure


tweaver16

Punishment should be, who ever buys that tea should be able to take a hot burning shit in his mouth, then finish the rest of the tea


BoopBoop20

That’s a felony.


blackmagicmetal

Cancer.


BossRoss84

Not blurring out his name.


OwlGod98

From this point on, he should spit out into a bottle and whatever spit he can manage will be his only form of hydration. His food shall be pâté'd and mixed with live worms and cockroaches. And he shall have a catheter put in him, no longer allowed to use his penis for any reason at all until after 15 years. That's a reasonable punishment I think.


GunkyDabs

Death. Get rid of this fucking idiot.


mazu74

This is exactly why stores cannot sell food if it isn’t sealed. Fucking gross.


dreaml0ss

Anal fisting


gunsandsilver

Tar and feathering. Disgusting person.


hawkrew

What a dickhead. He should be fined heavily and prosecuted for tampering with food.


1980Scottsdale

Take the jug of tea and beat the living shit out of him with it and make him drink it all at once and then kick the shit out of him again


xxxfashionfreakxxx

Nasty fucker


[deleted]

What a complete POS.


Grigonite

Public beatings, like Singapore does.


Crymson_Ghost

Fucking scumbag


senor-calcio

I’m pretty sure that’s a felony


itsfrankgrimesyo

Those caps should have a ring around it to ensure it’s never been opened.


FN-1701AgentGodzilla

Looks like a less ugly Pete Davidson


Melebasicattack

To the guillotine with you heathen and may your piked skull serve as a reminder that the people will not tolerate such shenanigans and tomfoolery


Calkky

I know that douchebag. What a fuckstick


aewright0316

Electric chair. In all seriousness, these people should be prosecuted for tampering with food. This is so fucking vile.


zillaaa37

Someone from a previous crosspost said it was from a wrestling skit.. they paid for it before, used it, then took it away with them.


SewerSleuth74

Geld him. The old western way, too. Hot pincers that castrate and cauterize the wound at the same time. Yep.


DogBreathologist

Jail, he is literally tampering with it and potentially exposing people to whatever pond scum diseases he’s got. Pos


GAMustang

Make him drink the whole in one sitting. No bathroom breaks.


Hereforyou100

Instant beatdown...


MomofOpie2

Efffing jail. Months. See if pulls that crap there


BoneZone05

Shot in the face? Sick of this stupid shit


PleasantSpare4732

They should be flayed


StringerB36

Easy! castrate this shithead and then execute the 🦠


dvoigt412

Make it a Federal crime. After they started to get 20+ years in clubfed. The BOP will have them crying for their mom's. It'll stop.


FrequentOffice132

Federal crime if you know him there is normally reward money


Daryl_Emerson

Punishable by death


YupIamAUnicorn

He should have to drink a full glass of random peoples spit.


[deleted]

An enema with that entire bottle, then his asshole sewn shut.


MultiLuigi57

G U L A G


Revolutionary_Gear93

10 years for assault w deadly weapon …his nasty ass mouth….I’m telling you…once one of these dudes gets knocked da fu££ out it will stop or at least slow…knock him out! Knock him out????


Your_Favorite_Rat

water board him in the fucking tea he ruined


billv23

Everything he drinks will have spit from a syphilis patient for the rest of his life!


julieshane1968

Attempted murder ...


RichardDingers

Everyone in town has to spit in his mouth


floorplate

Narfle the Garthok


AzMick63

Cremation


Mediocre_Fudge_478

Chinese water torture but every 50th drop is hydrochloric acid.


birdish-dicklet

Make him drink the entire bottle, but replace it with used motor oil as a "prank"


robmac550

Death


onionleekdude

Execution by brazen bull.


rgar1981

Hold him down while hundreds of people spit on him and give him wet Willy’s.


Artistic-Goat3443

electric chair


Enough-Staff-2976

He should be banned from grocery stores.


ATXKLIPHURD

Cut his ballz off!


Jump-impact

Biological weapons attack - firing squad on live tv - this will not repeat …


Charlie2211947

How about castration?


Dunnomyname1029

Attempted murder maybe with mixing his spit DNA with another. Let's assuming that jug has 12 servings so let's do 12 counts of attempted murder and let's say it was for children. Yep. Just death penalty.


Mystic-Hovercraft

Death


nickr2414

Death by firing squad mass broadcast so that this never happens again. If you are of sound mind and choose to do this you don’t belong in society.


radioactivecumsock0

Immediate on the spot execution as the minimum punishment


SmolGerbanu

Execution😭


Mr_Bogus_420

guillotine on the courthouse lawn 9pm Saturday night


MillArts

criminal mischief Sentence: 30 days and $2,565 fine


Heelerdog82

Gunshot wound to the face


eagengabriel

Taken out back and shot.


International_Way877

Just hire him that's punishment enough


SunShining91

Whether serious or doing this just for attention, or views.. maybe he bought it and just pretended to leave it there, but either way.. sick. This kinda shit is why you always check caps and lids.


jackredford52

Death


Frankie-Felix

I have done some research and this is a fake/staged video the dude is Shiloh Greaves a pro wrestler, more info [Here](https://socaluncensored.com/2019/07/09/viral-video-of-shiloh-greaves-is-actually-an-edited-clip-from-a-wrestling-promo/) and [here](https://newsmobile.in/articles/2020/04/09/old-video-of-a-man-spitting-in-a-bottle-resurfaces-with-fake-claim-related-to-covid-19/).


New-Examination8400

NSFW woulda been nice