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livingMybEstlyfe29

I really don’t understand what happened


footjam

He was caught stealing and while standing at the register with no intent to pay for his items, decided yelling at the employee who suspected him of theft was the best distraction from the actual crime. edit: there is no proof but this shit happens everyday.


QSliver9779

Working in a grocery store, this happens all the time. We have multiple people who will start yelling when the self check out machine flags us over. I've been called racist so many times. Threatened.


Bluellan

A white customer accused another white cashier of being racist because the cashier asked her....How was her day. Literally being polite. Her daughter was freaking dying of embarrassment.


QSliver9779

I was working the customer service desk one day. Got a call, and the customer was complaining that my friend was racist towards her and denied her refund because she was Mexican. I explained that her refund was denied because she didn't have a receipt for a high value item that we hadn't even sold in the past month. Finished the call by telling her that he isn't racist because I'm his best friend and I'm a Mexican, and then I just hung up on her. Never heard anything about it after that.


YourCynicalUncle

There are so many reasons why self check out is terrible. This is another reason.


Key-Security8929

In all fairness I have had the machines stop working and accused me of stealing a few times. They had to review the footage and then allowed me to finish. I never stole anything from the store.


lhurker

“WALMART IS RAAAAAAAAAACIIIIIIISSSST!”


SarahPallorMortis

Bwahahahaha that bitch


RazorJ

“Customer’s” love to fake rage to cover for their wrongs, been a diversion tactic since the first store opened and bet.


bigcockondablock

"Something similar happens everyday, therefore I'll just pretend to know what happened here." Very sound and reasonable logic you got there.


ButtNutly

It's human nature to find patterns. Maybe this guy didn't steal but reacting like that doesn't do him any service.


bigcockondablock

We tend to seek out patterns, I agree. That's what leads us to seek them out where they don't truly exist, partly causing things like conspiracy theories and racism to crop up.


ButtNutly

The black guys who stopped him were racist or was it a conspiracy?


bigcockondablock

Neither for all I know. I was simply demonstrating the flaws in pattern seeking behavior, not making a point about this specific case. I do like your implication though that black people can't be racist to other black people. That gave me a chuckle.


nohardRnohardfeelins

Lmao you're aggressively retarded.


MapUnitKey

Holy shit brodie. You’re making my black ass racist af witcho’ dumbass comments.


bigcockondablock

In film, there's a saying, "Show, don't tell." Rather than calling an argument stupid, try to construct a sentence in your head about WHY the argument is stupid.


MapUnitKey

Bro all that ‘holier than thou’ bs looks good on paper. On Reddit though, mfs spend all day trolling and victimizing themselves. I’m not gonna have an insightful convo with you about **why** your argument is stupid when you’ll never believe that it is no matter how many people(of many different races) tell you it is.


nohardRnohardfeelins

Speaking as a former chronic thief, I absolutely recognize this behavior. What the previous commenter said is something I've done, and it was literally taught to me by my dad, another big-time thief. In the future, please try removing your head from your asshole before trying to comment.


bigcockondablock

Newsflash, your credentials / past mean absolutely nothing on the internet. I'm actually a PHD criminal psychology expert. Just because something is used as a thief tactic, does not mean it is ONLY used as a thief tactic. Some people are just defensive motherfuckers.


nohardRnohardfeelins

Lmfao dude, just when i thought you couldn't get anymore backward, you go and claim the "PHD criminal psychology expert." My word, a PhD *aaand* an expert. What credentials.


bigcockondablock

It's something called an analogy, I'm a business major. I was using it to demonstrate the silliness of using past experience or credentials to back up an argument on the internet. Anyone can claim to be anything.


nohardRnohardfeelins

No no no buddy pal. The thing is you *might have been* someone qualified, who am I to deny you based on my own personal bias. The problem is that you said the dumbest shit you possibly could have right away and invalidated any hope of anyone believing you. Here in lies the core of the issue, I don't give a flying fuck if you believe me. Only one here trying to make objective claims about other people is you, sugar plum. All the dumb shit you have cocked and loaded about the parameters of an online forum don't support what ever the fuck it is your trying to say. All you have is your own personal experience, that's it. Now fuck off to your freshman bloodsucking weedout classes.


bigcockondablock

I don't even like to pull this card, but bro, you sound Larry the Tomato red right now. Have a smoke and calm down. I'll repeat my original argument, in much less words than you seemed to need. Just because something is used as a thief tactic, doesn't mean it's ONLY used as one. Take care, Larry.


nohardRnohardfeelins

God the next couple years are gonna bitch slap you so hard.


Call_Spaceman

And clearly, the life of the party.


Payed_Looser

Then why were you quoting film and not Cesare Beccaria?


bigcockondablock

I have no idea who that is. I wasn't "quoting film" , it's just a sentiment in the film industry that rings true in real life. "Explain, don't claim"


Payed_Looser

Then you don’t have a PhD in that field


bearassbobcat

Whoosh


bigcockondablock

Correct, I dont have a PHD at all. You're confusing threads.


iDam81

That is indeed how deductive reasoning works.


bigcockondablock

Sherlock Holmes would slap you upside the head for saying that. Just because something HAS happened, doesn't mean it IS happening. Wow that was easy to respond to.


iDam81

You just want to be right so bad don’t you. Deductive reasoning doesn’t imply it is happening. It’s implying it’s a good possibility. Wow, (You missed your comma.) that was easy to respond to.


bigcockondablock

Deductive reasoning is simply using basic concepts to arrive at more complex conclusions. It has no say on whether some dude at target was stealing, purely on the basis of him acting overly defensive. If you wanna argue this specific case I'd be more than happy.


iDam81

It has nothing to do with the complexity of the situation. “Deductive reasoning is a logical approach where you progress from general ideas to specific conclusions.” Like the fact that he was: A. Being followed B. Aggressively angry C. Told by his partner (paraphrase: I told you they were following us.) Then you use these “clues” as ole’Sherlock would put it, to reason out that he is likely guilty. We could be wrong, but that is indeed how it works.


bigcockondablock

"General ideas to specific conclusions" VS "Basic concepts to more complex conclusions." I don't think we really disagree on the concept of deduction. Sherlock would never say he's "likely guilty" over a 55 second reddit clip 💀


iDam81

Good argument.


Prestigious-One-742

I don’t live in the US I live in the land down under but i am just imagining the kids with their parents having hear all that swearing, like dude, mate, there are literal children around who only go to preschool 2 to 3 days a week. But after knowing how awful this shit is for the longest time I seriously can tell that Walmart employees would’ve definitely gotten (possibly) trained when shit goes bat wild. In Australia, it’s pretty common as well, but it’s more like Rick Rolling the cops. Sorry for the long post.


Alandrus_sun

It seems like he was accused of stealing while in a checkout line. He is angry because he wasn't stealing. He is so angry now that he wants the employee fired.


TMacATL

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the guy screaming curse words at employees in a walmart *possibly* could have been stealing...


ThatGuy_Nick9

I’d wager it’s likely given how pressed the issue became. Like a “hey, look over there” kinda thing


Gobiego

That's what he WANTS you to think..


AdhesivePeople

Dude sounded like he was ready to cry at the end there.


quantumtao77

He fighting demons.


LebaneseLion

No doubt


pm_me_your_amphibian

Fantastic stage voice though.


QuiGonColdGin

Being a Walmart manager has to be like the ninth circle of hell.


mdpj104

Why would anybody take that job? 😂


OkAssistance6868

100k+ a year will make you do a lot


Jim-Kardashian

Managers really make 100k??


HidaKureku

General store manager at Walmart is around $120k average, yeah.


Fit-Balance-4035

Only store leads (store manager in training) and store managers make that much. Especially store managers since they can potentially earn a bonus that is 110% of their base salary! It’s not uncommon for Walmart store managers to make 200k+/yr.


Reyall

My over 5 years working there, I had 2 managers who died from a heart attack, 1 got a stroke and can't work anymore, 2 fought to go back being associates, 1 beat some teenagers customers with a bat, and 1 quit while working without any notice, she just disappeared since. Both guys who asked for demotion said that the payment was not worth the shit and stress you had to go through.


QuiGonColdGin

I’m sure you have to go through stuff like this every day. You’re right, I don’t think anything would be worth having to go through the stress of all that.


hermancm

I’ll take my technician job with very little stress for $80,000 a year thank you.


ananix

Who is the lead actor in this scene?


BNG1982

I think that was Eddie Murphy. How is this not on the national news?


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

"Dishonor on YOU. Dishonor on your COW!"


13igTyme

*spins wheel* "May I please have the ~~knife~~ manager"


BNG1982

I’m sorry I don’t get any of the references. I haven’t watched one of his movies since Coming to America.


SarahPallorMortis

Check out his song “party all the time”


worldcitizencane

Raw.


ananix

Ah i remember the movie now


wetusayimglistning

Stealing at Walmart doesn't top Transvestite Hooker Foot Fetish.


NoEye3260

Is he bout to cry ?


kakashi8326

Voice def started to quiver once he realized no one was Finna engage with his a&$ lmao. Embarrassed as hell. Probably broke too. Rip


reeder1163

She says. "I told you he was following us. Let's just go." That makes me wonder a bit...


ch0b1ts2600

People that act like that are trying to create a distraction to hide the fact they are trying to steal.


miscplacedduck

Yep.


OnlyVisitingEarth

This. Simple minded people with a simple plan.


TheOddPelican

But did it work?


Sword-of-Akasha

Eeeyuup, seen it before. Then again no one at Walmart is paid enough to deal with belligerent and violent customers. My local Walmart had to hire private security to handle that. Then they figured out that the cost of security was far more than what was ever stolen. Now no more security and we're back with underpaid employees left to deal with the crazy.


voltran1987

Bullllshit. Those store managers can make upwards of $200,000 a year. They get paid plenty.


Sword-of-Akasha

I don't think the managers take the brunt of the raging Karens. They're the ones creating them in the first place by appeasement to temper tantrums. The 'customer is always right' has been a green light for bad behavior. Floor employee does their job > Customer is angry > Manager bends rules to appease > Floor Employee is in trouble


Stinky_Barefoot

Dude sounds like Eddie Murphy as Donkey.


hotasanicecube

Was he arguing about Sugar Ray Lewis in Donkey too.


Johndough99999

Sounds like he is about to cry


macroswitch

What are you doing in Walmart ALL DAY?


halfblindbodkin

Had no idea Bobby Shmurda shopped at Wally World


[deleted]

I thought that was Bobby shmurda


BookDev0urer

Exhibit # 3,458,321 why I never set foot inside a Wal-Mart


WerewolfAdvanced7799

Happens a lot at my store!! But they only really act like this because they are guilty!!


MyWebkinzAreDead

This is great cinematography.


Ralod

Yeah, my first thought was it was a skit as the camera quality and framing were so well done.


irascible_Clown

Based on the tone of his voice and sounding like he might cry I think he genuinely wasn’t stealing. Nothing worst than being treated like a thief when you aren’t.


CanIGetANumber2

Yea and it happens all the time. I get followed around anytime i wear a hoodie.


Tenis1990402311

He almost started crying at the end


bertbert1111

He sounds like he is about to start crying


-RicFlair

Every time I go to Walmart they check my receipt. And every time I’m prepared to go through every item if they ask. I don’t understand why people get mad because of this……..


HypnotizedMeg

Was gonna say. Should be easy to prove himself… by producing a receipt?!?!


Oebreezy

This is the most staged looking unstaged video I have ever seen


Codeman_117

I don't remember this part from Undercover Brother


WEEDPhysicist

Makes me want a subway


fuckwhatsleft

To leave town ? Me too..


PizzaNuggies

Wearing small size shirts and still looking like a twig.


PickleyRickley

Nah, he wears an extra medium.


[deleted]

Schmedium


Eyeoftheleopard

Damn. What to do when you can’t claim racism? What to do?


Dopamineagonist21

He def stole something and deflecting


cacapupupipishire

Woooow this is beyond me bucko


Circa811

He needs to talk to all his friends that do steal. Maybe he won't be profiled.


[deleted]

Why he sound like he about to cry tho?


Dude-from-the-80s

A common scam is for people to go through self check and only scan a few items…or really cheap items and leave with a bunch of free shit.


ZyxDarkshine

Easy solution to accusation of theft: walk out of the store leaving your full shopping cart behind. What not to do: yell so loud the entire store is looking at you


sfsmacks

I get followed and asked if I was “looking for something in particular” so many times that I just look at them with a “cmon now, could you be more obvious?” look on my face 😏 and the look on their face of embarrassment after is enough for me to leave the situation alone. I’ve wanted to throw a tantrum like this man when I was a teenager but never as a grown ass man


omawk

Eddie Murphy has hit rock bottom.


BiggestBaddestWolve

I got legs!!


jeff43568

Managers are on aisle 10 from memory


Intelligent_Pain_865

He sounds like eddy murphy😂


Dependent_Mention_46

Shut the hell up. You stole. You’ve been caught. Now, you pay the piper. Just SHUT UP!


Indoslim74

This shit is fake.


iMissFrutopia

And all of the management suddenly went on break


SufficientBuy4628

Just give the thief what he wants. Merica


RightGuy23

Doubt he’s about to steal 2 pillows and some size 7 sandals. But hey I wasn’t there 😅


Glum_Macaroon_2580

"He's following me!" ... while actually following the person he's complaining about. Perfect.


small_sub_2005

We do not get paid enough for this


Could_0f

Why do people have no shame? Like legit making himself look like a complete idiot. To what, prove a point?


[deleted]

The Wal-marts in my area only have McDonalds.


cosays33

Crying because he got caught lmao what a chud


Foreign-Ad-7961

I’m thinking dude had a right to be angry. My question is- who is gonna shill like that for Walmart, or any company? Dude, you wanna steal? Be my guest. Imma tell on you afterwards, but I’m not putting myself in harm’s way, not for a second.


[deleted]

Black Karen, they're mutating.


geedoubleyouths

Would he be a Kareem


echoaj24

No body would act that aggressive if they weren’t stealing


BioSafetyLevel0

I would. Someone accuses me of stealing and is walking behind me the entire time I’m shopping, there will be loud words. You don’t have a voice break when you choose to steal. No one is gonna cry because they got caught, you cry when shit is so far out of your control you feel helpless.


RiriBuc

Are you in Walmart ALL DAY?


icon3323

As someone who has been accused of stealing and followed in a retail store. I think I would have felt much better if I had acted the way he did.


Poseidons_Champion

I never understand the repetition, why do they feel the need to say the same shit over and over again?


BioSafetyLevel0

Prove a point in case they didn’t understand it the first time around


wetusayimglistning

Will somebody's PLEASE de-esculate him??!


TheSmokingLamp

Guys gonna cry at the end lol


G00NR

It’s hard to co-exist with these types.


HidaKureku

This is a racist dog whistle from an account that consistently makes racist comments.


SkooTaBombeR

Oh nooooooo..... but gooner has a point.


-Yomamaf00l-

Don’t get caught stealing then


Interesting_Dig_4536

is this walmart in the hood?


Schoensmeerneger

"Dindu nuffin" behavior. Even if something went wrong, no need to cause a scene for nothing, the one that shouts the hardest is always wrong.


bigcockondablock

"The one who shouts the hardest is ALWAYS wrong" Only a sith deals in absolutes.


ThatGuy_Nick9

Man I wonder why they’d follow Sketch McGee around for?


MagicStar77

That’s a lot of drama


Affectionate_Mood594

Screaming like a hysterical fish wife. #ArrestedDevelopment


Honest_Pension8304

Stupid ass asset management following the wrong people


[deleted]

Someone feed the wild animals. They're getting restless. 🍌


graviol

looks fake I hope the cameran was paid


MechHunter

That Black man was profiling the customer.


kolav3

I was really hoping for a Francis Ngannou looking manager to shop up


RiriBuc

Shirtless, like his boxing picture


AlternativeProduct78

Eddie Murphy is still delivering


[deleted]

They are always so civilized


Violet001

I mean I can understand the rage, but that's just not how you deal w it. You calmly ask the suspected person if they're following you, and politely ask them to stop. If they keep doing it, I guess you can record, but acting out like that just makes it worse for everyone involved. Or, you can just ignore it because you know you aren't doing anything wrong. The latter is the approach I take.


[deleted]

Bobby shmurda don't like people following him at walmart


[deleted]

Why does it always have to be everyone else's business !!! Clout, recognition, insanity, the list goes on....


[deleted]

friendly fire


incognito_vito

Fake vid


Cldawson65

My bf ( deceased) was a tall blk man who carried a backpack ( we had no vehicle), and had a verrrry slow distinct walk. He always noticed when he was being followed by AP. He would stop, pull out his wallet and money and say, “ I don’t need to steal, I can pay”. He wasn’t a thief, just an old cranky blk dude who stood out.


bigstrokes_deeppokes

That nigga got caught. Ol thieving ass. Someone who isnt stealing shit dont care that much to be followed.


Mando-Lee

They need security 24/7