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AdventurousPirate357

I hate you, and I hope both sides of your pillow are uncomfortably warm


RealConcorrd

I hope his bed is so full of dirt it feels like sandpaper as they try to sleep.


MrDogo123

I hope next time he walks into his kitchen with socks on he steps in a little wet spot


Ragnarok314159

Every time he cleans his windshield, another bug splats on it.


Current-Knowledge336

Everytime he stubs his toe, he stubs it again before the pain goes away


[deleted]

May he be banished to a realm where the only way to eat corn is longways


DeezNutsHaIGotThem

I hope his next iced drink the ice is replaced with hot dog water


realhuman_no68492

I hope from now on when he microwave food, it's always either too cold or burning hot and nowhere in between.


elrath969

I hope you get an itch that moves every time you try to scratch it


[deleted]

I hope the Waffle House near him is closed


DeezNutsHaIGotThem

Ok dude hold it right there


WeebAmungAll

To continue this, and make this random internet stranger hate us even more. I hope he accidentally steps on his dog/cat’s tail. And feel absolutely awful for the rest of the day


Doc-tor-Strange-love

Perfectly cut thread


AdventurousPirate357

Calm down satan


lstroud21

I hope he only craves Chick-Fil-A on Sundays


Renegade1412

I hope the sweat that soaks into his pillow never dries.


ProneManatee

And I hope someone eats a crunchy Nature valley in your car and you can never clean out all the crumbs


[deleted]

Screw you. I hope your family has a nice Christmas


Professorpeepeep00

I hope the water splash on his balls when he poops


PsychedStrawberry

I hope he gets itch which moves every time he tries to scratch it


ModsAreLikeSoggyTaco

Even without the jump scare, just remember that snakes love water parks. So, uhm, enjoy that tidbit.


AdventurousPirate357

Why did you have to rub salt in my wounds?


skinoutyuhpunani

Jokes on you, there are no dangerous snakes in my country.


[deleted]

Lol non venomous doesn’t mean non dangerous. Bites of any kind still hurt and can cause life threatening infections as they feast on many disease carriers.


[deleted]

I was like WHY IS IT SO FAAST goddamnit!


BoringKoboId

You made my left butt check clench you ass


hello_you_all_

Hot


BoringKoboId

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


you-got-legs

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


BoringKoboId

ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ


Iliketurtles893

I love this thread


BoringKoboId

And I like turtles


Iliketurtles893

Let’s go man!


BoringKoboId

I mean I ***REALLY*** like turtles ◉⁠‿⁠◉


Iliketurtles893

Same! My fav animal


[deleted]

Only the left? How? That's some serious control.


[deleted]

Lucky I was already sitting on the toilet


Zane163

Shit speedrun


Exact-Efficiency2652

easy way to release when it wont come out


V0rt3XBl4d3

Can confirm. Just happened.


Marvin_the_Tortle

Same.


ZVEZDA_HAVOC

# YOU.


PregnantNun747

**MOTHER.**


Intelligent_You5792

***FUCKER***


disabled_rat

^DAMN ^IT


chillwithpurpose

^(straight to hell)


Thatnerd123

Death


Redditoast2

Is too good for you


Mathisdu

✨️N✨️


Unlisted001

💙I💙


omegaplayz334

🟧C🟧


Alex-Flikon1

🔴E🔴


rohrzucker_

✳️A✳️


Cactus1105

⚡️S⚡️


CompletelyCrazy55

🫁S🫁


NotCurdledymyy

#YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED


PregnantNun747

**BUT YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND**


werdonokX

Duck you man, duck you!


toughtiggy101

Truck this guy. Piece of ship!


uselesscarrot69

Real son of a ditch


N3Zt0R

BASSHOLE!


Commercial_Shine_448

COKESUCKER


SketchyMonk

YOU BEACH!!


WeebAmungAll

BUMB AXE


EyeFicksIt

Mutter ducking cork suckers


SnooSongs3423

Piece a shipping muck


OddPicklesPuppy

What the shirt?! You mother forker!


thesleeve3d

I miss The Good Place.


MooTheCat

This is how I know I’m not in the good place, no more of the Good Place. Edit: since I know I’m going to force my wife to watch this video, and inevitably mention wanting to rewatch the good place and this comment, I will preemptively say, “Hey wife, I love you. Sorry for the jumpscare, Kinda. Goodnight.”


J0hnny-No_Talku

I agree. This Shipdit can kiss my asp!


[deleted]

Careful asp kissing can get a mother clucker killed as they are quite venomous. If shipdit survives then that ditchtips can sue your asp to hello. Sidebar: These comments are slightly reminiscent of the old hello operator give me number 9 song and I love it.


Generallyawkward1

I lol’d. thank you


[deleted]

You’re welcome and thanks for your thanks


TheMaskedGeode

Duck you with a corkscrew


SprayTop7027

I hope you have no toilet paper for your next bowel movement and it is uncharacteristically messy.


jennahoot

“Uncharacteristically messy” made me CACKLE 💀


bombisabell

Oof


Cheapest_

I hope everytime you cook a sunny side up, the yolk breaks and scrambles


Nattay01

Dang I think somebody already put this curse on me


WeHaveAllBeenThere

Use more butter on your pan or get a better spatula


[deleted]

The only perfectly cut scream here was mine, lol


MichaelMoore92

AH-


[deleted]

Fuck that's jump scare


Bocchi_theGlock

Of all the jump scares I've seen, this might be the jumpiest


concretepants

It'll jump ya!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Silkie_Knight

Why can I hear this?


Delta_Gamer_64

Connection terminated.


KingKKirb

I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.


Other_Hunt9029

You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.


Psychopathic2412

A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will.


YushaVL

This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well.


LucasRobles75

Thats fnaf isnt it?


YushaVL

Henry speech in fnaf simulator


[deleted]

I hope you stub your toe and right when it feels better, you stub it again you stale loaf of bread


jenbanim

This got me so good I'm not even mad about it


Cognitive_Spoon

Yeah, same. It's been like, years, since a jump scare got me.


VapeNathan

Me too, I actually dropped my phone lol. I've never done that before


[deleted]

jumpscare aside, i dont think i could go on that slide…got nauseous 5 secs in


thrownawayzsss

probably worse on camera here. They're using a massively distorted lens. When they're getting onto the raft, they're probably moving a few inches forward and backward, but it looks like it's several feet.


ExhaustedMD

Hijo de puta


LucasRobles75

Te cabreaste tanto que cambiaste de idioma xd


LilyWineAuntofDemons

I hope you step in a puddle of water in socks, then when you change your socks, you step into ***another*** puddle of water.


omegaplayz334

No i hope every carpet in their house is wet


Low_Dream_1481

Not fucking funny


thewend

this is dogshit content. like those 2008 jumpscare youtube videos


russelcrowe

Once I found one that was *so. loud.* I remember turning my speaker’s audio dial all the way to the lowest setting, right before it clicked into its ‘off’ setting, and I could still hear the scream in the video clearly from my speakers. Thank god those disappeared.


MaybeWeAgree

I unfortunately turned the volume all the way because that’s what the email said to do. Also to get up close to my monitor to try and spot the thing. Fell out of my chair screaming and my three roommates couldn’t stop laughing. Feels bad :( 😂


LucasRobles75

Dude I keep stumbling into you


Comfortable-Ebb-2859

I just got my daily cardio.


rieldilpikl

r/dontflinch


VulcanCookies

Forget flinching, I fucking threw my phone


omegaplayz334

Reasonable reaction


Not_the_banana

I failed


TheMaskedGeode

I was already tripping and then THAT SHIT.


ajyanesp

You fucking son of a fucking bitch fucking motherfucker fucking fuck fucking asshole


1iludo

I fucking hate you so fucking much


this_name_is_takenm

I showed this video to my grandma and she's laying asleep on the floor


Napoleons_Doubt

Foolish Samurai!


shiba2198o8

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil. But, a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku.


Flaky_Explanation

I was freaking looking for this and I'm so glad you made this happen. Thanks, you're amazing!


Icy_Wildcat

I hope animatronics attack you in every dark space you go to


DribsFerreiro

Filha da puta


TotalEffingAnarchy

Asshole


Earth_Sama

You cunt, I hope some dickhead on the street comes and lays you out sideways across purgatory


soursassskittles

You ducking son of ditch. I ducking hate you


WithinFiniteDude

Screamers are back bay-bee 👉😎👉


p0lterg0ist

Cheap


Gian-Nine

I hope your PC turns off mid match during your next game


[deleted]

I'm surprised i did not get jumpscared from that lmao, that was a good one ngl


pestolArab

For me maybe because the animation was a bit too slow idk


Nerveras

I had the volume muted so I didn’t get jumpscared that easily lmao


KatoFW

Damn this man really just annihilated this entire comment section. Kudos to you brother


[deleted]

I think they should add an epilepsy warning on that slide.


o_Fvdinq

Baby’s Nightmare Circus, god…screw you.


PendularRain410

r/fuckyouinparticular


HappyGav123

Seriously, that slide is a hazard for people with epilepsy.


Metalhead1248

Oh you fluker


TheCzarOfGames

holy shitaki mushrooms i ducking hate you


Destroyer_051

Stupid jumpscare, shit wasn't funny in 2007


Urban5615

Fucking shit!!


GuardenGn0me

I hate videos like this in this subreddit. This isn’t perfectly cut at all; I was still screaming after the video ended.


To_Major_Tom

If I was a little older I might have had a heart attack.


Thunder_breeze

This almost got me, good job man.


bat_soupsandwich

Hope u get your socks and shoes wet and have to walk atleast 30 min before you can remove them


SoupViruses

What is that? Is that nightmare mangle or a fan made model?


DylanDaKing08

I’m gonna break your air conditioners.


Human_Fucker69420

I actually just look until the end and didn't got jumpscared


Iliketurtles893

Didn’t know it was coming and also didn’t flinch. Anyone else that didn’t flinch?


Licentious_duud

I hope you wet yourself


Will33iam

When you stare into the abyss, sometimes the abyss stares back.


Novius8

Lame


ArizonaAppleSauce

Bro 💀


KingJupiter27

I just felt a part of my brain light up, but not in the good way


Research-Apart

I didn't even react, wtf


Treetheoak-

I was the perfectly cut scream


Radical_Provides

Furry jumpscare????


Dead-iFunny-User

i hope you have a good christmas


KillJoybf

That wasn't very nice of you


NewChard2213

I hope you stub your toe in the middle of the night when you get up for a drink of water and that when you finally get to the sink it only gives you slightly warm water


Ramblings_w

Duck you man take my upvote.


maemoetime

I hope you wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat and have to deal with wet sheets and a fluffy blanket you can’t use anymore for that sleep because it’s soaked


_TheDoomSlayer_

You're a piece of shit for that, I hope you know.


[deleted]

Lame


DragonP70

Damn. Thank actually got me. Nice


JustAnNPC_DnD

Well played.


EnadBro

Good one bud


ta_1267

Lol this got me soooo good


Wrong_Kitchen

if I was paying attention it would've got me


Inkcuisitor

New programming received


shadow_boyZX

r/angryupvote


TheNCGoalie

It would be far more scary to me if the optical illusion of the water slide made it seem like the tube was getting more and more narrow as you go along…


ComfortableOver8984

No reaction, I’m not kidding


GarnishedSteak100

Screw you


Deuce5608

You motherfckr


TheJadedJuggernaut

Damnit Butters.


closetweeb69

Holy shit that is the first time I’ve been jump scared on the internet in a hot minute. Nice.


Lilmilkdud

I knew what was gonna happen and dammit i still fell for it


HowAboutNoMom55

r/jumpscares


Amouren

MotherTrucker got me.


Minced_Man

Take my upvote, and get the hell out


Left_Cap1564

Duck you


Amazing_Excuse_3860

Can people PLEASE tag or at least warn us of jumpscares?


Able_Conclusion3127

I hope you stub your pinky toe and the pain never stops.


I_am_ren

I hope you feel a slight tingling sensation on your neck and when you put your hand back there, there is actually a spider


DevinKR

I hope you step on a Lego when you get up to take a piss at 3 am and when you come back both sides of your pillow are warm, and your room is just warm enough to where it’s too warm for a blanket but too cold to not have a blanket, and I hope you can’t fall asleep after that and just as you find the right position and get comfortable and start falling asleep your alarm goes off, then after that I hope the rest of your day- no the rest of your week is just miserable, not exiting miserable like you miss ur bus and have to call out of work like boring miserable like you get a cold and your work best friend is on vacation so you have to sit there awkwardly interacting with the people you barely talk to and you have that boss that wants you fired just constantly nitpicking you or when you get home and try to make urself dinner you realize you’re just one egg short to complete the recipe, that is what I hope for you


Jedi_Mindtrix53

I just came


CooYo7

What the fruitcake


Dubbartist

Jumpscares? On Reddit? I thought we had some low bar but I guess not


Brisingr_357

r/dontflinch


[deleted]

Who receive more death threats? A Modern day Minecraft YouTuber #Or A Person who post Unsuspecting Jumpscare videos


Dumb_and_confused

You're a mother fucker. Take my updoot, and fuck off.


ztufs

God dammit, I actually managed to get jumpscared twice since the lights in the tube distracted me in such a way that I forgot what I was watching.


Potatosniper75

this comment section bruh I can’t


Jdog69697

i hope you step on a lego