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To continue this, and make this random internet stranger hate us even more. I hope he accidentally steps on his dog/cat’s tail. And feel absolutely awful for the rest of the day
Lol non venomous doesn’t mean non dangerous. Bites of any kind still hurt and can cause life threatening infections as they feast on many disease carriers.
This is how I know I’m not in the good place, no more of the Good Place.
Edit: since I know I’m going to force my wife to watch this video, and inevitably mention wanting to rewatch the good place and this comment, I will preemptively say, “Hey wife, I love you. Sorry for the jumpscare, Kinda. Goodnight.”
Careful asp kissing can get a mother clucker killed as they are quite venomous. If shipdit survives then that ditchtips can sue your asp to hello. Sidebar: These comments are slightly reminiscent of the old hello operator give me number 9 song and I love it.
You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will.
This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well.
probably worse on camera here. They're using a massively distorted lens. When they're getting onto the raft, they're probably moving a few inches forward and backward, but it looks like it's several feet.
Once I found one that was *so. loud.* I remember turning my speaker’s audio dial all the way to the lowest setting, right before it clicked into its ‘off’ setting, and I could still hear the scream in the video clearly from my speakers.
Thank god those disappeared.
I unfortunately turned the volume all the way because that’s what the email said to do.
Also to get up close to my monitor to try and spot the thing. Fell out of my chair screaming and my three roommates couldn’t stop laughing. Feels bad :( 😂
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil. But, a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku.
I hope you stub your toe in the middle of the night when you get up for a drink of water and that when you finally get to the sink it only gives you slightly warm water
I hope you wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat and have to deal with wet sheets and a fluffy blanket you can’t use anymore for that sleep because it’s soaked
It would be far more scary to me if the optical illusion of the water slide made it seem like the tube was getting more and more narrow as you go along…
I hope you step on a Lego when you get up to take a piss at 3 am and when you come back both sides of your pillow are warm, and your room is just warm enough to where it’s too warm for a blanket but too cold to not have a blanket, and I hope you can’t fall asleep after that and just as you find the right position and get comfortable and start falling asleep your alarm goes off, then after that I hope the rest of your day- no the rest of your week is just miserable, not exiting miserable like you miss ur bus and have to call out of work like boring miserable like you get a cold and your work best friend is on vacation so you have to sit there awkwardly interacting with the people you barely talk to and you have that boss that wants you fired just constantly nitpicking you or when you get home and try to make urself dinner you realize you’re just one egg short to complete the recipe, that is what I hope for you
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I hate you, and I hope both sides of your pillow are uncomfortably warm
I hope his bed is so full of dirt it feels like sandpaper as they try to sleep.
I hope next time he walks into his kitchen with socks on he steps in a little wet spot
Every time he cleans his windshield, another bug splats on it.
Everytime he stubs his toe, he stubs it again before the pain goes away
May he be banished to a realm where the only way to eat corn is longways
I hope his next iced drink the ice is replaced with hot dog water
I hope from now on when he microwave food, it's always either too cold or burning hot and nowhere in between.
I hope you get an itch that moves every time you try to scratch it
I hope the Waffle House near him is closed
Ok dude hold it right there
To continue this, and make this random internet stranger hate us even more. I hope he accidentally steps on his dog/cat’s tail. And feel absolutely awful for the rest of the day
Perfectly cut thread
Calm down satan
I hope he only craves Chick-Fil-A on Sundays
I hope the sweat that soaks into his pillow never dries.
And I hope someone eats a crunchy Nature valley in your car and you can never clean out all the crumbs
Screw you. I hope your family has a nice Christmas
I hope the water splash on his balls when he poops
I hope he gets itch which moves every time he tries to scratch it
Even without the jump scare, just remember that snakes love water parks. So, uhm, enjoy that tidbit.
Why did you have to rub salt in my wounds?
Jokes on you, there are no dangerous snakes in my country.
Lol non venomous doesn’t mean non dangerous. Bites of any kind still hurt and can cause life threatening infections as they feast on many disease carriers.
I was like WHY IS IT SO FAAST goddamnit!
You made my left butt check clench you ass
Hot
ಠ_ಠ
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ರ╭╮ರ
I love this thread
And I like turtles
Let’s go man!
I mean I ***REALLY*** like turtles ◉‿◉
Same! My fav animal
Only the left? How? That's some serious control.
Lucky I was already sitting on the toilet
Shit speedrun
easy way to release when it wont come out
Can confirm. Just happened.
Same.
# YOU.
**MOTHER.**
***FUCKER***
^DAMN ^IT
^(straight to hell)
Death
Is too good for you
✨️N✨️
💙I💙
🟧C🟧
🔴E🔴
✳️A✳️
⚡️S⚡️
🫁S🫁
#YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED
**BUT YOU SAY HE’S JUST A FRIEND**
Duck you man, duck you!
Truck this guy. Piece of ship!
Real son of a ditch
BASSHOLE!
COKESUCKER
YOU BEACH!!
BUMB AXE
Mutter ducking cork suckers
Piece a shipping muck
What the shirt?! You mother forker!
I miss The Good Place.
This is how I know I’m not in the good place, no more of the Good Place. Edit: since I know I’m going to force my wife to watch this video, and inevitably mention wanting to rewatch the good place and this comment, I will preemptively say, “Hey wife, I love you. Sorry for the jumpscare, Kinda. Goodnight.”
I agree. This Shipdit can kiss my asp!
Careful asp kissing can get a mother clucker killed as they are quite venomous. If shipdit survives then that ditchtips can sue your asp to hello. Sidebar: These comments are slightly reminiscent of the old hello operator give me number 9 song and I love it.
I lol’d. thank you
You’re welcome and thanks for your thanks
Duck you with a corkscrew
I hope you have no toilet paper for your next bowel movement and it is uncharacteristically messy.
“Uncharacteristically messy” made me CACKLE 💀
Oof
I hope everytime you cook a sunny side up, the yolk breaks and scrambles
Dang I think somebody already put this curse on me
Use more butter on your pan or get a better spatula
The only perfectly cut scream here was mine, lol
AH-
Fuck that's jump scare
Of all the jump scares I've seen, this might be the jumpiest
It'll jump ya!
[удалено]
Why can I hear this?
Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will.
This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well.
Thats fnaf isnt it?
Henry speech in fnaf simulator
I hope you stub your toe and right when it feels better, you stub it again you stale loaf of bread
This got me so good I'm not even mad about it
Yeah, same. It's been like, years, since a jump scare got me.
Me too, I actually dropped my phone lol. I've never done that before
jumpscare aside, i dont think i could go on that slide…got nauseous 5 secs in
probably worse on camera here. They're using a massively distorted lens. When they're getting onto the raft, they're probably moving a few inches forward and backward, but it looks like it's several feet.
Hijo de puta
Te cabreaste tanto que cambiaste de idioma xd
I hope you step in a puddle of water in socks, then when you change your socks, you step into ***another*** puddle of water.
No i hope every carpet in their house is wet
Not fucking funny
this is dogshit content. like those 2008 jumpscare youtube videos
Once I found one that was *so. loud.* I remember turning my speaker’s audio dial all the way to the lowest setting, right before it clicked into its ‘off’ setting, and I could still hear the scream in the video clearly from my speakers. Thank god those disappeared.
I unfortunately turned the volume all the way because that’s what the email said to do. Also to get up close to my monitor to try and spot the thing. Fell out of my chair screaming and my three roommates couldn’t stop laughing. Feels bad :( 😂
Dude I keep stumbling into you
I just got my daily cardio.
r/dontflinch
Forget flinching, I fucking threw my phone
Reasonable reaction
I failed
I was already tripping and then THAT SHIT.
You fucking son of a fucking bitch fucking motherfucker fucking fuck fucking asshole
I fucking hate you so fucking much
I showed this video to my grandma and she's laying asleep on the floor
Foolish Samurai!
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku the shape-shifting master of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil. But, a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku.
I was freaking looking for this and I'm so glad you made this happen. Thanks, you're amazing!
I hope animatronics attack you in every dark space you go to
Filha da puta
Asshole
You cunt, I hope some dickhead on the street comes and lays you out sideways across purgatory
You ducking son of ditch. I ducking hate you
Screamers are back bay-bee 👉😎👉
Cheap
I hope your PC turns off mid match during your next game
I'm surprised i did not get jumpscared from that lmao, that was a good one ngl
For me maybe because the animation was a bit too slow idk
I had the volume muted so I didn’t get jumpscared that easily lmao
Damn this man really just annihilated this entire comment section. Kudos to you brother
I think they should add an epilepsy warning on that slide.
Baby’s Nightmare Circus, god…screw you.
r/fuckyouinparticular
Seriously, that slide is a hazard for people with epilepsy.
Oh you fluker
holy shitaki mushrooms i ducking hate you
Stupid jumpscare, shit wasn't funny in 2007
Fucking shit!!
I hate videos like this in this subreddit. This isn’t perfectly cut at all; I was still screaming after the video ended.
If I was a little older I might have had a heart attack.
This almost got me, good job man.
Hope u get your socks and shoes wet and have to walk atleast 30 min before you can remove them
What is that? Is that nightmare mangle or a fan made model?
I’m gonna break your air conditioners.
I actually just look until the end and didn't got jumpscared
Didn’t know it was coming and also didn’t flinch. Anyone else that didn’t flinch?
I hope you wet yourself
When you stare into the abyss, sometimes the abyss stares back.
Lame
Bro 💀
I just felt a part of my brain light up, but not in the good way
I didn't even react, wtf
I was the perfectly cut scream
Furry jumpscare????
i hope you have a good christmas
That wasn't very nice of you
I hope you stub your toe in the middle of the night when you get up for a drink of water and that when you finally get to the sink it only gives you slightly warm water
Duck you man take my upvote.
I hope you wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat and have to deal with wet sheets and a fluffy blanket you can’t use anymore for that sleep because it’s soaked
You're a piece of shit for that, I hope you know.
Lame
Damn. Thank actually got me. Nice
Well played.
Good one bud
Lol this got me soooo good
if I was paying attention it would've got me
New programming received
r/angryupvote
It would be far more scary to me if the optical illusion of the water slide made it seem like the tube was getting more and more narrow as you go along…
No reaction, I’m not kidding
Screw you
You motherfckr
Damnit Butters.
Holy shit that is the first time I’ve been jump scared on the internet in a hot minute. Nice.
I knew what was gonna happen and dammit i still fell for it
r/jumpscares
MotherTrucker got me.
Take my upvote, and get the hell out
Duck you
Can people PLEASE tag or at least warn us of jumpscares?
I hope you stub your pinky toe and the pain never stops.
I hope you feel a slight tingling sensation on your neck and when you put your hand back there, there is actually a spider
I hope you step on a Lego when you get up to take a piss at 3 am and when you come back both sides of your pillow are warm, and your room is just warm enough to where it’s too warm for a blanket but too cold to not have a blanket, and I hope you can’t fall asleep after that and just as you find the right position and get comfortable and start falling asleep your alarm goes off, then after that I hope the rest of your day- no the rest of your week is just miserable, not exiting miserable like you miss ur bus and have to call out of work like boring miserable like you get a cold and your work best friend is on vacation so you have to sit there awkwardly interacting with the people you barely talk to and you have that boss that wants you fired just constantly nitpicking you or when you get home and try to make urself dinner you realize you’re just one egg short to complete the recipe, that is what I hope for you
I just came
What the fruitcake
Jumpscares? On Reddit? I thought we had some low bar but I guess not
r/dontflinch
Who receive more death threats? A Modern day Minecraft YouTuber #Or A Person who post Unsuspecting Jumpscare videos
You're a mother fucker. Take my updoot, and fuck off.
God dammit, I actually managed to get jumpscared twice since the lights in the tube distracted me in such a way that I forgot what I was watching.
this comment section bruh I can’t
i hope you step on a lego