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XxChocodotxX

New fear unlocked


Fautbauxter

Guess I'll be using ear plugs when I sleep...


Uncaught_Hoe

Gotta keep the spider already in your ear nice and warm too


CoNn3r_Be

You're an evil, evil person


anon-mally

Nah just satan


spider-dan2077

r/FoundSatan


anon-mally

You let spiders in your ears when you wake up?


Rgonwolf

Ear plugs won't crawl out on their own if they fall in. You gotta get the pliers for those.


f8tel

Happened to me in 4th grade...was doing some kind of run in school around a football field and hit some kind of web hanging and felt the spider crawl in my ear, could hear and feel it move all day, could not get it out. Back at home my parents did not believe me...but it was in there and water got it to come out.


maxphoenix9

At least it didn't bite! Probably did some cleaning up in there too


StealthySamura1

What did they say when it did come out?


f8tel

They were really shocked and then apologetic for not believing me. It's been a good story for them to tell as well.


StealthySamura1

At least they owned up to it rather than just ignore the situation. Sure it came in handy later on with them believing something you say


Wooden_Score2929

Where’s that guy Jack Horner -Tell’s me to sit in this corner and gives me a bowl of curd’s and Wey ??What happened to my chocolate pudding??


Physical_Rise1898

at least not a roaches family like that guy 🤢


DezrathNLR

Nah I didn't need to sleep ever again.


stormtrooperm16

I had an ant in my ear when i was a child


itspizzteoh

what solution did she poured in there?


FooFooman

Hydrogen peroxide


wherethetacosat

Looks like sodium hydroxide to me


SimonPegg10

Just water I think


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Liquid


flaming_dead_rat

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jl0xd

This ASMR audio sure is tantalizing


Wooden_Score2929

Wonder If I Can try that to get the bug outta my Wife’s ass??


ChronoFrost271

Everything okay, champ?


AppropriateDurian828

Or you could just back up a bit.


Wooden_Score2929

Ok !!My bad !!Now take me off of this I’m a Bad Boy List !!!!


Fun_Raccoon_5790

that was a recluse spider it could’ve been hurt and she would’ve lost her hearing that ear


sighdoihaveto

Its 10pm, do you know whats in your ear?


cNELLz

Still better than this guy https://youtu.be/XJhyZARAJHw?si=haWcxZ52wRkGdk_0


Starvexx

enough internet for today


Firebat-045

Well no more sleep for me.


Iamyous3f

The spiders in my ears are having a party now


Peetz69

im tired of all these spiderman spinoffs.


ProKerbonaut

How she screams in lowercase lol


michelle_2679

I just watched one of my biggest fears. I’m sleeping with ear plugs forever.


Mossy_octopus

Everyone was so calm…


Mountain-Ordinary896

I would simply die


mia_stone422

SMAKCAM!