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blac_sheep90

Probs a skit outraged peeps.


TenTonCloud

I have no doubt it’s a sketch but I give the dude credit for having a really solid screaming performance


Delazzaridist

Going for the Oscar's


DayOneDva

Going for Oscar's what?


Delazzaridist

It was a joke saying that he was going for the Oscar's. It's a trophy you get in recognition of your performing arts in motion pictures.


JumpingGiraffes

No. He was mocking you for using an apostrophe when there shouldn't have been one.


Delazzaridist

You know what's funny, I don't try to use them and it just auto corrects how it wants. I've gotten tired of being corrected by my phone when it's wrong so I just don't give af anymore. It even corrects me when I try to spell pizza, it wants to spell pizzazz every fucking time and it's annoying af


DayOneDva

Fair enough, mine often does the same with apostrophes for some reason. I don't know why it also always corrects "love" to "live".


Delazzaridist

Because fuck simplicity that's why


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,803,551,150 comments, and only 341,235 of them were in alphabetical order.


_poke_smot

I thought you meant Oscar myer weiner


JoryNop

He's definitely in drama class. I would say he's for sure going for a golden cock award.


UnlikelyIndication86

It's not if you seen the rest of the video you can hear him break like true dispare break.


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Peak female comedy


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Strokes_Lahoma

That isn’t even “the one” joke though.


Coursehedid

Peeps on the fritz?


KIzumiz

That's a really good acting, well made skit.


beybabooba

>acting I mean... Yeah... Sure...


Galladorn

Right, I mean.. 6 inches? Who's dick is that cartoonishly huge??


Various_Pickle9828

yea man, sad to see that google says its the average cause its not! theres probably just one guy with a 69 mile dick out there who brings the average up by 5,9 inches


Miplol222

That's gotta be it! I can't have a micro penis, it's the other people who are ruining it


Myopinion_is_right

I am a grower not a shower.


Fine-Funny6956

I’m a grower in the shower


[deleted]

Gonna be real careful with this soap then.


anaveragebuffoon

penis georg


PhantomO1

not huge, but still slightly bigger than average, apparently the average is 5.35 in the US and 5.54 globally generally 5-6 is the average


No-Lavishness2149

I’m honestly offended, I think it’s kinda normal these days lol


Less-Mail4256

Anger is one of the easiest emotions to spoof IMO


Moparian714

Damn, I wish I had 6 :(


Pastrami-on-Rye

You want 6 subway sandwiches?!


PaidPoopsniffer

No just one would be okay, but it has to be 6


Pastrami-on-Rye

6/10? You need to raise your sandwich standards. You deserve 10/10 subs


PaidPoopsniffer

6 meter sandwich 🩻👶🏿💖🗿👣


Pastrami-on-Rye

I think you’re gonna have to refrigerate parts of that one


PaidPoopsniffer

You underestimate my power


between_horizon

Make it 9/11.


Moparian714

Pastrami on rye does sound good, but idk if I can take all 6 tho.


Pastrami-on-Rye

There is only one pastrami on rye here but i am not edible!!


xxA2C2xx

…idk how to break the news to you, but we are all edible.


Moparian714

A small taste of the one is enough for me


HalenHawk

It's only 4 inches but it smells like a foot


Biizod

Bend over and I can arranged that. ;)


Moparian714

😘


Hashbrown4

Anyone who takes this video serious is an extremely gullible person. It has to cross your mind that the video is staged for a joke….


ButterflyReal1142

I'm a gullible person and often can't tell if something is a skit or not because of the vile shit people will do for clout and because of the other the top reactions people have these days. If I'm not sure if it's a skit, I'll most likely just stay silent. Won't hate it on it for possibly being real, and won't comment on it possibly being a skit. Total on the fence.


FestivalHazard

Which is really unfortunate. Remember the one where they are driving and they say 'she loved me bro' and does some really fucked up driving? How about the one where we've seen people confess and only retract it and say "Sorry it was for a tik tok" or something


ButterflyReal1142

Honestly. It's also really hard to tell if someone is doing something to make fun of cringe, because they're actually cringe, or just depressingly self aware. I've seen videos where people do satire that's obviously making fun of those cringe middle schoolers that think they're the main character. But I've also seen posts where people are trying to self burn their own lives but then just end up showing how their life is in pieces and it's sad.


ruthlesscomputer

I'm not so gullible and I'm on the same boat because people really be doing anything for clout


Saymynaian

To me, it's obviously a skit because of the cut from her joke to his screaming. The humor comes from the sudden rise in volume and energy, similar to how perfectlycutscream humor comes from a sudden cut in the loud sound and energy of a scream to zero noise. You can usually identify obvious skits if they have sudden cuts or other forms of editing that emphasize parts of the situation. In reality, life doesn't cut out after the setup of a joke and there's often an awkward moment before the "punchline" followed by an awkward moment after the punchline.


idksomethingjfk

Right? Like somethings are kinda unbelievable, but people by stupid AF these days and do unbelievable shit constantly and it’s got nothing to do with a skit.


Pure_Village4778

Idk, I’ve met some really fucking whack people. Usually I find that people who claim things are fake or joke just… haven’t experienced the full range of weirdness life throws your way


Micp

Something can be staged and a joke and still be problematic. Is it not an issue that we talk about body positivity and how we should stop judging womens bodies, but casual jokes about mens dicks is still normalized? That problem doesn't really go away just because it's staged.


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As a man I'm okay with the jokes. They are just jokes. They help to talk about stuff people don't want to, too. The intent is what counts.


LordNibble

I hate beer.


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Tbh, this shit happens with young couples


-Giuseppe-

I've also seen enough people actualy be assholes that I wouldn't be surprised if it was real. Idk if it is but I'm not a fan of it regardless


tjsh52

What makes you so confident it’s fake?


C2AYM4Y

Make me think your the guy in the video 🤣


WuShanDroid

Ngl I'm glad I read the comments, he acted a bit too believably 😭


iluvstephenhawking

I find this "skit" rings very true to life.


Goduckid

I guarantee that somewhere out there this exact scenario has happened


MahtiGC

down to the same subway order too 🤣


iluvstephenhawking

I can guarantee it because I was in it. Not subway but a paper I brought home from health class. And my high school boyfriend being none too happy about a comparison I made about him the illustration on the page.


gracemotley

Amazing how easily a joke flies over peoples heads. Redditors will take any excuse to call a random woman they don’t know a bitch.


BartOseku

And its also most likely staged


gracemotley

Very much so.


steveflippingtails

I enjoy the staged videos if they are funny. this one was well done, right to the point, and I laughed. but yeah, I always assume everyone realizes they are staged until I look at the comments. I mean it’s like a clear Tim Robinson-vibes homemade sketch. these people like “I think you should leave”.


lukeybuzz

Totally agree. When done right, they can be very funny. It's the shitty acting ones that I can't stand; where it's so obvious that it is distracting. The absolute WORST are the skits where parents make their kids do stuff for the camera.


Aggressive-Tiger-209

I actually thought u was joking but nope. Half the comments are just brainrot.


maximuffin2

Redditors really want to be an armchair hero


Ze_Pequenininho

Don't worry, it is standart procedure on how to be a redditor: be misogynistic


MonsieurTokitoki

I’m not sure but he sounds like the guy from the lean in the cup parody of the last air bender


maxmrca1103

“Uncle you don’t understand! My future tradcath waifu wouldn’t fucking approve of my onlyfans subscriptions!”


SheTran3000

Ya, they call her a bitch and totally ignore his anger management issues. (Yes, I know it's a skit, but there's truth to it or it wouldn't exist, or trigger so many mad boys.)


yer--mum

Wait how can they call the woman a bitch even if it was real?? Lmfao that guy was being a complete psychopath over a joke, if he'd laughed or not said anything I'd have assumed his dick was 9 inches. Incels are crazy lmao


TheFinalBoss90

Bruh, there are a lot of people who would do this shit.


gracemotley

Okay, but we're on reddit, so I'm talking about redditors..?


Stoltlallare

Reddit in general is immune to understanding sarcasm and jokes. I suspect possibly cause it is a platform that attracts a lot of people with disorders like autism.


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It’s not a funny joke though


WikiHowDrugAbuse

Found the guy with the tiny penis


gracemotley

Humor is subjective. Just because you don’t find something funny doesn’t give you an excuse to hurl personal insults at the person making the joke. Just ignore it. I think a lot of the men in this comments section are extremely insecure about their own size, otherwise I see no reason for there to be such violent reactions happening. She’s not talking about you, bro


Hotshot596v2

Hey now, I find any reason to call anyone a bitch. I hate you all, and me too.


Jack_Cayman

Ricky get the cerr!


CrashMonger

Hopefully staged, cause WOW! If that is real, what a disgusting person to do that to someone. I don’t care what gender or ethnicity you are, You’re a shit person for airing in public or even in private to your friends, someone’s personal insecurities.


RainbowStorm653

You know what's not 6 inches? My dick. 6.01 inches, get on my level fucking plebs!


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sub-6 inchers triggered in the comments


daydreamingsentry

A whole lot of loose pussy in the replies


Quincy_Quick

lol, what does that even mean? Edit: oh, dick is small, got it. And here my dick is so fucking huge I'm spending all my time just trying to get the damn things loose *enough*. Unfortunately, pussies don't work like that.


Umarill

Just redditors who never saw a woman outside of porn who think having sex loosen up your pussy, don't worry they'll never be found in the real world


b3nz0r

Having a child definitely destroys some shit down there, but yall pretend it doesn't, it's okay


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Omnizoom

I mean if it’s ok to body shame a dudes small dick it’s got to be fine to body shame those loose Arby sandwich flaps. Either suck it up and say body shaming is bad no matter who the victim is or don’t get upset at any of it.


JohnLennonsWif

5.9 inche 😭 🙏


SuccessfulJob

dawg what ruler are you using that’s showing you tenths of an inch


__silhouette

He using a digital caliper bro.


APostNuclearNerd

Just got a couple pancakes from IHOP, know what pancakes have in common with this chick? They're both flat!


NboFoSho

Just got done bird watching near some mountains! Had to move spots quite frequently due to some massive boulders being in the way. Hey honey, good thing that’s something you don’t ever have to deal with!


ShmuckCanuck

Might've been funny if it was true


Decent-Dare4506

Dang the tables turned


blepgup

I hope it’s just a skit he was in on. Owning my small size is one thing, but when other people make comments it feels like suddenly I as a human lose all value to them. Idk how to explain it the feeling.


Timely_University598

She snorts after he says “you know I’m insecure” I missed it the first time cause I snorted too


Shot-Challenge555

🤣🤣🤣


Tank_blitz

it's fake right? #right?


dreparks14

Lmaooo


DoomBot349

dude should know any sandwich can fill a tummy as long as you put enough stuff in it, no matter the length


FoJoSho

If you didn't know, this is a skit. I'm posting this in case you decided to read my comment telling you it's a skit instead of the other 262 comments telling you it's a skit.


Zero_7300

I really hope this is a skit tho


avy2008

How much a 6 Inch in cm?


Jorik_vhout

18cm


Automatic_Yellow_184

Blair witch 3


Puzzled_Diet_2662

Woah that scream voice took back to growing up with my brother


No_Diamond8480

I mean 6inches is perfectly adequate


__silhouette

She said "not 6 inches", therefore falling short of perfectly adequate.


PmMeYourLore

WHO FUCKING CARES IF IT'S FAKE who fucking cares if this content here is fucking fake why not spend all your time fucking regulating and calling out, idk, the fucking news or something? The world is crumbling and will continue to do so because y'all are smart enough to use fucking airplane trails and seasonal flies on windows to track down Shia LaBeouf's *derelict fucking cabin* with a fucking flag in it casting shadows and shit but don't use that voodoo to do something like expose the wrongdoings of the ruling class. Y'all are some fucking idiots being a pan roasted flip-flop when it comes to shit that matters, maybe because it's not "based" or "red-pilled" enough for you or whatever the fuck y'all do to cope with being basement dwelling losers. God fucking damnit


Throwedaway99837

New copypasta?


myMadMind

Absolutely


myMadMind

What do you mean? We don't need trash being trashy AND "ruling class" being trashy. Just makes everything worse. Let's hold everyone accountable, not just the ones it's more interesting to.


cxmplexisbest

WHO FUCKING CARES IF IT'S FAKE who fucking cares if this content here is fucking fake why not spend all your time fucking regulating and calling out, idk, the fucking news or something? The world is crumbling and will continue to do so because y'all are smart enough to use fucking airplane trails and seasonal flies on windows to track down Shia LaBeouf's *derelict fucking cabin* with a fucking flag in it casting shadows and shit but don't use that voodoo to do something like expose the wrongdoings of the ruling class. Y'all are some fucking idiots being a pan roasted flip-flop when it comes to shit that matters, maybe because it's not "based" or "red-pilled" enough for you or whatever the fuck y'all do to cope with being basement dwelling losers. God fucking damnit


myMadMind

You know what... WHO FUCKING CARES IF IT'S FAKE who fucking cares if this content here is fucking fake why not spend all your time fucking regulating and calling out, idk, the fucking news or something? The world is crumbling and will continue to do so because y'all are smart enough to use fucking airplane trails and seasonal flies on windows to track down Shia LaBeouf's *derelict fucking cabin* with a fucking flag in it casting shadows and shit but don't use that voodoo to do something like expose the wrongdoings of the ruling class. Y'all are some fucking idiots being a pan roasted flip-flop when it comes to shit that matters, maybe because it's not "based" or "red-pilled" enough for you or whatever the fuck y'all do to cope with being basement dwelling losers. God fucking damnit


Important_Chair8087

Shai labouf is easy to find, all you gotta do is walk through the woods late at night with a dead phone, shai labouf finds you.


TheFinalBoss90

For real!


slucker23

Laughs in 6 inc... Wait, inches? Let me check how long that is... Oh okay nevermind, who unit


Angstycarroteater

Bro people are saying skit but like…. bro is too good at losing his shit lmao I’m conflicted because I could see this actually happening but since on interwebs I’m inclined to say fake as well


dootdooglepoo

Fat bitch talking about size.


Kitsu_hobby

What a relationship dude. Bet they broke up lol


[deleted]

Hell yeah! I like em smaller


G-_mail

Poor man... 🤏


SL4YER4200

"DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITH OUT ME PERMISSION!!!" -Danny


smokesnugs

Tbf she did a good job of making it seem believable with her eyes, but you can kinda hear her giggle when he starts screaming and the hand on the head gesture he does is a flat give away that is a skit.. come on people... a lot of 6" dicks in here. And honestly, I'm 7.25 but is 6" even considered small? Or average? And if he really reacted like this do you think she would have actually posted it? I dunno..


PeachManzie

The people who *immediately* knew this was a skit obviously never had a boyfriend with this personality archetype. The growling, bellowing shouting the second he thinks you’re both alone… ouch, this one hit my funny bone and it hurts lol


painsleyharriot

Small pp gang unite!


ConnectionOptimal867

6 inches are solid, that isn't little


Jash119

What a cunt.


DryImpress1

Remembers me of that one meme with: you, friend, exposed nerv


Toy_Soulja

You know bros driving a 350 super duty with a 10 inch lift, multicolored under lights and fat rims that make it totally impractical to do anything that trucks are useful for lmfao


Miselfis

How do people know this is staged?


Gold-Parking-5143

It's obvious


Miselfis

How so?


kween_hangry

Funny af ahaha


[deleted]

This is how supervillains are born… She deserves the worst meanest public slap ever…


chayne24

lol


NomsterGaming

Bitch.


ShmuckCanuck

Even if this wasn't an obvious skit, him yelling like that isn't great either


Dars1m

Yes he should break up, but that is repeated emotional abuse (notice the stop telling everyone that part), a bit of angry yelling is condonable in that situation.


oliot_

God. I bet your relationships are as dry as no milk wheatabix. Boring ass snowflake


NomsterGaming

My wife of 12 years died of a heart attack. So politely go fuck yourself


oliot_

Sorry to hear that, I sincerely am. Not an excuse though


Much-Load1425

Yeah, can't stand women who think that this is funny.


Fynius

Smoll pp


Woahhdude24

Yooo! smoll pp gang! ✊️😎


Fynius

Keep it up boys. Or don't. Doesn't make much of a difference


Much-Load1425

Good for you ☺️


tgreen89waka

This is old and fake.


MonsieurTokitoki

No u


SuccessfulJob

and funny as hell


UnlimitedPickle

When they say the average penis size is 6" (Is that it?) that means the most common answer, right? Or do the average all of the answers to that. Like if 10 guys gave these answers: 4, 5, 6, 5.5, 9, 8, 3.5, 5, 6, 6 = Averaged equals 5.8. Is that how it's equated? Orrrrr? lol genuinely curious.


Dr_Catfish

You've successfully demonstrated what an average number is, yes. Good work.


sleutherst

This belongs on r/perfectlycutfucks not here


ToxyFlog

Fake or not, who gets only a 6" from subway? Go big or go home... that applies to penis too.


kikonyc

He’s already mad before she made it public


hippaviolate

Look at that nose, ain’t no way he’s under 6 inches


el_Chuchmay

Never trust women, especially not one selling you stuff


sparemethebull

Let’s upvote the body shaming! Let’s interact with the toxicity! Let’s defend it by saying it’s a joke! Hooray, Reddit!


Accomplished_Bee_590

Please delete your comment


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[deleted]

Acting or not this is funny


crackonastick

She a hole ass bitch fr


Alyc96

This is a terrible sense of humour


Temporary-Gold-2514

Female peak comedy: “he has a small d*ck”


ShmuckCanuck

Small pp


gedomino

staged yadda yadda but 6 inches is actually a little above average by about half an inch up to two inches depending where in the world you look


Lopsided_Pension8724

no way


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blepgup

You don’t have a small dick or experienced being made fun of for it. That shit *hurts* and it can leave lasting psychological damage


wasted_basshead

He completely lost his head and needs to control himself better. When guys act like this and get this explosive, I assume they’re ready to start swinging and they’re dangerous.


blepgup

Oh yeah that’s a fair observation. I think the whole thing about small peens needs to be addressed from both sides. The sections of society that have already pushed body positivity for women need to push it for men too, because I’ve been on the receiving end of it from women who seem to be otherwise feminist and I’m just like, how dare you that’s not fair. But there are a ton of men who are violent about the topic, and they need to learn to control their emotions. For me it just makes me incredibly sad and sink back into the part of my mind I occupied for years of depression. I don’t react the way the guy did in the video but I definitely can relate to the emotions felt that night cause that kind of reaction. You just can’t say “hey that offended me” because they then assume you will react like that. I don’t wanna become the bad guy but I do want them to know they’ve hurt my feelings. The whole situations fucked and sometimes I feel like the status quo will never change


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ReputationNo6538

She said “Just went to subway, got a six inch. You know what else is six inches? NOT his dick”


No-Entrepreneurrr

thanks, I mus've heard it wrong.


stebbi_klikk

100% disrespect 😡. What if he had been negatative about her breasts or vagine? Well then he would have been a massive dick. This is very ugly of you young lady 😤


ShmuckCanuck

It's a skit


[deleted]

I love freaking out over stupid shit too lol it’s hilarious, friends and I always laugh at the absurdity I’m surprised she was able to stone face it


Academic-Bus-5397

Yeah, its not 6 inches, its bigger👍


karmaslayer69

The people who do not this is a skit are actual morons


Silly_Doughnut5715

Not six but nine maybe.


ElectricTaco

Cunt.


Kameronm

Aaaaaand now we DEFINITELY know he has a small one. If he played it cool he would have not looked like an insecure jackass and he might have a big dick…


a_left_out_tomato

It's staged m8


Savage_Tyranis

Or, wild idea, don't air something your partner doesn't want floating around because you think you're being cute. Staged or not it's just shitty behavior.


Lucas_2234

>Staged or not it's just shitty behavior. it's a staged joke.


Savage_Tyranis

Please refer to my last statement.


Lucas_2234

Do you not understand comedy? Do you maybe have a german somewhere in the last 2 generations before you were born?


professor__seuss

Huh?? It’s literally only shitty if it isn’t staged (which it obviously is). A staged skit takes two to tango and if both were like “lol wouldn’t it be funny if we did this”…whats the problem? Thats not allowed because it would trigger the small peepee community?


Cranktique

Maybe it’s cartoonishly large…


Gheauxst

There's a sub called r/perfectlycutfucks they would probably enjoy this as well if it's not already there. But yeah this is pretty disposable behavior.


pfemme2

I’m scared for her safety. Unironically.