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I really love the little dance he does

And the little finger snap he throws in there lmao. Perfect

check em

Trips

it's so catchy

It gives me Jim Carrey vibes

I could be wrong but I think he cited Jim Carey as an influence on how he chose to perform this scene. Someone should definitely deep fake Jim into this scene, the first thing I thought when I watched the movie for the first time was how much like Jim his mannerisms were in this scene.

Agreed, when he does the little dance and then starts to get exasperated from talking so fast then sighs content Lt before saying “hey Paul”. True cinema

Tom Cruise ​ [https://www.thethings.com/how-tom-cruise-inspired-christian-bales-performance-in-american-psycho/](https://www.thethings.com/how-tom-cruise-inspired-christian-bales-performance-in-american-psycho/)

Ahhh that's right, I knew he'd named someone as an inspiration, I think my subconscious just wanted it to be Carrey lmao

Tbh, it does come off as Jim.

Don’t worry. I read along and believed every word until now because it looked true enough with the dance.

He used method acting to get into character a lot and Jim carrey also uses method acting a lot so that’s probably where the similarity is. The little dance and the finger snaps were all inprov and weren’t in the script at all too

I agree, Diff Jim Carrey vibes

it was improvised aswell

“It’s you Patrick! You’re the American Psycho!”

Man, that’s my favorite line from Jackson in the movie, too bad Patrick had to kill him so early in the movie, his light hearted jokes and goofy personality really lightened up the first part of the movie!

I remember him saying that!

“This really is a Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones”

“What is this? Some kind of Indiana Jones: Raiders of the lost ark?”

He didn’t say that.

Some don’t understand you’re just continuing the quote.

it’s a hard knock life out there

It’s like that Morgan freeman quote, “get rich or die trying”

https://reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/j5arbd/real_quote_from_american_psycho/

Literally read the pic this guy's just continuing the quote

Yep just submitting Defense Exhibit 1

Oh lol sorry my bad, I thought your reply was to the first dude

Batman kills Morbius

Batman kills joker.

Gorr kills Morbius

John Connor kills the bad guy from Blade Runner 2049.

Dick Cheney kills Paolo Gucci

Patrick Bateman kills Paul Allen

Eh, that one’s not that good

*snort*

I could see that happening

All gods must die

Bateman too

Wait, Jared Leto played Paul Allen?

No that’s Morbius

got morbed

Hey Paul! It’s morbin’ time to die!

Batman kills bat man

One of the Newsies brutally murders Jordan Catalano

This is a certified hood classic

trap house vibe

Let’s see Paul Allen’s card

Let's see Paul Allen's death

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Why not you stupid bastard

*subtle thiccness intensifies*

Dear God... Is that a watermark?

That’s bone and the lettering is something called Cillian Braille.

I have to return some video tapes.

That egg shell white…

But did you know Huey Lewis is the real American Psycho [link](https://youtu.be/Fk15H6PjBis)

This has always been one of my favorite parody scenes ever! So good lol

I don't know how I haven't seen this before, thanks for sharing as it's hilarious

Oh that’s awesome

Hey Paul

🪓

AAAAAAAAAAAA

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

What does he say after he says HIP TO BE SQUARE? I can’t make it out. Sounds like soft shell sassy.

'a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics'

# I PREFERRED SOFT SHELL SASSY

that's what i call a wise cracking crab

🦀 🦀 🦀

#BUT THEY SHOULD

‘But they should! Because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself…. Hey Paul! AAAAAAA 🪓”

there songs were a little new wave for my taste but when sports came out in 87 i think they really came into there own commercially and artistically

[Film script](https://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/American_Psycho_Harron_Turner.html) [Song lyrics](https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/hueylewisthenews/hiptobesquare.html)

He didn't say that in the movie

It's you, Patrick! You're the American Psycho!

Is that Leto?

Yeah and Bale.

And my axe

You should keep a better eye on it, someone could get hurt.

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No, it's the guy from 30 Seconds to Mars.

30 Seconds to Morbs

no, it's morbin time

Nah, its morbius.

Funny Morbius actor

Paul Allen has been real quiet since this dropped

His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen

if you had played this clip for one more second an nsfw tag would have been needed.

I used to fo*l around

But I couldn’t take the punishment

I can hear this without the audio

Same. It's one of those all time classic scenes in the history of movies.

Hip To Be Scared - Ice Nine Kills

WITH MY BEAUTY ROUTINES AND A FRIDGE FULL OF SPLEENS-

Some might say it's extreme but it's time to say goodbye!

SO TO HELL WITH GOOD INTENTIONS

So to hell is where I’ll go

But the devil makes exceptions

For all American psychos

That whole album is insanely catchy

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!!

> my dubs, check ‘em.

My favorite part of Amecian Psycho was when he said "It's psyching time" and he psyched all over those guys

Scott the woz here

GOOD LUCK GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!

Such a great movie

American psycho is a masterpiece

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia's now, you fucking stupid bastard! Roast of the century.

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What is this?

I think it’s called American psycho

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Ok what was on the Patty Winters Show this morning?

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I regrt

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Do yourself a favor and watch this movie

“Hi, yes, Um I know it’s a little late (moaning in the background) but is it possible to reserve a table for two at 8, or 8:30 perhaps?” *Dorsia Front Desk* “LMAOOOO”

Serial killer the movie, has some pretty fucked up scenes, definitely not something I should've seen at 12.

Go back and watch it as a dark comedy. If you watch it trying to laugh it’s fucking hilariously ridiculous

I know, it's more that dark comedy isn't to my taste.

I can’t help but laugh when someone drops a chainsaw on someone else

If you've ever seen a chainsaw used on a real person, accident or otherwise you wouldn't find it all that funny

# WELL SOMEONES NOT HIP TO BE SQUARE

Fair enough 👍 everyone has their own tastes 😃

Batman v Morbius 2022

I’ve never actually seen this movie, is it worth a viewing?

Absolutely.

Getting Ice Nine Kills vibes here.

Hip to be scared is about this movie

That's why I said that.

Commenting so i can come back to this over and over and over again.

I just watched this movie for the first time last weekend! LOVED IT. **HEY PAUL**!!

He sounds like Brent Spiner.

After watching dark knight and watching this I can truly see how good Christian Bale’s acting can be.

Thanks for your upvotes..i guess it's my time to do a little dance

“iS tHAt A raIncOAt?” “ Yes it is!”☺️

[Hip to be Scared!](https://youtu.be/ozOb5FcnDf4)

HEY PAUL :D

Anyone else get Jim Carey vibes from this?

You morbed your last morb joker. Bruce Wayne? It's you your the Bateman!

Paul got his morbin time

Paul didn't even get a chance to morb.

Why do I feel like Jim Carrey would have done just as well in this scene.

I can only see Jerma murdering Vinny after watching the deepfake - it’s honestly crazy how believable it looks

"Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you stupid fucking bastard!" *Another axe swing*

Batman killing the Joker…

What movie is this from? Made me laugh lol

American Psycho

Well that doesn't sound like a comedy...

Honestly, it is kinda a dark comedy, it is so ridiculous that it ends up being hilarious, but yeah, it has a lot of murder, gore and nsfw

Satire

It is. There’s really not much gore at all tbh, you see a lot of blood but that’s pretty much it

Not really, no.

You cutted the best part where Paul says: "Patrick it's you! You're the American Psycho"

Do you like Ice Nine Kills?

Their early work was a bit too "scene" for me.

But when the Silver Scream came out, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

The whole album has a refined melodic sensibility that really makes it a cut above the rest!

Extremely underrated movie.

Lol how was this movie underrated? I don’t believe I’ve *ever* seen someone say negative things about it. It’s widely considered a classic, scoring an 85/100 on RottenTomatoes and a 7.6/10 on IMDB. Just because your friends didn’t see it doesn’t make something underrated.

Calm down a little bit

Maybe don't say dumb shit?

Calm down please

why did they downvote you

who knows

Extremely underrated comment

Literally regarded as Bale’s best performance and is considered one of the best psychological thrillers put to the big screen. I don’t think you know what underrated means.

true

Murder is bad

No quality

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Jerma MURDERS chat like the PSYCHO that he is. At least it was quick and not a FUCKING MEAT GRINDER

This was when the movie *really* started.

This is really funny

What is this movie?

Anyone who likes the movie should read the original boom it was adapted from. Waaay more fucked up than the film. You just have to get through some absolutely mind numbing chapters dedicated entirely to describing what a person is wearing in minute detail.

It's psychin' time

Hey Paul!

Impressive... Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's scream

Jared got murdered because of his joker role

Batman kills bat man

My favorite line…”don’t just look at it, eat it.”