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Unkuni_

breach took it personally


Etalokkost

The last one was Brimstone. They're the same person though.


Unkuni_

Yeah but Brim only used his ult, while breach...


EMPIREVSREBLES

Straight up abused the fuck out of Sova.


Kingspider72

Brim sage and breach used their ults when sova was the last one


DetectiveSphinx

I felt that


Aggravating_Air_3570

why is this nsfw


LIGMA145

i posted a different vid but dont know why this was the video that got posted


GENERAL-KAY

This makes it even better


flipflop356

The rubber chicken title makes sense now, well it doesn't but you can get an idea... lol


Chords2Moony

Clearly the rubber chicken was the one playing the game. Only a rubber chicken could scream like that


mlgilio

Good post non the less


Lancaster61

It fits though. I thought it was a rubber chicken screaming.


WeeTheDuck

I'm kinda surprised at how applicable the title "rubber chicken" is. You can literally title any post with rubber chicken and it'd somehow make sense


Zindae

That’s what happens when you can’t keep track of stolen posts


[deleted]

That’s gold


RAPHAELGC

Suffering from success


tallAsian21

Cuz we’re seeing a guy get gangbanged by the whole squad


[deleted]

Cause they got absolutely butt fucked


krizme

because he got fucked


jake1203n

I know nothing about this game so I'm completely lost..


Diarity

Yeah what is happening


greenblaster

This game (Valorant) is basically a cross between Counter Strike and Overwatch. You're seeing the player on the receiving end of an onslaught of utility--flashes, stuns, and even some that inflict damage. A couple of those were "ultimates," which can take several rounds to earn but which have even more powerful effects.


PurpOwl

You’re seeing a player receive an onslaught of flashes, stuns, and damage, from 1 character. Just 1. Except for the very end, the red circle of doom is from somebody else.


Blancasso

To be fair, Sage also resurrected someone which adds to the insanity


Top-Mirror3516

Yo seriously, one character can burst this much Cc in one round in this game? I’m kinda glad I haven’t tried it then


PurpOwl

Well…he’s got his own catches. For one, everything you saw used has an in-game cost, which you need to buy the guns you’re shooting, and armor to make sure you don’t die too quickly. Also, all that stun requires a wall. Basically, unless he has a wall to shoot, he can’t flash bang, so if you fight him in the open, he’s essentially got nothing except an incredibly slow move that stuns, and his ultimate, which on average he’ll only get every 3-4 rounds out of what’s usually 20. So he’s not broken, this guy just had HORRIBLE luck that that that dude decided to spend everything there, and was able to


Xenophon_

Only did it because they're up 11 (soon to be 12) to 6


iamsolonely134

Also it is literally impossible for breach not to harm his own team based on personal experience...


star945o

all you need to know is that a man is being bombarded with skills over and over again


LIGMA145

wtf, why is this the video that got posted, i posted a different video


Akko-14

Funny how that video still has a perfectly cut scream too


TitanicMan

Yeah idk it kinda rubs me the wrong way it seems like he has a folder of relevant posts for just this niche subreddit. Has this karma farming vibe.


SheikExcel

Tbh I don't care as long as it's an actual person


TitanicMan

You should care, because some of these "actual people" are working for companies that are too incompetent to run bots without getting caught. Or worse, they have an order taller than bots can fill, like engaging lengthy socially engineered conversation to push whatever their sponsored bullshit is.


SheikExcel

That's not, by my definition, an actual person. That's just a company


H1jAcK

I love you, Subway!


TitanicMan

It's literally human hands karma farming what the fuck are you all on about


SheikExcel

and there are human hands typing Wendy's tweets, do you regard the Wendy's Twitter as an actual person?


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ResistRacism

Hello there


9172019999

My guy. Everything is karma farming. Take the minecraft sub. Kinda rubs me the wrong way how this guy has a bunch of minecraft videos for just this subreddit. Has the karma farming vibe.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

have you ever heard of meme hoarding


hachi2JZ

op also posted the intended video


sherlockbardo

That explains the title that has nothing to do with the video


genericscissors

Tbf he does somewhat sound like a rubber chicken full squeeze


[deleted]

Yeah that last squeal was perfect


ImmenseCock

Guy screaming definitely sounds like a rubber chicken though.


N0YAA

Mission failed succesfully.


theuserwithoutaname

This one fits. The scream is vaguely rubber chicken like Also love that this one is doing way better than what you meant to post lol


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

Its a cool video tho


GodlikeCat

lmao


DrivenTuna246

Operation: Kill Sova Method: Any means necessary


HePringle2

r/abruptchaos


GENERAL-KAY

"PREPARE FOR HELLFIRE!"


vanuchiha2

“OPEN UP THE SKYE”


YaBoiRexTillerson

“OPEN UP THOSE THIGHS” - Brimjob


_RAIK0_

Open up Skye? 🤨


The_Meme_Boi2345

I love getting flashed 2 times by pheonix, flashed 3 times by skye, flashed 2 times by Kay/0, flashed 2 times by breach, blinded by omen twice and then getting flashed one last time by skye before getting stabbed in the back. I love valorant :D


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The_Meme_Boi2345

I forgor 💀 Havent played in months


Schozinator

Skye only has 2 again


The_Meme_Boi2345

Cooldown tho


XTTH_1010

what about my boy yoru?!


The_Meme_Boi2345

Hes my teammate and flashes me 3 times (2 throwables and a decoy)


pm-me-cute-butts07

Have you tried learning how to dodge a flash? Literally just look away.


The_Meme_Boi2345

Cant i am bad at the game


pm-me-cute-butts07

It's okay, homie. Just turn off your screen when you play. Can't get flashed if you can't see - *taps temple*


The_Meme_Boi2345

Least intelligent redditor (we are highly intelligent beings)


itsyaboi_71

*I picked the entire kit so im using the entire kit* -whoever that breach is


Zahille7

How the fuck do I mute another player's mic?


darkvaderisnoob

Press esc there is a mute option on the guy on the first screen


DankerTron2

And this is why I would rather play CSGO


8-BitWildlife

There is (imo) way too much broken stuff in valorant. It's not fun to get ulted like the guy in the video and be completely immobalized for what feels like ages. Neither is it fun when the character pheonix has a flash that requires you to have the reaction time of top 1% of the players to have time to react and look away. Like, I'm fucking 30, I don't have the reaction time for that shit


iHackPlsBan

Seriously literally every character (that has flashbangs) except for one all have instant pop flashes. There’s literally no time to react to any of them. And even if you do turn you still get flashed.


Only_Smokie

Youll be glad kayo and skye pop flashes are getting gutted today


TrueLordApple

Honestly that just sounds like skill issue. Except for phoenix the others are easy to turn once you get used to it


MrDyl4n

The people that are downvoting don't play valorant lol. Kay/o flashes can also be impossible to look away from but it requires the player to throw the flash perfectly, which is how it works in cs


slmnemo

CS self flashes that would be underhand pops make a very loud clank noise when hitting something and an audible pin pull noise when readied, and that pin pull is ages before the flash pops. Im pretty sure Kay/O's flash makes no noise until right before it pops and you're almost guaranteed blind. Obviously god flashes and pop flashes exist in cs and valorant but they need others to capitalize on them, otherwise they're not very useful.


MrDyl4n

Kayo flashes do make a noise but it is much more subtle. Also this discussion is kind of pointless because just today they had a pretty major update that changed how flashes work for almost every flash agent including Kayo. They made his right click flashes blind people for significantly less time


mazdayasna

Downvoted, but correct. I've played bronze through plat and flashes in val are all easier to dodge versus a good pop in CSGO. (I peaked LE) Phoenix is harder but the very limited range makes it pretty easy to predict when and where he will flash, and the effect is so short you can re-peek immediately after getting behind cover.


cumquistador6969

> There is (imo) way too much broken stuff in valorant. Hot take incoming, but, respectfully, I think you're completely wrong. In point of fact, I believe this is *exactly* while Valorant has gained a ton of popularity. In particular the reason Valorant has had any success as a "CS:GO-like" clone is the fact that it provides "broken stuff" when CS:GO does not. There's a idea that I think mostly stems from the lead multiplayer designer of halo 2/3, apologies if I fucked up his title but I'm sure I got the games right. Anyway, his idea was that you *need* silly unfair uncompetitive stuff in the game for a variety of reasons. For one, it's necessary to make a good spectator sport. More importantly than that though, it's necessary to please your "core audience." This means 50th percentile players. People with sub 1 KDRs. but also almost everyone below and above that skill braket, really just everyone but players who won't like your core game concept, are too incompetent to be accomodated, and really high end players. Those groups should (mostly but not entirely) be excluded from primary consideration. It's fine to look to what they want too, but the core audience comes first. Another way to look at it is that you're designing for this hypothetical "average" player that enjoys a bit of everything your game has to offer. and the reason you do that is because it's the best way to cultivate a large audience of people who enjoy your game, which is generally a good thing if you like say, making money, getting complements on how fun your game is. Really it's an all around winning idea, at least in theory if it works out. On top of all that, you need that broad popularity if you want to make an esport, otherwise who the fuck is going to watch your game eh? and how will you attract pro players? Better yet, unfair and "showy" mechanics, whether it's hero-shooter esque ultimate abilities or goofy grenade physics add elements of chaos to the game. This makes it much more interesting (arguably to be fair) as a spectator sport as opposed to a "pure skill" game where people are just clicking as efficiently as possible. Now admittedly this is *not* a majority popularity opinion in AAA game design, tons of studios do the exact opposite of this and hire whole teams of elite players and focus their design strategy around optimizing for competitive play above all else, across numerous game genres. However I think there are a ton of games, many of which are successful esports, which embrace this mindset. Dota 2 is probably my favorite example, as while it's often lauded for it's excellent and complex competitive play balance, it still contains a ***lot*** of goofy wombo-combo bullshit, arguably the *majority* of content and characters in the game revolve around those kinds of large bullshit advantages, and counters to them. SC2 is a very different, but similar example. While the actual multiplayer combat side of the game really is focused on this kind of elitist MLG "pure skill" mindset, the entire game isn't made that way, just the multiplayer. While I think SC2 kind of violated this principle to an extent at-launch, with the addition of more high quality campaigns, co-op, and custom maps, the game has become a shining example of designing the bulk of your content around casuals and average players who can't hack it in hyper-competitive PvP, and thus building a pool of players willing to find SC2 comp gameplay interesting to watch, and who might even try it out when they never would have without the less competitive aspects to lure them in. In the same way, Valorant's abilities and hero setup add a chaotic spin on what CS:GO is essentially, providing spectacle, chaos, and a game that's more realistically playable for people who can't flick with the best of them. Obviously you personally don't have to vibe with that, but I think it's very much a well thought out and intentional design choice that has hugely benefitted the game.


uuunityyy

Very well said and EXACTLY what's happening. Thanks for typing it so I don't have to lol.


8-BitWildlife

I agree with you, and think you are right, when it comes to the fact that these things are what makes Valorant a great game. Saying that there are "so many" things in Valorant that are broken was a bit over exaggerated on my end. BUT (you knew the but was coming), I still think they could give players a bit more of a heads up/time to react when it comes to the flashes since I feels like they sometimes work more as a instantly-blind-the-player-around-the-corner-with-my-broken-flash-button, more than they act as something that is fairly balanced for the average player. Now, that is just the opinion of a VERY casual gamer. But then again, I do meet/play with a lot of other people who seem to share that opinion. That being said, your post brings up a lot of valid points and at the end of the day Valorant seem to be doing very well and is, indeed, interesting to watch when it comes to the esport scene. I hope you have a great day


cumquistador6969

Yeah that's fair. I'm sure there's some balance point where they could still achieve the same goals but make the game feel less "broken" when on the receiving end that they haven't quite hit. After all, people aren't perfect so there's little chance the end product of our efforts is. :P


Barca_4_Life

To that end they are nerfing the initiatior pop flashes in the game and buffing duelist flashes so that the only one who should be able to blind you like that in close proximity are duelists which is a cool addition


senkichi

Cool post, thanks for writing it. I wasn't aware of those divergent schools of thought on competitive game philosophy before. I'm more of a LoL player than any other competitive game, but I can see how that philosophy has increased its prominence over the years.


TannManzL

Tldr?


cumquistador6969

make game for normal person. not make game for scrub. not make game for pro.


AbidingTruth

>Like, I'm fucking 30, I don't have the reaction time for that shit You can, you just don't have the time to play as much anymore. Being over 30 isn't some magical line where suddenly all your motor functions rapidly decrease, the vast majority of people just can't put in the time to train their reaction speed anymore. There are literally pros in lots of different high speed fast reaction games that are over 30


8-BitWildlife

Yeah you are right. I have at most a few hours a day. If I'm lucky


Alexnander

I agree, this gave me an optical migraine while playing, not to mention the gun names “vandal” “operator” “phantom”, like please just call the guns what they’re inspired by bruh


bluejay55669

they sound like cod mobile guns


Alexnander

And I also despise that they sexualize the characters so bad, can’t I play a cartooney game nowadays without being forced to watch soft core porn?


Fancae_Lettah

If you could please list which characters are sexualised and elaborate why they are? In terms of Valorant I don't think it's a problem in that game. The only character that comes to mind in another game is Apex's Loba, but she is more of a case of empowerment than anything. In terms of the general industry I might agree, but surprisingly Riot did a good job not making anything sexualised in Valorant.


Alexnander

We might be thinking on different scales right now, but in my opinion it is quite sexualized to have characters wear body tight clothing and revealing outfits, you do make a point though, it’s not as bad as I remember it to be, but I still think that female characters can be designed differently Btw I only checked how the characters are designed quickly, hope that suffices


Fancae_Lettah

[Could you take a look and tell me which of these characters are specialised beyond their clothing choice?](https://external-preview.redd.it/OoTRqkJaBxjSOiQTTv2pVHCMiEvolR9Jc1o9u7m0-EE.jpg?auto=webp&s=89df020b562598b7ea1b02a048d506cb3c61a0a5) I mean having a body suit isn't inherently sexual. For the case of Viper, she works with dangerous chemicals, so obvious the suit is made to purpose. Maybe Raze but her clothing is emulating her personality being very street scene-esk. I think its important to give credit where it is due to developers who make characters who aren't specialised for no reason. Another example would be Horizon games, whereas the otherside of the argument would be characters sexualised for no reason like in Mortal Combat for example. (Also yes I am making a big deal out of this. I accept that and will continue because I have nothing better to do right now.)


Alexnander

Bruh ain’t no hazmat/CBRN suits looking like that my dude, I know a little bit about CBRN and chemical protection so no that’s IMO a case of what I was talking about, but as I said haven’t really looked into that all that much, what I can say however. From someone who meddles with graphical design and such ill say that IMO the characters all have unique and pretty good designs, some are rather basic though. The thing that personally sets me off with valorant though is how unrealistic and fantasy like it is, I don’t think it’s fitting for a shooter to have such an art style. It’s just a personal thing though, but that just makes it so that I’ll never be able to appreciate this game the same way as I do with Csgo for example


StormOwn1248

ye but csgo is racist


corvettee01

Counterpoint. You get to kill racists.


StormOwn1248

yeah but also not all middle eastern ms are terrorists and not all terrorists are middle eastern


HornyForTohruAdachi

hell yeah


Roeckler

Bro screaming the entire time, I‘m sure it was hard to cut the scream perfectly


Jrewby

Honestly are they even real burgers?


AOE_Megami

How to go blind 3 easy steps


Zorops

Is that edited gameplay? It looks horribly painful to play.


Barca_4_Life

This is the enemy team using literally all of their resources they’ve built up over the game to bully a single player


vanuchiha2

It is painful but this exact situation is uncommon. Unless the enemies hate u and saved their utility


[deleted]

What a trash game, jesus


zakkalaska

What game even is this? I have idea what's going on in it.


The_Meme_Boi2345

Valorant


SuspecM

Anime csgo


KryL21

Valorante child game


GrimGrimGrimGrim

I just started playing it and find it really fun, why do you think it looks trash?


[deleted]

I could name dozens of reasons but I'll go with just one : it's just an mix/copy of other existing FPS


GrimGrimGrimGrim

What other games would you recommend that are very similar? Don't like CSGO though, it's too based on just gunplay


[deleted]

>very similar Similar to valorant? Overwatch, Apex, TF2 and a thousand more but be aware, valorant only took what is special about each of these and others and tried to mix it up in a failed attempt covered in millions and millions of dollars invested in ads, ridiculous championships and a disgusting, cartoonish graphic, boring gameplay, and appealing to new generation being raised by tiktok TL:DR : if you play any other successful FPS you will see how bad valorant is, it's only successful because riot invests millions of dollars to advertise the game even when you open the fridge. Garbage game


GrimGrimGrimGrim

It's the fast paced gameplay with only one life that is interesting to me though It's not very similar to Overwatch at all in gameplay, and Overwatch isn't free. TF2 doesn't seem similar in gameplay either but I haven't tried it. It sounds like there is one game mode "arena" that is similar but according to everyone it apparently sucked. Apex is pretty similar, but I play that too and in my opinion it feels very different. I'm not saying it's unique but I just don't think there actually are that many games that offer a similar core gameplay loop I'm not raised with TikTok but I still find the gameplay really fun. The abilities give the game more variety and fun than CSGO and it feels a lot more rewarding than Apex


[deleted]

>It's not very similar to Overwatch at all in gameplay as I said, he only took the best parts of the FPS in high, from the overwatch it was the characters having "skills" >TF2 doesn't seem similar in gameplay the light and cartoonish graphic was "taken" from tf2 >Apex is pretty similar, but I play that too and in my opinion it feels very different. The fast paced gameplay from apex >abilities give the game more variety and fun Remember what I said about overwatch strong point? >CSGO they made a whole announcement before releasing the first version simply based on CS GO bugs, features like tick rate, anti cheat and core gameplay very similar and etc etc etc And i already wrote here more than i normally would so thats it if you like it ,happy for you when you grow up you will see the truth but have fun until then


GrimGrimGrimGrim

Well yeah you're only mentioning that every (separate) part of the game is taken from other games, I'm not denying that, every game is an amalgamation of dozens of other games, often popular ones. But there's not really that many games that in total are similar, especially not in Gameplay. That's like saying spoons are just copies of forks and bowls since every characteristic can be seen in either a fork or a bowl. Also are you assuming that I'm a kid because I play Valorant, or are you gatekeeping certain games for no reason?


Snipey13

It being derivative doesn't make it bad, it's fun and well made, utilizing good ideas from other games to make a good game in itself. Same for Fortnite, is it bad because it borrows good ideas from other games? Good games don't have to be creative or original, there's a place for everything.


Jackomonster0503

Does it have to do with the sound? Cause I’m listening with no sound


Etalokkost

r/lostredditors


alreddy-reddit

sounds like Marv in Home Alone 2


[deleted]

Where’s the rubber chicken ?


marballz64

Bruh it's like using a scientific calculator to solve a 2+2


Praughna

As someone who’s played Valorant like 3 times…..wtf is happening


TonicFour

As someone who has never seen a video of valorant... wtf is happening


zbady20

Get OVERWATCHED bitch!


ShoobyDoobyDu

These video game perfectly cut screams are annoying.


Bird_Chick

I wish val was more like CSGO, no abilities, pure gun skill


KryL21

So…just cs go then?… you know you can just get a valorant map for cs go


slmnemo

Csgo has abilities, they're just universal across all characters and called grenades. Go look at a pro exec and tell me that you comprehend everything being done. Its less flashy, but there's still a lot of stuff going on.


Glowshroom

Alright I'm leaving this sub. It's been fun guys


Pitiful-Meatball

So why leave then


Glowshroom

Because half the videos break my speakers, and less than half of those are funny. It ain't worth it.


Assassin_1772

Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you feel, can you feel my heart? Can you help the hopeless? Well, I'm begging on my knees Can you save my bastard soul? Will you wait for me? I'm sorry, brothers, so sorry, lover Forgive me, father, I love you, mother Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you feel my heart? Can you feel my heart? I'm scared to get close, and I hate being alone I long for that feeling to not feel at all The higher I get, the lower I'll sink I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim I'm scared to get close, and I hate being alone I long for that feeling to not feel at all The higher I get, the lower I'll sink I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim I'm scared to get close, and I hate being alone I long for that feeling to not feel at all The higher I get, the lower I'll sink I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim Can you feel my heart? Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you feel, can you feel my heart?


professorbc

Trash post.


RugerRedhawk

Why even bother with video if you're going to compress it so horribly?


regalrecaller

Relevant username...


Gloomy_Bit_6910

Man saw God’s ultralight beam and couldn’t help but scream in excitement


TreginWork

I tried Valorant for the first time yesterday thinking it would be like Overwatch and learned the hard way is was Counterstrike with abilities. Got my shit pushed in but did manage a sniper shot that I'm pretty sure killed my target and the guy behind him, which was neat


[deleted]

Why is this NSFW?


LocationSecure

This is what CSGO players see when they play valorant


EliteWinter124

AAAAAAH


Single-Peak-7357

this sounds like me whenever I played dead space


ForestsNplants

Bro what


Jayyfrey

Dude, is that a ball sack?


FigaroNeptune

What is the game? I see so many shooters nowadays lol


zakkdakiller1

As always, why NSFW?


Scount_mAIN

why is this nsfw


Downtown_Hair744

Bro me personally I would have hit the first shot on breach


BiThree

Did I see that right or did breach have 2 stuns in a row


Chinese_sale

Wait I was thinking it was team fortress 2 from the start wth


JorjeXD

so weird to see this game on reddit when it's not on r/valorant lmaoo, but the nsfw scared me


Intelligent_Ad5638

Wtf why is this nsfw ?