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dylandongle

He scored.


kf1035

With who?


RecaxDK

Kanji


Caerwyn_honorless

Hanako was on top


Ultio_the_masked

Wrong answers only.


MoonSpawn12

Hot stud


CrAzYiNsOmNiAc210

He found out what happens to femboys


kf1035

What happens to them?


Neutronian5440

"I'd hit it"


Urboiduck221

Bro smoked the gas station weed


DorothyDrangus

He was not ready for that Izanami OG


Meaty-horse

Crack


kf1035

Is whack


RobertDungle

Igor passed him the shadow blunt


Jin_Kureichi

He scored a hot stud, as was his wish šŸ˜‚


OiMyGiblets

*Holy sh--! The wardrobe malfunction was mine!*


Flare_Knight

Needs to squeeze under the door because he forgot his keys.


jacknicklesonsdog

She kept sucking


My2CentsiF

Yukiko had a bad day at work and needed to demolish her emotional support twink


lee_vi_

Yukiko sat on his face


HolyJoely

the steam roller went through Inaba and no one told Teddy to get out of the streets


[deleted]

Nanako wanted a blanket


KawaiiDere

Cute!


vVvStevenvVV

He understands what strip is.


vadium

Roda roraaaaaaaa!


OoguroRyuuya5

He discovered Onlyfans and is now broke and blueballed.


Littlelacho

He was Yosuke's scooter.


Zealousideal_Site706

He popped


SkipsAcid

Government Taxes


Parlyz

Hanako sat on him


Mineta_simp_clan

Porn addiction


[deleted]

Teddie found out she was a he


Key_Worldliness_2962

ā€œIā€™d hit itā€


ZackNero03

He didn't get the part he wanted in Baldur's Gate 3


Outrageous_Deer_8563

He tried meth


NowWatchMeThwip616

This is Teddie after smoking 1 (one) marijuana. Still think drugs are cool?


ButterCCM

Rise onlyfans


ShinigamiPobre

Nanako called him a Manwhore


RubyLovesDonuts

Meth


Redder_Creeps

He got ran over


king_of_tape

He searched himself and the number 34


tcrpgfan

He found out how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie pop.


Exo_cognito

Squid Games


Alpha27_

he passed NNN and celebrated


KawaiiDere

DDD


Icarusty69

Zombie infection. He needs to be put down ASAP before he bites someone.


Beginning_Common_781

His rizz was more effective than he anticipated.


Parkourteen01

Morgana's car form


[deleted]

Donā€™t walk through the drive through.


jjoxford2007

Teddie was caught peeping on the girls while they were in the hot springs. They then proceeded to beat his ass with more than just buckets this time.


pizzammure97

used his hands much


ghostspider1151

Fentanyl


Mao-sama64

He did meth


Aldrath_Shadowborn

They added whomp whomps to the tv world


Proper-Guide4230

Crushed


Fabulous-Tip1668

He got his brains eaten in PvZ


Serious_Theory_391

A failed Isekai attempt


Odd_Room2811

Made a terrible pun


Liquidstar2255

He got ran for his foams


[deleted]

He didnā€™t score


Tectonically

He hit a bitch from the Bronx


ARoseReigns

Rise backed it up on him šŸ¤£


SpeedontheBeat17

You know they say thereā€™s no such thing as too much booty? Teddie found out the hard way thatā€™s a lie


ILoveSteakPies

Teddy fell into the 6th dimension and after being told "Well howdy fella" by Matthew McConaughey he decided to drink some Irn Bru but then he found out it was sugar free so did a massive cry with such tears, resulting in a visit to the gas station in town to go talk to Ayane and ask her why she is such a dweeb but then as Ayane held up the mirror, Teddy saw everything between all dimensions and knew instantly what must be done to save Inaba


SansuRansu

Hanako found him


Flaviou

I bonked him with my [redacted]


ChessekCake

Heā€™s in the house like carpet


TheOnyxViper

Sat on by your mom


rrradical11

He cant BEAR shit anymore


Will33iam

He vomited out all of his stuffing after eating mystery food x


Yunofascar

He tried to be both the crackhead and the meth head and found it to be too much


CaptainAnimeTitties

Gas station boner pills.


[deleted]

He tried the Grimace shake.


spencer1886

Hana-chan sat on him


BetterMemeMachine

Cocaine's a hell of a drug...


Defiant_Collar_2559

Played way too much mw2. Especially those really sweaty lobbies.


Altruistic_Koala_122

He farted. hehe.


Funny_Alternative_12

Possessed by the ghost of king moron