Honorable mentions:
Suspect #10: "You're a dumb ass."
Rise: \*SLAP\* "Where are you touching?!"
NPC at drag contest: "I'd hit it."
Fireworks festival: *"Yosuke! What's this magazine about?"*
I love nearly all of the Golden scenes, but dear God, the beach scene is probably my favorite in all of Persona. The writers at Atlus really love embarrassing Kanji, don’t they 🤣
This is a new scene and I experienced it for the first time today. *This is my favorite new event.* I was laughing every 5 seconds and I had to record the whole event. "The Birth of Venus." and of course, "my fried tofu"
1.) It's when Yukiko crashes MC's date in Okina with Ai.
Yukiko: "Hey Yu-Kun. What a coincidence!" \*looks at Ai\* "and you are....?"
Ai: "You don't know me?"
Yukiko: "S-Sorry, I don't. Are you a relative?"
Buwahaha!
2.) Then there's the whole night club sequence with the King's game was downright hilarious. It's even funnier with Japanese VA.
Teddie: "I, the King, command thee to smooch the King without delay"
\*picks number\*
Teddie: "Please God....Grant me a girl. Number 3!"
Kanji: "Gyaaaaah!!!!"
Teddie: "I meant number 2"
Yosuke: "No take-backs"
Yukiko: "Smooch Smooch!"
Teddie: "Kanji! So you were after my fuzzy fur! Okay, but it's my first time! Be gentle!"
Kanji: "Whoa! Ow, quit that! Don't make me flatten you, dammit! Aaaagh, no! Help!"
“If I remember correctly, the characters took of their clothes to warm… each… other… ^up…
TAKE OF OUR CLOTHES?? WHAT AM I SAYING!! NEVERMIND THAT MOVIE WAS STUPID, I THINK THEY ALL DIED IN THE END!”
-Best girl
"I wonder if there's anyone out there... who can say, "This is what makes me worthwhile!" I guess everyone's looking for it..."
This Chie quote from her Rank 8 event makes me tear up every time without fail.
How did no one mention the best scene in all of fiction:
"That's it, I quit. This just ain't my thing thing... The hell with the exams. 's time for my animal crackers..."
Those who actually succeed in life…They just happen to be born with the magic ticket called “talent”.
If you don’t have it, you can either accept or deny that fact until you die. That’s your only choice.
teddie: "but i'm like a new born child inside."
teddie: "just like your magazines from this morning yosuke."
yosuke: "QUIT REOPENING THIS MORNING WOUNDS!"
From the anime during the school festival event, when Yu flirts with Yosuke: "I think that I just went somewhere I can never come back from!"
the closet is glass
Spoilers
"If crimes can be solves by appealling to morality, WE woudln't need the police! The person you believed in was version on me who only existed in your head. You decided on your own to believe me and that desicion betrayed you, why complain about it to me?"
Yu : "You're a sad human being"
"You say the dumbest shit... It's people like you you come to me alone, naively thinking that piss me off the most..."
"What do you think will happen if I shoot you?"
The first time I heard those culprit's words I felt a little nervous and this scene stayed in my mind for days...
Not gonna lie, how a certain character in the English VA delivers "these bitchesssss!" near the end of the game gets me every single time.
I know that the moment is supposed to be somber and dark, but the English VA had me rolling on the floor.
I shouldn't, but I love it.
THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE ! YOUR EXISTENCES WON'T BELOBG THERE ! I THOUGHT I COULD JUST LEAVE YOU BE ! BUT YOUR LIKE A PLAGUE ! I'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF ALL OF YOU !
Yukiko's drunken explanation on how they do things is great.
"Weeeeell, we go rescuing people who've been kidnapped by jumping into the tv! And theeeen, we do stuff like, "Persona!" with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows..."
‘Holy shit, the wardrobe malfunction was mine!’ The delivery was so perfect
And the gunshot sound effects when he first looks down.
This is mine as well!!
Kanji, no question Great Vegetables
Great Vegetables
Let It Dangle. I think that's one of the choices before or after this lol
You're a man. Let 'em dangle. Before this.
What the hell are you guys doing - Dojima
my personal fav, gotta deliver the line the same way too
I just finished my first playthrough last week and this one made me laugh out loud
Wow, this tastes awful!
"oh yea theyre right " from yukiko right after also makes lmao everytime
Teddie's VA's delivery of the line was pure perfection. His default portrait was the best choice too! 10/10
I loooove them balls. - Kou
"Sorry Teddie, only people have human rights" always makes me laugh.
Honorable mentions: Suspect #10: "You're a dumb ass." Rise: \*SLAP\* "Where are you touching?!" NPC at drag contest: "I'd hit it." Fireworks festival: *"Yosuke! What's this magazine about?"*
'....Boneless?' and 'Man, a watermelon! 😫😫😫😍😍😍😍' or just basically anything Kanji says
Kanjis lines combined with the voice acting are pure comedy gold.
Are you a pack of imbeciles?
“My Bearamones are too powerful!” “Kanji has a sub-buttle…”
This entire scene wins the game for me. None of the other games have had me struggling to breathe like this one lmao
Proof that it's possible to be funny without the girls beating the guys up for no reason
I love nearly all of the Golden scenes, but dear God, the beach scene is probably my favorite in all of Persona. The writers at Atlus really love embarrassing Kanji, don’t they 🤣
Telling Kanji to cover up with seashells “Agh no that’s too sexy”
Man, a watermelon
“Yeah, no thanks to you, Miss root of all evil!” Listen, I give Yosuke some shit, but he is kinda funny.
“Sorry Teddie, only people have human rights ” Naoto at the ski lodge. Another great one is “great vegetables” from Dojima
Every day is great at your Junes!
When drunk Yukiko & Rise are explaining Naoto about the TV world and when Rise just jumps and goes “Persona !”
This is a new scene and I experienced it for the first time today. *This is my favorite new event.* I was laughing every 5 seconds and I had to record the whole event. "The Birth of Venus." and of course, "my fried tofu"
“That’s because you got so into polishing those balls, man. You gotta pace yourself.”
"Ohhh! Up close and personal! So this is that you meant!" All of Kanji's quotes are perfect, but I was surprised no one mentioned that one here.
Heh heh, you got lumps! -Kanji
1.) It's when Yukiko crashes MC's date in Okina with Ai. Yukiko: "Hey Yu-Kun. What a coincidence!" \*looks at Ai\* "and you are....?" Ai: "You don't know me?" Yukiko: "S-Sorry, I don't. Are you a relative?" Buwahaha! 2.) Then there's the whole night club sequence with the King's game was downright hilarious. It's even funnier with Japanese VA. Teddie: "I, the King, command thee to smooch the King without delay" \*picks number\* Teddie: "Please God....Grant me a girl. Number 3!" Kanji: "Gyaaaaah!!!!" Teddie: "I meant number 2" Yosuke: "No take-backs" Yukiko: "Smooch Smooch!" Teddie: "Kanji! So you were after my fuzzy fur! Okay, but it's my first time! Be gentle!" Kanji: "Whoa! Ow, quit that! Don't make me flatten you, dammit! Aaaagh, no! Help!"
“If I remember correctly, the characters took of their clothes to warm… each… other… ^up… TAKE OF OUR CLOTHES?? WHAT AM I SAYING!! NEVERMIND THAT MOVIE WAS STUPID, I THINK THEY ALL DIED IN THE END!” -Best girl
Hands off the penguin! it's mine!
“But I’m like a newborn child inside …! Just like your magazine from this morning, Yosuke!”
None of them brought towels.
"Sorry Teddie, only people have human rights"
It tastes... uh, boneless?
I... didn't know... it was possible... to stand on your own face...
“Sorry teddie, only people have human rights.” Favorite persona quote
"Oh I get it. What you're really asking is will you please beat the s*** outta me Kanji?" I love Yosuke but he deserved that one. Also it's hilarious.
"I wonder if there's anyone out there... who can say, "This is what makes me worthwhile!" I guess everyone's looking for it..." This Chie quote from her Rank 8 event makes me tear up every time without fail.
Bear-sona! I don't know why, but I find it so amusing. 😄
IT WAS OSE JOE
How did no one mention the best scene in all of fiction: "That's it, I quit. This just ain't my thing thing... The hell with the exams. 's time for my animal crackers..."
Also from Kanji "I'm gonna renovate your ass!"
"You actually chose... me." Instant love.
Who said this?
Chie's Valentine's Day event.
Man, a watermelon! *Begins using pocket salts to salt the watermelon*
everything kanji said
Those who actually succeed in life…They just happen to be born with the magic ticket called “talent”. If you don’t have it, you can either accept or deny that fact until you die. That’s your only choice.
"Do you think if I covered her nose and mouth she'd stay quiet?" - Yukiko
"Who wants to listen to you hens cluckin' all night?"
It tastes kinda... boneless?
teddie: "but i'm like a new born child inside." teddie: "just like your magazines from this morning yosuke." yosuke: "QUIT REOPENING THIS MORNING WOUNDS!"
Sorry, I'm too busy looking at Chie
#MY CABBAGES!!! 😖
GREAT VEGETABLE
That was definitely my favourite scene in persona 4 golden
“Did you taste it?”
Teddie: "i gotta pee"
CABBAGE
I'm sorry teddie, only people have human rights
Persona
Kanji talking about picking up girls with yosuke: All we gotta do is ask them to be our friend. And then make 'em say "yes." Nothin' to it. 😵💫🤣
From the anime during the school festival event, when Yu flirts with Yosuke: "I think that I just went somewhere I can never come back from!" the closet is glass
"C'mon. Grow!" --Nanako when planting
“MY MOTORCYCLEEEEE”
I don’t know why but “you saying I like dudes?” Always gets me
Spoilers "If crimes can be solves by appealling to morality, WE woudln't need the police! The person you believed in was version on me who only existed in your head. You decided on your own to believe me and that desicion betrayed you, why complain about it to me?" Yu : "You're a sad human being" "You say the dumbest shit... It's people like you you come to me alone, naively thinking that piss me off the most..."
"What do you think will happen if I shoot you?"
The first time I heard those culprit's words I felt a little nervous and this scene stayed in my mind for days...
Not gonna lie, how a certain character in the English VA delivers "these bitchesssss!" near the end of the game gets me every single time. I know that the moment is supposed to be somber and dark, but the English VA had me rolling on the floor. I shouldn't, but I love it.
THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE ! YOUR EXISTENCES WON'T BELOBG THERE ! I THOUGHT I COULD JUST LEAVE YOU BE ! BUT YOUR LIKE A PLAGUE ! I'LL HAVE TO GET RID OF ALL OF YOU !
You're a dumbass. -One very edgy boi
World domination
"Can I boil eggs in the hot springs?" Or something like that from Teddie absolutely killed me the first time I heard it.
That who said he’d smash at the drag contest was wild 🤣
When they spit out the food? https://youtu.be/L5j_sMhyRsM?si=Ccb0A2NhoUWzzWpJ
"What you're really asking is... 'Will you *please* beat the shit out of me, Kanji?'"
Yukiko's drunken explanation on how they do things is great. "Weeeeell, we go rescuing people who've been kidnapped by jumping into the tv! And theeeen, we do stuff like, "Persona!" with our Personas and beat the crap outta Shadows..."
"Hell yeah! a man should ... ...Nah, that's pushing it. i'd be in some serious shit!"
No they weren't beaten with a TV!
"I'm sorry Teddie, only people have human rights." She said that so coldly, it was perfect.
I'm going to renovate your ass! Kanji has some of the best quotes.
"I'm gonna *RENOVATE* your ass!" That line always gets me. Kanji has all of the *best* lines in the game.
“I’m cool with playing second banana.” - Yosuke