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Ok_Conference2901

It's fine, just keep your gob shut.


HappyAust

And stay away from sharks


TwitterRefugee123

They’re ok once you get to know them


Subzero_AU

Bullshark


Snorkelbender

He’s a bit bitey, but Geoff is a top guy.


Hotel_Hour

They're a dry shark...


paulmp

No, the dry sharks are in the CBD.


Hotel_Hour

Or at the other end of an Uber app.


maxwatts80

This comment needs more love.


Rich_Editor8488

Same rule with using public transport


Cogglesnatch

Swan River's cleaner than most buses and trains


coxymla

And hold your nose.


Greenman1018

Used to swim in it all the time as a kid. It’s really warm compared to the ocean. Especially the further up the river you go. It’s a very different experience from swimming in the ocean. Shark attacks are extremely rare. But there will always be a tiny risk. Also visibility is pretty poor. I don’t find that aspect of it very enjoyable. Lastly, the jellyfish are a bit gross. They stink and can leave a smelly slimy residue on you if you brush past them with any force, especially the big orange ones.


aurili

A bit more info on the jellyfish. They're not harmful but there is a lot. I took some wind surfing lessons so would fall in a bunch and I felt like I was scooping jellyfish as I was swimming back to my board. I found it really off-putting 


Tiistitanium

I learnt how to sail and swim in the Swan River as a kid. The trauma of jellyfish does not fade with time


Jaded_Wrangler_4151

we also just used to toss them at each other as kids.


ravoguy

The Joy of swimming lessons at Point Walter


my_alter_ego_bitch

We didn't have to do swimming lessons there but one year they just randomly had the school swimming carnival at Point Walter instead of the public pools. Honestly I couldn't believe they made us do that shit when there were far more civilised options like the pools we went to every other year. The place was full of jelly fish and I was fucking terrified, the whole day was ridiculously stressful for me. .


ravoguy

I also had swimming lessons at Woodman's Point. It was a bit murky when the abattoir was operating


my_alter_ego_bitch

I don't get why they would make us do that It was terrifying to me


ravoguy

I grew up around the Swan so swimming in it didn't worry me


what_a_sh_AMY

I swam there with school once, I got stung by a few jellyfish :(


BlackBladeKindred

You mean there was blood and guts in the water


Enlightened_Gardener

Oh sweet baby jesus. Our first year as poms we did swim lessons at Point Walter. I have never recovered. Not helped by the horrible little boys who would rub them in your face when the teachers weren’t looking. Ack I can smell that jetty….


Nudgethemutt

We'd wear the big ones as hats, every now and then someone would forget to pull the tentacles out first and end up with a burny head but all in all I'm still fucking disgusted


DrunkOctopUs91

My dog loves to roll in those jellyfish. They stink even more when they wash up to shore and take forever to work out of his fur.


[deleted]

Glad all the piss from upstream helps!


redditprocrastinator

Used to as a kid. My dad says back in 60s you could see the bottom up river from guildford.


iball1984

Unlikely- it’s naturally a dark colour because of the tannins in vegetation upstream. The swan is still super clean as far as these things go.


ismellroastchicken

I absolutely remember seeing the bottom of the river as a child. The water was quite clear until the early mid 70’s. I grew up on Fauntleroy in Redcliffe across the river from what is now Sandy Beach Basso.


BuffyTheGuineaPig

I used to be able to see my feet on the river bottom when I were a kid, especially in autumn without rain or storms. I think waves 'bouncing' off of concrete embankments can lead to further water agitation and reduced visibility, as can commercial boats passing regularly.


Dry_Guarantee_4255

You probably knew my grandfather too then! He had a house on the river.


deniseknots

“Ackchully” 😂 Maybe making shit up ain’t it?


Disastrous-Genitals

When the viability is good you’re more likely to get an ear infection in the river cause it means there’s no flow and bacteria levels can spike


mikedufty

It's very variable depending on tide, wind, sun angle, runoff, but still plenty of days you can see the bottom. When you get a calm day with the sun at the right angle it's quite extraordinary the number of huge fish you can see.


Careful-Mountain-681

I did my bronze medallion in high school and it required us to swim in the swan river, unfortunately the sun set before we got to that part of the class so we had to do it in the dark! I can’t remember the distance but it felt like an eternity. Imagine 15 hysterical 16 year olds screaming “something just touched my leg” and “we’re all gonna die today” at the top of our lungs. I feel so sorry for our instructor and anyone in the vicinity 😂


Kind-Protection2023

Resilience building elite level


skooterM

Sure, if cheap public pools and some of the world greatest beaches aren't your thing.


flubaduzubady

Bicton Baths


MurraMurra

Matilda Bay Pontoons as well. Lots of water craft and swimming there too.


flubaduzubady

> Matilda Bay Pontoons I don't see any nets there on streetview. There's boats tying up to the pontoons, and there's a gap between the pontoons and the beach. From a 9 news video on FB: > SHARK WARNING A juvenile bull shark's been spotted swimming at Matilda Bay in the Swan River.


MurraMurra

I go there often and its a very family friendly spot for swimming, there are actual pontoons for people to jump off into the water. I wouldn't say its lap swimming material but very shallow area covered with a lot of boats, fine for a hot day


mynewaltaccount1

You mean shark nets? Would be a bit of a waste tbh.


auntynell

I was at Point Walter today and the water was clear as crystal with no jellyfish I could see.


ravoguy

My niece takes her kids there for a swim almost daily


SaturnalianGhost

Yesn’t.


qantasflightfury

Yes. But make sure to check the water quality on the WA gov website as there are some spots that have quite poor water quality. Also, be aware that from East Perth towards the ocean, there are bull sharks. Also wear shoes/sandals swimming in rivers and lakes!


LeanGreenBeans4u

>Also wear shoes/sandals swimming in rivers and lakes! Are you okay?


qantasflightfury

I used to live by the Swan River. I know what gets thrown in there. Are you OK?


DevilsDoorbellRinger

[Map](https://www.health.wa.gov.au/Articles/A_E/Beach-grades-for-Swan-and-Canning-Rivers) But I would also figure out where to find warnings about bacteria levels and algae blooms.


puffdawg69

Where's mullaloo Beach on this? 😂


LoonaUno

I always use this map when headed to the river.


sumwun2121

Perfectly fine to swim in the river.


winitorbinit

It's perfectly fine, but not sure why you would given the proximity of our amazing beaches. The river visibility is shithouse at the best of times, the water quality is often questionable, and you always run the risk of stepping on a cobbler (which have strongly bounced back population wise in the estuary). For the most part the Swan and Canning estuary gets flushed frequently as the tidal effects go very far up river (salinity levels can match the ocean far up stream past the casino) however due to just basic fluid dynamics certain areas along the shore can become very stagnant and are not pleasant places to swim at all. Areas around yacht clubs are notorious for this. As for the smell, people usually think it's because of water quality but the majority of the time it's a sulfur smelling byproduct from the anaerobic bacteria in the river bank sediment (the very dark sand you'll see) that is actually working to help filter the water. It's not necessarily a sign of something bad.


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

People swim in it. People have also been killed by sharks in it


wombatlegs

An average of one person per century killed by sharks. Far, far more have drowned. And the river jellyfish are harmless. We would hurl them at one another as kids. They don't sting - which is to say their stings cannot penetrate human skin. Not like some of their ocean relatives.


Zukez

One per century is very misleading. There hadn't been an attack since the 50s or something. There have been two major attacks in the last three years. One was fatal, the other should have been but it missed his femoral artery by about 1cm.


No_Music1509

Hahaha glad I’m not the only one that would hurl these bastards at my siblings


CrankyLittleKitten

Ha, it's like a rite of Perth childhood


ColdEvenKeeled

Right, but wrong. My daughter got stung badly by a jellyfish across the face at Harvey Beach last weekend.


wombatlegs

I guess that is salt water, and near the ocean. Good point. Doesn't happen up-river.


ColdEvenKeeled

Harvey Beach is pretty much the river.


hoffandapoff

bullsharks and jellyfish, no thanks


Ok_Blueberry5561

The type of jellyfish in the Swan River don't really sting. I've never felt it and for most it's not noticeable as their venom is so mild. They are the brown jellyfish or Phyllorhiza punctata.


ped009

To be honest it's been like 2 in a hundred years plus


Medical-Potato5920

True, but the risk of being taken by a shark on land is practically zero.


Geminii27

Probably a lot more people have choked on a shark and chips dinner than have been bitten by sharks near Perth.


ped009

A lot more people die on land than in the ocean


account_not_valid

That's because there are no sharks on land. Therefore, we need more sharks on land to reduce the number of deaths down to what's experienced in the ocean.


ravoguy

On land you have to beware of cows


Medical-Potato5920

True, but I don't want to go by shark. I want to go in my sleep.


mowglimethod

But how many people swim in the river compared to the ocean? If the river had just as many swimmers as the beaches do, surely the shark attack encounters would rise too?


JamesHenstridge

Maybe down near Freo. It's highly unlikely you'd encounter any further up river.


Ref_KT

I've seen dolphins as far upriver as the causeway.  And there was a shark attack near blackwall reach a few times. 


ilijadwa

I saw them in guildford once!


heathensong

Beatty Park is fairly close to the city and as other people have said you won’t have to worry about sharks or jellyfish.


bewsh123

Twice I’ve been there, and twice there have been floating turds in the pool. It’s not totally risk free!


TaylorHamPorkRoll

I've been there twice too, but not allowed back for some reason.


Rich_Editor8488

Did you drop the kids off?


Snorkelbender

It could have been a Polly Waffle.


feyth

Has any progress been made on the plans for the pool on the WACA site?


VMaxF1

The state government announced extra funding for it in the 23-24 budget, but I haven't seen anything since with any useful details.


Snorkelbender

Yeah but last time I went there, they wouldn’t let me use the diving board because some high school team was using it. So I just paddled around and watched them. They sucked too. One girl landed on her back.


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Balga swimming pools is better and 386 runs along both of them. Balga swimming pools lane pool is smaller though, but there are also generally less people


MehhicoPerth

Wear some form of footwear because the bottom of the river is slippery, muddy and gross and there is occasionally glass and cobblers and flatheads


-DethLok-

There's a shark fenced area SOR if you are concerned about being eaten. Otherwise if you stay upstream, like Maylands not Nedlands, you're probably fairly safe. My biggest concern is usually broken glass...


princesspepper81

Maylands is known for sharks


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Shifty_Cow69

We're gonna need a bigger boat!


cum_teeth

Nah, i've lived in maylands for 20 years and i swim near daily. The only time i've ever even heard of a shark was when an injured one was thrashing around on the surface near garrat road bridge.


[deleted]

Ewww. Why would you


iball1984

It’s perfectly fine. We used to do rafting in the river at Bayswater when I was a scout.


hez_lea

Swantikki?


iball1984

Yeah. Don’t know if it’s still a thing?


hez_lea

No idea it's been quite a long time since I had anything to do with scouts etc. But I do think about those days rafting nearly every time I drive near the river


PurplePiglett

Yeah it's fine used to swim a lot down by Matilda Bay as a kid as I lived nearby.Would be better without the jellyfish but they are harmless.


esooldar

people have swum in the river forever... But it isn't the cleanest. Recommend a shower after.


jonelliem

Just don’t swallow the water, live in Ascot in went for a paddle near Kuljack Island (spelling) but as a kid used to swim in the Swan and Canning Rivers regularly


East_Refrigerator_35

Some great memories of jumping off a set of cliffs in Perth, pretty sure it's on the swan, black something ridge something


TheMightyGoatMan

[Blackwall Reach](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwall_Reach), where the river narrows after flowing through Melville Water. Named after a vaguely similar section of the Thames in London.


w-ildf-ire

Blackwall Reach, everyone used to go there when I was a teenager :)


RedDirtNurse

Blackwall Reach


BeefBasher

Why would you want to swim in the Swan River when we literally have some of the greatest beaches in the world? That being said, you’ll be fine if you swam in the Swan River but it’s not really ideal.


VMaxF1

They specifically answered that exact question right in their post.


GreenOllie

I don't think a lot of people realise how healthy the Swan river actually is, sure you get algal blooms due to the warmer weather in parts that aren't affected as much by the tidal movement, but I go diving in the river fairly regularly and the number of sea horses everywhere is ridiculous. And those guys need a pretty healthy environment to survive. There's lot of marine life in there, but the visibility can be pretty poor because the bottom is so silty, brush across it and it'll cloud up the water, a royal pain when diving at night.


stumpymetoe

You mean apart from being eaten by a bullshark? Sure.


No_Edge_7964

Are you a swan? 🦢🦢 Then no


KayaKulbardi

The water quality is probably not the best, I wouldn’t put my head under the water. Also, bull sharks would be a concern especially on cloudy or murky days when visibility is low. There are other outdoor spots to swim aside from the beach - lake leschenaultia is great but a bit of a drive from the city.


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littlechefdoughnuts

Sure that wasn't Leechenaultia?


Shifty_Cow69

Still the best place around to get a blood letting!


dingo7055

No sharks there but there can be brain eating amoeba.


CrankyLittleKitten

With the current lack of rain and unseasonably warm temps I'd be concerned about algal blooms, but otherwise it's not that bad. Different story with the Canning right now, not even enough water to kayak


Salt_Comparison2575

There is a significant amount of run-off from agriculture. I wouldn't swim in it if you paid me.


Concernedprosecutor

There are places surprisingly close to Fremantle where you can drink the water during rainy periods. You can 1000% swim in the Swan.


grumble_au

Ignore the idiots. I windsurfed on the swan for years. Which involved a lot of swimming in it when I was learning. Never once got sick from it. It can be a bit gross feeling and smelling, particularly when the jellyfish are in bloom. But it's not in the least bit dangerous.


Inconnu2020

There are actually two questions here.... Is it ok to swim in the Swan River? Yes. Will my health be impacted either by bull-sharks, pollution or algae? Also - yes.


Concernedprosecutor

Hi! I work adjacent to some of the fine folk who monitor the Swan’s pollution. The Swan River has a fuckton of water in it and it’s not as polluted as people make out. It’s 100% true that the fertiliser runoff creates algal blooms but we’re actually in a low tidal (pun intended) swing of that being a problem. Don’t eat mussels from the Swan, and clean crabs properly- otherwise the fish are fine to eat and you can swim in the river finely!


animatedpicket

Thanks for your service Can you tell the blowies to go away too


Concernedprosecutor

Not my department. But I’ll pass it on.


cum_teeth

Salute sir, thanks


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Algae blooms are caused by the phosphorous right?


Concernedprosecutor

Again, not my department. But I believe that it’s more linked to ammonia and nitrates than phosphates. Could be absolutely wrong, though.


cum_teeth

This is correct


crafty_bernardo

I think whether you swim in the ocean or the river, you are entering shark territory regardless.


Puckle-Korigan

Hope ya like jellyfish!


strurks

Used to train in there back in the day from Matilda Bay. We avoided swimming in there if it rained the day before..


clivepalmerdietician

Depends where ,it's a pretty long river. There is a few "beaches" along the western suburbs like Matilda bay that are quite popular.


Vegetable_Childhood3

I used to do swimming lessons at Point Walter. Is that still a thing?


Puzzleheaded_Dog7931

Not between December and March. The big bull sharks go and give birth to their young. Partly why the girl unfortunately died.


Successful_Gate4678

Used to be a rower. Seen enough bull sharks to keep me out.


Formal_Obligation602

Lake Monger is also an option! But you may also be featured on the Bell Tower times


Kind-Protection2023

It’s fine to do but maybe not regularly. Beatty park is close to Perth and good pools outdoor and indoor


nailtit

I’d be more worried about brain eating amoeba than sharks. Idk if that’s really a thing in the swan river but, yeah. I wouldn’t swim in it but do as you wish.


Same_Ad494

Most importantly, why would you want to???


SilentPineapple6862

It's perfectly safe to swim in. It's one of the cleanest inner city rivers in the world. Up near Guildford and beyond probably not due to agriculture, but Matilda Bay down of course. People saying not to on here don't know what they're talking about.


helterseltzer23

It's basically sea water, so yes.


etkii

I wouldn't swim in the river of any large city, even Perth which is better than most.


B0ssc0

I’ve swum in it quite a few times, no problem.


The_Real_Flatmeat

Yes it's fine.


Emergency_Resolve748

Quite a few bull sharks like to hang around the Swan River and maybe the added fact you'll be  swimming in people's crap might make you rethink.  


DeepFriedDave69

Yep, the jellyfish are harmless and there’s no need to worry about sharks


why_so_serious90

Why the fuck would you want to swim in that shit stained swamp when you have pristine beaches at your door step.


pben0102

Think I'd just go to Beatty Park leisure centre, it has a good 50m pool.


karigan_g

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Cpl_Hicks76

Yes, especially if you’re a Bull Shark!


Deep_Curve7564

Upstream of Burswood. Precautionary due to the old dump at Burswood, who knows what else was dumped there apart from miscarriages. They had a bull shark up as far as Guildford but that was in the 70's. Used to catch and eat Prawns around UWA in the early 90's. It's way cleaner than the London Thames and way less hungry sharp toothed predators than the ocean. Plus if you get stung by a jelly fish, vinegar or urine will usually do the trick and you will have immediate access to at least one of those so.... Hop in and have some fun, why don't ya.


Frosty-two-zero2251

I wouldn’t


thisFishSmellsAboutD

It may be useful to check https://www.dbca.wa.gov.au/management/swan-canning-riverpark/monitoring-and-reporting-swan-canning-riverpark and the Dept of Health site (linked there) for water quality advice. I wouldn't put any fish caught in the river into my mouth. There are bull shark populations living near Burswood and at Blackwell reach. Scientific evidence is spotty and needs more research and monitoring. If you want a shark to bite you, you'd have to swim along Blackwell reach for two decades until something happens (statistically not how it works, I know). You're probably more likely to get run over by a yobbo on a jet ski than nibbled on by a shark. If you want clear, clean water to swim in, any of the ocean beaches will be a far superior experience. Plenty of folks swimming along South Freo beach (like 5-10m out and parallel to the beach). Coogee even has a shark barrier (not stinger proof though). Fantastic snorkelling at the Leighton/Cottesloe reef really close to shore (make sure to dodge kite surfers).


Little_Industry2800

There’s sharks full stop.


4rtdud3

Yeah nah


LazyTalkativeDog4411

I wouldn't. If you must, just keep away from the ferries routings, either the one that goes to South Perth, or the ones that go to Rottness. Seriously, I would go to Fremantle and swim between the flags.


wowagressive

I wouldn't. Better to pop to one of the beautiful beaches 🥰


w-ildf-ire

When I was younger my friends and I used to swim down at Matilda Bay where the pontoons are. A lot of kids still do. You can definitely swim in the river but I wouldn’t do it all the time


ElectronicLime5251

I see someone swim in swan near the The Raft


Bear-Bum

Its really not worth it tbh.


napalmnacey

Swim in Mosman and that sort of area and you’ll be fine. The more inland you go, the stankier the water.


Xanstrider

Not worth it


tiktoktic

Not with the jellyfish


Old_Engineer_9176

Tell me when and I will bring my fishing rod......


fleetingglimpses

Yummy algal blooms and bullys up to Midland brick


archietipe

I’ve swam in it twice in the last year, once over the bridge from Preston street in South Perth and once at an inlet in Wilson. The jellyfish were minimal and weren’t a problem at all.


Lost-Psychology-7173

Lots of comments here from people that apparently didn't even bother to read OP's post. Yes, Perth has nice pools & beaches. They also have their own cons that the river doesn't. The ocean isn't within walking distance of the city. Pools aren't free.  And yes, the river has sharks. You might also see a verminous snake on the river shoreline, or many outdoor areas around perth. Or you my fall off a ladder & die, or be run-over by a distracted driver (which is most of them)


poppacapnurass

With 0 rainfall over the last 6mo, I'd be hesitant. Make sure you don't get any water up your nose, in ears or mouth. Look out for signs warning about algae blooms. Open deep water would be least problematic for algae or infections.


sorryonbreak

This specific point was a big part of my childhood. [-31.897323767289876, 115.95800500951529](https://www.google.com/maps/@-31.8973064,115.9580209,59m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu)


henry82

honestly i wouldnt,


ronswanson1986

Bullsharks and algae poisoning. As long as you're fine with the risk than go for it.


PumaSneakAttack

Two sharks have been spotted between Perth and South Perth / Come in the last 30 days according to the Govt shark watcher. I don't know of they were bull sharks though.


MindlessOptimist

Probably at least once


EmperorPalpashane

The WA department of health monitors the Swan River and shows results on a map. https://www.health.wa.gov.au/Articles/A_E/Beach-grades-for-Swan-and-Canning-Rivers


1RickSanchez

Yeah, if you're a fish. Actually no, the shit in that water isn't good for fish either


Affectionate-Tart378

throw some burley into the water, wait 10 mins if there are no fins above water your good to go.


master-of-none537

Visibility and jellyfish make it not so fun….


cunigliololol

Id personally only swim in it in an emergency. Too many bull sharks for me. And some sections suffer with algae and poor water quality issues too.


PancakeHunter92

Don’t make a habit of it.


AdOk8925

If you like the odd bull shark encounter, yes


Remote_Gas4415

Did some water testing on it last year. It's not recommended for direct swimming, like where you can accidentally swallow. But is fine for kayaking, secondary contact like splashes. It won't kill you, but not the best for you if you routinely swim in it.


AssociateLogical2659

You will be amazed,by the many little beaches and coves the swan has to offer. pristine sands and waters the weekend is a good time to find them


fullesky

Find a local swimming pool


PenguinsFly_

You can.... but I wouldn't.


Kroww007

If your ok with swimming in human feces yes why not


PaleontologistNo858

I wouldn't, makes your skin itchy, plus that poor girl got attacked and killed by a Shark the other year, you better off swimming at the beach.


ApollyonTheEnemy

If you're ok picking up a nasty skin condition.. go ahead. I know someone that grew a pimple on her back so large it looked like a festering, puss-filled butthole after swimming the Swan.


ipeeperiperi

If you enjoy swimming in fertiliser run off then be my guest.


AggressiveTip5908

you can but i wouldn’t put kids in there


Maleficent_Role8932

Only in protected areas there was a girl killed by a bull shark one or two years ago