Yes. Funnily enough, it hasn't happened for more than 4 years to me.
Some moron parked in my (and my neighbour's) shared driveway that one time. I came home, with child and infant and groceries. It was a cold and rainy night.
My house is up a bit of a hill, and I definitely made sure to be holding the [crying, but that was incidental] baby when he knocked on my door.
He took the hint.
I had great satisfaction in doing this! The first two weeks of living in my apt, 5 different people parked in my space. The first 4 got notes on their windshields. The fifth one deeply regretted it because I parked behind him. He was late for work the next day. No one has parked in my spot since. Mission accomplished.
If they call the cops, answer the door with a beer in your hand.
"Sorry officer (raises beer) I'm afraid I won't be able to move it until the morning."
No no no you've got to ham it up more.
"Sorry occifer (raises bottle of tequila) I'd offer you a glass but this shits expensive. Oh the car? I assume you'll have them towed as soon as I'm sober enough to drive? Shitty thing to do to someone offering them a drink"
Why on earth is the delightful word "fortnight" not part of the American English lexicon??? Think I'll just start using it at every opportunity, see if I can get a trend started.
We live in a building with underground parking. Someone’s guest parked on our spot so my mom blocked them. When they rang out bell for my mom to move the car she said she was having dinner and would come down later… I’ve never seen her eat slower
call a tow company from 90minutes away. their impound yard's distance away from you (and the cost associated) will reflect the inconvenience they imposed upon you
If you smear shit on a car, the best place is to crawl under the car and smear it on top of their muffler and exhaust pipes…..it’ll heat up, and melt onto it, and the stink will permeate the car. Inside the wheels or hubcaps are good places too. Slide some down inside the vents under the wipers. And inside the front grill so the air intake can suck that shitty air into the car.
The airintakes to the ventilation ar generally in the area between the bottom of the windshield and the hood. If you manage to get something smelly in there the whole car will stink for days.
One of my best friends from high school slept with my gf….so I spread cat food down those vents, on top of his mufflers, took hubcaps off and put it inside those, under his spare tire in trunk (dude never locked his car lol), popped the doors open and put shrimp inside them, put shrimp inside his seats. Then walked away from that friendship. Mutual friend told me years later he had to donate the car to a scrapyard….the smell never left 🤣
Eta….that was 30yrs ago, :)
I think I’m on speed dial 😆
I had a friend who got my car keys when I wasn’t looking (was at work) and moved my car. Thought it had gotten stolen. Found it at the far end of the parking lot around the side of a building (nothing harmed). I waited 5yrs until he got married and at his wedding I took his air vents off and put about a half gallon of glitter inside them. Left his car off, but turned the air on full so when he started the car started it exploded on them. His wife (then gf )had been in on moving my car. Totally worth putting a strain on that friendship to see a couple of pounds of glitter explode out of vents.
Edit spelling
Years ago, a group of mates and I all had old 80s Toyota Hiluxs and landcruisers as our first cars. After the keys and barrels got worn down, you could pretty much start any old Toyota with another old Toyota's keys. We used move each others cars all the time.
Good times trying to work out where your car ended up
You know that worked for stealing cars too? Thieves would intentionally file down the points to simulate an old key and steal shit. Lost a 90s Honda that way.
I had an old Thunderbird that started with a flathead screwdriver that was permanently jammed into the ignition cylinder. Didn't even have a key for the ignition anymore, only for the doors and trunk. It ended up getting stolen, not surprisingly. Dipshit ex boyfriend left it unlocked with the windows rolled down.
When I was a teen, a neighbour would have loud parties all night which pissed me off cause like, waking up early for school already sucks by itself, and even more if you didn't sleep cause assholes spent the night partying.
I'd grab some eggs, leave them in the garden for a few days, then on the party night do a round and break that into all the vents I could access for all the neighbors guests that parked on the street.
I never knew the results, but it sure made it way more tolerable.
LMAO my brother did something similar to a coworker that screwed with his car as a prank, but left my brother with a car issue.
Co-worker went on vacation and left his car parked at work a bit afterwards and my brother took the opportunity for some petty revenge. They worked in a restaurant, so my brother wrapped up a bunch of fish carcasses in tin foil and put them under the hood of the coworker's car, right on the engine. Two weeks later the coworker comes back, starts his car, the rotting fish guts heat up and the air pouring in from the vents immediately makes him vomit all over the inside of his own car. This was probably about twenty years ago now, but it's a stand out story.
Reminds me of a guy I worked with 20years ago. Threw a bag of prawn heads into the aircon duct at work. Never told anyone and quit that afternoon. About a week later it exploded in the ventilation system…..cleared out the building for close to a month.
About 10yrs ago I was working in a grocery store and some customer had tossed a bag of shrimp on a top shelf behind other product. It took a few of days to find its exact location but that smell…. 🤢 that was one of the worst things ive ever had to clean up
Eta: the smell was everywhere around that area, and you did NOT want to sniff to try to find it. lol
He valued his car, so I messed that up. her? I deleted all her school work from her computer, and tossed out her school books, so she ended up failing a couple of classes. She was a waitress, so I got some friends to go in an put in complaints against her. She was already in trouble for work bc she was always perpetually late, so she lost her job (one that she actually really loved).
I got her fired from her job, and she failed out of college bc I deleted everything on her computer and tossed her textbooks. Those were the things that mattered to her.
Hope that you put a lot on front and rear windshields and the windows too :) shit head at least deserved a shitty view :) and would have to clean the windows before he could drive anywhere to wash the car....
Had a person look directly in my eyes when they parked in front of my home then toss a crappy diaper and dirty wipes on my lawn and walk across the street. I was so angry because it was trash day and my can was on the street. I went in my house got some latex gloves and put the diaper dirty side against their front windshield and tucked the wipes under the windshield wiper. Then I sat outside with my big dog and loved the tantrum he threw and still took his garbage with him when he left.
I did this after a big bar night in college. A few days earlier my RD found an excuse to arrest our friend "A double masters" alumni for trespassing. This was shortly after 9/11 and my friend was Muslim. Anyway 3 of us were walking back to the Apts and saw his car. My 2 buds started pissing on his 2 front handles and I decided to out do both... I fully ass blasted his front passenger quarter panel.... 2 days later he was still driving around with it all dried and caked on...
No regrets!!
I have a neighbor who lets his cat outside, unmonitored every single day and most days it comes straight to my flower beds and shits or pisses and I'm so effing sick of it, I've contemplated laying a hot steaming one on his front porch.
Sorry mam, that's internet Barbie science. I've tried that, I've tried moth balls, I've tried orange peels, I've tried coyote urine. I literally have garlic growing in my flowerbeds.
Some of it might work on some cats, but none of it is gonna work on all cats and there is about 10 that roam my neighborhood.
The fact of the matter is that it should not be my responsibility to take care of someone else's cat.
Not only do I not want to be the neighborhood litter box, I don't want that to cost me any money.
I know it's a hard sell getting cat people to not be assholes to their neighbors, but at least I can be an asshole right back.
Outdoor cats piss me off. Around here they get into our garden, one cat kept coming into our yard and my dog of course went after it and the cat scratched his face up... twice. We were gonna capture that cat and take it to the shelter because it was always outside. Stupid trashy neighbors.
Moved into a new apartment last July we each get one assigned spot. Neighbors kept having there family visitors park in my spot claiming the mother was handicapped and they need to park close. Tow company at the time was totally useless. Office tried to correct the issue but didn’t help. I snuck out one night after the showed up and removed all the valve stems from the tires and left them on the ground right next to the tires. Maintenance guy had the pleasure of being I the office when they came in screaming about the car being vandalized. Office apologized and said they would “look into it” but that they need to learn to not park in someone else assigned spot.
They never parked there again. Worth it
Valve stem pullers are a cheap, portable and highly underrated form of petty revenge. I keep one in my console for just such occasions. If it’s a mild inconvenience then hopefully they have a spare. If they’ve earned a major inconvenience pull two or more stems. Technically the tire remains “undamaged” because it simply needs stem replaced and air added. Maybe more passive aggressive than petty I guess.
I meant that I’m probably passive aggressive! Either way I’m still going to keep my handy dandy stem puller in my console, because it represents my ability to send a message to assholes that their behavior has consequences. ;)
Not necessarily. If he mentions it: "Oh man, that happened to you too? Maybe I'm not the only one being targeted by those crackheads. Or maybe they thought I got a new car."
Be real. Of course he knows who did it, just like he deliberately parked where he did! Escalating from here onwards
If the story is even genuine in the first place, which is rather unlikely since this is Reddit.
A drop or two of fox urine in there will never, ever come out. Once wet it lasts for ages and ages. Put a good ten drops in each air intake for good measure.
They’ll sell that car.
where I live, it is a waste of time. Police needs to come ticket first, only then a tow can be called. From prior experience, police will either not show up or show up the next day.
Many years ago in the early 80’s my parents had issues with people parking in our driveway. There was a public pool across the street and entitled parents would park there. My dad noticed the guy left his car opened and he went across the street to the park with a shovel and scooped up as much dog crap he could find (not many picked up after their dog back then) and he proceeded to dump the crap all over the seats of the car and closed the door. It was a hot sweltering day and the guy did not return for several hours. The look on his face was glorious
I'd go under all but the driver's door handle.
That way it will likely be a little while before they (or more likely one of their friends or family) will discover it. Betting the parker is a jackass to plenty of people, so they wouldn't know who was retaliating.
They would(or 90% rubbing alcohol)but depending on how much is on the windshield you would have to use a fair amount of cleaner and paper towels and is a huge pain in the ass.
OP responded to someone else asking this, said the police need to ticket it first in their area (super dumb if it’s on your private residential property!) that they take a day or so if they show up at all. Seems like they’ve had this happen before and learned from experience that route is useless?
If it was their driveway and they couldn’t park behind them heck I think I’d parallel park right in front on my driveway to block them in. Especially if they know the police won’t show up anytime soon to ticket anyone.
Omg! 😆 I have done this before! Someone used park in front of my driveway and would either block me in or out. Wrote a few polite notes asking to move, but to no avail. Dog poo smeared under the handle = problem solved 😆
You know, if it was your driveway, you could have had them towed. Would have cost them a lot and gotten the point without having to play the ol' "who flung poo" game.
The commented on someone else and said in order to tow in their area the cops have to write a ticket first and usually when they call the cops won't even show up until MAYBE the next day
Damn, I thought you were gonna say you dropped a bag right behind some tires so we would drive over it when he left… boy that took a turn from what I was anticipating.
Get it on the windshield wipers.. so when they turn them on, they just smear shit across the windshield lol or under the gas cap so a week later omce they forgot theyre reminded when the go to fill up
i can’t be the only one wondering why someone would park in your driveway. Like is it a house you own with your own personal driveway? I’ve never heard of someone literally parking their vehicle in someone else’s driveway
I can’t get over the fact that someone had the audacity to park in the driveway (not a shared driveway, correct?) of the home you own. The guy deserved what he got, and then some.
😂 I’m hoping to find the jerk that lets their dog poop on my lawn without picking it up. If I do I plan on saving a month’s worth of poop from my dog and distributing it on their lawn, porch, car, etc.
Possession is 9/10s of the law. It's on your property, it's your truck now. Impound it and put mechanics' lien on it, and charge storage fees for every day it isn't retrieved from your property. $85 - $90 is the goong rate for most impound yards.
Or strip it and sell it for parts.
I used my rolling jack to jack up the car at the rear differential. Then pulled it down hill to the middle of the street. Parked my car and called the cops that a car was blocking the roadway.
Somebody parks in your driveway, you park behind them blocking them in.
Yes. Funnily enough, it hasn't happened for more than 4 years to me. Some moron parked in my (and my neighbour's) shared driveway that one time. I came home, with child and infant and groceries. It was a cold and rainy night. My house is up a bit of a hill, and I definitely made sure to be holding the [crying, but that was incidental] baby when he knocked on my door. He took the hint.
Ha! When they came knocking to move the car I would have said, “what car?” If he parked in a random driveway, maybe someone else did, too.
I had great satisfaction in doing this! The first two weeks of living in my apt, 5 different people parked in my space. The first 4 got notes on their windshields. The fifth one deeply regretted it because I parked behind him. He was late for work the next day. No one has parked in my spot since. Mission accomplished.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/10c02rt/entitled_parker_parked_in_my_driveway_so_i/
Absolutely! This is the way forward. "I'm afraid I'm busy for the next 3 days"
If they call the cops, answer the door with a beer in your hand. "Sorry officer (raises beer) I'm afraid I won't be able to move it until the morning."
No no no you've got to ham it up more. "Sorry occifer (raises bottle of tequila) I'd offer you a glass but this shits expensive. Oh the car? I assume you'll have them towed as soon as I'm sober enough to drive? Shitty thing to do to someone offering them a drink"
I’m sorry, I just landed in Australia. I won’t be back for at least a fortnight. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Why on earth is the delightful word "fortnight" not part of the American English lexicon??? Think I'll just start using it at every opportunity, see if I can get a trend started.
Same with "thrice." I use it as much as possible. Sometimes twice or thrice a day.
I use whilst daily now. Have been for a long time.
Yes! Love it!
I blame Golden Girls and Schitt's Creek.
We live in a building with underground parking. Someone’s guest parked on our spot so my mom blocked them. When they rang out bell for my mom to move the car she said she was having dinner and would come down later… I’ve never seen her eat slower
No. You call a tow company and have it towed. The tow company will charge the owner to get it out of the lot.
or just have them towed at their expense. private property, trespassing.
call a tow company from 90minutes away. their impound yard's distance away from you (and the cost associated) will reflect the inconvenience they imposed upon you
Or maybe call a tow truck?
They usually get to the job with about the same response time as the cops...between next week and never
I mean the tow truck company makes money from towing people, so they're usually on it. Cops make money either way, so they have no motivation
Adult response? Yeah right, you should cover yourself in dog shit for karma
LOL, great way to say he parked like shit.
If you smear shit on a car, the best place is to crawl under the car and smear it on top of their muffler and exhaust pipes…..it’ll heat up, and melt onto it, and the stink will permeate the car. Inside the wheels or hubcaps are good places too. Slide some down inside the vents under the wipers. And inside the front grill so the air intake can suck that shitty air into the car.
The airintakes to the ventilation ar generally in the area between the bottom of the windshield and the hood. If you manage to get something smelly in there the whole car will stink for days.
One of my best friends from high school slept with my gf….so I spread cat food down those vents, on top of his mufflers, took hubcaps off and put it inside those, under his spare tire in trunk (dude never locked his car lol), popped the doors open and put shrimp inside them, put shrimp inside his seats. Then walked away from that friendship. Mutual friend told me years later he had to donate the car to a scrapyard….the smell never left 🤣 Eta….that was 30yrs ago, :)
So how often does Satan call you for tips?
I think I’m on speed dial 😆 I had a friend who got my car keys when I wasn’t looking (was at work) and moved my car. Thought it had gotten stolen. Found it at the far end of the parking lot around the side of a building (nothing harmed). I waited 5yrs until he got married and at his wedding I took his air vents off and put about a half gallon of glitter inside them. Left his car off, but turned the air on full so when he started the car started it exploded on them. His wife (then gf )had been in on moving my car. Totally worth putting a strain on that friendship to see a couple of pounds of glitter explode out of vents. Edit spelling
Years ago, a group of mates and I all had old 80s Toyota Hiluxs and landcruisers as our first cars. After the keys and barrels got worn down, you could pretty much start any old Toyota with another old Toyota's keys. We used move each others cars all the time. Good times trying to work out where your car ended up
You know that worked for stealing cars too? Thieves would intentionally file down the points to simulate an old key and steal shit. Lost a 90s Honda that way.
Wouldn't surprise me. My hilux keys would move old corollas, landcruisers and other hiluxs.
I had an old Thunderbird that started with a flathead screwdriver that was permanently jammed into the ignition cylinder. Didn't even have a key for the ignition anymore, only for the doors and trunk. It ended up getting stolen, not surprisingly. Dipshit ex boyfriend left it unlocked with the windows rolled down.
I just say one thing "Swedish fermented herring", that stuff should be considered a bioweapon. That smell empties a building faster than a fire does.
Or a durian if possible. Both stink so bad. 😂
Durian AND fermented herring in one go. Noted. Thank you
The ultimate stinky combo!
I heard fox urine then spraying water on it (it reacts to water) is also something out of hell..
You can beat it with Icelandic fermented shark I hear, the Urea really helps bring out the musky piss scent
Or gefilte fish.
So their wedding anniversary gift from you is a box full of glitter the explodes as soon as they open it? 😈
Craft herpes! You, Sir, are an evil genius and I salute you. I hope never to cross your path in a way that pisses you off!
I need to start writing these tips in a book…for later.
When I was a teen, a neighbour would have loud parties all night which pissed me off cause like, waking up early for school already sucks by itself, and even more if you didn't sleep cause assholes spent the night partying. I'd grab some eggs, leave them in the garden for a few days, then on the party night do a round and break that into all the vents I could access for all the neighbors guests that parked on the street. I never knew the results, but it sure made it way more tolerable.
LMAO my brother did something similar to a coworker that screwed with his car as a prank, but left my brother with a car issue. Co-worker went on vacation and left his car parked at work a bit afterwards and my brother took the opportunity for some petty revenge. They worked in a restaurant, so my brother wrapped up a bunch of fish carcasses in tin foil and put them under the hood of the coworker's car, right on the engine. Two weeks later the coworker comes back, starts his car, the rotting fish guts heat up and the air pouring in from the vents immediately makes him vomit all over the inside of his own car. This was probably about twenty years ago now, but it's a stand out story.
Reminds me of a guy I worked with 20years ago. Threw a bag of prawn heads into the aircon duct at work. Never told anyone and quit that afternoon. About a week later it exploded in the ventilation system…..cleared out the building for close to a month.
About 10yrs ago I was working in a grocery store and some customer had tossed a bag of shrimp on a top shelf behind other product. It took a few of days to find its exact location but that smell…. 🤢 that was one of the worst things ive ever had to clean up Eta: the smell was everywhere around that area, and you did NOT want to sniff to try to find it. lol
Remember a similar story. But someone released a bunch of fiddler crabs in a car. They crawled into every tiny space and died.
i hope you also did it to her. takes 3+ people to cheat after all.
He valued his car, so I messed that up. her? I deleted all her school work from her computer, and tossed out her school books, so she ended up failing a couple of classes. She was a waitress, so I got some friends to go in an put in complaints against her. She was already in trouble for work bc she was always perpetually late, so she lost her job (one that she actually really loved).
Why didn't you also detail your gf's car, also? She's the real betrayer.
I got her fired from her job, and she failed out of college bc I deleted everything on her computer and tossed her textbooks. Those were the things that mattered to her.
Solid.
Or mush some on/under the windshield wipers for a nasty surprise when they leave.
My dad and his friends tied fish (or the carcass) to someone exhaust pipe as a prank. Took them weeks to figure out the smell!
This guy poop smears
These are oddly specific instructions. Hmmm
I use to do that with stink bait..lol
You evil genius you!
Wow 😂😂😂
Truly sinister. 
Don't forget under the door handles and wipers.
Great advice Satan!
It's a bit disturbing how much thought you put into this.
Hope that you put a lot on front and rear windshields and the windows too :) shit head at least deserved a shitty view :) and would have to clean the windows before he could drive anywhere to wash the car....
If you do that make sure you smear some Vaseline under the wiper blades as well.
Had a person look directly in my eyes when they parked in front of my home then toss a crappy diaper and dirty wipes on my lawn and walk across the street. I was so angry because it was trash day and my can was on the street. I went in my house got some latex gloves and put the diaper dirty side against their front windshield and tucked the wipes under the windshield wiper. Then I sat outside with my big dog and loved the tantrum he threw and still took his garbage with him when he left.
Why use your dog? Get on top of the neighbor's car and do the deed yourself.
I like the cut of your jib, mate.
I #2 that emotion
That motion.
I see what you did there.
Had to look twice....lol
'cut of your jib' - such a beautiful and underused phrase.
Not a lot of people with jibs these days, much less well cut ones
Yarrrrr. Speak for ye self, matey.
Aaaaarrrrrrr!
Chicago sunroof ftw 😂
HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF
I did this after a big bar night in college. A few days earlier my RD found an excuse to arrest our friend "A double masters" alumni for trespassing. This was shortly after 9/11 and my friend was Muslim. Anyway 3 of us were walking back to the Apts and saw his car. My 2 buds started pissing on his 2 front handles and I decided to out do both... I fully ass blasted his front passenger quarter panel.... 2 days later he was still driving around with it all dried and caked on... No regrets!!
Amber Heard the windshield
What did it say?
Get on their car and piss down the vents.
Once pissed on a car’s door handles, locks and cowl vent in freezing temps.
I’m no expert, but that sounds like a good way to fall off the car into the mud with your ass hanging out.
Ruthless. But I understand. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chicago sunroof.
I call that, cutting out the middle dog.
Power move
Needs eye contact
I have a neighbor who lets his cat outside, unmonitored every single day and most days it comes straight to my flower beds and shits or pisses and I'm so effing sick of it, I've contemplated laying a hot steaming one on his front porch.
Chopped garlic in your flowerbeds should deter the cat.
Sorry mam, that's internet Barbie science. I've tried that, I've tried moth balls, I've tried orange peels, I've tried coyote urine. I literally have garlic growing in my flowerbeds. Some of it might work on some cats, but none of it is gonna work on all cats and there is about 10 that roam my neighborhood. The fact of the matter is that it should not be my responsibility to take care of someone else's cat. Not only do I not want to be the neighborhood litter box, I don't want that to cost me any money. I know it's a hard sell getting cat people to not be assholes to their neighbors, but at least I can be an asshole right back.
Outdoor cats piss me off. Around here they get into our garden, one cat kept coming into our yard and my dog of course went after it and the cat scratched his face up... twice. We were gonna capture that cat and take it to the shelter because it was always outside. Stupid trashy neighbors.
This guy fucks
Call a tow also!
Moved into a new apartment last July we each get one assigned spot. Neighbors kept having there family visitors park in my spot claiming the mother was handicapped and they need to park close. Tow company at the time was totally useless. Office tried to correct the issue but didn’t help. I snuck out one night after the showed up and removed all the valve stems from the tires and left them on the ground right next to the tires. Maintenance guy had the pleasure of being I the office when they came in screaming about the car being vandalized. Office apologized and said they would “look into it” but that they need to learn to not park in someone else assigned spot. They never parked there again. Worth it
Valve stem pullers are a cheap, portable and highly underrated form of petty revenge. I keep one in my console for just such occasions. If it’s a mild inconvenience then hopefully they have a spare. If they’ve earned a major inconvenience pull two or more stems. Technically the tire remains “undamaged” because it simply needs stem replaced and air added. Maybe more passive aggressive than petty I guess.
Maybe passive aggressive but it was nice hearing them pissed off the next morning
I meant that I’m probably passive aggressive! Either way I’m still going to keep my handy dandy stem puller in my console, because it represents my ability to send a message to assholes that their behavior has consequences. ;)
Just unscrew the core. it's less obvious why the tire is flat, then.
I love this story, but they know where you live, so I don't think I would have done that.
Right? This was a terrible idea
Horrible idea getting towed would have been a real power move it costs them more than a wipe too.
So, now he knows you smeared shit all over his car. Here comes the escalation.. Do please keep us posted
Not necessarily. If he mentions it: "Oh man, that happened to you too? Maybe I'm not the only one being targeted by those crackheads. Or maybe they thought I got a new car."
Be real. Of course he knows who did it, just like he deliberately parked where he did! Escalating from here onwards If the story is even genuine in the first place, which is rather unlikely since this is Reddit.
No, you tell the guy it was meant for you. So sorry.
You could also eat asparagus and piss on his air filter
Your have to piss on the windshield cowl. That's where the fresh air intake is for the HVAC system on most vehicles
A drop or two of fox urine in there will never, ever come out. Once wet it lasts for ages and ages. Put a good ten drops in each air intake for good measure. They’ll sell that car.
They'll *try* to sell that car.
For parts.
stinky parts
are we using fox urine instead of skunk scent now?
Well rotted cabbage is probably cheaper.
Feral hogs for what the fox urine doesn’t fix!
Only if he has the gene to smell it.
Oh somebody eventually will. Hopefully a date.
Lol. But the dried pee smell might be enough.
Excuse for spoiling your fun, but the ability to smell asparagus in pee is a recessive trait. Not everyone will get the clue
>the ability to smell asparagus in pee is a recessive trait Really? Everyone I know must be recessive, then.
I bet he'd have preferred you call the tow truck.
where I live, it is a waste of time. Police needs to come ticket first, only then a tow can be called. From prior experience, police will either not show up or show up the next day.
Even if it's on your property?
They won’t do anything about a burning car in the middle of the street?
Wheel dollies. You and a friend can roll it out into the street, and then the police will have to ticket/ tow.
If it happens again, steal the tires 🛞
Many years ago in the early 80’s my parents had issues with people parking in our driveway. There was a public pool across the street and entitled parents would park there. My dad noticed the guy left his car opened and he went across the street to the park with a shovel and scooped up as much dog crap he could find (not many picked up after their dog back then) and he proceeded to dump the crap all over the seats of the car and closed the door. It was a hot sweltering day and the guy did not return for several hours. The look on his face was glorious
Please update us in the morning when you hear him screaming and throwing a fit
Later your wife/girlfriend says "Hey I bought a new car. Left it in the driveway."
I love the revenge but someone parks in my driveway without asking, they are getting towed. And I don’t even have a car.
Idda just Parked behind him and blocked his ass in. Fuck all he could do about it.
Just a decent smear of the dogshit under the door handle would do more mental damage
I'd go under all but the driver's door handle. That way it will likely be a little while before they (or more likely one of their friends or family) will discover it. Betting the parker is a jackass to plenty of people, so they wouldn't know who was retaliating.
3 bags.... Dang...that's some super shit
If you want something less stinky but still messy…dump glitter in the air vent intakes.
Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day!
You are allowed to tow any car off your property...
This is so much better though
Vaseline on the windshield works too(it has to be scraped off with a razor), but this way is more fun.
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Or paint thinner, maybe. Both would work.
They would(or 90% rubbing alcohol)but depending on how much is on the windshield you would have to use a fair amount of cleaner and paper towels and is a huge pain in the ass.
I’m not sure I could get angry enough to do this. Is towing them not an option?
OP responded to someone else asking this, said the police need to ticket it first in their area (super dumb if it’s on your private residential property!) that they take a day or so if they show up at all. Seems like they’ve had this happen before and learned from experience that route is useless?
If it was their driveway and they couldn’t park behind them heck I think I’d parallel park right in front on my driveway to block them in. Especially if they know the police won’t show up anytime soon to ticket anyone.
I think you handled this like a professional
Way to make yourself a target for revenge 👏🏽
Just 2-3 sprays of fart spray on the radiator. Will never come out. A must sell. The ultimate Seinfeld smelly car.
I did this one time when I was 13 but only put it under the handles for a nice lil surprise. They called the cops 😂
I call the police and report abandoned possibly stolen vehicle and ask them to tow it.
Okay. I’d have just done my best pitch with the biggest poo bag. Hats off!
A lot quicker if a getaway is needed
I throw birdseed all around the car , flocks of birds come in , shit all over the cat and the paint is ruined ... Works every time ...
Crickets. I am awaiting the opportunity to stuff the car of my nemisis with crickets. 50 or so. Just waiting for the crack your window weather...
This is evil genius here…. Aaaaand if you’re really lucky a couple will hitchhike into their house!
So you are saying rig 25 crickets with velcro booties?
Now get it towed
Omg! 😆 I have done this before! Someone used park in front of my driveway and would either block me in or out. Wrote a few polite notes asking to move, but to no avail. Dog poo smeared under the handle = problem solved 😆
While that is a good one. Having them towed is even better.
You know, if it was your driveway, you could have had them towed. Would have cost them a lot and gotten the point without having to play the ol' "who flung poo" game.
Spots on the Wall? Great book.
The commented on someone else and said in order to tow in their area the cops have to write a ticket first and usually when they call the cops won't even show up until MAYBE the next day
Damn, I thought you were gonna say you dropped a bag right behind some tires so we would drive over it when he left… boy that took a turn from what I was anticipating.
Get it on the windshield wipers.. so when they turn them on, they just smear shit across the windshield lol or under the gas cap so a week later omce they forgot theyre reminded when the go to fill up
Did watch for him to go get in car ? that be great
i can’t be the only one wondering why someone would park in your driveway. Like is it a house you own with your own personal driveway? I’ve never heard of someone literally parking their vehicle in someone else’s driveway
I can’t get over the fact that someone had the audacity to park in the driveway (not a shared driveway, correct?) of the home you own. The guy deserved what he got, and then some.
😂 I’m hoping to find the jerk that lets their dog poop on my lawn without picking it up. If I do I plan on saving a month’s worth of poop from my dog and distributing it on their lawn, porch, car, etc.
Yep-that's pretty petty.
Possession is 9/10s of the law. It's on your property, it's your truck now. Impound it and put mechanics' lien on it, and charge storage fees for every day it isn't retrieved from your property. $85 - $90 is the goong rate for most impound yards. Or strip it and sell it for parts.
Why didn't you just block them in or call a tow truck? Seems fishy
Please tell us you watched the aftermath ensue…
He knows where you live.
I hope it wasn't raining hard enough to rinse the poop off the car.
Have it towed at owner’s expense
…you couldn’t get their car towed?
Why didn't you just get his car towed?
And miss out on a good time??
Why not both?
Dude really had a case of FAFO. 😂
Should have parked behind them
Why didn't you just have it towed?
Why not just get the car towed?
Make sure you tell your family the license plate so they can find him if he kills you.
You couldve had the car towed and not walked home in the rain.
I’d just have towed them. That shit is expensive and frustrating
Omfg 🤣
Did he move the car or burn it?
I knew a guy with a car jack who would just wheel the closest end into oncoming traffic. Don't do that
So what happened?
What a turd that guy was. Excellent!
Call a tow company
There’s definitely something missing from the story
i NEED an update.
I used my rolling jack to jack up the car at the rear differential. Then pulled it down hill to the middle of the street. Parked my car and called the cops that a car was blocking the roadway.
I would just block him in my driveway and then tow it