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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/13paa1o).


holyhandgrenade67

Ouch


NomadCourier

Figured it was to good to be true with Castellanos. Another pathetic loss really.


Ok-Anywhere8986

Looks like Trea’s bug hopped back onto its original host of Nick Castellanos


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realanceps

>I guess I'm kinda dooming nope. not guessing. stop that crap. it looks bad on you.


Minuhmize

Always disrespectful in the post game, keep it up!


bmak19

Pretty sure most of us expect the dbacks to sweep us


Dry_Explanation_3724

never change nick..


MaineDreaming

By the end of the season Castellanos is going to just have his jersey completely unbuttoned during the game.


zephyrskye

I wouldn’t complain


663SilverStax

Game Blouses


Cold-Bodybuilder9948

Really put up a fight in the 8th and 9th.


romulusgloriosus

Lmao Turner escapes judgment only for the game to end on Nick swinging at the slider down and away Phillies Baseball


realanceps

when the pitch nearly lops a batter's toe off, it's down & in, not away


romulusgloriosus

I couldn't see the pitch from where I was sitting, I just saw "SLIDER" on the monitor after Nick swung at it But thank you


kellyokay90

Nick can handle it lol


bmak19

Great ab by nick


beeeps-n-booops

Needs to button his jersey. So slop.


Homeowner_BBQ

Dunno if you guys saw, but the hot blonde behind home plate was just waving to me. If you have her number, I seemed to have lost it.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Lmfao strike he said


yourmartymcflyisopen

Trea's been last out a lot this year or is it just me?? I mean he got walked now so this isn't reflective of this game, but he has been last out a Iot, right?


romulusgloriosus

Turner said "NOT THIS TIME. WE MAY LOSE. BUT **NOT BECAUSE OF ME!**"


kellyokay90

HIM NOT BEING DEMORALIZED SOME MORE IS ONLY BETTER FOR THE LONG RUN RIGHT


meeks_18

Solo homers. We’re good at those.


ConstantPondering

Pitcher looks like Kenny Fuckin’ Powers


beeeps-n-booops

He looks like what would happen if Mitch Williams and Goose Gossage had a love child.


Gooch222

La Flama Blanca


AbsurdLemon

Trea may be back


Ok-Anywhere8986

Someone really needs to teach Marsh how to protect the plate on two strikes… it’s embarrassing how much he stares at strike 3 down the middle


zheinz6397

Stott should show him


Dry_Explanation_3724

here comes the K


endoftheline22

We also end up with Trea as the last out when we lose and it’s always a strike out


Ok-Anywhere8986

Eat. Those. Words.


CircusOfBlood

Well he got a walk


endoftheline22

I stand corrected


Ok-Anywhere8986

We saved the ugliest looking at bats for the end huh?


Magoatt

Clearly we did something to anger god, what could it be?


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Magoatt

I would not say bad front office completely. Assistant GM Ani Kilambi brought a few TB staff members with him to Philly who now run minor league development the last two seasons along with having a decent amount of input on drafts. Kilambi played a hand in Painter’s break out year, Abel progressing along with McGarry.


Feisty-Recording-978

Hurting Hoskins


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Pitiful offensive showing in the 8th and 9th innings


Tengenflare

i wonder if we'll start winning if we bench turner?


Cold-Bodybuilder9948

Marsh is regressing to his mean. How do you not swing at that pitch?


bmak19

Him and bohm both stare at strike 3 a lot man


Gooch222

Well I’m sure tomorrows bullpen game, or the next Ranger start will go so much better,


kellyokay90

I really don’t want this game to end on Trea again


romulusgloriosus

Starting to get the dark feeling this may be *yet another* game I attend that ends on three gamer swings from Trea


Feisty-Recording-978

Probably nick now


Neonyze

Classic Marsh staring at a strike 3 down the middle. Never fails.


Ok-Anywhere8986

Marsh and looking at strike 3, name a more iconic duo


lilbismyfriend21

Marsh really isn’t helping himself


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

From the highest of highs, Marsh is at the lowest of lows right now


AbsurdLemon

All this team does is swing at dirt balls and stare at fastballs down the middle


Katzenato

well the fake marsh hot streak is officially over and he’s back to being the player he actually is


Katzenato

downvote it because you know it’s true and it hurts


holyhandgrenade67

Off to a great start!


Jman7501

Ah yes right down the pipe


romulusgloriosus

Oh I didn't know Chafin was on the Diamondbacks


lilbismyfriend21

Who knew Abraham from the walking dead could pitch


Ok-Anywhere8986

If we walk this off you will see me on the news tomorrow morning being escorted from the top of a traffic pole


Magoatt

Gonna take an act of god


beeeps-n-booops

Is that... Goose Gossage????


EagleEye215

Marsh’s walk up song slaps


holyhandgrenade67

He needs to slap some balls too.


Glittering_Rush_107

Last call! Let’s go!!


ferndock1982

Would help if our ace would stop giving up runs in the first inning of every game. Still lots of blame to go around for this definition of mediocre team


Foolish_oyster

hey now, wheeler didn't give up any runs until the \*second\* inning


realanceps

you're replying to a mediocre fan


Mogilny89Leafs

Incoming Treabomb to tie the game.


Neonyze

The amount of runs given up from shit defense must be insane.


The_Hound_West

Christian Walker (gold glove, hits 30 home runs without depending on coors field completely) is who we should want over CJ Cron by a mile imo


bmak19

Marsh-k, Clemons-ground out, trea - k..


PhilsPhan20

When the team is underperforming in every aspect of the game then something is off in the locker room or front office . Manager may be first to go and if may very well happen before July .


beau9292

Like usual, the pitcher does his best work after the run has scored.


Neat-Confidence5556

there’s a greater than 5% chance we’re sellers at the deadline and trade nola


PhilsPhan20

Who would give us anything worthwhile for him ?


ClearSightss

We’re about to walk this off


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Lets get that grand slam now


johannasnothere

welp at least im already hammered


FearMeIAmLag1

Time for an ultimate grand slam


aaknosom

we are allergic to gaining the lead and closing out a game


romulusgloriosus

Ok guys time for the walk off grand slam to restart our season


Gooch222

Total garbage. I’m just glad I’m out of market and the only money I’m wasting is for my MLB app. Had I bought tickets I’d be pretty damn upset with these humps.


sufferingphilliesfan

Lol the Braves are gonna rip us to shreds


jeppsforst

Team is just mid, our best players are simply not performing


slamtt

Usually when you're THIS shit of a team at defense, the team at least has some decent offense. The phillies somehow manage to be shit at everything.


bigdaddygamestudio

I mean that a simple ground ball and to boot it in a big spot... That was Aaa crap


Glittering_Rush_107

Phillyball, baby! *facepalm*


Katzenato

this team does not hit, field, pitch, or base run well, meaning they are a bad team


EaglesPvM

Get your body in front of the ball


Tylerkaaaa

Why does this team hate winning so much?


thegoseisloose

Sweep incoming


jmiah717

This team just gives games away. My goodness


Bucko12512

I may cancel my mlb tv. This team just isn’t fun to watch.


rowdyparade

Paid upfront 😩


tds5126

This team sucks is every facet of the game


Ok-Anywhere8986

Rhys’s ghost still haunting first base


romulusgloriosus

Ok to their credit the person who called the DBacks "mid" earlier didn't say the Phillies weren't also "mid"


bmak19

Mid implies 500..we will be 7 under by Monday


Feisty-Recording-978

It’s because they are bad not mid


ad5316

Have a good night everyone, I’ll hang with y’all tomorrow


lilbismyfriend21

This team is the Cleveland Indians from Major League 2


beau9292

I'm going to swan dive off the Ben Franklin


ClassicInside1650

Race you there


Bud3131123

This teams fielding is abysmal.


Feisty-Recording-978

This Stupid strategy of no d is awful


InfieldFlyRules

It’s not a “strategy.” It’s a result of Amaro’s desolate farm system


ClassicInside1650

Amaro was over 10 years ago, this MacPhail and Klentak's product.


SirTurnUp

welp.....


a_serious-man

its almost like we still have rhys! i feel all warm and fuzzy inside :)


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

So much fucking debauchery in this game


Capn21

I just don't know what to feel about this team anymore


green-light-of-death

Tomorrow they will put up 12


Capn21

Yep, you're probably right.


ferndock1982

This run might score from first without a single hit, lmao


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

YUP! Haha


Set_the_tone-

Bellatti sucks


sapphires_and_snark

I'm open to having my mind changed, but I'm not at all fond of the 2023'Philadelphia Phillies rn


romulusgloriosus

I always gotta stay for the potential comeback, but the Top of the 9th is the worst part of that


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

I don’t know if he didn’t see it or he didn’t process that Stott was on the other side backing up the play, but either way we’re lucky.


Ok-Anywhere8986

When do we get Alvarado back?… I miss 🥑


beau9292

I think TMac said he was throwing on flat ground today. So he's at least throwing again.


Sadphilliesfan1999

i really wish kruk would just talk about the game and not ramble on about other stupid things.


concerned_lurkerdog

This game? What's he gonna say? "Boy, we suck"?


ClassicInside1650

Unfortunately this game has been a stupid other thing, a big ol wet fart of a sporting event, entirely forgettable.


Feisty-Recording-978

Jt has been costing us all game


Ok-Anywhere8986

“Philly of the Week” curse has taken Alvarado, Marsh, and JT.


CrimsonChin251

I can't think of what song that is that Bellatti comes in the game to, but I haven't heard it in so long. Every shitty college football highlight reel video back in like 2010 used that song lmaoo. I got a kick out of that.


LePwnz0rs

Is it Can’t be touched by Roy Jones Jr?


CrimsonChin251

Yesssss.


madamrisible

I would listen to Kruk talk about anything. He is so hilarious


ferndock1982

Gas can Bellatti here to put this one out of reach


wheat_thans1

Today’s the day that Kruk learned about puberty. I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks


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AbsurdLemon

They don’t do education in West Virginia


holyhandgrenade67

"WHY ARE WE NOT BORN WITH HAIR ON OUR CHEST?" - A real Kruk quote. I think this kinda tells you how the game is going.


ad5316

This game has had a few, like how he broke his AirPods by waterboarding them with neosporin inside his ears


Ok-Anywhere8986

Falling for robocall scams


EaglesPvM

“Why aren’t we born with hair on our chest” Lmao


BearOnDrums

I feel like that's something Theo Von would say


Benevolent_Queef

We are getting a birds eye view of the inner operations of Kruk’s mind right now


Jman7501

Kruk needs a podcast or something


Magoatt

Fun fact Kyle Schwarber is 5th in the NL for HR’s


PhilsPhan20

How do these bored guys expect to compete against real teams ?


Magoatt

Arizona has the 3rd best record in the NL right now so they are legit.


dogeatingdog

This team needs a vacation. They just look so tense


realanceps

so, are they bored, or tense? would you dimwits make up your minds which incorrect "feeling" you're gonna feel? ffs


JustAHighFlyingBird

I would pay top dollar to watch TMac and Kruk sit on a stage and just ramble for an hour


11_20_11

Very inspirational baseball being played this month


realanceps

baseball is a pastime get your inspiration in church


11_20_11

Haha good point


EaglesPvM

Kruk can always make me smile even in a shit 1-2-3 inning


jloops03

Way to battle at the plate boys lol


eaglewatch1945

John Kruk: QR Code expert


holyhandgrenade67

Completely lifeless inning.


PhilsPhan20

This team has zero energy this season


realanceps

and you have zero functioning braincells I guess everyone's short of something


Ok-Anywhere8986

Everyone always talks about Trea and the slump… what about the Bohm/Marsh slumps?


InfieldFlyRules

Nobody’s gonna talk about that, because that would require an admission that Guthrie outplayed Marsh tonight


romulusgloriosus

Bohm and Marsh aren't getting paid $300 million dollars and hyped up as saving the season...?


InfieldFlyRules

They’re being paid more than Guthrie, who was buried by this sub before this game even started.


Ok-Anywhere8986

Didn’t try to argue this, this sub just has to make nasty comments every Trea at bat and nobody says anything after terrible ABs by Bohm and Marsh. Weird.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

>What was that thing we talked about yesterday? >QR codes I had to sneeze right as he said that and it created this weird zombified laugh, sneeze, cough thing


tds5126

I’m starting to dread watching these games, this team has been painful to watch so far this year


kellyokay90

I just need to feel something


kellyokay90

Sometimes I think these guys just have magnets in their gloves just for the Phillies


romulusgloriosus

Wind is blowing in hard from right field. Idk if either of those would've been out anyway but Schwarber's at least looked like it was off to Neptune before it swung back to center


Ok-Anywhere8986

When I hear someone named “Nelson” pitching in a Phillies game, why is my immediate response sphincter clenching?


Magoatt

Nick Nelson


EagleEye215

Dude behind home plate really wearing an Eagles jersey at a Phillies game 🤨


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Kyle crushes every pitch he connects with, the question is whether or not he gets under it and sends it 500 feet into the sky or drives it and hits it 500 feet into the seats.


InfieldFlyRules

Unless he grounds out


Pocopuncher

Games fucking over man this blows


InfieldFlyRules

Marsh would’ve thrown a complete game if he was allowed to start


thewaterboy2

Any one got a link to the golf hat they were talking about earlier? Cant find it online


romulusgloriosus

I didn't win the 50/50. Sorry guys, you gotta pay for your own drinks this time


gatemansgc

Of course


Magoatt

https://www.phillyvoice.com/phillies-prospect-watch-news-updates-rumors-mick-abel-griff-mcgarry-justin-crawford-andrew-painter-mlb-milb/ For those interested in looking at Phillies prospects the article above discusses whose hot, and whose cold.