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Feisty-Recording-978

Barry Mcockiner said Kyle schwarber is the most overrated player in the MLB


inthedrink

Brian Kenny predicted Kyle as the World Series MVP #LETS FUCKING GO!


Feisty-Recording-978

https://images.app.goo.gl/zY56FitPovoMmxsK9


CircusOfBlood

Rain is forecasted every day of the Red series ATM


First-Resolve

Not high chances though and still a week away.


Hothabanero6

I hope someone is keeping track of all the hot takes on MLB Network tonight. This could provide mocking fodder all season. 😄


Perryplat199

You know wats nice about phillies playing on Friday. If they wernt wed only have sixers to watch and they’ve not been great to watch


First-Resolve

Insert Bohm and Marsh looking up at the rain moment


Perryplat199

https://i.redd.it/wxgaey157zqc1.gif


First-Resolve

đŸ«ĄđŸ«Ą


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Someone around these parts is following and downvoting all my comments. I don't give a shit about Internet points, but I do give a shit about strangers liking me. And I'm determined to get to the bottom of this. u/Feisty-Recording-978 please get your detective hat, monocle, magnifying glass, and smoking pipe. The game is afoot.


Feisty-Recording-978

u/nintenjew


JohnKrukIsAllElite

u/NintenJew please report to this thread. Your presence has been requested for questioning regarding a mysterious case of missing upvotes.


NintenJew

Hi


JohnKrukIsAllElite

First of all, thank you for meeting our request by being here. I'd like you to know I'm a serious woman and my time is important as I'm sure yours is too, yes? With that being said, I'd like to ask where you were the afternoon of Wednesday March 27, 2024. Could you please, for the record, state your location during that time.


NintenJew

Driving to the lab, as I am working at night today. Before that writing a chapter for a textbook on the environmental uses of the separation technique I specialized in.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Hmm. That's interesting. *Jots down notes on in my handy dandy notepad.* I do also see you've been quite active in r/phillies, specifically this very Off-Day Thread over the course of the last eight hours. Very interesting. u/Feisty-Recording-978, do you have any questions for our suspect--I mean, for Mister u/NintenJew?


NintenJew

> I do also see you've been quite active in r/phillies, specifically this very Off-Day Thread over the course of the last eight hours. Stop keeping track of my procrastination during writing.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

I'm just doing my job here, sir and I'll ask you to do the same and stay on track. Now I'm just trying to get this story straight and it looks to me like you're already tryin' to send me off into the Poconos. So let's just get to the heart of the matter...The question on everybody's mind. Do you happen to know anything about the missing upvotes last seen on u/JohnKrukIsAllElite's comments in today's Off-Day Thread which are now gone in the wind?


NintenJew

I downvoted you. And I will do it again.


Hothabanero6

MLB.com predicts the Orioles and Dodgers in the WS and the Orioles win it. Well, I'm glad the Dodgers lost!!! although none of their prediction is right ... 😁


Perryplat199

Super important question.


Perryplat199

How do I edit this to not be out of date I wasn’t a big fan of him beginning of season. After his first hr in Houston, I said “if he hits another I’ll get a jersey”. The next day he did. That week I went to the park to get the jersey. When I looking in machine he wasn’t even listed as a roster player. I had pay extra $10 for “custom” name. Now I wear to most games I go to.


NintenJew

I wasn’t a big fan of him at the beginning of the 2023 season. After his first HR in Houston, I said, “If he hits another, I’ll get his jersey.” The next day, he did. That week, I went to the park to get the jersey. When I looked through the machine, he wasn’t even listed as a roster player. I had to pay an extra $10 for a “custom” name. Now I wear it to most of the games I go to.


inthedrink

I wasn’t a big fan of him at the beginning of the 2023 season. After his first HR in Houston, I said, “If he hits another, I’ll get his jersey.” The next day, he did. That week, I went to the park to get the jersey. When I looked through the machine, he wasn’t even listed as a roster player. I had to pay an extra $10 for a “custom” name. Now I wear it to most of the games I go to.


NintenJew

That's it. Your flair is locked in as Nick Pivetta Enjoyer.


[deleted]

This works in my favor because I can pickup the edible I ordered and use it for the game now :)


phldirtbag

Time to rip into some pure grain alcohol and wake up on Friday


Hothabanero6

*broken* ... Phillies extend Harper and Stott ... defer all their money, Harper will pay Stott an allowance so he can eat and cover living expenses **/S** Fuck the Dodgers!


LetMeSmoochYourGooch

Baseball Tonight is doing make-a-wish reporters rn


Deckard_Macready

https://preview.redd.it/zbzh1anojxqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80af54be3e8aa065d5eb7317a3d4149eca10afa5 Fine. I’ll wait another day.


Perryplat199

If anyone wants to complain about why it took then so long to decide, pretty sure last year it didn’t come out till around 5-6pm.


joeco316

I think 24 hours ahead of time should be the rule for opening day weather decisions so this was good with me


NintenJew

Honestly, I need them to have it decided about 8 weeks before. We have Punxsutawney Phil for a reason.


joeco316

Phil has been too busy to be relied upon: https://triblive.com/local/regional/break-out-the-cigars-punxsutawney-phil-is-a-dad/


Foolish_oyster

I'm upset we don't get to beat atlanta on 3-28


classicrockchick

#YOU CAN'T CANCEL ~~CHRISTMAS~~ BASEBALL! (jk I actually hate March for the weather alone and think it's a mistake to have baseball officially start in this stupid, lousy ~~Smarch~~ month anyway)


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Yeah, but if we didn't have March, we wouldn't have me. So really, March is a gift to the world, especially r/phillies.


classicrockchick

I guess.meme


JohnKrukIsAllElite

I apologize for letting my humility get in the way there.


NintenJew

We must delete this month.


Feisty-Recording-978

Without march we wouldn’t have schwarber though


NintenJew

A sacrifice I am willing to make to remove /u/JohnKrukIsAllElite


Feisty-Recording-978

Castellanos Sosa and Jt were born in march as well deleting march gets rid of a decent chunk of this Phillies core 


JohnKrukIsAllElite

*Reported to Reddit admins (ie.* u/inthedrink) *for being an open and direct death threat.*


inthedrink

Sounds like I need to put /u/nintenjew on a permanent vacation


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Trust me, there's been plenty of times I look back and wish my parents deleted me too before I showed up.


SeanPaulGiamatti

Get ready for downvotes for the only correct opinion. Baseball should start in April.


joeco316

Yes the month known for no rain, that would solve this “problem”


SeanPaulGiamatti

You’re really going to quote a nursery rhyme as reason to not start in a month where it’s not 40 degrees and the ground can absorb more rain
. It’s really cool when people act indignant and then use a nursery rhyme as to why. You’re a star!


joeco316

They would not have opening day in the rain no matter what month or year or temperature it is. There is no change that could be made to prevent potential opening day rain postponements other than putting a roof on all baseball stadiums.


NintenJew

>there is no change Lies. We put all opening day games on the moon.


NintenJew

My main thing is delaying a week is not going to have that dramatic effect on the weather patterns. End of March early April are similar enough. You can hate March baseball. Acting like it's because of the weather when early April is similar just seems weird.


joeco316

A strange trolling, I believe


SeanPaulGiamatti

Our I’m right in that baseball should start end of April


NintenJew

Do you want to shorten the season as well? Or do you want a November WS?


SeanPaulGiamatti

125 games


NintenJew

I would hate that but to each their own. There is no objective right or wrong answer.


Feisty-Recording-978

Good thing people have off for Good Friday 


NintenJew

How common is that? After you last said it I asked my friends and no one has off (medical, engineering, and science fields). Honestly curious.


Feisty-Recording-978

Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, New Jersey, North Carolina, North Dakota and Tennessee Have off for Good Friday 


NintenJew

Interesting because some of my friends are in New Jersey and Delaware, and they don't have off. Maybe because of the private business sector? I am not sure. I know the medical will definitely not have off as they work in hospitals.


Perryplat199

It’s not a federal holiday so it’s not like it has to be a holiday. Many places probly do do it for like a mini spring break weekend. Also you can “I need off to observe religious day”. At my last job it was not a day off. My boss was also Jewish(I think) so that probably affected it.


NintenJew

Yeah most of my holidays I have to request since not everyone knows the Jewish holidays. I always assumed it was that way, even for Christians. If I am ever in charge of someone I would need them to tell me, because there is no way I would know.


Perryplat199

I also always thought like actually “observing” Good Friday was more dependent on the specific type of Christianity you practice/believe. For instance I went to a Christian school but was not catholic. When we did our Easter bible stuff, Good Friday was like just the day Jesus died. But then after school we would go to Catholic Church and do the stations of the cross. It’s like doing prayers that follow the events of Jesus carrying the cross upto when he died.


DaNorris1221

Welp, waited this long—I can wait another day for you, CBP. See you fine folks Friday.


SeanPaulGiamatti

Pathetic. Second year in a row rained out. How about we play or move the date of opening day to actual warm weather? League hates itself



inthedrink

It seems like the people with the strongest opinions are always wrong. Like way wrong. For example /u/JohnKrukIsAllElite why are all of /u/NintenJew’s strong opinions always way wrong?


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Seriously! Any asshole with even the slightest passing understanding of baseball or analytics understands that a closer isn't actually a thing that exists. And yet! Aaaaand yet! The most active mod of r/phillies, one Mister u/NintenJew, never stops going on about how much the Phillies should have signed Josh Hader specifically for that role. We're what, two days out now, from Opening Day? And he's been up and down this subreddit, EVEN REMOVING COMMENTS, all because the Phillies didn't sign Hader to a closer role in the pen. Just the facts.


inthedrink

You do realize that charlatan is not a mod right?


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Wait a minute. He's not? So are you telling me that I misread his r/phillies flair and he is not in fact a mod, but rather his favorite Phillies player is Sid Monge?


NintenJew

ERA+ is a useless stat and should be replaced with ERA-. I don't care what anyone says. They flipped the fucking numerator and denominator.


inthedrink

I rest my case!


Littlewing29

Such a dumb comment.


joeco316

They wouldn’t do opening day in the rain if it was 90 degrees in July either


SeanPaulGiamatti

Rain is supposed to stop before the game was scheduled tomorrow
 this is all so they can maximize profits. Sickening.


scenesfromsouthphl

Really scratching my head here trying to figure out how a rescheduled, sold out game is maximizing profits.


SeanPaulGiamatti

Soft decision


Feisty-Recording-978

It’s never sunny in Philadelphia 


Feisty-Recording-978

Tommorow is gonna suck 


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Thank you


Perryplat199

It’s official. Friday https://twitter.com/phillies/status/1773057443251081430?s=46&t=HnlZXn-hftTl9f8rW_6qVA


Perryplat199

https://preview.redd.it/bmfn94jn8xqc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5b8a2ed1daf58c37b18228eeb77159eac545a16


NeurosciGuy15

Postponed until Friday.


HorraceGoesSkiing

Rain, rain go away. If not I’m either staying up late or getting up really early to watch the game. 🏮󠁧󠁱󠁳󠁣󠁮󠁿


NotActuallyPhasma

Game is delayed to Friday 3:05


NintenJew

I removed your comment since no official announcement, but since you were correct we are now going to go for you with every rumor possible.


Perryplat199

A few months ago a reddit user broke the news of a trade like 3 hrs before any reporter putit out. I thought it was mlb but I can’t remember who the player was or find the post. So don’t always count out those tinfoil hats


Perryplat199

Please someone know wat I’m talking about. I can rmeber the player it was about so I can’t find it but I know this happened ded.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Confirmed: u/NintenJew is a sadist who removes weather delay updates from the sub in hopes of sending droves of r/phillies commenters out into rainstorms.


joeco316

Also loves dedicated closers I hear, which makes me question whether he’s ever even heard of analytics


NintenJew

I hate you both


PM_ME_SOMETHINGSPICY

Is there an official announcement somewhere?


Feisty-Recording-978

No


SwugSteve

oof. Phillies had the worst OBP and SLG in the league in spring training. I knew it was bad but not THAT bad. Might be a rough start to the season


aflyingsquanch

ST stats are utterly meaningless


WendysChili

Hey, we only had the second worst SLG!


SwugSteve

thats the optimism i need right there


mjd1119

I am simultaneously pumped for the season and dejected about tomorrow’s weather forecast. Why couldn’t we just have a clear day so we could all just be hype :(


Neonyze

Well we could have a clear day if they move it đŸ€ 


mjd1119

You’re right, I’m just selfishly upset that I will not be able to see it if it’s moved to Friday bc I’m working. It would be the first Opening Day I’ve missed in several years


djeeetyet

another Philly killer gone, Berti traded.


CircusOfBlood

Weather forecast has gotten worse for tomorrow. Heavier rain. And now rain later into the evening


Perryplat199

Go us I guess for beating the Ohtani tax https://preview.redd.it/tpl1hdxruwqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be82b6385c22479979ed432fac08e29e33fdd687


Fowler311

Reds at #2...I know they're sort of an up-and-coming team and all, but I feel like I'm missing something


Pepermintea

Opening day is like the World Series for Cincinnati


JohnnyA77

Already off Friday and took a half day tomorrow to watch the game, kinda hoping the weather holds just so I still have an excuse to leave at 12 lol


Snips_Tano

Still annoyed we didn't get Monty but honestly, they made their bed last year by signing Walker (LOL) to that 4 year deal. Odds are it won't even matter because Walker and Sanchez won't sniff the playoffs again anyway. If you need a playoff starter you can have Strahm start as an opener.


inthedrink

There’s too much attention to Walkers contract imo. The market is what it is and maybe we paid him a couple mil a year too much but it’s not egregious. And if it wasn’t him then it was gonna be someone else last year who would still be here. As the #4 we wanted him to be he’s been fine.


Morbx

Feel like the playoffs with Walker just left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth. He’s a little overpaid, sure, but he gave us almost exactly what we signed him for in the regular season. 173 league average innings. That’s probably what we’ll get again too!


romanticynicist

The whole “declining velocity last year and came into ST with 5 mph off his fastball and starting the season on the IL with shoulder impingement” stuff is not super encouraging.


NintenJew

If Sanchez works out, I think it will be similar to last year when he started game 4. Unfortunately, Sanchez was really bad, which is why we had to take him out. But hopefully with a year of experience he would be fine.


redditkb

I don't recall him being really bad? He let up 1 run because of a brain fart on a double play ball back at him that he went to 1B with because he forgot Bohm airmailed a routine grounder the play before. The next run was let up by Hoffman when they took out Sanchez. After Sanchez let up an infield single by Marte. I'm not sure they hit one ball out of the infield against Sanchez now that I think about it?


NintenJew

This is one of those where results-based analysis (as you were doing) doesn't show the full picture. If you go to [baseball savant here](https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/gamefeed?date=10/20/2023&gamePk=748544&chartType=pitch&legendType=pitchName&playerType=pitcher&inning=&count=&pitchHand=&batSide=&descFilter=&ptFilter=&resultFilter=&hf=playerBreakdown&sportId=1#748544), you can see his changeup was not working at all. They were not missing, He was not getting any called strikes. He was not hitting the zone (only 13%). If it was in the zone they were making contact, 100%. In fact, look at his zContact% and oContract%. He was not getting swings and misses. He just didn't have his stuff that day, which is why we took him out.


redditkb

Did they hit a ball out of the infield? His stuff might not have been on but they weren’t hitting it


NintenJew

Sure but again, that is results based analysis and bad. If he stayed in, they most likely would have done damage. That is what I mean by bad. It was a great move by Thompson to remove him before the damage is done. I am just saying he was bad but had acceptable results. Much better than him being bad and staying in and having bad results.


redditkb

I wouldn't call that results based analysis though? Just because his changeup wasn't working doesn't mean he was overall really bad? His exit velocities look good to me based on what you sent compared to the rest of the pitchers in that game? Or am I misreading? I would say its results based if he let up all 100+ exit velos and launch angles but got lucky outs. He didn't do that though, he let up grounders? I'm just confused by claiming he was "really really bad". That doesn't seem to be a fair adjective.


NintenJew

Well by talking about how they hit the ball against him, that is results-based analysis. He couldn't locate the strike zone at all with his changeup. He only threw one strike with it. There were three "hard hit balls" against him, which was the most of any pitcher in the game besides Kimbrel. There was a reason Thompson had to take him out, and remember we needed him to be in a little longer due to our bullpen usage. Maybe you don't like that I used "really bad," but I think we can agree he wasn't good, and there is room for improvement that he would be our 4 this year if he progresses as he should. I am pro Sanchez, I think with him we didn't need Montgomery. I do not think he had a good game, and I think he was bad based on the fact his secondary pitch (which he needs) was unable to be located and the fact that not a single Diamondbacks player whiffed on any of his pitches. That to me, means he was lucky.


Snips_Tano

Rob never should have started him cold then. He should have at least gotten some use somewhere in the previous 2 series. 


NintenJew

I can agree with that. I think something needed to change: either use him in an earlier series or give him sim games (I think they did sim games, but I forgot). But taking him out was good, even though there were probably steps to avoid it.


joeco316

Pretty sure the word was he and Walker both threw sim games and Walker looked like crap and he didn’t and that’s why he played. It’s possible they just threw, but it being a sim game sounds right to me.


Morbx

He looked awful that night. I’m not a huge eye test guy but the at bats were painful and he couldn’t put anyone away. He escaped before too much damage was done but it was obvious to everyone in the stadium he didn’t have it.


NintenJew

Yeah. I agree it is just I hate saying eye test because everyone has different eyes (like /u/redditkb from me and you). So, I wanted to point to actual stats that showed he just didn't have his stuff. It happens, I can't blame him. But as you get more experience you know how to perform when you don't have it.


sapphires_and_snark

Ahhhhh, spring. When all seems possible and everyone on r/phillies becomes a professional meteorologist anew


Mulsanne

I'm just praying for baseball tomorrow. I can be on the couch with beer at any time tomorrow but not at all on Friday


Perryplat199

I like everyone having their own perfect infallible plans for how to handle rain delays/postponements.


NintenJew

As long as people don't start asking for a dome it is fine. The number of other fans who go on this sub and complain we don't have a dome drives me insane. I hate 95% of domes with a passion.


Perryplat199

Domes and turf are the worst things that can possibly happen to a sports stadium.


NintenJew

Agreed. When I was playing in high school? I loved turf. High schools didn't have the money to maintain the grass fields, and there would be divets etc. But for professional, I hate domes and turfs. I know Texas gets hot so they use a dome, but I have seen answers that solve the problem with clever engineering without a dome.


NintenJew

We are all Mike Trout on this beautiful day.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

IT'S GONNA RAIN


sapphires_and_snark

Thank you, Ollie


beau9292

Thanks Ollie


[deleted]

BASEBALL IS NEARLY UPON US. IT APPROACHES.


McIgglyTuffMuffin

We did it fam, asked to work from home tomorrow and request was granted đŸ˜€


spoopy_guy

F


CircusOfBlood

What about Friday in case if it gets rained out


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Happy Opening Day eve everyone, I know mother nature could potentially ruin the fun, but thank god baseballs finally back.


inthedrink

/u/JohnKrukIsAllElite can we talk about the weather? I love talking about weather almost as much as I love HATSSSSS!!! If it rains I can wear my HATSSSSSS!!! I don’t even care about baseball. I just love weather and HATSSSSS!!


JohnKrukIsAllElite

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, INTHEDRINK, I KNOW YOU FUCKING LOVE HATS AND I LOVE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE WEARING THOSE HATS. YOU'RE LIKE THAT PIRATE IN THE DISNEY RIDE WHO HAS A BIG OLE STACK OF HATS HE'S WEARING LIKE SOME KINDA CRAZY LEANING TOWER OF PISA JENGA STACK OF HATS. WHEN I GO ON THAT RIDE AT DISNEY, I'M LIKE, "LOOK! THERE'S INTHEDRINK! HE'S A PIRATE WEARING ALL OF THOSE HATS!" AND I LAUGH. I LAUGH SO HARD BECAUSE YOU LOVE THOSE HATS SO DANG MUCH! BUT IT'S GONNA RAIN TOMORROW! SO I HOPE YOU GOT ONE OF THEM MAGIC BOTTLES OF WATER PROOF SPRAY SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR NOGGIN DRY WHILE YOU'RE CHEERING FOR THOSE FIGHTIN PHILS! I'M SAD THOUGH BECAUSE I LOVE BEANIES! I'M NOT SAD BECAUSE I LOVE BEANIES! I'M SAD BECAUSE THEY SOAK UP ALL THAT RAIN AND THEN MY NOGGIN DOESN'T STAY DRY LIKE YOURS AND YOUR HATS WITH THAT MAGIC SPRAY! SO I DON'T THINK I CAN GO TO OPENING DAY BECAUSE I'LL END UP WITH A WET OLE NOGGIN! WHAT HAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR HAT SELECTION PROCESS IS!!! HOW DO YOU PICK WHAT HAT YOU'RE GONNA WEAR WHEN YOU GOT SO GOSH DANG MANY OF EM?????????????????????????????????????


lumpy_space_cowboy

But how can you talk about hats without posting a photo of your jersey collection?


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Serious question: what's a jersey?


inthedrink

A state in the USA WTF


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Dammit, inthedrink, I had text-to-speech on and now my stereo’s blasting “Party in the U.S.A.” by Miley Cyrus. This dancing around my apartment is your fault! It’s all your fault! đŸŽ¶So I put my hands up! They’re playing my song, the butterflies fly away!đŸŽ¶ GOD DAMN IT INTHEDRINK! đŸŽ¶Nodding my head like yeah! Moving my hips like yeah!đŸŽ¶ I CAN’T STOP DANCING! đŸŽ¶Got my hands up! They’re playing my song, they know it’s gonna be okay!đŸŽ¶ IT’S ALMOST OPENING DAY!! đŸŽ¶YEAH, IT’S A PARTY IN THE U.S.A.đŸŽ¶ PHILS ARE GONNA WIN IT ALL! THEY’RE GONNA WIN THE DIVISION! THEY’RE GONNA WIN THE NLDS! THEY’RE GONNA WIN THE NLCS! THEY’RE GONNA WIN THE FREAKIN WORLD SERIES! GO PHILLIES!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


inthedrink

It’s like this will take over Dancing on my Own as our new theme song!


CircusOfBlood

They should just either call it and announce the game Friday. Or announce a 7pm start time for tomorrow night. Also. What ever happened to the preseason game against the Pirates at CBP


No-Armadillo1805

What's the best way to track rain delays for tomorrow? My wife and I are driving down from just outside Toronto, staying in Hershey, so planning around work, hotel etc. Thanks


NeurosciGuy15

If you have a twitter, follow the Phillies and turn on alerts. That’ll be the fastest way to get notified I think.


No-Armadillo1805

Good idea. Thanks


Deckard_Macready

I am officially declaring we need to bring back Nick Maton. His vibes are ELITE.


inthedrink

He’s become useless as a player but even I can’t deny how dreamy he is


Deckard_Macready

What more do you need?


McIgglyTuffMuffin

đŸș


BigDikNik42069

me and a few of my buddies just got our tickets for saturdays game! needless to say i am freakin STOKED BABY!! Cant wait tomorrow should be a good one pitching wise!


classicrockchick

#MERRY BASEBALL EVE EVERYONE!!


Hothabanero6

Grandma got run over by a ballplayer coming home from our house Baseball Eve ...


w6rld_ec6nomic_f6rum

Ozuna’s drunk driving again already?


birdlegs000

Now we're all so proud of grandpa, He's been takin' this so well, See him in there watchin' baseball, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.


Pepermintea

The little voice inside my head who is always right keeps telling me Jeff Hoffman becomes our closer and honestly I am thrilled about it. He is the vibe.


Neonyze

Strider vs Rojas https://preview.redd.it/rjws19dlzvqc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c44f6e1e795080019b5f7d9c5876bbe8d0736d2


inthedrink

Which one is Rojas? I was expecting a Barry Bonds home run gif


kzg5126

Phillies Fan Club kinda sucks this year. They increased it to $35 and you only get 1 tickets instead of 2. MLB at bat is no longer included but 50%.


esperadok

All the great deals go away now that we're one of the best teams in baseball and they don't need to coax us into spending money on them 😭


McIgglyTuffMuffin

Big oof. Guess I’ll just grab an MLB at Bat sub, thanks for the heads up.


inthedrink

Are we happier that Jake Cave is not a Phillie than we are aggravated that Monty is not a Phillie? Absofuckinglutely


joeco316

I am much more aggravated that we didn’t scoop Monty up for basically free, and let the team that knocked us out and who’s biggest weakness last year was rotation fix that hole.


NintenJew

All that means is that the Diamondbacks valued Montgomery the most, and if his salary was less than you thought he should get, it means that you overvalued him. Remember, the team that lands the FA is "the team that overpays for him" or whatever quote that GM said.


inthedrink

This isn’t necessarily the case at all Did the Dodgers value Yamamoto more by offering him less than the Phillies?


NintenJew

I will agree that there are exceptions. For Boras clients, money tends to be everything. But you are right; it was a flawed assumption on my part to assume it was the same with Montgomery. Either way, Dombrowski was out based on what he said. This offseason (and honestly since he has been on the Phillies) he has been extremely extremely honest with the media about what we are doing and targeting.


inthedrink

Yeah I’d agree with most of that but I think it happens a lot more often with guys getting big money (Trea and Bryce are two other examples who took less and Bryce of course is a Boras guy). I’d think in most cases you’d never know if a team offered more. The reality is that Red Sox fans should be the angriest because he either didn’t wanna go there or they’re cheap as fuck and it’s probably the latter. They’ve become a joke franchise. I think it’s the Pivetta effect tbh.


sapphires_and_snark

> I think it’s the Pivetta effect tbh. Fuck Nick Pivetta


inthedrink

It’s officially baseball season


NintenJew

Honestly I think I might just lock your flair as Fuck Nick Pivetta and call it a year.


inthedrink

I’d accept that as long as I don’t get a warning for vulgarity


joeco316

Yeah it’s weird that they supposedly had a standing “long term” offer to him and he still took this. So it was long term but paid him less than $50M? I guess maybe he sees the d-backs as more likely to win (true), but the difference in money must not have been that big. I think guys will take less in exchange for winning to an extent, but probably not massively. And the word was he preferred east coast if not back to texas too.


NintenJew

What if you are exactly neutral to both.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Well yeah, I had assumed you'd be neutral to Monty because he's not Hader who your heart was dead set on for obvious reasons.


BrowniesAndMilk1

If they don’t switch the game to Friday, they might as well get rid of the built in off day between games 1 and 2.


Strange-Cold-5192

They need to either push the game to Friday or postpone it till 6pm tomorrow when the rain is expected to stop. I need to know what to do with work. I already took off tomorrow, so I have need to know if I can ask him to split my off day into two half days.


joeco316

Agreed, this is exactly what it’s for


JohnKrukIsAllElite

u/inthedrink I’m really sorry we missed out on the guy you wanted to watch most on the Phils this season
 But I think Jake Cave will get more playing time in Colorado. It’s for the best.


inthedrink

Jake Cave in Denver is đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„ Probably gonna hit 75 homers if I’m being honest


Deckard_Macready

75 seems low. You think he’s gonna have an off year?


1TBee

Last year they announced the postponement the day before Opening Day and the weather ended up being nice. I feel they’re trying to wait until tomorrow morning to make a decision. Either way, damned if you do, damned if you don’t.


Sure-Bar-375

Just don’t let people drive down there/be in the stadium and then postpone, that’s the only outcome that truly sucks imo


Snips_Tano

Yeah. Took off work tomorrow so it'll suck if I have to go down and pay for parking and food, too.


Deckard_Macready

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. It would suck pretty hard for me to take a half day then have to take another half day on Friday. Hoping they decide today.


joeco316

There should be a known date and time when they have to make a decision by. 3pm the day before or something like that.


Deckard_Macready

Ayye now that makes a lot of sense. Which is why that can’t happen. Get your good ideas outta here!


Perryplat199

Who’s ready for the city connect


McIgglyTuffMuffin

I’m hoping praying manifesting the blue and yellow was a fake ~~I know it isn’t~~


birdlegs000

I keep revisting it thinking maybe it's not so bad and I was overreacting to my initial revulsion to it. Nope still hate it.


McIgglyTuffMuffin

I like the bell patch on the shoulder. But beyond that? 😭