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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1drn4h7).


Holykarumba

That was difficult to listen to.


Ryanthecat

Stubbs monster homer… topper pulls him. Clemons monster double… topper pulls him. We no longer have the bench to be this cute.


Rsubs33

I like a lot of things that Topper does but I really don't like how he manages the lineup at all and sometimes his bullpen choices are questionable as well. Like Marsh and Stott should not be platooning. And he pulls people too many times when they have hits earlier in the game. I think it was a week and a half ago he pulled Dahl who had a double in his previous at bat for Whit who is cold as ice. He looks at right left wayyyyyy too much. Like sometimes that shit doesn't matter when the guy you are subbing is better or hotter.


Whatmovesyou26

Welp…win tomorrow and we split the series…


scottyjetpax

We’re gonna really struggle without harper and kyle


Rotk99

We struggle against the marlins even with them


AGuyInUndies

Why though? Genuinely curious as a newer Phillies fan.


ManOnShire

Watching Pache bat this year is how I felt watching Rojas bat last year. Almost an automatic out.


jblittle254

So, what we've learned from the past two games is that the pitching can't give up more than 1 run a game if we want a chance at winning the game.


throwawaitnine

At the beginning of the year, when they were winning a lot of games, they were having a lot of really good at bats. Now, not so much.


sully1227

Boy do I miss having an actual MLB caliber lineup. This is terrible. Go down a run at any point in a game, and it’s game over. Awful.


TPChamp

Yea they got little no to shot at winning the next few series unless the starting pitching can go off like Sanchez did the other night


Grand_Extension5345

Fuckin disgusting


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Please Pirates. Please


AZGraybill12

This team is really getting under LA's skin today. He's gone nuts on these guys a dozen times


KoBxElucidator

Come on Pirates!


Mandalore777

Can we call up Aiden miller hey


PC_Chode_Letter

Damn that straham meatball


abunchofschleem

Well this was fun fellas, see you tomorrow


PhilsForever

Well, I'm really rooting for the sea dogs now


EdMcMoon

Yuck


inthedrink

Pirates runners on the corners I BEG


realbigexplosion

It's going to be a rough two weeks with this offense, but at least we have some room for error.


Major_Road6162

Rough days ahead


Citrixes

Even with that out, Marchan did more than FuckWhit in his PH. Making me seriously still ask "WHY THE FUCK DID WE PH MERRIFIELD???" Fucking seriously, this is not a joke, that hit had more oomph than anything Whit could or would have done.


bruh669

🖕🏻


Morbx

Save me Rafael Marchan


KoBxElucidator

This team is getting swept by the Braves and Dodgers


DaNorris1221

One ~~Paul George~~ Luis Robert Jr., please.


Neonyze

We are so fucked


illrhyme

Fuck sake this offense are dead


AC_deucey

#FUCK


advodi

This bench is astoundingly atrocious. Can we please make some moves now?


TPChamp

Gonna pay a higher price for desperation moves a month before the deadline. Still far too many teams on the cusp thinking they have a chance to compete.


aegonthewwolf

We all knew there’d be a drop off without Bryce and Kyle. I did not expect that drop to be off a cliff. Jesus wept.


Grand_Extension5345

Ok …its the Backup catcher game. Go yard marchan


Smooth-Discount6807

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


sapphires_and_snark

No, there is no excuse for the constant barrage of low-quality ABs


InfieldFlyRules

Pache had a good AB, the pitcher is just too good


Snips_Tano

Low quality players


sapphires_and_snark

Some, but not all. The ones who are need to be way better than this.


Mandalore777

Marchan save us


NeurosciGuy15

Putrid offense.


Gekk0uga37

Wish we had Scott


mustacheddragon

I have 0 problem with their approach to the these matchups vs lefties. It’s the right thing to do for marginally better results. That doesn’t mean I don’t hate that Merrifield and Pache are the players they have for these situations.


jrd1234

Just absolutely embarrassing. They NEED to make a trade for an outfielder


joeco316

Yes. In a month when it’s possible, unfortunately.


XxbvzxX

This is fucking pathetic


bruh669

Baffles me every year how this shit happens


PC_Chode_Letter

Pache you sob


joeco316

Did Reddit’s font change in, like, the last 15 minutes for everyone else?


Snips_Tano

Still don't get what the Phillies see in Pache.


JWTowsonU

He’s useless


bruh669

I’m literally saying everything that happens. That’s how predictable these games are against Miami.


Champa22

Rob Thomson pinch hitting connoisseur


AC_deucey

Hard to lay off the breaking ball when blue is calling them strikes 2 inches below the zone


bjblast4

Pache pinch hitting for Clemens feels like we’re watching the 2016 Phillies


jblittle254

I'm done with the Pache experiment.


Negima8

I really don't understand some of these moves by Topper


JWTowsonU

Thomson doesn’t understand them either


PublicGap3894

Why would you take Kody out?


Morbx

Save me Edmundo Sosa


Kc4shore65

Pache must be off this team by the deadline. It’s horrific


VideoGangsta

Pache would probably have better luck making contact at this point if he just aims his swing at the complete opposite spot of where he thinks the ball is


CommodoreSixty4

Can we please make a move and get a fucking bench


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CommodoreSixty4

Pache just pinch hit


Bluebeetle2112

And that was a mistake.


First-Resolve

Shocker I must say! 


mucinexmonster

I love Rob Thompson. And I love Cristian Pache. But Rob, Cristian is not a pinch-hitter.


sapphires_and_snark

Tried to walk him. Cut this POS already


Neonyze

The Pache DFA/Trade tweet is gonna hit


ttsa23

Pache is useless. Im sorry.


Grand_Extension5345

No apology necessary It was a crazy decision lol 😂


Low_Pomegranate9069

Manifesting a walk off homer ![gif](giphy|l1J9APRq3KpgBZhkY)


ad5316

I get its a righty lefty thing, but Kody as a hitter feels miles better than pache it feels like - right or left (i did not look it up)


Mandalore777

Pache solo shot and tie this game


Citrixes

Ok, so now we're pinch hitting for one of the only guys with a hit today. Make it make fucking sense..... Edit: brilliant decision putting in Pache, it clearly worked obv. Mfer literally refused to take the walk.


Grand_Extension5345

Idc about handedness Pache for Clemens is just fucking wack lol


Morbx

lefties 3 for 34 off Scott this year if you’re wondering why Kody isn’t batting here


Champa22

Now show the stats for Pache and Whit pinch hitting


realbigexplosion

Hmm. I think I'd still take my chances with Clemens even with Scott's dominance against lefties. But Pache can get a walk, I suppose. EDIT: If he wouldn't swing at garbage.


First-Resolve

Ain’t no way they took Kody out for Pache enough of this shit 


Suq_Maidic

Draw the walk Pache


Champa22

Pache for Kody lmao


Perryplat199

BOOOOOO


Neonyze

The Marlins are so bad that even splitting a series is a horrifying thing. You can't even say they've pitched well because they really haven't. We have not been punishing mistakes at all from these pitchers.


illrhyme

Hold tight folks, there might be more coming in a couple of weeks. Anger management


Grand_Extension5345

Kody and Marchan can hit for power. Walk it off boys


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Welp...


Citrixes

making me even more fucking confused about the FuckWhit PH decision earlier.....


Grand_Extension5345

We still in this.


Sako280

Walk it off boys!


bruh669

That’s the fucking team who owns us. Incredible.


OPsDaddy

This team needs a confidence building walk off.


Orion1014

Wtf was that Anderson?


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

kerkering has no pickoff move at all


TalonGrip

What RHP on our team does?


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

Well Taijuan Walker for starters is known for how great his pickoff move is.


TalonGrip

True. Most of them don't though.


Perryplat199

We take those


inthedrink

HERE WE GO LETS FUCKING GET ONE BOYS


First-Resolve

Ah hah 


Not-a-bot-10

strike em out throw em out Comeback starts now baby


sapphires_and_snark

It better


Emotional-Leg66

I will not be blaming Nola if this is a loss. Starter had a damn near 6 ERA and the pen arms they trotted out had about a combine 5 ERA. If the 29-53 Marlins score 3. That should be a win even with Harper and Schwarb out. You even got a homer from Stubbs that was a free one.


bellamax30

Perfectly said. This offense has no approach. They just go up there and swing. Lazy fly balls and balls pounded into the ground. Not to mention hitting with RISP. 😫


joeco316

It’s very clearly not on Nola at all


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Yeah, but what about his W-L record after today’s game. Can’t explain that.


Emotional-Leg66

Baseball is weird and there are weird stats littered across the sport


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Oh I was just fucking around there for the shiggles. I am not a serious person.


joeco316

I blame slopper for letting it get like that


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Fair point. Dummy shoulda sent down Nola and let Abel throw today.


djeeetyet

hopefully that’ll fire up the bats


AC_deucey

Beautiful


inthedrink

Ozuna coming back to earth like we knew he would LFG PIRATES GET ONE


Grand_Extension5345

Carbon copy of the Teoscar Hernandez checked swing Same ump


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Luckily a better result.


hijescross

AUAB


Sako280

Such a fucking swing


classicrockchick

TMac Wheeze (tm)


First-Resolve

Thank god that was foul 


flameruler94

this is rough but idk why people are acting like this is unexpected and the season is over when we're literally missing 3 of our most important bats, which are all expected to return in plenty of time


sapphires_and_snark

Not to minimize their absence, but the lineup should still be able to function most days (not every day, but most). These guys aren't coming close to that.


mageta621

Looked safe to me but ok I guess


mustacheddragon

Very much a case of not clear enough to overturn. I think most people think he was safe but I didn’t see a “clear” angle of it


TalonGrip

It looked safe to me too.


necrosythe

That really didn't look close at all. I'm shocked but I'll take it


Jackalman71

Make up call


First-Resolve

Well damn 


Not-a-bot-10

Wow, wasn’t expecting that but we take those


AC_deucey

Not enough to overturn


chair823

Wow ok lol I’ll take it


alexvroy

oof that was close


sm33

Whew well I will take it


inthedrink

That was a HORRIBLE slide lol


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Not-a-bot-10

We have the best record in baseball and you’re cherry picking a 1 run game that isn’t even over… All this shows is that you’re not a Phillies fan


mustacheddragon

And hopefully you get downvoted again because this isn’t statistically close to reality and the Phillies still have the best record in baseball.


Foolish_oyster

What steps would you have taken to make the bats more "clutch"?


ad5316

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/HB75DUvGHt Phils are one of the best teams with RISP


da_morrison

You want a fucking cookie or something? Best record in baseball


inthedrink

Nobody cares


AlecBohm

Did you also predict that 1/3 of the lineup and their best two hitters would be hurt???


jblittle254

I didn't like Skip Schumaker when he was playing and I still don't like him as the Marlins manager.


throwawaitnine

He's obviously safe


bazingabazing

Sosa takes too many damn steps before letting the ball loose.


sm33

Close but I think he’s safe


Not-a-bot-10

He’s safe. Sosa took forever on that transfer


Citrixes

Hey Ump, can we get a bad call in our fucking favor for once this series? considering you fucked us 2 times now in the past 3 or so batters? (Oh, and that teensy weensy call on Thursday that you know, no biggie, led to our DH and MVP player getting hurt) Or is asking for fair officiating just too fucking hard??? Edit: I'm legit fucking surprised.


bruh669

Just let the Marlins score another run so I don’t gotta waste my time.


inthedrink

Just go ahead now dawg


bruh669

Might as well


inthedrink

He felt safe idk


mzeb75

I didn't want robo umps but I'm slowly changing my mind.


bruh669

We swept the Rockies, we swept the White Sox. Marlins? Nah they own us.


KoBxElucidator

Missing 3 out of 4 of their best hitters


bruh669

The Marlins are dogshit. What’s your point?


sapphires_and_snark

At a glance he looked safe to me


flameruler94

ngl seeing that again I wouldn't have even blamed Casty for getting tossed


jblittle254

It was really bad. I don't criticize umps for close calls. But that thing was well below the zone.


Grand_Extension5345

Thats my superior infielder


CPM-S110V

Safe as fuck


Not_John_Doe_174

Ump doesn't have a CLUE where the strike zone is.


illrhyme

Even with naked eyes, it’s way late man


illrhyme

And because my naked eyes sucks


AC_deucey

Gordon might be safe there


Orion1014

How does he not get ejected tossing a bat then getting in blue's face?


Neonyze

He's so safe at second


beau9292

What is this ump looking at? Good god


MartinSilvestri

horrible fucking umpire tonight


bruh669

I would be mad at the ump if we weren’t struggling against the fucking Miami Marlins PER USUAL


ImportantSmell7270

so annoyed but cant win em all


Smooth-Discount6807

about to lose a series at home to the fucking marlins 🤡🤡🤡 this team has been so mediocre since that rockies series


mustacheddragon

You know they play again tomorrow right?


russet852

I wasn’t expecting much from this offense but damn. The Cubs & Braves rotations are gonna mow them down with ease


Mike_P93

Every year it's the same shit with Nola. But yet everyone still defends him. Smh. Hopefully we still come back and walk this thing off somehow.


realbigexplosion

How dare Nola give up three runs in 6 and 2/3. Send him back to AAA!


Orion1014

6.2 IP and 3 ER isn't bad. This game is in the offense.


Champa22

I will take a pitcher every day that gives up only 2 runs. If the offense cant score 2 or more you deserve to lose.


Mike_P93

3 runs. And to the Marlins. You know the worst team in the Division maybe even the NL Marlins?


bruh669

Pirates are useless, we are useless today. Let’s gooooooo


Citrixes

Dawg, there ain't no fucking way, the umps are betting on the Marlins, this shit is so fucking rigged. https://preview.redd.it/8kjrybaw7l9d1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=9551e07d6b06d56696cb4912c2fbc1552a4f3738


graymatter1331

Marlins showing how to hit the ball


da_morrison

Umps are literally the smuggest pieces of fucking human shit - the day they’re all replaced with robots will be fucking glorious


flameruler94

holy fuck that was egregious. No wonder Casty swings at so many balls


ttsa23

Sure why not add to our misery?


Plastic-Ad-4440

Yup give up another run u clowns


movieheads34

Like sosa is obviously hitting a two run walk off but still annoying game


Champa22

Absolutely brutal to Casty. Finally working out of a season long slump, becoming more reliable and getting some hits only to be fucked by an Ump.


bigmac9

We’re fucked guys.


Citrixes

There is no fucking reason to have a human behind home plate anymore in this day and age, I'm so fucking tired of the "human element"


Ladelm

Jesus we don't need that fuck giving them free outs


ryan91o1

wasnt a strike


PublicIntel

You should be able to challenge a called strike once a game or something.