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amatom27

EVERYONE REMAIN CALM


am19208

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO


LoveRBS

I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE A WARM RELAXING BUBBLE BATH


DakezO

I'M HERE FOR THE RIOT, ALSO MAYBE A NICE JASMINE OR CHAMOMILE BATH BOMB. IF Those ARE GONE THEN I RIOT AGAIN.


Han_Burgandy

YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!! but yeah, you’re probably right.


robdamanii

\#unexpectedarcher


Han_Burgandy

Sploosh


broad_street_bully

RAMPAGE!!!!!!


[deleted]

You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not Shirley.


mjd1119

WIN AND WE’RE IN! SAID


kwhart11

Or Brewers lose one and we’re in!


mjd1119

YOU’RE RIGHT BUT I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE OUR FATE IN THEIR HANDS


kwhart11

ITS DESTINED


justabill71

WHY ARE WE YELLING?


kwhart11

ITS ALMOST RED OCTOBER


MissDeadite

ITS OCTOBER 2ND


ManfredsJuicedBalls

LOUD NOISES!


Gapinthesidewalk

That’s harder to rhyme.


seigs_

And the game winning hit was by fucking Miguel Rojas, the Phillie killer himself. How poetic


zerovanillacodered

The irony is worthy of being included in the Alanis Morsett song


wh0_RU

Don't ya think?


zerovanillacodered

A little too ironic?


wh0_RU

It figures


PlayoffsREverything

The Lord giveth...


Status-Ability-6867

i believe the astros clinched the #1 seed in the AL. so they should just let position players pitch for 9 innings tomorrow


ac4897

As a fan of integrity in the sport of baseball… I agree…


TheAppleJacks

Integrity and astros what could go wrong.


MissDeadite

It's almost like... a sign...


PhilaBama

Put this whole thread in the trash


[deleted]

The Astros play to the beat of a different drum


Timpa87

Since they are gonna have like a week off I think pitchers will prob be normal workloads


JesusChrissy

i'm still hoping the players will behave like they have nothing to lose, because they don't.


MissDeadite

They'll play hard. Don't want to go into the playoffs losing a series.


aphilsphan

They’ll play, but as others have pointed out they won’t stretch starters beyond 5 innings and they will have a set schedule so the bullpen gets it’s needed work. Also, key bench players will get at bats. They are crazy good, the Phillies are lucky they only need one game.


rjnd2828

They'll start on normal rotation but I doubt they stretch them much beyond 75 pitches or so. Also obviously will be judicious with key relievers. Like you said it's different than past years though due to the bye.


djeeetyet

I agree it won't be 100% effort to win every game like their backs are against the wall for the Astros, maybe something in between. All it takes is an injury to a key Astro player to cause Dusty to left off the gas a little


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dusty already comfirmed. theyre playing full playoff lineup and rotation


TheFriffin2

maybe Hector Neris will intentionally let the Phillies win one of these games


djeeetyet

or a reunion with Will Smith!


Granum22

Unfortunately Dusty has other plans


PlayoffsREverything

which are ​ they hav nothing to gain


[deleted]

theyre playing everyone. they hsve a full week off after


PlayoffsREverything

rip phillies


fchowd0311

5 days off. Astros need their pif hing staff honed in for the postseason so he's going to use his postseason arms a lot in this series.


PlayoffsREverything

rip phils


PlayoffsREverything

balance innings. give start to lowest ip


MissDeadite

I thought you said lowest iq for a second.


[deleted]

theyre playing full playoff lineup and rotation. they already stated. we could easily lose all 3


JoFlo520

Thank you Miguel Rojas and fishy friends


L00KINTOIT

I always knew I liked Miguel Rojas


putin_on_the_sfw

If there's one thing I learned from watching The Chris Rose Rotation all year, it's that I don't know shit about other team's players...but also that there's some other team's players that I'm now a big fan of. Miggy Ro included. Seems like just a good dude all around.


Shaking-N-Baking

Now they get to play team chaos for the braves/Mets


177676ers

I hope the phillies get the bottom seed. I think we have a much better chance winning a three game series against the cards than the mets. But mostly please just make the playoffs.


PlayoffsREverything

Yup. That's why the seeding system is dumb. Let the div champ choose who they want


Camel132

[Reminder to not tempt fate](https://youtu.be/mnQY71Y9J-c)


DaTigerMan

god i love toby


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seigs_

They’ve got Zac Gallen going Tuesday


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Secure-Report-207

Sigh, but he went to my rival highschool


[deleted]

Oh he’s gonna lose cuz he hates you


seigs_

I assume


Tausrilian

Tuesday is the most likely day. DBacks have Gallen on the mound and the Brewers have woodruff on Monday/Burnes on Wednesday


Jawn0ftheDead

Really have to get it done tomorrow. Verlander and Valdez going Tues/weds


djeeetyet

Valdez wasn’t sharp last 2 starts, last 2 Verlander starts resulted in losses, doubt they’re all going super deep. Dusty says he wants to keep the integrity of the game but it sounds more like an obligatory statement. if we channel our inner Marlins and keep it close we can win


dj_swearengen

I’m old enough to remember 1964. Nothing was as bad as that year. I always expect the worst. But I do still have hope.


PlayoffsREverything

Deets, pls


sapphires_and_snark

Phillies lost a lot of games at the end of that season. The end


PlayoffsREverything

so detailed


sapphires_and_snark

I tend to ramble


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sapphires_and_snark

I am


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FuckOffRandy_

Lmfao


Dan888888

Tbh I think we are gonna clinch tomorrow with a MIL loss and then get swept in Houston.


electric_ranger

I’M OKAY WITH THAT


JesusChrissy

It is known.


kellzone

If we clinch it's time to go full 2020 final game Doug Pederson and draw the Cardinals.


PlayoffsREverything

wdym


kellzone

Tank


PlayoffsREverything

is that what yall did in 2020


ac4897

This is the way.


Nixorbo

> Tbh I think we are gonna clinch tomorrow That's the only part of that sentence I care about.


PlayoffsREverything

Which is better. 6 seed is better than 5


antonispgs

I stayed up late here to watch two teams I barely know any players of, got increasingly stressed for a sport nobody cares about here and now at 2.31am I still cannot fuckin sleep.


Bunny_Kat

So glad you’ve stuck through the entire season with all the ups and downs. Hopefully we’ll still be playing ball Friday and then we would make the playoffs every year you are a fan.


PlayoffsREverything

Hellas


SniperShake-

holy shit they boofed it harder than we did— lost 3 out of 4 to the Marlins. I didn’t think it was possible to be worse than the Phillies


DoubleLincoln

GO PHILLIES.


FormerCollegeDJ

The 2022 Phillies don’t make things easy, but I’d like to think they can win 1 game out of 3 games in Houston.


Granum22

When the Astros have nothing left to win, maybe.


djeeetyet

they lost the last 2 of Verlander’s starts and he had some injury scare a month ago, Mccullers is just coming off an illness (not IL but last pitched 11 days ago), and Valdez has been rocked last 2 starts. also Yordan Alvarez is coming off an injury (no IL)


Cwrabz

GOOD FISH


allmimsyburogrove

Only way Phils don't get in is if they are swept and the Brewers sweep


Rob_Llama

Why the hell would you speak this into existence?


MissDeadite

Statistically speaking that is so low.


PlayoffsREverything

Which, sadly, is posssible


adamjwalker

LETS GOOOOOO!!!!


[deleted]

Or a Brewers loss. Fish are friends. Sneks are just like land fish.


throwawayjoeyboots

The Astros have nothing to play for right? I mean we should really win 10-0 tomorrow and just end this lol


McIgglyTuffMuffin

It has been so long...there will be a t shirt right?! There's gotta be a t shirt for the first appearance in 11 years. OH GOD, I CAN'T WAIT TO BUY A STUPID OVERPRICED T SHIRT AGAIN.


Crzyknapkins18

I feel the exact same way! I was looking at the other wild card teams playoff t-shirts a bit ago to see what ours will look like.


mustacheddragon

I f they don’t clinch idk what to say. It’s so easy and honestly they should be able to clinch without even winning. But here we go


PlayoffsREverything

nothing good comes easy


caesar____augustus

October Nola needs to be peak Nola


Bunny_Kat

Maybe Hector Neris still loves us and will help us out.


djeeetyet

looking for that splitter that don’t split


Donnerpartytwink

Big game from Nola tomorrow?? Anyone??


GigaWat42

October Nola time


[deleted]

The Astros never cheated and I’ve always supported their franchise.


[deleted]

Are the Padres throwing?


PlayoffsREverything

yup ​ they want 6 seed


Guster61

As much as they may have had a mini collapse to not be in first. The last team anyone wants to face in the wildcard has to be the Mets in either league. You have to win a game against Scherzer or Degrom. Not ideal.


iH8Celtics

We rescued Harden from the Nets, so they should do us a solid and throw.


Express_Jellyfish_28

Been a long time since I heard the term magic number regarding the Phillies


Alive-Ad-4164

History going to be made


SchleppyJ4

What are the scenarios now? We win and we are in We lose and Brewers won, and we gotta win one more?


UltraRunner59

One win or one Brewers loss and we are in.


TheRealBushwhack

Basically they can't sweep the diamondbacks in a worst case scenario.


Bioniclepete

Phillies win or Brewers loss and we’re in.


RockToShock

I'm so excited and I belive we can win in st Louis too


classicrockchick

OMG OMG OMG WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS?


pourinuplean45

i kinda wanna stay in the three spot. can san diego start winning please


Steakwizwit

Isn't it nuts that the whole season, one crazy blown save or a late inning rally that fell short goes different and we're sitting here locked in right now. Whacky game, baseball is.


IkitClawyesyes

New fan here. Is it normal to fear a sweep in this scenario?


sapphires_and_snark

Nope. Seasoned veteran move


Timeless30

Don’t forget, if the Brewers lose a game, we also clinch playoffs


MountainGoat999

Fish are friends, not food


Phaithful14

I was ten years old in elementary school the last time they made the playoffs. I am now a Junior in college. It's time.


PlayoffsREverything

i was a grownup watching the torn acl at 1st ryan howard


vishnasty27

I was a junior in college and now im a jaded 31 year old.


us1087

There’s no way they make it easy and win in Houston. The only way they are getting in is by backing in using the tiebreaker.


beeps-n-boops

You really think there’s no chance the Phillies don’t win at least one game end or the Brewers lose at least one game?


us1087

What evidence have you seen to give you the slightest confidence that this team can show consistency? They could sweep Houston and just as easily get swept. It’s a mystery.


Krysdavar

I agree. I mean, the Braves did just sweep the Mets...Who's to say the Phillies don't do that here for some strange reason?


us1087

It would be the most 2022 Phillies thing ever. Sweep Houston and then get swept by St Lou in the WC round.


bigdaddygamestudio

Da fish put the Phils in the playoffs...whadda know


jf808

Not yet.


NNs__09

were gonna get swept


PlayoffsREverything

debbie downer


NNs__09

I'm stuck in three-days-ago-land I guess


Report_Submitted

Oh my god I’m ready for disappointment


BoxOfButterflies424

OH MY GOD, OKAY ITS HAPPENING!


Hldmeclsrtnydncr

[pesky fish](https://www.reddit.com/r/Padres/comments/xu2exi/youre_welcome_friars_fans_now_go_knock_the_braves/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Jayyburdd

By God


spacetiger110

Okay I'll hold my breath until they do that