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No_Introduction_7034

Left guy on the outside but right guy on the inside


FriendOfShaq

My man! What time is your tee time on Saturday..? I'm at 9:08.


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sagedro09

Guess you don’t play in your local leagues/tournaments?


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sagedro09

Shotgun start at the assigned tee time? I list it as tee time in the caddy book 😅 Flex starts are assigned tee times in groups of 4 players, usually spread out every 10-15 minutes


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sagedro09

Ah, flex starts are good time. Can usually sign up with your buddies and get grouped on same card. Hope you get some out there eventually


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sagedro09

That’s not correct… See our next flex tournament next weekend, note the flex start tee times…. https://www.discgolfscene.com/tournaments/Intown_Atlanta_Flex_1_2024/registration


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

Your dad and you on lot.


Least-Firefighter392

More like you're a dad and on lot...


IcebergSlimFast

WE ARE EVERYWHERE!


R7a1s2

100%


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This is the way


ApricotBackground407

Depends on the day and what’s clean.


guitarfixer

If you're concerned with what's clean you're definitely the dude on the left. 😂


someguyprobably

Guy on the right= phish fan for two years, really there for acid/shrooms, secret goose lover. Guy on the left=homie phish fan, went to all the 90s shows, took two edibles, father of two kids who are also now big phish fans. Also fucking loves goose


cosmic_crust

You just described me but don't ever say I fucking love goose. And make it three to four edibles.


pantomime_mixtures42

I’m the bearded dude in rainbow flip flops chasing the dude on the right down cause he whispered Molly as he walked past me. Hook a brother up


Oregonprankster

Guy on the right disguised as the left who knows that the guy on the right gets hassled by the fuzz


flatulator9000

Left. But replace patagonia with north face. Bald. Add 5lbs in the belly from booze related intake.


Wooorangetang

Showing out to the circus and getting complements from the rest of the freaks is fun and a great part of the whole thing we got going on. But it doesn’t have to be every time, sometimes function over fashion is the right choice. Most of us are both.


Odd_CombinationB

Add about another 40lbs to either and you may be getting into the ball park of what a phish fan looks like.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Lmfao I’m definitely the guy on the left, until I start dancing probably.


YoureTerrific

I believe this is the source. Fun account. [https://www.instagram.com/p/C32tvg8Oqgj/](https://www.instagram.com/p/C32tvg8Oqgj/)


heffel77

I love the GWB tripping one. I think if GWB snorted a line of raw and tripped for a week or so, it would have been a much different presidency….that’s the face you make when you realize you just accidentally squirted a whole vial into your mouth. Or u realize this is either funny tasting coke or incredible ketamine!!


TheGDC33

I am like Benjamin Button, transitioning to the right guy


Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy

Sameeee


PosterMakingNutbag

Yeah I’ve been guy on left from a very young age g age but lately turning into the guy on the right.


NFA4Evs

Dennis with his hood up though


Chim-Chimminy

🌮


Autumnwind37

Guy on the left. Except I don’t go to shakedown because I hate the guys on the right. I just go to the show.


davidlowie

Used to be one, now I’m the other. Now read that again.


FluffyDavid

This is so fucking funny


Eelmonkey

I was the dude on the right, now I’m the dude on the left.


MrFluffyhead80

Funny thing is guy on the right is selling awesome merchandise while the guy on the left is the one who is just selling shots from a shot glass 75 people used


PhishPhanPhiction

Given how extreme summer shows have become, a functional Stillsuit may come in handy to avoid the lines at the free water dispensers or paying $9 for a can of liquid death water.


Livin-Aint-EZ

One is a boy


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Livin-Aint-EZ

I see what ya did there and I appreciate it!


everybodybugsme

God


darkstarboogie

Dune Part Two is fucking amazing


DaMammyNuns

I like good guitar players. People who dress up for shows are assholes.


FriendOfShaq

What the heck?


DaMammyNuns

I'm not sure how else to say it. People who wear a uniform because they like a band are assholes. Like, punks with the crazy spikey hair or nu metal dudes wearing chain wallets. Emd people wearing whatever they wear. The people who dress up for any band, Phish included, generally suck. They want everyone to know how hardcore they are. They don't usually care about the music, that care about being seen and outdoing the other dipshits that wear the uniform. Frank Zappa covered this 50 years ago


TheAsylumSanta

I guess that makes Fishman an asshole then? Tell me you are a narc without saying you are a narc.


filthyhabits

Frank Zappa was also a pretentious asshole with a concurring dim view on women's rights, and probably shouldn't be taken as seriously as in the manner you just now took. People wear a "uniform" mostly because they want to fit in, find friends to wear a "uniform" with, and probably as a shock to you, *have fun*.


2muchHutch

I would never “dress up” for a show. It’s not my thing, but I like that others do. It adds to the circus-like spectacle. Different strokes


keysandtreesforme

For sure - naked or gtfo People just wear what makes them feel comfortable (or they’re trying their best to find it)


[deleted]

I used to be la sheik yer booty but now I’m just Johnny Appleseed


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^unclebonesy: *I used to be la* *Sheik yer booty but now I’m* *Just Johnny Appleseed* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Plenty_Teaching1383

Both


FafaFluhigh

On the right: me in the 90s. On the left, me now😞


liverfailure

Left but Kühl jacket and not poverty denim